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Crime / Re: How I Got Scammed Of ₦150,000 On Fairmoney by Lavisha(f): 4:28pm On Mar 25

How come you didn't pick race after seeing this? Or you wanted to earn without doing any work

If it looks to good to be real, it's probably fake-
Donald Trump
Celebrities / Re: Mr Ibu Speaks From Hospital Bed As He Battles Kidney Related Sickness (video) by Lavisha(f): 4:11pm On Mar 25
The take home here:

Stop drinking beer.

But they will never hear.....they keep downing bottles.

Na una Sabi o.

What is wrong with beer?
For your mind, it is beer that caused kidney problems?!

No wonder buhari called y'all empty heads Lazy.
Politics / Re: Arrest NDLEA Officers Who Worked With Kyari’s Accomplices, IGP Tells Marwa by Lavisha(f): 8:21pm On Feb 14
E don dey red o

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Investment / Re: Bitfinex Crypto Hack: US Arrests Couple For Allegedly Laundering $4.5 Billion by Lavisha(f): 8:49pm On Feb 08
Third to cement
Cement ko, Dangote ni.
Politics / Re: Akeredolu: Only A Party Determined To Lose Will Field A Northern Candidate by Lavisha(f): 8:35pm On Feb 08
Wahala for North..

Good for the BAT

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Politics / Re: IPOB Is Finished – Asari Dokubo Mocks Nnamdi Kanu by Lavisha(f): 8:34pm On Feb 08

Ofemmanu1, na Lavisha you dey bear now? You keep running around like diarrhoea. If it's BigTableShaker today, it's Ofemmanu1 tomorrow or Clitraider next tomorrow. Stay one place and be a man or woman.

We dey look you.
Honestly, e shock me!!!

You followed me walla o.

You made me remember thebigtableshaker.
I've forgotten that moniker a long time.
I'm checking it out now .

Politics / Re: IPOB Is Finished – Asari Dokubo Mocks Nnamdi Kanu by Lavisha(f): 8:30pm On Feb 08
He is still relevant and better than ur hopeless ancestors grin grin

tomek, you are a monstrously subliterate pervert and a heinous all - befouling mental midget with the natural grace of an intoxicated beluga whale.

While your dilector is an unconscionably incorrigible wretch and a narcissistic halitosis -infested cesspool of sub - human filth.
Politics / Re: Confusion In Obibi-Uratta Community As 2 Traditional Rulers Emerge by Lavisha(f): 8:24pm On Feb 08


Honestly, some fatinoos are not well trained.
Perhaps, it's because of the everbright Baby-factories in Alaigbo.

Cos, na basterrds go elect two kings at a time.


Politics / Re: IPOB Is Finished – Asari Dokubo Mocks Nnamdi Kanu by Lavisha(f): 8:21am On Feb 08
Can you place a bet of 10k and above on a fully fixed and genuine match from an European source and PAY AFTER WIN?
If yes, send a message to my whatsapp





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Politics / Re: IPOB Is Finished – Asari Dokubo Mocks Nnamdi Kanu by Lavisha(f): 8:21am On Feb 08
Sure winning ticket available for high stakers.
If you can stake 5k, 10k and above on a 100% backed game, text me on whatsapp via - 090-34888636

It's strictly Pay After Win

Go sell it to your poor Father.

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Politics / Re: IPOB Is Finished – Asari Dokubo Mocks Nnamdi Kanu by Lavisha(f): 8:20am On Feb 08
Hundred Percent Sure Game Available For High Stakers For Pay After Win.
Source is European so game is fully guaranteed to win.
If you can stake high dm on whatsapp


Why not sell the SURE game to your Father first?

Igbo basterrd.

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Politics / Re: IPOB Is Finished – Asari Dokubo Mocks Nnamdi Kanu by Lavisha(f): 8:19am On Feb 08

The watery Kuje beans delon reset the albino efulefu dilector brains.

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Crime / Re: Man Threatens Mother With Acid For Not Disclosing His Biological Father by Lavisha(f): 8:18am On Feb 08
Still better than being the product of a skull miner..
Religion / Re: Catholic Church Suspends Rev James Anelu For Banning Igbo Songs In Parish by Lavisha(f): 8:17am On Feb 08
Priest want to chase Major customers of Catholic church away? cheesy. Igbos are the fuel pump of Catholic church in Nigeria take it or leave it

Fuel pump ko, Water pump ni.
Celebrities / Re: Davido Takes Portable On A Cruise In His 2021 Rolls Royce Cullinan (video) by Lavisha(f): 7:08pm On Feb 07
Damnnn niggar Two untalented moda fuckkers

This comment is unnecessary bro.. It showed you're so dull..

Hardwork beat talent anyday.
Davido is product of hardwork.


Autos / Re: Acura TL 2009 Model Forsale(foreign use) by Lavisha(f): 10:05am On Feb 06
Slightly negotiable
Do you still have this ride?!
Car Talk / Re: Lets Debate This: Fuel Consumption Between A Honda And Toyota by Lavisha(f): 6:42pm On Feb 05
Abeg, no compare Honda with Toyota. Honda na better ride by far. Toyota is for poor people who do not mind driving a boring Car with less repairs. And for the fuel economy, Honda beats Toyota hands down.

Hehehehe .

Honda rocks sha..

My DC dey best muscle Camrys sha.
Maintenance, fuel economy, Handling, performance and better engine ratings.

The muscles are more laborious and luxurious tho.

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Crime / Re: Policemen Extort Lawyer, Kingsley Nnonye In Kogi After Threatening To Kill Him by Lavisha(f): 8:46am On Feb 05
Naso them dey do for Kogi.

I remembered when I went to Okene with my Honda from Lokoja to tow a Camry back to Lokoja.

Those basterrd Men in black stopped me, ask for ALL paperworks of the two vehicles and did some checks
When they couldn't get anything to nail me, they asked for a towing permit!

What towing permit?! me that's just helping a colleague tow his car..
They asked me to pay 60k and I declined
They later forced me to go to the station and I said okay, but to my surprise, they took us to a Bush path change story and start corking their guns.

What saved us that day was a quick intervention of a Police CP attached to my workplace- Dangote.

If not, maybe they would have murdered their father and took away the two cars.

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Politics / Re: Police Smash Lagos-Ibadan Highway Kidnap Syndicate, Gang Members Flee by Lavisha(f): 2:42pm On Feb 04
Na Dem head slammers
Health / Re: 69-year-old Man Collapses, Dies In Umuahia Street (graphic Photos) by Lavisha(f): 10:16pm On Feb 02

NCAN da?
Religion / Re: Alfa Leads Thugs To Disrupt Church Service In Ekiti by Lavisha(f): 9:59pm On Feb 02

Yes, because , you know, civilized behavior is what separates us Homo sapiens from Pan troglodytes among others....


wetin happen?
Fashion / Re: Why You Should Not Keep Dreadlocks If You're Not Ready: The Dos And Don'ts. by Lavisha(f): 9:55pm On Feb 02
grin grin
This is the King!
King of werays

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Religion / Re: Alfa Leads Thugs To Disrupt Church Service In Ekiti by Lavisha(f): 9:44pm On Feb 02
Alfa should have gone to the Police, and registered a complaint.

Instead, he went to create something that could have caused more and more problems.

Nigerians sometimes are the cause of their own issues. If you have been assaulted by someone, call the police
This one wey you dey form "abroad" for us
Nairaland / General / Re: Massive Python Killed By Fishermen by Lavisha(f): 7:48pm On Feb 02
This one fit swallow a small human
Celebrities / Re: Bella Shmurda Responds After LASU Begged Him To Return To The School by Lavisha(f): 10:41pm On Feb 01

Alaye No loud am. Leave am!!!!,
One day, fame will go, But his Degree will remain.
If the boy really got Famous like Davido and whizz, na dash LASU go dash am PHd
Celebrities / Re: John Adewuni 'Tafa Oloyede' Is Dead (Picture) by Lavisha(f): 10:15pm On Feb 01
sad Ehya Rest In Peace sire!! Akanji oniposi I remember that movie Na cassette things that year

Travel / Re: Travelling To USA Or School Of Nursing??pls Advice Me. by Lavisha(f): 10:12pm On Feb 01

E no go better for you..

Na your type we the here say European coast guards the try rescue after boat capsize while trying to illegally migrate from Africa to Europe via the waters.. Then later hear how you are in an illegal immigrant detention camp waiting for liaison with your government to be deported back to the shit hole from where you came. grin

Your father!
Travel / Re: Travelling To USA Or School Of Nursing??pls Advice Me. by Lavisha(f): 10:11pm On Feb 01

It's a big fat lie.. nurses are hungry like a bricklayer
That one na Akpako Nurse
Romance / Re: This Is How Money Ritual Works - ANSWER by Lavisha(f): 10:02pm On Jan 31

You're right
A philosopher once said; if you think you're stupid and at the same time realized you ain't stupid, then you're RIGHT.

It's a thing of the mind that could come to reality so,those who invented Jesus have failed cos with your placebo effect; Jesus is real.

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Education / Re: Primary School Pupil Takes 4 Of His Schoolmates To School On Okada by Lavisha(f): 1:06pm On Jan 31
Egbeigwe mapịa gị ọnụ gị ahụ
Your father!!

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