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Crime / Re: Female Kidnapper Caught In Isale Eko House With Kidnaped Children Meant For Sale by Lavisha(f): 11:08am On Jun 23
She must be an igbo woman.
Na dem be the only tribe selling humans in Nigerian history.
Politics / Re: ‘idfinder.com.ng, Verify.ng’ — NIMC Warns Of Websites Harvesting Data Of Nigeria by Lavisha(f): 11:04am On Jun 23
TrustGod2:
Please dear Daddy and Mommy, forgive me for bringing this here. am doing this because av run out of options and I don't have any other choice. My name is kelly, I gave birth to my boy Ayomide 2 years ago and since then it has been a rollercoaster of one event to another. My fiance abandoned us and I move in back with my parents taking care of my son all alone without any assistance even though he was always falling very sick all the time. I notice that he always feels discomfort when his trying to breath so I looked for money to take my son to the hospital. He was diagnosed with congenital heart defect, a hole in his heart, as the cause of his breathing problems. I've cried my eyes out but if only crying can solve problem. I can't stand to see my child in pain.

I've gone almost everywhere I can possibly go but no hope except for hospital. Doctors say that he will need to undergo surgery at UCH for N4.5million and my family with the help of some very kind hearted people have been able to raise part of N3 million. We have sold off almost everything valuable to us but it's not yet enough, that why I am appealing to well meaning Nigerians, if you're touched to save my son's life, please find it in your kind heart to extend a hand of help to him. Nothing is too small in the sight of God. Am calling kind hearted people, please help save my boys life. Please am also calling upon any NGO that can accept my sons condition please. May God almighty bless you immensely and wipe away sorrow from your eye. Amen.

Video Prove;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EO1751Icvdo?si=a69R9-1uyMPdEdzV

176603
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Access Bank
Kelly Monday
.

Kelly-kelly..

you nor dey tire?!

new monikers everyday just to scam the already frustrated tinubu-banza Nigerians.
Family / Re: ‘my Wife Threatened To Kill Me For Failing To Satisfy Her In Bed’ by Lavisha(f): 11:01am On Jun 23
Melagros:
COMRADES, sometimes men fail to perform their duty in bed because we dey carry a lot of 'loads' on our head

What happened to Agbo Jedi?!

Aphrodisiacs like Jekonmo, monkey-tail, bitter-cola, kaya-maza, bitterleaf-juice etc are still working.

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Crime / Re: Viral Video Of Okada Killing: Policemen Involved Were On Illegal Duty — Hundeyin by Lavisha(f): 10:57am On Jun 23
Bookhub:
Imagine if na Igbo man kill that guy and humiliate his body like this in this sensitive period, our markets and shops for don burn to ashes with hundreds of our brothers dead even me typing this will be panicking by now the bias is something else.

Naija is like a Food chain in an ecosystem.

Where goats killing a cheetah is not comformable to the laws of that ecosystem.
Crime / Re: How I Got Scammed Of ₦150,000 On Fairmoney by Lavisha(f): 4:28pm On Mar 25, 2022
Zonefree:
HOW TO EARK 50K WEEKLY WITHOUT WORK


How come you didn't pick race after seeing this? Or you wanted to earn without doing any work



If it looks to good to be real, it's probably fake-
Donald Trump
Celebrities / Re: Mr Ibu Speaks From Hospital Bed As He Battles Kidney Related Sickness (video) by Lavisha(f): 4:11pm On Mar 25, 2022
Optimistguy1969:
The take home here:


Stop drinking beer.

But they will never hear.....they keep downing bottles.


Na una Sabi o.

What is wrong with beer?
For your mind, it is beer that caused kidney problems?!

No wonder buhari called y'all empty heads Lazy.
Politics / Re: Arrest NDLEA Officers Who Worked With Kyari’s Accomplices, IGP Tells Marwa by Lavisha(f): 8:21pm On Feb 14, 2022
BigTableShaker:
E don dey red o

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Investment / Re: Bitfinex Crypto Hack: US Arrests Couple For Allegedly Laundering $4.5 Billion by Lavisha(f): 8:49pm On Feb 08, 2022
Uzomarvin1121:
Third to cement
Cement ko, Dangote ni.
Politics / Re: Akeredolu: Only A Party Determined To Lose Will Field A Northern Candidate by Lavisha(f): 8:35pm On Feb 08, 2022
Wahala for North..

Good for the BAT

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Politics / Re: IPOB Is Finished – Asari Dokubo Mocks Nnamdi Kanu by Lavisha(f): 8:34pm On Feb 08, 2022
MumuYorubaBoy:


Ofemmanu1, na Lavisha you dey bear now? You keep running around like diarrhoea. If it's BigTableShaker today, it's Ofemmanu1 tomorrow or Clitraider next tomorrow. Stay one place and be a man or woman.

We dey look you.
Honestly, e shock me!!!

You followed me walla o.

You made me remember thebigtableshaker.
I've forgotten that moniker a long time.
I'm checking it out now .

Thanks,
Politics / Re: IPOB Is Finished – Asari Dokubo Mocks Nnamdi Kanu by Lavisha(f): 8:30pm On Feb 08, 2022
Tomek09:
[s][/s]
He is still relevant and better than ur hopeless ancestors grin grin

tomek, you are a monstrously subliterate pervert and a heinous all - befouling mental midget with the natural grace of an intoxicated beluga whale.


While your dilector is an unconscionably incorrigible wretch and a narcissistic halitosis -infested cesspool of sub - human filth.
Politics / Re: Confusion In Obibi-Uratta Community As 2 Traditional Rulers Emerge by Lavisha(f): 8:24pm On Feb 08, 2022
haha?!


Yebor?!!

Honestly, some fatinoos are not well trained.
Perhaps, it's because of the everbright Baby-factories in Alaigbo.


Cos, na basterrds go elect two kings at a time.

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Politics / Re: IPOB Is Finished – Asari Dokubo Mocks Nnamdi Kanu by Lavisha(f): 8:21am On Feb 08, 2022
Sony345:
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If yes, send a message to my whatsapp


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Mofo

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Politics / Re: IPOB Is Finished – Asari Dokubo Mocks Nnamdi Kanu by Lavisha(f): 8:21am On Feb 08, 2022
Kinglee34:
Sure winning ticket available for high stakers.
If you can stake 5k, 10k and above on a 100% backed game, text me on whatsapp via - 090-34888636


It's strictly Pay After Win

Go sell it to your poor Father.

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Politics / Re: IPOB Is Finished – Asari Dokubo Mocks Nnamdi Kanu by Lavisha(f): 8:20am On Feb 08, 2022
Divine245:
Hundred Percent Sure Game Available For High Stakers For Pay After Win.
Source is European so game is fully guaranteed to win.
If you can stake high dm on whatsapp

+234-9-0-3-4-8-8-8-6-3-6

Why not sell the SURE game to your Father first?

Igbo basterrd.

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Politics / Re: IPOB Is Finished – Asari Dokubo Mocks Nnamdi Kanu by Lavisha(f): 8:19am On Feb 08, 2022
Yeeboe?!!!


The watery Kuje beans delon reset the albino efulefu dilector brains.

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Crime / Re: Man Threatens Mother With Acid For Not Disclosing His Biological Father by Lavisha(f): 8:18am On Feb 08, 2022
DarkJeddi:
Yeah?
Still better than being the product of a skull miner..
Hmm.
SMH
Religion / Re: Catholic Church Suspends Rev James Anelu For Banning Igbo Songs In Parish by Lavisha(f): 8:17am On Feb 08, 2022
SarkinYarki:
Priest want to chase Major customers of Catholic church away? cheesy. Igbos are the fuel pump of Catholic church in Nigeria take it or leave it

Fuel pump ko, Water pump ni.
Celebrities / Re: Davido Takes Portable On A Cruise In His 2021 Rolls Royce Cullinan (video) by Lavisha(f): 7:08pm On Feb 07, 2022
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar Two untalented moda fuckkers

This comment is unnecessary bro.. It showed you're so dull..

Hardwork beat talent anyday.
Davido is product of hardwork.

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Autos / Re: Acura TL 2009 Model Forsale(foreign use) by Lavisha(f): 10:05am On Feb 06, 2022
lekkys:
Slightly negotiable
Hello,
Do you still have this ride?!
Car Talk / Re: Lets Debate This: Fuel Consumption Between A Honda And Toyota by Lavisha(f): 6:42pm On Feb 05, 2022
shortIGBOman:
Abeg, no compare Honda with Toyota. Honda na better ride by far. Toyota is for poor people who do not mind driving a boring Car with less repairs. And for the fuel economy, Honda beats Toyota hands down.

Hehehehe .

Honda rocks sha..

My DC dey best muscle Camrys sha.
Maintenance, fuel economy, Handling, performance and better engine ratings.

The muscles are more laborious and luxurious tho.

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Crime / Re: Policemen Extort Lawyer, Kingsley Nnonye In Kogi After Threatening To Kill Him by Lavisha(f): 8:46am On Feb 05, 2022
Naso them dey do for Kogi.

I remembered when I went to Okene with my Honda from Lokoja to tow a Camry back to Lokoja.

Those basterrd Men in black stopped me, ask for ALL paperworks of the two vehicles and did some checks
When they couldn't get anything to nail me, they asked for a towing permit!

What towing permit?! me that's just helping a colleague tow his car..
They asked me to pay 60k and I declined
They later forced me to go to the station and I said okay, but to my surprise, they took us to a Bush path change story and start corking their guns.

What saved us that day was a quick intervention of a Police CP attached to my workplace- Dangote.

If not, maybe they would have murdered their father and took away the two cars.

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Politics / Re: Police Smash Lagos-Ibadan Highway Kidnap Syndicate, Gang Members Flee by Lavisha(f): 2:42pm On Feb 04, 2022
Na Dem head slammers
Health / Re: 69-year-old Man Collapses, Dies In Umuahia Street (graphic Photos) by Lavisha(f): 10:16pm On Feb 02, 2022
Hmmm..

NCAN da?
Religion / Re: Alfa Leads Thugs To Disrupt Church Service In Ekiti by Lavisha(f): 9:59pm On Feb 02, 2022
backbencher:


Yes, because , you know, civilized behavior is what separates us Homo sapiens from Pan troglodytes among others....

haha!

wetin happen?
Fashion / Re: Why You Should Not Keep Dreadlocks If You're Not Ready: The Dos And Don'ts. by Lavisha(f): 9:55pm On Feb 02, 2022
VEXT:
grin grin
This is the King!
King of werays

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Religion / Re: Alfa Leads Thugs To Disrupt Church Service In Ekiti by Lavisha(f): 9:44pm On Feb 02, 2022
backbencher:
Alfa should have gone to the Police, and registered a complaint.

Instead, he went to create something that could have caused more and more problems.

Nigerians sometimes are the cause of their own issues. If you have been assaulted by someone, call the police
This one wey you dey form "abroad" for us
Nairaland / General / Re: Massive Python Killed By Fishermen by Lavisha(f): 7:48pm On Feb 02, 2022
This one fit swallow a small human
Celebrities / Re: Bella Shmurda Responds After LASU Begged Him To Return To The School by Lavisha(f): 10:41pm On Feb 01, 2022
GudluckIBB:

Alaye No loud am. Leave am!!!!,
One day, fame will go, But his Degree will remain.
If the boy really got Famous like Davido and whizz, na dash LASU go dash am PHd
Celebrities / Re: John Adewuni 'Tafa Oloyede' Is Dead (Picture) by Lavisha(f): 10:15pm On Feb 01, 2022
tillaman:
sad Ehya Rest In Peace sire!! Akanji oniposi I remember that movie Na cassette things that year

**yinmu

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