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Politics / Re: Again, Water Scarcity Hits Enugu State (PICTURES) by Lavisha(f): 12:41pm On Jan 14, 2022
Shetemi12:
Water scarcity is not their problem. Tinubu is their only problem.

BAT2023

Na you go Kee flatti finish for here
Politics / Re: Again, Water Scarcity Hits Enugu State (PICTURES) by Lavisha(f): 12:40pm On Jan 14, 2022
So, they have millions to build prototype buildings but don't have 200k to drill borehole?!


smh
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: US Military Offers $50,000 To New Recruits Who Want To Join The Army by Lavisha(f): 3:56pm On Jan 13, 2022
hian!!

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Forum Games / Re: What Is The Sweetest YORUBA Name You Have Ever Heard? by Lavisha(f): 3:50pm On Jan 13, 2022
Kriss216:
You keep meeting dirty little boys, darling.
SMH
Forum Games / Re: What Is The Sweetest YORUBA Name You Have Ever Heard? by Lavisha(f): 3:23pm On Jan 13, 2022
Kriss216:
It's more noble to give head than to shake head.
Give a head to a penis that smells?
Forum Games / Re: What Is The Sweetest YORUBA Name You Have Ever Heard? by Lavisha(f): 3:18pm On Jan 13, 2022
Kriss216:
Okay.
You're yet to answer my harmless question.
SMH
Forum Games / Re: What Is The Sweetest YORUBA Name You Have Ever Heard? by Lavisha(f): 3:15pm On Jan 13, 2022
Kriss216:

I dey receive, my sister.


You dey give
Ejaculate tissues and nucleus go don scatter your gut.
Forum Games / Re: What Is The Sweetest YORUBA Name You Have Ever Heard? by Lavisha(f): 3:09pm On Jan 13, 2022
Femi... as in OluwaFemi is it.


But why pple no dey mention headslammers name.
Names; like- Lukumonu" Eluku-mede" Ismella (asunmo),Yesufu, kamoru, gafaru, buhari, garuba,


etc

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Forum Games / Re: What Is The Sweetest YORUBA Name You Have Ever Heard? by Lavisha(f): 3:08pm On Jan 13, 2022
Kriss216:
Mine is Yemisi (Give me head)
So, you dey give head well well?!
Continue.
Politics / Re: Atiku, Saraki React To Twitter Restoration In Nigeria by Lavisha(f): 2:51pm On Jan 13, 2022
unity004:
this picture summarize the 7years of buhari's administration so far

wasteful and clueless

This you pic is risky o
Health / Re: Miss Sahhara Undergoes Corrective Surgery by Lavisha(f): 2:48pm On Jan 13, 2022
Haaa Some women sha...
Phones / Re: Windscribe VPN Mocks Nigerians And Buhari After Twitter Ban Was Lifted (Photos) by Lavisha(f): 2:38pm On Jan 13, 2022
SultanOfAbia:
That twitter ban changed my life
My twitter was too nasty
i was following over 200 pornstars and onlyfans girls
If i open twitter home page all you see is posts of sex videos from all these pornstars plus the videos they are retweeting.
I was a chronic Fapster. I will fap and watch over 100 twitter porn

Until Buhari saved my life.
By banning twitter, i was to lazy to use vpn.
So i abandoned it.
Only God know how useless i would have been. If buhari didnt ban twitter.

Edit:
i just open twitter now grin grin
Looks like my hands are about to get busy
Yinmu..
Business / Re: My Everyday 2 Odds Is Available I Played It 500 Hundred Naira by Lavisha(f): 9:58am On Jan 13, 2022
Lazyass punter

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Crime / Re: Man Killed In Anambra For Anaku Deity Sacrifice. Heart, Penis, Head, Missing by Lavisha(f): 9:47am On Jan 13, 2022
Haakeem:
Wow,so they too are also mining on a low key.
Their nyansh have open today.

Flattis are everything bad.
They the baddest in Canibalism, ritual killings, drug peddling and all other inhuman attitudes.

Meanwhile, they're quick to call Afonja to cover up their shitt.

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Crime / Re: Man Killed In Anambra For Anaku Deity Sacrifice. Heart, Penis, Head, Missing by Lavisha(f): 9:40am On Jan 13, 2022
If it's Osun or Oyo, flatti for don scatter the thread.

Stupid hypocrites.

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Music/Radio / Re: RENO - Why Does Music Of Yoruba Origin Breakthrough Globally ? by Lavisha(f): 9:39am On Jan 13, 2022
maestroferddi:
Lagos is the epicenter of Nigeria.

The indigenous language spoken in Lagos will have deep impact in the entertainment industry.

Igbo is not difficult to learn. Just buy an Igbo grammar book. You can gain proficiency in less than two years.

I am learning Yoruba and hope to be fluent before the end of the year.
If you really wanna be fluent in Yoruba Language, Never ever leave Amala and Ewedu.
That particular food will help tune your tone and before you know it, you'll become a fluent Yoruba speaker.
And if otherwise, I'm sorry for you..
you will never be fluent in it.

You can ask the Igbos and other tribes that are fluent in Yoruba Lang.

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Music/Radio / Re: RENO - Why Does Music Of Yoruba Origin Breakthrough Globally ? by Lavisha(f): 9:35am On Jan 13, 2022
helinues:


But the first set of top musician artists from SW are not even from Lagos state.

Fela - Ogun state
King Sunny Ade- Ondo state
Obey - Ogun state
I.K Dairo - Osun state

Even if the artist is from Osun state or Kwara state, the moment it blows in Lagos, it blows everywhere in Nigeria.
And that why I'm telling the talented and upcoming artist in my place of residence KOGI to forget Lokoja and break into Lagos markets.

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Politics / Re: FG Deactivates Sowore’s National ID Card, Voter Card, Passport - SR by Lavisha(f): 7:34am On Jan 13, 2022
FG will soon deny it
Crime / Re: Lagos Shop Owner Beats Apprentice To Death Over Missing N1000 (Graphic Photo) by Lavisha(f): 5:55pm On Jan 12, 2022
post=109312685:


There Is No Single Day That Will Pass Without Coming Across One Bad News Or The Other In This Country.
But why choose this Bad News lane?!

Why not cross to Good News lane pls?!!

We don tire for your bad News.

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Crime / Re: Lagos Shop Owner Beats Apprentice To Death Over Missing N1000 (Graphic Photo) by Lavisha(f): 5:49pm On Jan 12, 2022
Haaa!!!

Another bad news...

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Crime / Re: Moment Bodies Of Three Children Were Discovered In A Freezer In Enugu (Graphic) by Lavisha(f): 5:44pm On Jan 12, 2022
Angryy blogger why?!
Why all these sad news na?!
why?!

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Sports / Re: Drama In The Tunisia Vs Mali Game As Referee Ends Match In The 89th Minute by Lavisha(f): 5:33pm On Jan 12, 2022
doctokwus:
Always making the Blackman and anything organised or led by him the laughing stock of the world.
In other competitions you would see the VAR room with the referees,then play stopped as the TV crew shows replays of the incident being reviewed by VAR.
In this tournament play goes on and the next thing you hear is that VAR decision has been made.
Ball possession stats in the first half of the Nigeria Egypt match that even a blindman hearing the commentary would know would be like Nigeria 65%,Egypt 35%;their own "akpruka" machine stats showed Egypt had more possession!
Even ordinary original footballs they couldn't buy,instead they went to buy ₦500 "fele-fele" football,for a whole Nations cup competition.
If they don't call any black referee for a world cup,you would see everyone accusing FIFA of being racists.
See the embarrassment this one has given this tournament for God's sake.

Felele bawo??!!
Business / Re: Loan Apps: I Have Used My Hands To Bury Myself by Lavisha(f): 3:22pm On Jan 12, 2022
This borrow-borrow attitude is a spiritual thing.
I have a friend of such, my friend is badder than the OP. He can borrow anything, if he doesn't borrow- He will die.
Investment / Re: Nigeria's Chinese Loan Is On Fire by Lavisha(f): 9:50pm On Jan 11, 2022
Gbese re o!
Sports / Re: Leicester City Celebrates Iheanacho's Winning Goal Against Egypt by Lavisha(f): 9:47pm On Jan 11, 2022
bluefilm:
Lets wait and see if Liverpool will also celebrate salah's loss

Celebrate loss ke?!

NA only flati potopoto Jews dey celebrate loss/failures.
Romance / Re: "No Be Una Dey Knack Us?" - Lady Berates Men Who Get Mad At "Body Counts" by Lavisha(f): 9:40pm On Jan 11, 2022
Kingcalls:


Rather...men love to drink dont mean they want to get drunk ...men hate getting drunk

That's it bro..

You Gerrit..
Romance / Re: "No Be Una Dey Knack Us?" - Lady Berates Men Who Get Mad At "Body Counts" by Lavisha(f): 9:38pm On Jan 11, 2022
maynia:


If you enjoy and want more sex, and you have no control of your libido, you can’t say NO to anyone that approaches you, You simply a NYMPH!
I can never accept every dick and Harry that shows up.
I've got class, I'ma say No to 80 percent of diicks
Sports / Re: I Just Stake Egypt Straight Win Without Fear by Lavisha(f): 8:36pm On Jan 11, 2022
Patented:


Ntoi!!!!

Me and you know say na Initial Gra-gra Dem dey do.


IGG
Romance / Re: "No Be Una Dey Knack Us?" - Lady Berates Men Who Get Mad At "Body Counts" by Lavisha(f): 8:35pm On Jan 11, 2022
maynia:


So what’s the definition of rape again?
Since ladies naturally enjoy and want sex more and can’t control themselves to say NO, then rape doesn’t exist,

It's like saying since Men enjoy and want more beer make them drunkards?!
OR want a drink from anyone?

Hell NO

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Romance / Re: My Friend Overweight Husband Wants To Kill Her With Missionary Sxx. by Lavisha(f): 5:53pm On Jan 11, 2022
BlackyOne:
That's why these big pot belly & overweight men go for small girls and leave their wives for young boys to handle.

Young girls don't care about the weight or big belly grin

While young boys don't care about the slacked pu**y grin

It's a win win for everyone grin grin

Oil dey your head.
Celebrities / Re: Actress Caroline Danjuma Shares Sultry Photos. Annie Idibia Reacts by Lavisha(f): 5:51pm On Jan 11, 2022
yanabasee:
Shitty yansh .... Nothing special here. .

Shes making money and you're here Hating?!

SMH

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