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Politics / Re: Ritual Killing Epidemic: What SW Governors Should Do by Lavisha(f): 5:34pm On Jan 11, 2022
AGNESikpuNNU:

Kindly fvck off my mention and face the poster. Horrible things.

You're just an incalculably unsightly half- wit and a revolting bug- eyed moving stench of leprosy.
Romance / Re: "No Be Una Dey Knack Us?" - Lady Berates Men Who Get Mad At "Body Counts" by Lavisha(f): 5:32pm On Jan 11, 2022
Obascoetubi:
Ladies dey use cocumber knak themselves, no be only me dey nak them
Na true o..

Some women use Plantain, some bottles..
Infact, Vibrators and Dildos self dey..

Na lie, no be only Men dey nack them.

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Romance / Re: "No Be Una Dey Knack Us?" - Lady Berates Men Who Get Mad At "Body Counts" by Lavisha(f): 5:30pm On Jan 11, 2022
Amotolongbo:
They forced you for the knack?

If a guy/man asked you for sex, you had the liberty to accept or reject the request. So that isn’t justifiable except in the case of rape.

Moreover, why do you have to play along with a man to the level which you can’t resist sex undecided
Its simply because Women enjoy Sex more than Men.

It's like paying Men for drinking beer.

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Romance / Re: "No Be Una Dey Knack Us?" - Lady Berates Men Who Get Mad At "Body Counts" by Lavisha(f): 5:26pm On Jan 11, 2022
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar. Isoright
But to me o
I don't see any big deal about all these body counts whatever
Means you're a kid in the fuccking business. If you see wide to. to?!
Crime / Re: Kaduna: Bandits Attack gbagyi Village, Kill One, Kidnap 10 people by Lavisha(f): 5:12pm On Jan 11, 2022
FERNANDEZISBACK:
Gbagyi or gwari?
Igarra ni
Politics / Re: Ritual Killing Epidemic: What SW Governors Should Do by Lavisha(f): 5:01pm On Jan 11, 2022
AGNESikpuNNU:
They rather prefare their heads in the sand than do something ... Waiting for them to come for you now.
So, Dem no dey do ritual in your potopoto mpulumiri region abi?

You and the op are Fccking hypocrites.
Business / Re: Share Your Worst Experience With GNLD/ NEO LIFE Their Drama Must Come To An End by Lavisha(f): 5:00pm On Jan 11, 2022
Oro p'esi Je.
Sports / Re: I Just Stake Egypt Straight Win Without Fear by Lavisha(f): 4:56pm On Jan 11, 2022
kenzysmith:
Nigeria loose to Egypt in my dream I have to play it 3k . I played it without fear sad sad


You won!


The moment buhari blessed the Eagles, I knew the eagles won't fly.

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Romance / Re: Subscribe For Bet9ja Games by Lavisha(f): 4:55pm On Jan 11, 2022
I like the fact that; Youre not a Lazy punter.

Somw lazyass be punting for 2.00 Odds?
WTF??!!
Last time, a betwizard was gatheri crowd for a 1.3odds rollover?


The worst thing is, they'd still lose the bet.


Anyways,
Good odds, keep it up.

I staked on 3000odds today.

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Crime / Re: Pig Heart Transplanted Into American Man In Breakthrough Surgery by Lavisha(f): 8:30am On Jan 11, 2022
adedehinbo:
My own concern is,won't the man starts reasoning like a pig?

SMH
Celebrities / Re: EFCC Re-Arrests Mompha For Alleged ‘Money Laundering’ by Lavisha(f): 9:34pm On Jan 10, 2022
Na Bobrisky cause this yawa for him o.

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Travel / Re: Avoid Lokoja-Obajana Road If You Don't Want To Sleep On The Road For 3 Days by Lavisha(f): 9:22pm On Jan 10, 2022
vince96w2:
well you have insulted. I was at lokoja yesterday by 12 and left the hold up by 6:30 pm..I expirienced it and gave warning but you chose insult. Since you are in obajana why not head up towards the bridge or better still go to lokoja with your car
You were at Lokoja blah blah blah...

Why would you choose a wrong narrative to explain the situation?!
Why would you say "if you don't want to sleep on the road for THREE DAYS" why?!

Must you mention Dangote?!
In fact, the busy roads have nothing to do with Dangote.
I've been to Lokoja and back to Obajana today without any hitch.
I'm not denying there ain't traffic on that axis, it happens only on Fridays-Sundays and it's caused by influx of travellers and not Trucks.
If you wanna Lie, lie small small.

I never intend to insult you, if you feel otherwise: apologies
Travel / Re: Avoid Lokoja-Obajana Road If You Don't Want To Sleep On The Road For 3 Days by Lavisha(f): 9:16pm On Jan 10, 2022
vince96w2:
am sure you don't understand figure of speech..Dangote doesn't own all the trailers in Nigeria..I just used it to butress a point..it's a figure of speech
You don't understand sarcasm..
You don't own LIEs and even if you can lie, you can't use it to work with Lair Mohammed.

I just used it to butress a point..

It's a figure of speech.
Politics / Re: Nigeria To Conduct Digital Census In May 2022 – NPC by Lavisha(f): 6:54pm On Jan 10, 2022
long overdue

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Politics / Re: Hacker Breaks Into NIMC Server, Steals Over 3 Million National Identity Numbers by Lavisha(f): 6:04pm On Jan 10, 2022
hehehe..

Something wey Pantami don give terrorists teh tey..

It's just a diversional tactics.

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Travel / Re: Avoid Lokoja-Obajana Road If You Don't Want To Sleep On The Road For 3 Days by Lavisha(f): 5:21pm On Jan 10, 2022
vince96w2:
If you don't want to sleep on the road for 3 days, do what ever you can to avoid lokoja obajana kabba road.. Dangote has released all his trailers. The road is totally blocked.

Which Trailers Dangote released?!

If you continue like this, you will work with Liar Mohammed.
Travel / Re: Avoid Lokoja-Obajana Road If You Don't Want To Sleep On The Road For 3 Days by Lavisha(f): 5:20pm On Jan 10, 2022
Ojusegunola:
It's a big lie,I'm Infront of obajana cement factory at the moment going to Abuja from ilorin.if you are familiar with that route ,it can get blocked anytime .nobody released any trucks.
Just imagine such outrageous LIE..

I'm a Dangote Staff and I reside in Obajana.
Normally, the roads do get a bit busy on weekends Fridays-Sundays.

But the op is a stupid Liar
Travel / Re: My Trip To Florida, Tampa Bay In Pictures by Lavisha(f): 5:17pm On Jan 10, 2022
Good for you.
Food / Re: Is This A Vulture Meat by Lavisha(f): 5:09pm On Jan 10, 2022
softwerk:
cheesy
Naman angulu?!
Only can comment on this.
I am too small to comment on this issue of national importance!
That's our amiable Vulturebbqgriller

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Romance / Re: How True Is This About Ceddi Plaza Abuja At 1am? by Lavisha(f): 2:33pm On Jan 10, 2022
TiredLividSoul:


I don't see myself doing this for longer than necessary. I really don't know you but l can honestly promise you that I'm not going to let it get into my head. I will stop once I raise money for any buying and selling business that will sustain me.

Thanks for your comment.

All the best

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Romance / Re: How True Is This About Ceddi Plaza Abuja At 1am? by Lavisha(f): 12:46pm On Jan 10, 2022
TiredLividSoul:


Please ignore that fellow.

Thank you

Honestly, in this kinda society: gigolo is a bad.
However, you can do it on a low key: Do not make it a JOB cos the Country is hard and the hard people are trying everything to stay upstream.

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Celebrities / Re: Adunni Ade Wins First Yoruba Movie Award (Photos) by Lavisha(f): 12:19pm On Jan 10, 2022
Second pic like shes holding a penis.

She must be a Pro Hand-Jobber.

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Food / Re: Snake In My Pot!!!! by Lavisha(f): 9:42am On Jan 10, 2022
The pot is legendary

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Nairaland / General / Re: Big Snake Killed By Soldiers In Sambisa Forest (Photo) by Lavisha(f): 8:48pm On Jan 08, 2022
This one fit swallow person
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Warehouse Picker by Lavisha(f): 5:16pm On Jan 07, 2022
All these qualities for 30k?
Na Satan go punish una

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Education / Re: The Smartest Family In Britain Today, Is An African Family Of Nigerian Descent. by Lavisha(f): 9:26pm On Jan 01, 2022
Very good..
Politics / Re: These Fulani Men Are No Bandits But Land Grabbers by Lavisha(f): 10:10am On Jan 01, 2022
WtF
Autos / Re: Who Go Buy My Car?! by Lavisha(f): 9:57am On Jan 01, 2022
greggng:


If you re serious kindly WhatsApp me 08062593234. I am a serious car dealer and by God's grace I will buy this your ride if you are real

I'm real bro, you remember the Kogi DC?!
its the one.

Pls check your WhatsApp..
Car Talk / Re: How Much Is Licencing And Change Of Ownership In Your Area? by Lavisha(f): 8:39pm On Dec 31, 2021
So, you bought a car finally?!

Change of Ownership in Kogi is 5k.
Meanwhile, you cannot do the C of O only, you have to wait till the current papers expires I e Road worthiness, Tax, insurance, licence etc.

I did All my Car Papers for 12k in Dec 2019, last week I renewed the papers excluding the C of O, I still paid 12k cos it's an Express ( same day) job.

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Family / Re: Guys, How Do You Handle A Freeloader Neighbor? by Lavisha(f): 8:16pm On Dec 31, 2021
starrboyniels:
na so...wound my brain

That kinda neighbor is a miserably incompetent sycophant, a deucedly sybaritic libertine and a repugnant soul -destroying loathsome acidly acrimonious conglomerate of intellectual constipation that is decrepit dull -witted nauseating assault on the senses.




English sweet oh..

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Family / Re: Guys, How Do You Handle A Freeloader Neighbor? by Lavisha(f): 8:08pm On Dec 31, 2021
hamrof:
lipsrsealed lipsrsealed You come make matter worst
If na me, I go encumbrance the bellicose guy with precision engineered-asperity, I will not be sagacious.



hehehehehe
Family / Re: Guys, How Do You Handle A Freeloader Neighbor? by Lavisha(f): 8:01pm On Dec 31, 2021
God1000:
I'm in stitches bro cool, you guys are funny.

This is a serious issue, please help a brother.

That your Neighbor is a conspicuously reprehensible sycophant and a catatonic monotonous solitaire playing mental midget with the natural grace of an intoxicated beluga whale .

RUN.

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