Ikea81:
If Tinubu gets the APC ticket I will jump into the lagoon. This man will never get the ticket,. He will be humiliated and told the ugly truth at the end. Mark my words.

Risky

Degree first.. Boxing later

Oti pari

Yesterday, I watch a Marvels "Eternals", I was dumbfounded to see two men kissing.

wtf?!

TheABOMINATION:


You mean you actually plan to vote for Thief Nubu in 2023.

Hehehe..

Tinubu is a saint compared to his Igbo compatriots.

If not for bullion van brouhaha, nothing can stain Tinubu.

Meanwhile, it's not the time for Voting, I really hope we vote for the best candidate.

O boyy..
See casting..
Op, you don cast.
Bitter soul

PrinceOfLagos:
You're a joke
Osinwin Eda

Coming from a prince?
Thot your a Bat fan?

Moyinoluwa35:
what can 5k do for you.... am picking two lucky people just quote me and drop ur account number ...will send tomorrow by 5pm

Yinmu..

Why you no put NYLON?!
Woe betide anybody that buy this car.
SMH.

Internet22:


Since 2019

Mofo fg

inoki247:
lol Mumu man....

Well I can't blame him the way Shatta Wale use to pick Pepper come house..

Maybe him name too ShaSnow Wale....

Chaii

Buhari whyy

haakeem2:
abeg check my signatura out,i assure you that you wont be disappointed.

Your siggy is a wild goose chase

It used to be;

1. Omo
2. Klin
3. Ariel
4. Sunlight

and now the best is;

VIVA plus.

VIVA plus combines the Power of Klin, Texture of Omo, Luxury of Ariel and Sunlight sweet fragrance.

jesusjnr2020:
Lol!

But they used the back of matchet to hit me on my buttocks though before leaving as the others, so they didn't leave me completely without a reminder.

That said, I was just a guest, all the way from the middle belt to somewhere in the East, and it was my first time ever in that State.

Naso e dey happen na.
One of those robbers is from your town in middle-east.

In the Movie "The Wrath Of Man" starred Jason Statham.
Bullion van robbers ambushed a loaded van with just 2 cash officers in it and they ordered the officers to step out of the van.
The first man to come out was the driver, he got a beating and was asked to lie face to the ground
The moment the second guy emerged from the Van, the robbers paused on seeing his face!

And before he could say shitt, they all hurriedly ran away..

Back to the offices, the management couldn't understand the scenerio " Why would a lion spared the antelope calf"?!
They called it a miracle!

Unbeknownst to em, Mr. Statham was a boss of bullion van robbery gangs.

Oga, the robbers are your friends.. They Sabi you well.
It ain't a miracle.

You can make it in Yola bro.

Since you don't know anybody or anyone in Lagos, I suggest you stay put for now.

Many peeps are long gone on this kinda journey and they never return.

Same way Naija man do agidi go abroad wey Dem no Sabi anybody for there. many of em are languishing in prisons others in the morgue.

I think you should start a business now.
E g, Pigs abounds in Yola, if you can connect Sellers with buyers from the South, you can move from there.

SmellySperm:
Nonethelesss, she'll have a good pu.$$y

Sundays wey go good, na Saturdays you go know..
Puccy wey go good, na from breasts you go know.

Your favvy housemate

N5million for a NINE Yrs old overrated Corolla?!

Hehehehehe..

He no go better for...

Very soon now, I go open "SapaLand"
Thats when Seun will wake-up to reality.

SMH,
You're doing yourself.

Baawaa:
Where is the husband of this woman

He go toilet

Haha!

wetin happen?

The headslammers!!

Why sell the baby.. ..When you no be yeeboe?!

Toks2008:


WoW! i never knew the Almond nuts come from this fruit and i eat it everyday. Infact im eating one now as i type

It's either you're a rich brat or an Indomie generation.

Back in the day, after eating the succulent part of the fruit, we'd still munch on the hard inner shell, las las na stone we go use Scatter the shell to remove the very soft and sweet NUT.

Tangipo:
It was delibrate

Na Dem Dem..
The baby head no sell for market.

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar
Ogbeni relax your mind...enjoy yourself....stop being a paranoic

The only thing I observe about myself is that whenever am in a moving car ....I feel dizzy, feeling like to throw up...start sweating lightly

I heard people say it is connected to one of this vital organ problems...but other people say it is normal and it is called motion sickness

Anyway...Ain't scared.....

Ain't checking no shit...

Visit the gym 3 times a week then.

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar

Ogbeni relax your mind...

The only thing I observe about myself is that whenever am in a moving car ....I feel dizzy, feeling like to throw up...

I heard people say it is connected to one of this vital organ problems...but other people say it is normal and it is called motion sickness

Anyway...Ain't scared.....

Go check your lungs and Kidneys bro.