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Investment › Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by lavylilly: 8:56am On Jul 11
God ain't going to come from heaven down to do the work you and I can do with our voters card
megawealth01:
My joy is that those kids are back... As for the both governments, God will judge them
Investment › Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by lavylilly: 8:55am On Jul 11
They should show us their dead bodies.
Jaakay:
8 arrested, while the rest were sent to meet their maker
Education › Re: Alumni Mobilize ₦100bn As FG Approves Concession Of King’s College by lavylilly: 8:53am On Jul 11
At least it is going back to education, which is my opinion is what they should have been doing loot and develope the country and not taken the money abroad.
Gotocourt:
Government money from looted treasury Bandits.
Education › Re: Alumni Mobilize ₦100bn As FG Approves Concession Of King’s College by lavylilly: 8:52am On Jul 11
This is very commedable and we'll appreciated. I just hope our Alumni FGC Sagamu can do same.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Strictly Remote Jobs (SRJ) by lavylilly: 8:47am On Jul 11
Remote ICT/Computer Science Teacher at Online Academy
Qualifications

For teaching vacancies, applicants must be graduates in the subject/specialization (B.Ed.)
At least 4 years of teaching experience in the subject area. MUST be TSC Registered.
Candidates with experience in teaching the British National Curriculum will have an added advantage.

If you meet our essential criteria and are looking for for Nairobiynamic team where you can make a difference, please send your application to: vacancy@oerb.org for Nairobi positions
Applications for Mombasa should be sent through: vacancy-oam@oshwalacademy.sc.ke
Please indicate in the subject line the position applying for.
The closing date is 31stJuly 2026. Only short-listed candidates will be contacted.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Adult Film Actress Needed by lavylilly: 8:21am On Jul 11
Don't you have sisters and cousins that are female. They are best suited for this job.
Maduemezie334:
Job Overview
We are seeking confident, open-minded, and professional female performers to join our adult entertainment production team. This opportunity is open to female applicants only, as we currently have sufficient male actors on our team.

Key Responsibilities
Perform in adult entertainment video productions.

Participate in promotional activities, including sharing approved promotional content on social media platforms.

Be comfortable appearing in erotic video content as required for the role.

Work professionally with the production team while following agreed schedules and guidelines.

Requirements
Female applicants only.

Must be at least 18 years old.

Must be comfortable performing in and publicly promoting adult content.

Do not apply if you are unwilling to appear in erotic video productions.

Must be able to provide a recent full-body photograph as part of the application process.

Good communication skills and professionalism are required.

How to Apply
Interested candidates should send the following to our email address:

A recent full-body photograph.

Basic personal information and contact details.

Any additional information requested during the recruitment process.

Only shortlisted candidates will be contacted.

Click on the link to apply: https://jobpilotng.com/jobs/13834?from=%2F%23job-13834
Sports › Re: Spain Vs Belgium: World Cup 2026 Quarter-Final (2 - 1) On 10th July 2026 by lavylilly: 8:40pm On Jul 10
You don need it. Most of these people would rage bait you.
Kalulu44:
Na me and you today, you don too downgrade my hotel.
Na the two rooms bed to the apartment you dey see so.
No worry I go still show the rest one by one and the full compound
Politics › Re: Tinubu Orders Relief Support For Rescued Oyo Schoolchildren, Teachers by lavylilly: 8:39pm On Jul 10
TemplarLandry:
This is a great news.
President Tinubu is the most proactive Nigerian Pres ever.

We dont negotiate with IslamicJihadists
He does not need to direct anyone to do that as it common sense to know they need such services.
Education › Re: China’s Universities Cut 12,000 ‘Obsolete’ Degrees Amid Race To Embrace AI Era by lavylilly: 8:37pm On Jul 10
wellmax:
seen@yahoo.com
Travel › Re: Phase 1 Of Zaria-Funtua-Gusau-Sokoto Dual-Lane Road Has Been Delivered by lavylilly: 10:08pm On Jul 08
Enough of the endless "this road" and "that road" narratives. Governance cannot be reduced to a cycle of groundbreaking ceremonies and road commissioning. Nigerians are demanding effective leadership that addresses the economy, security, healthcare, education, and the rising cost of living. It is time for those in government to move beyond rhetoric and focus on delivering measurable results that improve the lives of ordinary citizens. Development is not about announcements; it is about impact.
Health › Re: Dermatophagia: How Can I Stop Bitting My Finger And Flesh (dermatophagia) by lavylilly: 8:27pm On Jul 08
DLifeless1:
This is courtesy of the human teeth, the person is 38 years old, it is triggered by stress, anxiety and when he is concentrating on something like reading or watching television.
There is nothing spiritual about it.
it's not I disagree as I dated someone like that, he eats it when he wants less busy or want to sleep
Health › Re: Dermatophagia: How Can I Stop Bitting My Finger And Flesh (dermatophagia) by lavylilly: 8:26pm On Jul 08
Where can I buy this please?
femi4:
Replace the habit with another habit

Apply Bitter Polish, bitter-tasting nail polish to his fingertips. This creates an immediate sensory reminder if he automatically puts his fingers in his mouth.
Crime › Re: Yoruba And Hausa Clash In Ibadan, Two Dead by lavylilly: 8:18pm On Jul 08
The violent clash in Ojoo, Ibadan, which reportedly claimed the lives of a commercial tricycle operator and an innocent young boy, is deeply tragic and unacceptable.

No disagreement or misunderstanding should ever lead to the loss of human lives. Violence only brings pain to families, destroys businesses, creates fear in communities, and leaves lasting scars on everyone affected.

The authorities must carry out a thorough, impartial investigation to identify those responsible for the killings and ensure they are brought to justice, regardless of their ethnicity or background. At the same time, security agencies should act swiftly to restore peace and protect all law-abiding residents.

This is also a time for community leaders, religious leaders, and residents to reject retaliation and avoid actions or statements that could inflame ethnic tensions. Criminal acts should be treated as the actions of individuals, not entire communities.

May the souls of those who lost their lives rest in peace, and may their families find strength during this difficult time. Let peace, justice, and the rule of law prevail in Ibadan.
Career › Re: Please Choose For Me by lavylilly: 10:41am On Jul 08
Rrchrd:
Hello House, am tired of being jobless & being broke.
A menial jobs just comes my way, so pls choose for me & pls don't laugh @ the salaries

1.) Receptionist in a hotel
Salary: 50k
2.) Supervior in a gas refill station
Salary: 30k
All trekable.

Note: No.2 has a good prospective job
The owner of the gas station is my church member & he is building a hotel that will be open in December & he said i would switch & work there as a supervisor with a good salary bc i have years experience in hospitality industries.

Am to start any of it tomorrow wednesday.8
Based on what you've shared, I would recommend Option 1: Receptionist (₦50,000).

Here's why:

It pays ₦20,000 more immediately, which matters if you're currently broke.

It keeps you in the hospitality industry, where you already have experience.

A receptionist role can expose you to guests, hotel operations, and networking that may lead to better opportunities.

However, Option 2 becomes more attractive if the promise is genuine. If the gas station owner is someone you know well, has a track record of keeping his word, and has clearly committed to moving you into the new hotel in December with a significantly better salary, then it could be a worthwhile investment.

My suggestion would be:

If the hotel receptionist job is just another low-paying job with no growth, and you trust the church member to fulfill his promise, then choose the gas station supervisor role because it has a clear path to a better position in a few months.

If you're not completely sure the December opportunity will happen, take the ₦50k receptionist job. You can always switch later if the hotel opportunity becomes real.


Since both jobs are within trekking distance, transportation isn't a deciding factor.

In short:

Need the higher income now and certainty? → Receptionist (₦50k).

Trust the church member and believe the December promotion is solid? → Gas station supervisor (₦30k) for the longer-term opportunity.


A final piece of advice: Don't rely on verbal promises alone. If you choose the gas station role, politely ask the owner what the transition to the hotel will look like (expected salary, role, and timeline). Even an informal written confirmation via WhatsApp can provide more certainty.
Sports › Re: Argentina Vs Egypt World Cup 2026 Round Of 16 (3 - 2) On 7th July 2026 by lavylilly: 7:38pm On Jul 07
> **Football can be cruel, but tonight it felt even crueler for Egypt.**
> Egypt didn't just play Argentina—they outplayed them for large spells of the game. They defended with courage, took their chances, and had the defending champions on the ropes at 2-0. Their goalkeeper was immense, their organization was outstanding, and they looked set to pull off one of the biggest upsets in World Cup history.
> But once again, the talking point wasn't just the football—it was the officiating.
> The incident leading up to Argentina's winning goal will be debated for a long time. Many Egypt fans believe there was a foul on Mac Allister's challenge before Enzo Fernández scored, and the protests after the final whistle showed just how aggrieved they felt.
> There were also moments involving Lisandro Martínez that left supporters questioning whether similar challenges would have been judged differently had the teams been reversed.
> Whether you believe the referee got every decision right or wrong, one thing is undeniable: **Egypt earned the respect of the football world.** They pushed the reigning champions to the absolute limit, and Argentina needed an extraordinary late comeback to survive.
> Football deserves consistency. Fans don't ask for favors—they ask for the same standard of officiating regardless of the badge on the shirt.
> Egypt may be out, but they leave this tournament with their heads held high. The scoreline says Argentina won 3-2. The performance says Egypt proved they belong on football's biggest stage.
Sports › Re: Official FIFA World Cup 2026 Thread by lavylilly: 11:43am On Jul 07
Odewaleadesoye:
Canada Vs Bosnia and Herzegovina (8PM)

USA vs Paraguay (2AM)
Thank you.
Education › Re: China’s Universities Cut 12,000 ‘Obsolete’ Degrees Amid Race To Embrace AI Era by lavylilly: 11:42am On Jul 07
wellmax:
Hello, I sent you a mail request, please check, thank you
I did not see any. could you please me your email.
Science/Technology › Re: Finally Enjoying 24 Hour Electricity by lavylilly: 11:42am On Jul 07
Free2Fly:
The Chinese people came with money. The Nigerian youths you're talking about don't have kobo and are even struggling to feed in a very harsh environment.
Again, there is hardly any available credit facilities for Nigerians to raise capitals for such ventures, compared to those Chinese and other foreigners.
Is that the same for the IMT student in Enugu that created a solar powered scooter. Enough excuses and let the youth get to work as many waste productive hours online.
Science/Technology › Re: Finally Enjoying 24 Hour Electricity by lavylilly: 8:24am On Jul 01
Justice505:
Some months back i went to one village deep inside Gassol local government in taraba state there is no good road, it will take bike three hours to get there, I was surprised to see some Chinese men there, they have even mount solar panels in a place that is not more than two plot of land and the whole community with poles I was amazed when i inqured i was told that they now enjoy 247 electricity but I didn't believe them.

Then I came back to where I reside two months later they started putting poles in the whole village (it's a village because we only have federal road no street tared road) before another two months there have installed panel at the end of the town, I learned that they purchased the land space from the owners, wired the whole place and direct the wire to every store, house and building in the whole village.


About a month later they came to give us this little box, after we might have connected it into our house, they gave us some kilo watt( sorry I don't know how these electricity of a thing work) which I was able to use for two weeks because i don't use much electricity just four hours a day, and they instructed us to go to some appointed shop that sale recharge card, phone accessories to buy the kilo watt you can buy as low as 1000 but you need to add 100 as there gain. But I do buy for two thousands and I use it for two weeks. For those that consume much and also want to enjoy 24 electricity you buy more but am sure that ten thousand naira kilo watt can take you for a whole month depending on your appliances.

The smaller box is what we take to those shops to buy the kilo watts.
This experience made me think.
While many Nigerians spend hours every day arguing about politics, celebrities, and endless social media trends, other people are quietly identifying problems, investing money, building infrastructure, and creating businesses that generate income for decades. They are solving our problems—and earning from them.
These investors didn't wait for perfect roads. They didn't complain about the location being too remote. They saw a community without reliable electricity and turned it into an opportunity. Today, they provide a service people are happy to pay for because it improves their quality of life.
There is a lesson here. Development doesn't always begin with government. It also comes from people and companies willing to see opportunities where others only see difficulties.
Nigeria has millions of intelligent, energetic young people. Imagine if even a fraction of the time spent on social media arguments was invested in learning valuable skills, building businesses, or solving local problems. We would create jobs, improve communities, and reduce our dependence on others.
Instead of asking why foreigners keep making money in Nigeria, perhaps we should also ask ourselves why we often ignore opportunities until someone else discovers them first.
The world rewards those who solve problems. Complaints may trend for a day, but solutions create wealth for generations.
Health › Re: The Legal Poison They Feed Us. by lavylilly: 8:19am On Jul 01
Thank you very much for the information
MONEY247:
SUGAR: Avoid sugar, sugary stuff at all cost. There is nothing good about sugars. They Cause inflammation, they feed cancer cells , they elevate medical conditions and many more harmful things sugar causes . For good health avoid sugars...

Happy New month.
Jokes Etc › Support Of The Olodo Uprising by lavylilly(op): 8:17am On Jul 01
Support of the Olodo Uprising
In Support of the Olodo Uprising: A Movement for the Boldly Uninformed

By a Concerned Citizen of the Federal Republic of Olodonia

History has celebrated many revolutions—the Industrial Revolution, the Digital Revolution, and now, at long last, the Olodo Uprising. It is time we stopped mocking the confidently incorrect and instead recognized their courage. After all, it takes remarkable bravery to argue with facts while having absolutely none.

For too long, society has unfairly rewarded people who "read books," "verify information," and "know what they're talking about." Meanwhile, the average Olodo has been dismissed simply for believing that Australia is in Europe or that 12 × 9 equals "whatever the calculator says."

This discrimination must end.

The Olodo Uprising stands for three sacred principles:

1. Confidence over competence.
2. Volume over validity.
3. If you're corrected, argue harder.

Critics claim the movement is anti-intellectual. That is completely false. Many members love education—they just prefer it from WhatsApp broadcasts, voice notes beginning with "My uncle works in government...", and Facebook posts written entirely in capital letters.

The movement has already proposed several groundbreaking national reforms:

Replace WAEC exams with multiple-choice questions where every option is correct.

Abolish dictionaries because "words should mean whatever you feel they mean."

Introduce a new school grading system:
A – Almost Correct
B – Believed It
C – Confidence
D – Didn't Check
F – Facts Were Against Me

Supporters also insist that every debate should end after someone says, "Go and verify it yourself," regardless of whether there is anything to verify.

The Olodo Uprising is also demanding equal respect in everyday conversations. They argue that saying "I don't know" is outdated. Instead, every Nigerian should confidently provide an answer—even if the topic is quantum physics, rocket science, or why the office Wi-Fi stopped working.

Their campaign slogan says it all: "Wrong today, wrong tomorrow, but never in doubt!"

The movement has even introduced a national anthem:

"We move, we no dey reason,
Confidence is our season.
If the facts begin to bite,
We'll just say Google isn't right!"

Whether the Olodo Uprising succeeds remains to be seen. But one thing is certain: no matter what happens, its members will confidently declare victory—even if they accidentally celebrate the wrong result.

Disclaimer: This is a work of satire intended for humor. It is not meant to encourage ignorance or ridicule any individual or group. Knowledge is valuable—but it's also healthy to laugh at those moments when confidence outruns correctness.
Romance › Re: Title: Love Vs Invoice – A Nigerian Case Study by lavylilly(op): 8:15am On Jul 01
grin. Thank you very much you far too kind
Education › Re: China’s Universities Cut 12,000 ‘Obsolete’ Degrees Amid Race To Embrace AI Era by lavylilly: 8:13am On Jul 01
wellmax:
Hello, I sent you a mail request, please check, thank you
I did no get it. please could you share your email o send me a dm via the NL mail system.
Education › Re: China’s Universities Cut 12,000 ‘Obsolete’ Degrees Amid Race To Embrace AI Era by lavylilly: 5:00pm On Jun 14
VeteranOG:
We should promptly do so here
Vision 4050 in Nigeria.
Sports › Re: Official FIFA World Cup 2026 Thread by lavylilly: 6:56pm On Jun 12
What time?
Odewaleadesoye:
Ready for day 2️⃣
Investment › Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by lavylilly: 6:52pm On Jun 12
Hmmmm
essentialone:
Conoil Plc declares a Dividend of 2 Naira...
Business › Re: Dangote Refinery Valued At $39bn Seeks $1bn In Private Placement by lavylilly: 6:45pm On Jun 12
Check other refineries in the world.
Parachoko:
So you Sabi pass the people wey put the Valuation at $39b?
Business › Re: Dangote Refinery Valued At $39bn Seeks $1bn In Private Placement by lavylilly: 6:43pm On Jun 12
bassdow:
Doubt that. My guess is about 1,000 naira or within that range. FUnny enough, na from IPO those wey do private placements go recoup most of their investments
Yo! You smart.
Family › Re: A Cry For Hope by lavylilly(op): 6:38pm On Jun 12
Oga, that's her name as this is not me. Reach out via the number to confirm the story. Happy Democracy Day!!!
GloriousGbola:
Sounds like your run of the mill social media scam/engagement farming

No proper names of her, her daughter, her child's father or even where she resides so the story can be confirmed

To add to this Lagos state has been paying waec for state schools as far back as 2004

https://allafrica.com/stories/200405200415.html

Assuming Lagos sha.

Also phone number is in truecaller as bakare abibat.
Business › Re: Dangote Refinery Valued At $39bn Seeks $1bn In Private Placement by lavylilly: 6:37pm On Jun 12
Oga I no dey carry talk, you don't have the money for private placement is it the IPO you would have money for. Many institutional investors have put money into the PP
Omoreal01:
Haba!
Business › Re: Dangote Refinery Valued At $39bn Seeks $1bn In Private Placement by lavylilly: 11:50am On Jun 12
1bunne4lif:
I'm on my way to go and invest
it has closed June 10th, for private placement but wait for September

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