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PoliticsRe: Fashola Signs Cremation Bill In To Law by lawizle(m): 2:45pm On Jun 11, 2013
cecegorz: Omo men!
This is the confirmation that those enemies pursuing you have succeeded finally!
You better set out on a 21 days dry fasting at the Osun forest! Lol
Haba!! Don't you think its better he dies dan to run mad??
PoliticsRe: Fashola Signs Cremation Bill In To Law by lawizle(m): 2:28pm On Jun 11, 2013
ChiSun27: U r finished.
As in just another contribution to d earth,trees & grasses...
PoliticsRe: Fashola Signs Cremation Bill In To Law by lawizle(m): 1:35pm On Jun 11, 2013
gbosaa: They wont even allow us to get to hell and see the devil himself.

Thats not fair..

Fashola must be stopped,,no matter how hot his furnace is.nothing beats the good ol smell of pure sulphur in abyss.

If its not hell fire...it can never be like hell fire.
Its just a taste of things to come..do not haste you will dine in hell soon enough..
PoliticsRe: Fashola Signs Cremation Bill In To Law by lawizle(m): 1:25pm On Jun 11, 2013
Abu Mikey: Am not Mahatma Ghandi.!!......So I refuse to be burnt. Dust to Dust
Ehn embalm yourself nah..make ppl dey come dey look you 4museum..
PhonesRe: Help with Mtn Bis On Android by lawizle(m): 1:59am On Jun 10, 2013
donmatin: Change ur apn to blackberry.net,select pap or chap,leave d rest blank
My mtn bis finally working on my android yipeee!! *dancing alingo & azonto @same time*
PhonesRe: Tecno Is Winning The Smartphone War In Nigeria by lawizle(m): 8:31am On Jun 05, 2013
chumakk: Instead of buying samsung phone for 100k+.I will buy a Tecno phone and a laptop and still have change.
Den after a year you'll av nothing in yur hands cos both of dem would af kpafuka. sad
PhonesRe: Tecno Is Winning The Smartphone War In Nigeria by lawizle(m): 8:22am On Jun 05, 2013
B4 we start jumping up and down,wat is d resolution of d camera and videos, can we av crisp sharp images i-phone & galaxy r known for? D sound nko? will it be as cool as others or as irritating as b4...wat of d oda unmentioned apps like GPS director,siri,voice commands,WI-fi direct etc..if you've handled a galaxy S4/note 2 b4 you'll know wasup, let alone d i-phone 5...nothing goes for nothing my ppl,you only get wat you pay for.
EducationRe: Babcock’s Best Graduating Student Has Never Kissed A Man by lawizle(m): 7:35pm On Jun 04, 2013
Who go even kiss ds "atutupoyoyo" angry
Music/RadioRe: KaySwitch Ft. Omo Akin - Bust A Whine by lawizle(m): 11:53am On Jun 02, 2013
3rd toh comment...gimme my money!
CelebritiesRe: Eme’s Niyola Without Makeup (photos) by lawizle(m): 11:50am On Jun 02, 2013
vivacious vivi: I see a rather beautiful young woman with and without makeup. Not sure what some people here are exclamating about. Odd though, I have never heard of her.
Exclamating is wrong english..exclaiming is better.
CelebritiesRe: Eme’s Niyola Without Makeup (photos) by lawizle(m): 8:43am On Jun 02, 2013
arcbabe: This same Niyola that was caught by NDLEA with cocain in her private part. Am not interested in what ever she does,she's even urgly with large mouth.
Words fall from your mouth like shi.t from ar.se...just googled yur allegation and saw nothing of sort...
CelebritiesRe: Don-Jazzy Gives Twitter Follower N100,000 For Retweeting Him by lawizle(m): 7:52am On Jun 02, 2013
[quote author=na U go tire]If you guys can behave yourselves and stop all the name callings and the abusive language, I may decide to be giving out some largess (from 100k onwards) once in a while. I may even provide jobs for the unemployed amongst you. All I ask is for you guys to be respectful of each other. Okay?[/quote]Yur fada yansh tongue[quote author=na U go tire]If you guys can behave yourselves and stop all the name callings and the abusive language, I may decide to be giving out some largess (from 100k onwards) once in a while. I may even provide jobs for the unemployed amongst you. All I ask is for you guys to be respectful of each other. Okay?[/quote]Yur fada yansh
EducationRe: 2013 Jamb Results Remarked??? by lawizle(m): 7:34am On Jun 02, 2013
Jamb don begin dey dash ppl marks...9ja educational sector in shambles!
FamilyRe: Woman Delivers After Two-Years Pregnancy by lawizle(m): 2:11am On Jun 01, 2013
dapsonlou: I didn't not even read the full story before, that child is not hers they need to do dna, a woman was arrested in PH last week selling babies, she gives women herb that makes them feel pregnant, give them meds that will purge them and sneak in the baby.

https://www.nairaland.com/1294441/victim-baby-factory-paid-n2.7m

please read

A baby delivery syndicate was recently unearthed by the Police and a key suspect arrested and paraded in Lagos, alongside two other women who were believed to have paid certain sums of money respectively, to be delivered of babies.

Forty three years old Joy Ibe who lives at Ajah area of Lagos, said she has been married for 18 years without any issues, a dilemma that prompted her to run up and down seeking for fruit of the womb, until she came in contact with a Port Harcourt based 50- year old woman identified as Oby George, who was noted for helping women deliver babies after paying an agreed amount of money to her.


Joy told news men how she met Oby, and what followed after that: “one of my neighbours visited Nigeria and heard about Oby, after she travelled back to the Unites States, she text me Obi’s number and asked me to contact her if I am interested.

I called up Oby and told her my problems, she gave me her address to come and meet her in Port-Harcourt. When I got to Port-Harcourt and met with her, she gave me some herbs which I took until it was time for me to deliver. I paid her N2, 700.000 for triplets.

The only signs I have as a pregnant woman is my swollen tommy and legs which you can see, I still see my period sometimes. I have not gone to the hospital for scan, because the instruction given to me was that the scan will not be able to identify the babies in the womb.

On the day I was arrested by the police, Obi had invited me to Port-Harcourt for check-up, so she could ascertain if I am due for delivery. I went and she checked me, after that she said I was not due, that I have to wait for a little longer. But because it was late for me to travel back to Lagos that very day, she said I should pass the night at her house, I obliged, that was when the police came and arrested us. From what I am seeing right now, I don’t believe that I am pregnant despite my swollen tommy and legs.

Another victim, a 61 years old woman identified as Cecilia Adesope who has not had issues before, told newsmen that she was brought to Oby, by a woman still at large, who had told her Oby would be able to help her, she was asked to go to Port-harcourt for delivery, after she paid the sum of N1,500.000.

“When I got to Port-harcourt for delivery, which was after the pregnancy period, I was given something like a fish to chew, after I did, I felt like going to the toilet. When I got out of the toilet, I was asked to lie down and push with all my power, after that I heard cries of babies. I also noticed some blood on my private part, and was given a pad to use.

I did not go to the hospital during the pregnancy period, because I was instructed not to do so, as the hospital scan will not see the babies.

How I was arrested
when I returned to Lagos with my set of twin babies, I decided to take them to the hospital for inoculation injections. The hospital management must have suspected that I did not really give birth to the babies, because as we were waiting for the injection, the police came and arrested me.

Oby George’s story:
The Port-Harcourt based 50-year old woman identified as the person that has been ‘helping women deliver children’ also gave her account of the part she played in Mama Cecilia Adesope’s case: “Cecilia was brought to me by one Mrs Okoro now at large, who has been treated, she pleaded with me to help her deliver a set of twin babies. That all her life she has not had any child of her own, that she is desperate.

Mrs Okoro told me that we should use my apartment since her husband was around and she does not want him to know about this issue. So I agreed and the sum of N1,500.000 was paid into my account for the job. On her due date, she travelled down to Port-Harcourt and we all went to my place. I gave her some herbs to chew after which she went to the toilet, she got out, we asked her to lie down and push with all her might while I held her hands. At a point, we used a razor blade to give her some tear so that blood will come out, and make the whole thing look real. Mrs Okoro then brought the babies, whom she had arranged from somwhere, that was when Mama heard the cries of babies.

When asked how she met Mrs Okoro, Obi told newsmen that she knows Mrs Okoro very well, as both of them work together in ‘helping women deliver’.
Oby who told newsmen she has been in this business for over a year said she could not remember the number of children she had helped women deliver.
Even d fishes in d ocean shake dr head.
FamilyRe: Woman Delivers After Two-Years Pregnancy by lawizle(m): 12:08am On Jun 01, 2013
annoymous: Its impossible. Even 11mths is near impossible. And fibroids don't allow pregnancies to stay longer except if its blocking the passage (lower part). On the contrary, fibroids usually cause early termination of pregnancy resulting in either a miscarriage or a premature delivery. God has so designed the fetus that after 9mths the placenta begins to degenerate and cannot keep up with providing nutrition for the baby - that's why just before 42 weeks, the pregnant woman is either induced artificially or made to undergo a cesarean section. But of course, you can choose to believe whatever u want.
My brother pls tell dem, I laughed wen I saw d topic and read it only 4amusement..I wasn't disappointed of course...ppl just love hearing fairy tales!!! Daily I thank God 4my profession..
NYSCRe: Mobilization List For Batch B 2013 by lawizle(m): 4:51pm On May 30, 2013
misterh: Are you a fresh graduate?
No am not, I graduated from medicine October 2011 and finished my housemanship April 2013,my name came out for November batch of 2011 but i couldn't go since I had to complete my housemanship. I wrote my name + jamb reg no 4 remobilization prior 2finishing my housejob i.e after March 2013 mobilization list came out.
So what did I miss.
NYSCRe: Mobilization List For Batch B 2013 by lawizle(m): 8:45am On May 30, 2013
misterh: Thanks for the clarification. The info i have with me is that we're not going for service this June. OAU really bleeped up big time. Gotta wait for Batch C. sad
My name was supposed to be mobilized but didn't find it dere..despite writing my name and jamb reg. no for remobilization..pls where did I go wrong so I don't miss out on d next batch...tanx!
CelebritiesRe: MTN Signs Wizkid As Ambassador by lawizle(m): 8:08pm On May 29, 2013
solace8: y dem no come sign me sef,it wud ve cost dem less,den probably dey wud ve had enuf cash to fund profitable promos dat wud benefit their subscribers. empty hens, mitchewwwww
Your face will make all dr customers port...
PoliticsRe: Boko-Haram Claims Victories Over Military by lawizle(m): 11:16pm On May 28, 2013
My cock rages on!!...my cock rages on!!
Music/RadioRe: 2Face Ft T-Pain - My Rainbow Remix by lawizle(m): 10:55pm On May 28, 2013
9ja and dr self-destructive moves all borne outta inferiority complex..dude just spoiled a lovely classic...delete Str8!!!
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch B House by lawizle(m): 6:05pm On May 28, 2013
[quote author=Unimke_Ak]D strip club eh, lucky u wr nt there wen it collapsed.. Imagine ursef dying in a strip club wif a*s in ur face den goin 4 judgement cheesy

The club looked wack tho_ patronize better ones eh.[/quote]Which oda one can be as accommodating as my ocean blue? Wenever am dere all d girls wanna suck me, d bouncers hail me.. D bartender gave me her no and I nailed her wen we met d next day...men I got shares dere bro...even a girl I met in anoda club don port toh ocean blue d next time I go dere...oh my ocean blue...you will be sorely missed!!!
RomanceRe: What Do You Miss Most About Your Ex? by lawizle(m): 5:31pm On May 28, 2013
I miss d way she hugs me tyt wen she sees I have an erection..
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch B House by lawizle(m): 4:45pm On May 28, 2013
[quote author=Unimke_Ak]If u don't nut in her face_ "ur wrong"[/quote]Men d last girl d@ sucked my an.us g@ me screaming like a bi.tch...met her @ ocean blue which has now collapsed grin[quote author=Unimke_Ak]If u don't nut in her face_ "ur wrong"[/quote]Men d last girl d@ sucked my an.us g@ me screaming like a bi.tch...met her @ ocean blue which has now collapsed
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch B House by lawizle(m): 4:39pm On May 28, 2013
UniportPlayGirl: @least BBA wil keep me busy til 25th. Sha my sisters ar judgin house mates already, make dem calm down na dis na just 3day outta 91days road stil far u all ar gona get 2 see d beast in evry contestant. BBA chase me love
I wanna spread dose ass.cheeks & spread it & spread it again & deep my face between dem.. angry
UniportPlayGirl: @least BBA wil keep me busy til 25th. Sha my sisters ar judgin house mates already, make dem calm down na dis na just 3day outta 91days road stil far u all ar gona get 2 see d beast in evry contestant. BBA chase me love
I wanna spread dose ass.cheeks & spread it & spread it again & deep my face between dem..
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch B House by lawizle(m): 4:17pm On May 28, 2013
I need a girl toh suck my ballz and an.us...really tired of gettin a head.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch B House by lawizle(m): 3:21pm On May 28, 2013
UniportPlayGirl: @bobby's signature gidi
Yur kids will be lucky 2suck such boobs..
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch B House by lawizle(m): 10:09am On May 28, 2013
Hello house, I still don't understand y d names of some of us didn't come out in ds batch, pls can anyone explain y so as 2 enable us take needed steps 2prevent future occurrence...tnx.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch B House by lawizle(m): 8:04am On May 28, 2013
[quote author=payne_leex]Sup @Boqee, good u found ur name on the list. Many of my friends didn't see theirs despite paying 5K to regularise their studentship. It's has bin rectified tho and they are assured they'll get their details soonest. Besides, too many irregularrities marred the names pasted. so u are nt alone. So far u can generate an admission letter wit d new registration no. Accrued, u are gud to go. How is ur health now?[/quote]Pls wat do you mean by d statement generate admission letter with new reg no?
Christianity EtcRe: Healings And The Gift Of Healing In The Church by lawizle(m): 8:36pm On May 26, 2013
Men ds forum is gerring kinda boring..imagine ds topic post since afternoon..na wa oh
PoliticsRe: MOJAO: A New Terror Group Emerges by lawizle(m): 7:25pm On May 26, 2013
ksam: Hmmmmmmn!!! Another terrorIst group again,,,still formed by Islamic sect...na wa o
nw i understand the peace they are talking about....
Some one once said,if you want peace,den prepare 4war..

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