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Romance / Re: Menses On Wedding Night? by lawizle(m): 2:52pm On Jan 06, 2014
That's a wicked wife...PERIOD!
Business / Re: How Do I Succeed In A Transport Business?? by lawizle(m): 1:03pm On Jan 06, 2014
sunnydayasaba: The best option for u is buying it and giving it out as HIGH PURCHASE with full police agreement that any default on contract, U will simply retrieve the car back. Don't give out your car without opening a case file in a police station and written agreement with the police.

If you decide to go for the daily or weekly delivery, it might not favor you, cus the driver will simply run the car down and abandon it for you once its start giving problems. So the high purchase option remains the best.

Thanx for the wise response...pls can you expansiate on the high purchase pls..like give an example of it....thanx
Investment / Re: How Do I Succeed In Transportation Business?? by lawizle(m): 1:01pm On Jan 06, 2014
divinelove: Except u r d driver, U stand a little chance of success in it. If u insist on it then try hire purchase and make it a contract btw u n ur driver. Alternatively u can give to an established transport coy in ur area and get paid a certain amt periodically. Wateva u do insurance for ur cab is a must. Regards

Thanx bro..I've heard of dat contract stuff and intend doing it but you know how greedy Nigerians are..d transport coy is it applicable for a cab that wants to do inter-state..I thought its only for those 14seater buses..
Investment / How Do I Succeed In Transportation Business?? by lawizle(m): 11:45am On Jan 06, 2014
Hello house....I want to start a transport business with a golf 3 which I wanna buy at cotonou..I'm really interested in this business but I've heard lots of jists of how drivers are very unfaithful and how one has to monitor it like mad! Unfortunately my work cant make me have dat luxury of time to monitor it...I even heard dat atimes one need to fight d drivers to collect your money from dem...and d danger of them running away with your car..despite all this I'm still very much interested in this business as I know its a gold mine if all goes well...pls can the experts in the house tell me what I need to know to suceed in this business?? Thanx in advance..
Business / How Do I Succeed In A Transport Business?? by lawizle(m): 11:34am On Jan 06, 2014
Hello house....I want to start a transport business with a golf 3 which I wanna buy at cotonou..I'm really interested in this business but I've heard lots of jists of how drivers are very unfaithful and how one has to monitor it like mad! Unfortunately my work cant make me have dat luxury of time to monitor it...I even heard dat atimes one need to fight d drivers to collect your money from dem...and d danger of them running away with your car..despite all this I'm still very much interested in this business as I know its a gold mine if all goes well...pls can the experts in the house tell me what I need to know to suceed in this business?? Thanx in advance..
NYSC / Re: 2013 NYSC Batch C: Oyo State. by lawizle(m): 4:15pm On Jan 01, 2014
I was posted to kajola lga in okeho...I did not sign any clearance for December allowee as I was told we've sorted dat out in camp..but I never receive any alert oh..and how true is d person saying dat January allowee for us is automatic?
Nairaland / General / Re: What Is Your New Year Resolution? by lawizle(m): 4:12pm On Dec 31, 2013
Stop spending on women and have dem spend on me..
Car Talk / Re: First Potential Look At The N1.2million Nigerian Made Cars - Pics by lawizle(m): 5:26am On Dec 30, 2013
When is d ban starting sef...car wey no even get boot..na wa oh.

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Car Talk / Re: Made-In-Nigeria Vehicles To Sell For N1.2m – FG by lawizle(m): 12:04am On Dec 30, 2013
Romance / Re: Why Do 'Nice' Ladies Get Dumped Easily by lawizle(m): 12:05am On Dec 27, 2013
Sagamite:

If I want to smile, I would watch Chris Rock.

Don't go for looks me arsse.

She better be fcking fine and have a good personality to go with it. undecided

Lmao...guy abeg na my pin be ds...make we become pals men..283c6f4e / 76237712.
Romance / Re: Why Do 'Nice' Ladies Get Dumped Easily by lawizle(m): 11:57pm On Dec 26, 2013
druid06: @Sagamite,

You're just like my evil twin.

I awed in the way you explained in your own terms about Nice girls and girls with physical attractive qualities.. I totally am in accordance with your statements.

I loved the rebuttal with your argument with that lady too. This is the most irritating quality about the black woman, her total aggressiveness and attitude and as your finely put it, the hoodrat syndrome. They do think they got life and everything figured out and it's most times very annoying.

I hope you continue to school these biitches and put them to their places.

Also, nice one with the don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining phrase. I think I'm going to adopt that euphemism/analogy.

You and Saga are needed ASAP...av been dealt with a lot by the weaker sex...I need my pound of flesh back! 283c6f4e / 76237712

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Politics / Shekau Is Alive!!! by lawizle(m): 6:35pm On Dec 26, 2013
BOKO HARAM VIDEO: Shekau reappears, flays Obama, JTF, others
on december 26, 2013 at 9:25 am in news
Leader of terrorist sect Boko Haram Abubakar Shekau again appeared in a video clip released by the sect on yesterday, claiming responsibility for last week’s attack in Benisheikh, Borno State, where about 160 people were maimed.

Shekau
Previously, an erstwhile Joint Task Force (JTF) spokesman in Borno State, Lt Col Sagir Musa, had in a statement on August 19, stated, “Intelligence report available to the Joint Task Force (JTF) Operation Restore Order revealed that Abubakar Shekau, the most dreaded and wanted terrorist leader, may have died.”
Musa had added that Shekau died of gunshot wounds received in an encounter with JTF operatives in one of their camps in Sambisa forest on June 30, 2013. “Shekau was mortally wounded in the encounter and was sneaked into Amitchide — a border community in Cameroon — for treatment from which he never recovered,” the JTF statement said.
However, a video was posted by the sect online , showing Shekau, who was clad in a military fatigue, rained invectives on his enemies: “Here I am, alive, hale and hearty. Sagir Musa should bury himself in shame, President Jonathan (of Nigeria) should bury himself in shame, President Obama (of United States of America) should bury himself in shame, and President Francois Hollande (of France) should bury himself in shame, Queen Elizabeth (of England) should bury herself in shame.
“They said I am dead, but here I am. The world should know that I am alive and will only die at the appointed time. Everybody should be judged according to the dictates of his conscience.
“What I am doing is written in the Holy Qur’an and the Hadith and I will not stop. I challenge all the clerics of the world to question my deeds. Those underrating my capacity should have a re-think. I will never allow democracy to thrive.
“The concept of government of the people by the people for the people will never be possible and will never exist. Democracy shall be replaced only by the government of Allah, from Allah and for Allah.”
He stated the Nigerian military will never subdue his group. “Nigerian soldiers are late. After killing many of them in Monguno and Benisheik, we have snatched their armoured carriers and Hilux vans and then hoisted Islamic flags on them. We now move freely with them,” he said.
meanwhile, the Army Public Relations Unit said it would study the video clips that claimed someone who had died several weeks ago is alive.
Romance / Re: Tips To Differentiate Between A Loving Girlfriend And A Pretender by lawizle(m): 9:17am On Dec 26, 2013
martha: Tnx

Wetin bobby go cause..make I no lie you..na to press and suck am dey ma mind..make I come go down low and enter the place!
NYSC / Re: 2013/ 2014 Corpers': When Are You Returning For Your January Clearance? by lawizle(m): 6:35pm On Dec 25, 2013
I just pray my lgi nah correct runz man...I need to cut him a deal...repping okeho general hospital...
Celebrities / Re: Teenage Fani-Kayode And His Girlfriend In Kelly College UK!!!! by lawizle(m): 12:59pm On Dec 13, 2013
fabulousfortune: Onye Ara


@Topic, FFK is a shameless womanizer. Still surprised he hasn't had Aids tho undecided

He's a sharp guy not a dunce like you
Phones / Following Gadgets For Urgent Sale by lawizle(m): 12:44am On Dec 12, 2013
Toshiba laptop 2g ram; 160g memory; dvd RW; Webcam= 30k

Samsung Galaxy note N7000=35k

Torch 3=10k

Torch 2=15k

All fairly used.


07034533961..pin 76237712/283c6f4e...Tanx
Phones / Re: Samsung Galaxy Smartphones Are Turning To Hot Plate by lawizle(m): 12:38am On Dec 12, 2013
This single setback is making me think of buying an i-pad 4g instead of the 2014 galaxy note 10.1..what do you think guys?
Phones / Re: Solutions To Airtel Bb Plans On Android Devices. SOS! by lawizle(m): 3:30pm On Dec 02, 2013
lalyiva: why are the guys complaining
simply watch and download all the games and porns,
I know dats what u like wink

Dat porn aspect...we go do am 2geda oh... grin
lalyiva: why are the guys complaining
simply watch and download all the games and porns,
I know dats what u like wink

Dat porn aspect...we go do am 2geda oh...
NYSC / Re: NYSC Redeployment Procedure by lawizle(m): 5:34am On Dec 01, 2013
Ogbeche77: ghost

Pls explain further d ghost aspect...I'm very well interested...better still here's my pin..283c6f4e
Autos / Re: For Your Cotonou Cars/suvs/buses Visit Us @ Polaris Autos Today!!! by lawizle(m): 5:31am On Dec 01, 2013
How much can I get a Landrover LR3 discovery 2006 model with V8 engine and DVD screen monitor on both front and head rest?
onaolapolawal@gmail.com
Car Talk / Re: Andvise Before He Wastes His Money On LR3 by lawizle(m): 7:37am On Nov 30, 2013
lomomike: @ sooper rescue, I have this idea that while the oviation is at its loudest, better quit the stage. I also have another idea that cut your coat according to your cloth I no dey touch wetin I no fit handle meaning I don't buy what I will regret later. I'm less than 30years and I don progress reach this level wey I dey use my own money buy SUV means I dey on point na. I know with time, I will get to a stage where I place orders on cars even before new models are even released dat tym if anyone want make e salute me e no concern me.
I don't like using cars till they are tired, battered and wornout. I prefer using them neat and disposing them neat too. I don't wait for my car to develop wahala before checking it (my buddy has never developed A single fault or thrown up any code since I bought it, I have changed its spark plugs, ATF, its coolant (A friend using same car as mine brought the recommended ATF and coolant fluid from USA), I've also changed its brake pads once, and its fuel filter I also changed its air intake filter, and AC filter, plus I take her in for periodic oil and oil filter change (all these changes I carry out are based on manufacturers recommended schedule for replacement and not because they showed signs) as for the issue of wahala I've not experienced any. I wish infiniti still continued the QX4 models. If you know what you are doing, you can't go wrong with Nissan/Infiniti.

@ OP tell ur neighbour make e no go buy RIG if him no fit maintain am o! But if him eye dey chook am wella and him body dey totori am well well, tell am make him kuku go buy the RIG and the ROCK, MUD, WATER and ROAD raging beast @ Mercedes G55AMG, and one of detroit 3 house on wheels @Cheveolet Tahoe LTZ den 1 year later make you ask am howfa him account balance or him pocket? tongue
Car Talk / Re: Andvise Before He Wastes His Money On LR3 by lawizle(m): 7:25am On Nov 30, 2013
lomomike: @ sooper rescue, I have this idea that while the oviation is at its loudest, better quit the stage. I also have another idea that cut your coat according to your cloth I no dey touch wetin I no fit handle meaning I don't buy what I will regret later. I'm less than 30years and I don progress reach this level wey I dey use my own money buy SUV means I dey on point na. I know with time, I will get to a stage where I place orders on cars even before new models are even released dat tym if anyone want make e salute me e no concern me.
I don't like using cars till they are tired, battered and wornout. I prefer using them neat and disposing them neat too. I don't wait for my car to develop wahala before checking it (my buddy has never developed A single fault or thrown up any code since I bought it, I have changed its spark plugs, ATF, its coolant (A friend using same car as mine brought the recommended ATF and coolant fluid from USA), I've also changed its brake pads once, and its fuel filter I also changed its air intake filter, and AC filter, plus I take her in for periodic oil and oil filter change (all these changes I carry out are based on manufacturers recommended schedule for replacement and not because they showed signs) as for the issue of wahala I've not experienced any. I wish infiniti still continued the QX4 models. If you know what you are doing, you can't go wrong with Nissan/Infiniti.

@ OP tell ur neighbour make e no go buy RIG if him no fit maintain am o! But if him eye dey chook am wella and him body dey totori am well well, tell am make him kuku go buy the RIG and the ROCK, MUD, WATER and ROAD raging beast @ Mercedes G55AMG, and one of detroit 3 house on wheels @Cheveolet Tahoe LTZ den 1 year later make you ask am howfa him account balance or him pocket? tongue

Hey bro tho I'm a die hard fan of d LR3 I also salute d fact dat at your age you've gotten to d level you are...I'm a medical doctor by profession also below thirty with class and swags...will like us to meet on bbm to have a chat as I will like to have you as a friend,afrerall successful ppl make friends with one anoda...283c6f4e
Politics / Re: Asari Dokubo Released & Flown To Abuja by lawizle(m): 10:58am On Nov 28, 2013
Baba_Eleko: GEJ facilitated the release of a militant while other innocent Nigerians languish in various foreign prison. Ffuucckk who ever says crime doesn't pay.

Guy go rob nah..make dem use ak47 dissect yur body..
NYSC / Re: Batch C Corpers Posted To Ondo State..lets Meet by lawizle(m): 11:40pm On Nov 27, 2013
lawizle: Pls how can I redeploy to ondo state

07034533961
NYSC / Re: Batch C Corpers Posted To Ondo State..lets Meet by lawizle(m): 11:35pm On Nov 27, 2013
Pls how can I redeploy to ondo state
NYSC / Re: My Grouse With NYSC Corp Members that are Graduate of Medicine and Surgery by lawizle(m): 11:30pm On Nov 27, 2013
olrotimi: As a doctor i dnt fil inclined to respond to d mata @hand, i'v been into such dbates countles tyms bt wot i realise is that u guys hv ur mindset already fixd(as in u'r biased 2d left) ,therefore in yoruba parlance: ko le ye won or in french: ils ne voudrent pas comprendre. I rest my case.

My guy d hatred dat was displayed against us by camp officials no get degree...obvious hatred and beef even from corpers..its only d lizard with belly on d ground dat knows wassup...explaining to dem is like talking to d wall...its as if dr understanding has been cursed...I can't wait to leave ds country for Australia where my trade is well appreciated...its because dey see who to criticize Dats y dey are making mouth...doctors are d highest paid workers in other developed country and dr citizens are proud about it...hence our top officials fly dere to receive world class treatment and squander our resources dere thus dr medical profession generates more revenue in d long run...but all we know is to beef doctors here and dere in ds country...In my opinion we doctors are not supposed to serve cos d duration we spent in school and internship is equal to a masters student if not even more and b4 we start service we've gotten our cars already...do you expect me dat was receiving 180k/month to now start receiving 5k? Even d lga chairmen know we are enduring hence dey try to commend us as much as possible...Africans still have a long way to go.

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NYSC / Re: 2013 NYSC Batch C: Oyo State. by lawizle(m): 11:15pm On Nov 27, 2013
Ppa is okeho general hospital at Kajola lga...76237712/ 283c6f4e. ..07034533961
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Real Madrid Vs Galatasaray - UCL (4 - 1) On 27th November 2013 by lawizle(m): 10:44pm On Nov 27, 2013
Nomski0:
Real Madrid- 10men without Ronaldo, 4-1

Barcelona- 11men without Messi, 1-2 grin grin grin grin.
Even without our star player, we still rock.

I love you baby...muah!283c6f4e. wink
Nomski0:
Real Madrid- 10men without Ronaldo, 4-1

Barcelona- 11men without Messi, 1-2 grin grin grin grin.
Even without our star player, we still rock.

I love you baby...muah!283c6f4e.
Technology Market / Re: **PHONE SWAP CENTRE**SWAP IT NOW!!! pin:265DA560 or 08033923897 by lawizle(m): 7:47pm On Nov 27, 2013
Hello house...ever since I updated my galaxy note 1 from gingerbread to ICS my picture and video quality have been very poor....pls what can I do about this...cos I'm enjoying bbm on it but my phone looks inferior with ds low quality images

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