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Music/RadioMeet Banga Lee's Stable Girlfriend by lawizle(op): 10:19am On Sep 14, 2013
Her name is Jennifer Obayuwana, daughter of
multi-millionaire Polo boss, John Obayuwana.
She is D’banj’s longest babe ever and he says he’s
in love and faithful, D’banj made mention of this
during an interview that she’s been around for a
long time, you guys just don’t know her’..
The pretty belle is an Executive in her father’s
company and also a director at CAT construction
Company…
***isn’t she beautifulhuh***

CelebritiesRe: Annie Idibia Breaks Down In Tears During Interview On Inspiration FM by lawizle(m): 8:08pm On Sep 13, 2013
ednut1: Abeg , all dis stayin wit him wen he wash nobody na wash jare, wich normal woman will watch her guy fuckin nd givin oda gals belle, Gold digger abeg ,
Grow up abeg..
RomanceRe: Why Every Girl Should Marry A Nigerian Man by lawizle(m): 9:51pm On Sep 12, 2013
All ds naija men forming like say dem go pamper dem wife..dem dey straff nonsense comot dem wife body oh!
Christianity EtcRe: Stop "The Charging Phone In Church" Habit by lawizle(m): 1:53pm On Sep 08, 2013
Sijo01: My phone(s) nor dey even go church sef.
Let alone you abi? Smh
Foreign AffairsRe: Do You Support The Coming American War Against The Syria Assad Regime by lawizle(m): 10:18pm On Sep 05, 2013
Tgirl4real: I support it100%.

Se you don't want the world to end ni. grin

These are prophecies being fulfilled.

Make America attack, Russia retaliate, everything turn to yam-pepper, scatter, scatter. lol


Seriously, if that happens, we are in for a showdown.

"I see the Son of man coming in the cloud of heaven..."


Come Lord Jesus! smiley
Yur so funny and I like d@..add me up pls...283c6f4e..thanx!
RomanceRe: The Curse Of The " Ex" by lawizle(m): 10:15am On Sep 05, 2013
poshdiva: Its the curse of the ex. I remember telling my ex the same thing. He would be finalizing his divorce this year after 9 months of marriage.

Be careful how you treat people and learn to take some words seriously.
You be witchhuh
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Real Madrid Sign Gareth Bale For 100 million Euros by lawizle(m): 12:16am On Sep 02, 2013
moonme: Congrat to gareth bale!!!join many real madrid fans as they are starting the new season on a great note by ordering for your new season jersey at edges jersey...... CONTACTS:BB 2682CD1F, Whatsapp 08081599157 |Hotline:08075500391,Email:Edgesjersey44@gmail.com & you can follow us on twitter @EDGES_JERSEY.delivery is nationwide!!!
How am I so sure dse aint made in Aba jerseys?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Real Madrid Sign Gareth Bale For 100 million Euros by lawizle(m): 12:15am On Sep 02, 2013
fredoooooo: barca in trouble o, counter attack things , bale on the left , ronaldo on the right , see gobe cheesy
As in Skelelelelelelelewuuu!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Do Footballers And Sportmen Deserve Higher Wage by lawizle(m): 11:49pm On Sep 01, 2013
pro01: Life is not fair, get used to it. I have been both a victim and a beneficiary of life's 'unfairness', so I know. It's not just about footballers' ridiculous wages; it's the same in sooooooo many other spheres of life.

Even the Bible seems to endorse this point.

Ecclesiastes 9:11
" I have seen something else under the sun: The race is not to the swift or the
battle to the strong, nor does food come to the wise or wealth to the brilliant or
favour to the learned; but time and chance happen to them all."
One of d most sensible posts I've ever heard
Music/RadioRe: Davido 'Skelewu' Vs Wizkid Jaiye Jaiye - Which Do You Prefer? by lawizle(m): 2:46pm On Sep 01, 2013
[quote author=dimples*]When singing/ dancing to skelewu I feel like a wuwu undecidedmumu rather*

Just sing that part he sang: skelelele le le wu, le le wu wu wu le le wu*
I mean ur tongue is out like a lizard's and d le leing goes ooon, when u say wu wu wu.. U pouting like a babe taking a snapshottongue

But jaiye jaiye sounds like I'm praising God for so many things tongue[/quote]I wonder oh..no matter how many times I listen to d song I can never be forced to like it oh!
Music/RadioRe: Davido 'Skelewu' Vs Wizkid Jaiye Jaiye - Which Do You Prefer? by lawizle(m): 2:35pm On Sep 01, 2013
Deiok: ME TIRE 4 THE GUY OO.
The guy dey hallucinate after taking claro..
RomanceRe: 10 Funny Signs You're An Introvert by lawizle(m): 2:09pm On Sep 01, 2013
Booty butt chic: OMG....am a fuckin introvert....about calls i avoid freinds who call me everyday like crezly,,....dont chat wif me pls if u dont want ur reply after a month.... grin
Yur Very funny..283c6f4e..pls add me up..
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Messi Accused Of ‘Bullying And Insulting’ Team-mates To Point Of Tears by lawizle(m): 10:46pm On Aug 30, 2013
valicious1: I don't blame you, I blame your father for getting himself drunk the day he shamelessly fucccked the mad woman dat gave birth to you
Bloooood of Jesus!!!
Guy yur Spirit dey vex oh!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Bayern Munich Vs Chelsea - UEFA Super Cup 2 - 2 ( 5 - 4) Pens on 30th-08-2013 by lawizle(m): 8:35pm On Aug 30, 2013
tonididdy: up nepa yeaaaaaaaaaaaah
Maka y..ds one too much for one Di.ck Nah..Nah 2join suppose Dey yansh am
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Signs Samuel Eto'o by lawizle(m): 4:49am On Aug 30, 2013
[quote author=maxi-t]One thing i hate about my club chelsea is that we always buy "GREAT" players when they have passed their prime.
Imagine the likes of Shevchenko, Ballack, Deco, Veron, e.t.c, all these players were brought to chelsea after loosing the form.
After people will start hating and saying we are career killers.. JUST INCASE Eto'o under-perfoms u guys should please take note of what i just said..[/quote]No worry when barca don suck messi dry finish by 2018 dem go pass am to una to bury Hin career finish...bunch of old cargo-philes!
EducationRe: ASUU Snubs FG No Work No Pay Threat by lawizle(m): 12:13pm On Aug 26, 2013
awodman: Abeg stop all this evoking of sentiments you guys use..the truth is that if FG releases the N87 billion for earned allowances this strike will stop instantly..
Whatever..
CelebritiesRe: FG Partners Dbanj, PMAN On Fascinating Nigeria Project by lawizle(m): 8:10pm On Aug 25, 2013
Eja nla sells..
PoliticsRe: Rice Import Drops By 50% As Local Production Kicks - Minister by lawizle(m): 4:03pm On Aug 25, 2013
When you hear the kick...
PoliticsRe: Boko-Haram Suspect Flown To Abuja Aboard Military Jet by lawizle(m): 9:06pm On Aug 21, 2013
jp philips: just one slap from a corporal, the guy will take them to his home where those items were found, Nigerian Army slap and civil defense slap no be mate ooo
You no need cutlery to chop Sojo slap oh..
PoliticsRe: Boko-Haram Suspect Flown To Abuja Aboard Military Jet by lawizle(m): 8:51pm On Aug 21, 2013
devour129: this reminds of one dreaded police officer at panti years ago.it was said that he was police weapon of torture .that was why all the worst criminals where taken there. One of his methods was sodomy,he will Bleep your ass till you confess
Lmfao!!! Dat guy nah maraafucker
CrimeRe: Woman Pour Hot Oil On Lover For Refusin To Marry Her by lawizle(m): 5:18pm On Aug 20, 2013
Rita41: dats Y I say date a man whom you r sure is a genuine God fearing guy!he wud nva do dat to u!
Do you practice what you preach?
FamilyRe: Things Men Should Never Do! by lawizle(m): 3:13pm On Aug 19, 2013
greatgod2012: Stop putting your hands in your boxers to play with your dick, its irritating and disgusting.
Not when its yur bf own..infact you should help him play widdit..
RomanceRe: I Need To Know If This Material Is True Or A Scam Urgently!!! by lawizle(op): 8:30am On Aug 19, 2013
Serious response pls!!!!
RomanceI Need To Know If This Material Is True Or A Scam Urgently!!! by lawizle(op): 8:11am On Aug 19, 2013
What's up everyone? pls I need urgent info on something...I wanna download a material online in an mp4 format it costs $397..but dunno how true ds is..I need ds material badly but don't wanna fall in d hands of scammers...ds is d site: www.themodernman.com/videos/better-than-a-bad-boy.html...can anyone help confirm its authenticity pls? Thanx!!!
CelebritiesRe: Burna Boy With His Mum (Picture) by lawizle(m): 5:43pm On Aug 17, 2013
killuminati: Wow! I can do dis woman cool
In wiskid's voice *sexy moma, u gud to go moma, giv it to me moma, kiya moza moma*
She go swallow you come vomit you back...
TravelRe: Nigeria Plans £5000 Visa-Bond For UK Citizens by lawizle(m): 8:43am On Aug 16, 2013
Tolexander: ope o!

Nigeria wan equalise!


silly british. Our fathers didn't put them on the 'risk list' when they were swarming here to colonize us. Now that we are matured enough to go there and enjoy our treasures they looted from us which they used to develope their land, they are shouting risky.
Risky ko, suya ni!
Risky= bread & egg; Dangerous= bread, egg& suya..greatest ife!!!
CultureRe: Do You Believe In African Bullet Proof? by lawizle(m): 6:51pm On Aug 15, 2013
jayriginal: Listen until this is proven conclusively, it is better to ignore these stories.

I have said it elsewhere on this forum and I will repeat it here. Most people that hold guns are not trained to do so. If you are not trained to fire a gun, then it is easy to miss even as big a target as a human being standing a few feet away from you.

Anyone who has ever visited a firing range or even fired a gun can tell you so. Therefore when an inexperienced marksman points and shoots, he is more likely to miss than not. Add to this the fact that very few people will stand and watch a person take aim at them and fire, then you have the makings of a legend.

It is well known that a moving target is harder to hit (taking into account that even a stationary target is difficult to hit for an amateur) and then you will realise the makings of the legend of "odechi".

In a situation where both the target and the marksman are both running, you think it is miraculous that the target is not hit?
Firing a gun entails more than holding the gun sideways. There is a proper stance to ensure the kickback does not throw off the aim. The trigger is squeezed, not pressed etc.

You only need to ask yourself how the white men overpowered our forefathers to realise that the so called bullet proof story is a myth.
Experienced sharp-shooter!!
CultureRe: Do You Believe In African Bullet Proof? by lawizle(m): 4:59pm On Aug 15, 2013
huxley: I would like to see someone who has been bullet-proofed submit to test at a firing range. Don't you think that this would be more objective.

Or similar still, bullet-proof a goat, pig, or cow and test if the animal is resistant to bullet. That is what I would do before paying for such services.
Ori eh kpe!!!
Christianity EtcRe: How God Delivered Me From Self-service by lawizle(m): 11:42pm On Aug 11, 2013
olivegirl: My mind was on worshiping God at home, Pls call the real name next time. The act of doing it is self fish,. This act so wicked becos it will look at your wife face and said I can do without you. Very possessive . We are in charge of our self
Y won't it be selfish to you..so d@ use yur abuna to control yur husband abi... grin
olivegirl: My mind was on worshiping God at home, Pls call the real name next time. The act of doing it is self fish,. This act so wicked becos it will look at your wife face and said I can do without you. Very possessive . We are in charge of our self
Y won't it be selfish to you..so d@ use yur abuna to control yur husband abi...
TravelRe: Stay And Develop Your Country- Briton To Nigerian Youths by lawizle(m): 11:29pm On Aug 11, 2013
Has this got anything to do with d Michael Adebolajo guy who matcheted a Briton or is my imagination just going wild?
Christianity EtcRe: How God Delivered Me From Self-service by lawizle(m): 5:22pm On Aug 11, 2013
cry
edwardjr: I started masturbating from my school(boarding) when i didn't even know what it was til i went for nysc.

I saw a student who was older than us bet that he could bring out sperm and i was very interested to see it atleast for the first time...The rest are stories but right from then i masturbated often even when i had girlfriends it didnt stop this mess.

I even vowed atimes,stopped for awhile yet went back to my vomit. At some point the devil whispered to me that masturbation is not a sin after all the word is not in d bible. I still prayed until i heard a pastor on the radio confessing that he has been struggling with this habit even as he is married and he needs help.

Then it dawned on me that the earlier i stopped,the better for me! Another pastor referred to Romans 1 and God used that book to renew my mind forever and by God's grace i broke out from that chain and i detest it with passion.

Glory 2 God!
Thank God for yur life but is it FGC Ikirun you went to...cos I was there when one of my seniors was mocked dat he had not developed sperm and ds spurred him to masturbate in front of us all thus spewing out d foul-smelling akamu from his blokus... cry
edwardjr: I started masturbating from my school(boarding) when i didn't even know what it was til i went for nysc.

I saw a student who was older than us bet that he could bring out sperm and i was very interested to see it atleast for the first time...The rest are stories but right from then i masturbated often even when i had girlfriends it didnt stop this mess.

I even vowed atimes,stopped for awhile yet went back to my vomit. At some point the devil whispered to me that masturbation is not a sin after all the word is not in d bible. I still prayed until i heard a pastor on the radio confessing that he has been struggling with this habit even as he is married and he needs help.

Then it dawned on me that the earlier i stopped,the better for me! Another pastor referred to Romans 1 and God used that book to renew my mind forever and by God's grace i broke out from that chain and i detest it with passion.

Glory 2 God!
Thank God for yur life but is it FGC Ikirun you went to...cos I was there when one of my seniors was mocked dat he had not developed sperm and ds spurred him to masturbate in front of us all thus spewing out d foul-smelling akamu from his blokus...

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