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Phones / Re: Standout Features Of The Itel A70 by LawyerLomo(m): 8:21am On Nov 25, 2023
Ladykora:
Itel has really improved. Let me give you the hidden secret behind 2023 Itel phones. Itel employed some Samsung and IPhone workers to help them produce a genuine mobile phones which they did. If you check very well, Itel android phones of 2023 models are like iPhone and Samsung models. Yes you heard it from me, it was Samsung and iPhone that made them. This is the secret Itel is hiding from you.


Are you a worker in the company and had foolproof information from the source?
Phones / Re: Standout Features Of The Itel A70 by LawyerLomo(m): 8:18am On Nov 25, 2023
Anuoluwagbemiga:
Their phones is not good when they first came out maybe 10 yrs ago...but now they are superb.They have upgraded ...my wife is using itel s18 and mine is A70 nothing do them


What is the cost you obtain yours?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Pls I Need Ur Orientation On How To Manage A Female Boss At Work by LawyerLomo(m): 2:18pm On Nov 24, 2023
Jokkarm2:
Do your work, focus on your work, don't smile or get involved in discussion except when is for you. when you are called for mistakes, apologize, take correction and do your work. but don't smile or laugh for nothing. you are a Man, that man you are will make her fear you indirectly but she will not display it. dress well, wear nice perfume but not expensive one. look good. but always be strict and focus on your work.

Sire, what is bad in smilling and laughing in work places?
Romance / Re: You Catch Your Woman Cheating?, Don’t Fight That Man, Simply Do These 7 Things. by LawyerLomo(m): 9:30pm On Nov 22, 2023
cyberpelumy:
na to organize community flogging for the culprits o, every one in the community must flog at least 40 lashes on every market day for 3 years.


Howfar my man!

You're very wicked and heartless oh.
Romance / Re: You Catch Your Woman Cheating?, Don’t Fight That Man, Simply Do These 7 Things. by LawyerLomo(m): 9:26pm On Nov 22, 2023
I'm affirmative with No 1.

But the rest are balderdash.


Only SIMPle men will subscribe to No 2-7.

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Crime / Re: A Reason To End My Life, I Need Your Candid Advice. by LawyerLomo(m): 4:58pm On Nov 22, 2023
valiju:
Take a picture and put your thumb in your mouth and let's see if the picture is you first


HMMM
Health / Re: Why Do Women Have Better Dentition Than Men? by LawyerLomo(m): 12:47pm On Oct 25, 2023
TheManofTomorrow:

Used to be like you, till I got braces.
You'll be shocked at how perfect your dentition can get once you get one.
And your confidence will be up to the heavens after.

What is braces? How will I lay hold on one?
Romance / Re: The Red Truth by LawyerLomo(m): 2:07pm On Oct 15, 2023
MAKE I BOOK SPACE.
Crime / Re: Man Caught Red-Handed Stealing Another Man's Joystick (Video) by LawyerLomo(m): 9:51am On Sep 15, 2023
Royceey:
Once your Penis is taken this is how your once Big Gbola will look.


This picture is one of the victim in Nasarawa Eggon or Lafia.
Crime / Re: Man Caught Red-Handed Stealing Another Man's Joystick (Video) by LawyerLomo(m): 9:48am On Sep 15, 2023
jaeyking:
Abeg grin

This news is quite funny
Like how does it happen
Like how

Biko make person dey conscious of him gun oo



If you love to know how, just come to Lafia or Nasarawa Eggon and see how people are victims of missing their joystick.
Romance / Re: I Love You! How Many People Have You Said It To? by LawyerLomo(m): 2:01am On Sep 09, 2023
FalseProphet1:
I say it to all my female clients after bathing them.

This I have seen.


... After bathing your d*ck in theirveege e you mean to say...
Politics / Re: Throwback: Godwin Emefiele, Wife And Son (photo) by LawyerLomo(m): 7:51pm On Aug 18, 2023
Sodiq3:
I don't know how to say bad prayers but may Emefiele reap the fruits of his labour. Yes, he is rich but I hope he feels the pain Nigerians felt due to his obnoxious policies cemented by the Daura man.




...Whilst the Daura man is left untouched, he is being shame around as if he implemented it all alone.
Health / Re: Ever Lost Someone You Love To Hard Drugs? by LawyerLomo(m): 11:09am On Aug 17, 2023
plenitude:
Hey guys, it’s really painful sharing this, but I’ve got no option than to share this with you guys as this could be of help to those who doesn’t know the effects of hard drug. I just lost someone to crystal meth.



What's the meaning of crystal meth?

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