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Romance / Re: Is It Okay For Girls To Move Around With Condoms. by LawyerLomo(m): 9:14pm On Sep 19, 2022
Wilson500:
As far as no be kiss condom she buy
No cause for Vawulence grin


What if it's Kiss Condom?
Sports / Re: Dani Alves: Cristiano Ronaldo Is The Toughest Opponent I Have Ever Faced by LawyerLomo(m): 7:43pm On Sep 16, 2022
CR7 be like

"True true I no let this guy breathe".

Daniel alves be like" lemme take a breathe and stop making fun of me"

Politics / Re: Rally For Bola Tinubu In Akure (Photos) by LawyerLomo(m): 9:42pm On Sep 13, 2022
I was among the crowd.

60% of us ain't voting him.


Only for the money. And after collecting the money, we go vote our preferred candidate who is Peter Obi.

We are #obideint inside-out.

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Romance / Re: Tell Me Your Date Of Birth And I Will Reveal Your Personality To You by LawyerLomo(m): 7:19pm On Sep 10, 2022
April 29th
Romance / Re: My D*cksize Is Making Me Depressed by LawyerLomo(m): 6:58pm On Sep 10, 2022
Karleb:


If you believe masturbatiion is responsible, try to stop it.

What is the size now? I believe 5.4 inches should be okay for any woman, at least you should feel something with that.

Maybe you should measure you dick size when erect with your smart phone.

Try to master the art of pre-intimacy too.


How do you measure the size of your divk using a smartphone?
Celebrities / Re: Buju Receives His Bentley Car Gift as Winner of Headies Next Rated Awards by LawyerLomo(m): 6:24pm On Sep 10, 2022
MaestroID:






When u unlearn n learn to catch cruise and fun. Life no go hard for you. Who is talking about is money or track. I play is music well n enjoy his talent. I DY PRAY MAKE PEOPLE LIKE YOU NO DY CARRY FIGHT FOR WYTN NO REALLY BE FIGHT. LEARN TO HAVE FUN. And as for money, bros i am doing well for my age Thanks to God who blesses us all.



I wasn't taking it serious as seem it was.


PS:

I appreciate your maturity!

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Celebrities / Re: Buju Receives His Bentley Car Gift as Winner of Headies Next Rated Awards by LawyerLomo(m): 12:28pm On Sep 10, 2022
Beverlyjean:


Thats not a 2022 Bentley and its not worth 300m


Ahba, as I hear 300m I open mouth na.


How much be headies commission way one man go cash out 300 Milla!

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Celebrities / Re: Buju Receives His Bentley Car Gift as Winner of Headies Next Rated Awards by LawyerLomo(m): 12:21pm On Sep 10, 2022
MaestroID:
Ruger no go fit see well cus of him eyes.



But we all know Ruger is young and getting it.

Money way that 22year old dey handle I dey doubt whether you done see ham, talk more of touch ham.



Bounce by Ruger on replay

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Romance / Re: I Just Discovered My Girl Is Cheating On Me by LawyerLomo(m): 1:40pm On Sep 09, 2022
Miravik900:


Fvck off my thread SIMPle man

Brah, you're the SIMPle man here.


She's (y)our girlfriend

She's for the highest bidders and for the street
Romance / Re: Ladies are now learning how to ride d!ck(pics) by LawyerLomo(m): 8:09pm On Sep 04, 2022
Iamdbull:


It's BATTLEREADY

It's dropping on Tuesday by his grace!!!

We're anticipating.
Romance / Re: Ladies are now learning how to ride d!ck(pics) by LawyerLomo(m): 7:12pm On Sep 04, 2022
Phielmannn:
Omo this Dbull song make brain ooo

What's the title?
Literature / Re: Robinson Crusoe: Who Else Remembers This Novel? Indomie Generation Stay Off. by LawyerLomo(m): 5:47pm On Sep 03, 2022
squash47:
Robinson Crusoe

The man who spent 28 years of his life in an isolated island, survived and lived a quiet life with animal's and cannibals. ..
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robinson_Crusoe


Please move to front page let's know the senior men/ladies on this group.


Left a sugar cane fame behind,though everyone thought he was dead.


He returned and became rich...

I almost forget, he discovered a treasure in the island too.

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Politics / Re: Court Discharged & Acquitted Jonah Jang Of N6.3 Billion Corruption charges (pix) by LawyerLomo(m): 7:19pm On Sep 02, 2022
WiszyFraud:
Did you know??



“Toilet infection” is a myth.
NO such medical diagnosis.
What you probably have is urinary tract infection (UTI) or sexually transmitted infection (STI) which is treated depending on the cause.

Your risks of getting infected only by using a toilet is almost zero. Get it right!!


lipsrsealed


Please, educate me a lil.


What causes extremely dry vagina?
And low libido in women?
Politics / Re: Opinion: The Way Everybody Carry Obi For Mouth Ehn by LawyerLomo(m): 6:46pm On Sep 01, 2022
Lakside1955:
Even me as an imam in our central mosque, I will publicly campaign for him on the alter, it’s my papa mosque, nobody fit sack me grin



Ya hustas


I no fit shout!
Religion / Re: Female Member Of A White Garment Church Seen Smoking Weed In Edo (Pix, Video) by LawyerLomo(m): 5:35pm On Aug 30, 2022
endsarrrs:
Damnn Niggar

Isoright



Boogyman

WTF MAN!


And you didn't light up your weed this time brah.

WTF man!

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Education / Re: Curvy Female Teacher Called Out By Parents Says She Is Not Resigning by LawyerLomo(m): 11:17pm On Aug 27, 2022
Judybash93:

@toyboxdollz


Twitter or Instagram?
Romance / Re: My Horrible Experience Having S*X For The Very First Time by LawyerLomo(m): 6:47pm On Aug 27, 2022
OP

Watin dey wrong u?
Education / Re: Curvy Female Teacher Called Out By Parents Says She Is Not Resigning by LawyerLomo(m): 5:10pm On Aug 27, 2022
She should at least dress moderately.


Why revealing her navel?

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Education / Re: Curvy Female Teacher Called Out By Parents Says She Is Not Resigning by LawyerLomo(m): 5:08pm On Aug 27, 2022
Judybash93:


You need to follow her on Instagram to actually see why the parents are against her


What's her handle?
Romance / Re: She Says We're Just Friends But She Gets Jealous Over Me (Photos) by LawyerLomo(m): 7:09pm On Aug 26, 2022
ojotobiloba1:

It's every where bro. Infact, it is what it is



Honestly, my Innocent mind is beginning to fear commitment to any lady.

It occurrences happen frequently than I can even imagine.


I'm beginning to nurse the belief that the numbers of decent girls is geometrically slim.
Romance / Re: She Says We're Just Friends But She Gets Jealous Over Me (Photos) by LawyerLomo(m): 2:01pm On Aug 26, 2022
ojotobiloba1:

People will see a pussy giver lady and they will be calling her my love. Some guys couldn't differentiate between Love, lust, Infatuation or fwends with Benefit. This life is now rotten, sex is now so cheap like pure water that one can get it without any stress at all. That's why keeping a relationship/Home is becoming so difficult now.



Honestly, I met a girl and under 2days we are already copulating.

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Religion / Re: US Honours Deborah Samuel Killed In Sokoto by LawyerLomo(m): 10:15pm On Aug 24, 2022
ekukeku:
Deborah's death has been d source of my hatred to Atiku (tweet saga)

Even her death shock USA but NIGERIA cannot remember d souls that has lost through dis kind of brutalized violence death

RIP DEBORAH




It baffled me why the US said "the authority came to her rescue, which was to no avail".

I doubt that.



Nigerians authority has no iota of regard for human life.

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Crime / Re: Cameroonian Woman Kills Her Sister-In-Law, Chops Body For Money Ritual (Graphic) by LawyerLomo(m): 6:05pm On Aug 23, 2022
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Where is the woman's photo?

I mean the woman that was slaughtered.
Politics / Re: Tinubu To Obasanjo: You Are An Election Rigger Without Peer (2019) by LawyerLomo(m): 9:53am On Aug 18, 2022
Jagabanofafrica:



Tinubu is ur next President
Yoruba Lokan

You will soon crawl into your (s)hell like a tortoise.
when the Obi-dient and Yusuf-ul
Emerged as winners and resume office.


I'm certain, your moniker will be oblivion!
Romance / Re: My Friend Married A Narcissist And I Am Now Her Emotional Wastebin by LawyerLomo(m): 5:52pm On Aug 15, 2022
SteveDGreat:


I swear, why she was talking, I remember all of you in Nairaland. This Man character is typical of most Nairaland guys here.
Walahi, nah God go help Una. This Una mindset about women won't help you guys.

Continue.




If she keeps a positive and welcoming energy, we will sail fine in the ship of friend-ship/ marriage.

Sequel to your comment.


Yea, we're gonna break their heart, they will run pass to you to fix and and will still come back for more.


We are the kings.

Pipe and swipe;

Pure your seed and need for speed;

Pond the pu$$i and flee the city;

Hit and send back to the street;

Make the #sex and Alphalt 6
Crime / Re: I Have Lured, Drugged, Robbed Over 30 Women – Alleged Serial Thief (Photo) by LawyerLomo(m): 10:06pm On Aug 06, 2022
Hope this ain't an innocent guy's face here?


No go post passing way no know anything come tarnish his fragile and invaluable image because say you want blog.

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Education / Re: Easy Ways To Identify Intelligent People by LawyerLomo(m): 6:52pm On Jul 24, 2022
Fairview1:
Intelligent people are naturally curious people. They ask you questions upon questions.

When you answer, they ask you more. When you start using big words, they ask for clarification. When they can’t understand anything you’re saying, they ask for you to explain it to them as if they were a five-year-old.

When you say something intriguing, they write it down in their notebook or phone.
These people are not naturally more intelligent. They’re better learners which makes them more intelligent.

Why do they learn better? They’re genuinely curious and ask questions from a humble standpoint. I’ve met billionaires who’ve said, “explain it to me as if I were a five-year-old.”

This simple phrase has changed my life when it comes to learning. As soon as you stop asking questions, you stop learning. As soon as you stop writing down ideas, you forget them.

The hardest part of becoming intelligent is not bullshitting yourself about what you know; it’s being humble enough to ask questions. If you can do this, then people will see you as intelligent, too.

Let's hear from you, how do you personally identify intelligent people when you see them?

This post is copied!

Are you taking the credit already?

I read this post from Quora.
Religion / Re: What Do You Want From God Today? by LawyerLomo(m): 1:24pm On Jul 17, 2022
These are my supplications

1) Retrieve my land that was subjugated from me as a result of my dad's nonchalant attitude and mistake of trust;


2) Elevate my family from penury to prosperity;

3) Wisdom of human relation;

4) Restoration of my organization's fame.

5) Restore order and peace instead of the ballyhoo and chaos that so permeated and eaten into the fibers of my family relationship



I'm certain that my Prayers are at the very corridors of heaven.

Amen!!!

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Career / Re: What Skills Can A Sickle Cell Patient Acquire That Can Fetch Him Good Money by LawyerLomo(m): 6:48pm On Jul 06, 2022
Ktosin753:

Be careful of that guy. A lot of people on naira land has worked for him. He doesn't pay his writers. Check his profile, you will see a lot of people complaining. Don't be part of the statistics.


Thanks for saving me from his claws.

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Career / Re: What Skills Can A Sickle Cell Patient Acquire That Can Fetch Him Good Money by LawyerLomo(m): 2:18pm On Jul 06, 2022
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