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Yep. we are the Big Brovas reppin ijebuland. Omo Ijebu remi waaa..

But sincerely fabian, are men supposed to do all d spending. U no think say na too much work abi una want make we go steal?

Ish is s**t .......got it now?

Which ish?

Somebody help. What is f**k? I could not locate any word with 2 asterisks in my dictionary. Help!!!!! I want to understand the joke too.

It happens very often when what they've got aint true love. If its true love, sex wont undermine your feelings for each other. I do not support premarital sex anyway.

Advice to fellow Guyz - Try investing a whole lot in your girl so u wont be tempted to just dump her after the ish. Bible say na where your treasure dey, na there your heart go dey?

Ist fnuny hwo yuo cna sitll raed tihs.

@Fabian
Methinks he meant "guys need a feedback from the ladies so we'll know if we were able to maintain solid customer satisfaction whenver the bed transaction take place."

But really most ladies are guilty of that 'financial crime'. They just expect u to do all the spending. I dislike such. At least make effort. I am not Buying You. We r supposed to be partners. Haba!!!

Pboiz actually didnt decide to split. They "BROKE APART". Since the split was under controversial circumstance (money issue...baiyt from Kennis offered to 2face), i dont forsee them coming back in d nearest future. They aint too happy with themselves. Tuface apearin in Faze video was cosmetic.

Conversations? Methinks its metamorphosed to '[i]mal[/i]versations' or better still '[i]Dis[/i]versations'

I Remember last xmas.

@ IAH

I remember Latoya's days on NL

U dey trace them enter white house even go upstairs, nobody question your mission (abi d place na market)?
Where the hefty guy dey when u dey enter the room?
Fanning? How easy is it for the (alhaji and the girl) to 'frolick' in the presence of 6 guys?

U sure say no be the video i watch u dey narrate to us. Anyhow sha if na true story...i go ask you to carry ur size next time.

I'll thank my stars, yay!..a chance at stardom

wwyd?

I'm thinkin that was a nice complement(s) . Thanks Goodguy and Wes

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tpbm should know lizzy was only away 'technically'

Welldone fabulous fab

...is d forum for catholics only. Since the first isnt catholic..any1 can contribute.

Bride price should be fixed at 25kobo. Una go sweat.

Really I think the idea of bride price is uncalled for. It makes it look as if the bride is beign sold to the husband. It shouldnt be imposed on the man.

@adesodgi

Mary was just a vessel used by GOD to bring forth (WORD-incarnate). She isnt the mother of god and GOD is the beginning. GOd has no mother.

u missed the point ababoy....we r talkin bout wooin not the occasional reassurances in an already existing relationship.

Seun:
Not unless she can handle it if the man says "no" like you women love to!

...and she's got to be ready to marry him, pamper him, pay his groom-price and probably become the breadwinner of the house.

Afterall every proposal comes with a mouth-watering package to woo/entice.

The miracles are the credentials that made Jesus the son of GOD. You cant talk about jesus without talking bout miracles. Lets Stop the hipocrisy and face the truth.

A lady decided to go the cinema with her cat named Enough and she was putting on a minnie micro minnie skirt,at last they are at the cinema and her cat ran under the chairs to chase a mice ,she got up and bent down by doing that, her skirt flew up,and guys were behind her watching ,she was like that for minutes and she suddenly stood up ask the guys have u seen ENOUGH ? and they answered YEAH IT WAS SO BEAUTIFUL.
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The Judge said to the defendant. "I thought I told you I never wanted to see you in here again." "Your Honor," the criminal said, "that's what I tried to tell the police, but they wouldn't listen."
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Charlie marries a virgin. On their wedding night, he's on fire, so he gets naked, jumps into bed, and immediately begins groping her. "Charles, I expect you to be as mannerly in bed as you are at the dinner table." So, Charlie folds his hands on his lap and says, "Is this better?" "Much better!" she replies with a smile. "Okay, then," he says, "now will you please pass me the p@#$y."

First timer for this toilet (not bathroom) nor go fit piss gbadun.

Lizzy can't get pregnant. I tried my best.

The analogy for the ideal relationship should be bolt and nut ...not...hunter and prey my dear.

U can make him woo u. I dontn advice ladies to woo.

...the a$$ sure knows himself.

As for trojan. AUpdate ur antivirus softwares. Anti-virus detects worms. Also u can check the file extension b4 opning it. Most hackers use a binder software to attach the worm to the decoy-file. It would then have extension such as 'doc.exe' , 'jpeg.exe' , 'wav.exe' etc. Such file contains a trojan horse prog. just delete. But the best bet is to maintain the latest antivirus software (and disable downloads in cafe). Admin must be contacted b4 anyone should be allowed to download.

As regards the spamming, u cant do anything about that except ur mail server has got a spam guard to detect bulk-mailings. Yahoo has got spam guard.

Even if u hav sex for 24 hrs stretch..u'll still feel the cramps. The origin of the cramps isnt located in the vagina.

Nawa o Vexxy, which levels now?

See the idiot just sent me another PM now(i've never sent him one..and never will). Thanks for beign online Fabian

nddy: murder fucker, my life aint about your stupid ass NAIRALAND, YOU lil bama go get a life skinny bitch, assole like you.