But where is nairaland?

Twitter, Udemy, YT, Mode.

Messi will never reduce to playing football with camels, factory workers or part-time footballers.

Man is too goated for that kind of league. Messi is a typical "when you are big, you are big abeg".

SwayG:
If Messi departs PSG his career will eventually come to an end. Unless he goes to a very reputable club.

In as much as Messi is a great footballer, he doesn't have the audience and grace that follows the relevance of Ronaldo. This is mainly due to poor marketing and packaging.
Ronaldo has packaging, Messi Doesn't.
Messi's relevance at PSG was below average.
He would have gone into oblivion if not for the world Cup win.

Same thing you penaldo hallelujah fanboys said about him leaving Barca.
Take a break.

32 and hanging with 19 to the point of telling her everything. That's a very big problem.
Whatever that is between you two should be off and always carry yourself with dignity. If you don't respect yourself people won't.

Mummyimbecile:
this is wise advice. I have said it here countless times, digital skill is the way to go.

I wish young Nigerians know what bringing out a month or two to learn a digital skill will earn you on Fiveer or Upwork.

When I was in Nigeria, I learned one and it helped me alot. I learnt web design and development.

I freelance, use geepay to convert my dollar and push it to my naira account.

Working on upwork will make you live what I call a baby boy lifestyle.

Imagine earning 3000 dollars a month. It's not easy if you start, but with time, you will reap the fruits.

A friend of mine just got a job in the US, he will be coming to Connecticut next month. He is a data analyst.

I would love to be pointed in the direction your friend took as I am a data analyst also.
Please

RIP

No way this meal is 500

TUANKU:

Until its mathematically impossible...till then. They're still in the title race.

That's right

TUANKU:

Technically Arsenal still has the title & UCL qualification on the line, its Chelsea that has nothing on the line.

AFC already qualified for UCL, as for EPL they know it's out of grip. Especially after managing 3 pts out of potential 12pts.

Today is the day Chelsea picks form, moreover both teams have nothing on the line.

Achor1111:
One thing about Lampard as a coach in Chelsea is his ability to "turn a bad situation to a rotten one".😂😂😂
Having Lampard to the need of this season, Chelsea need to apologize to T.Tuchel, and G. Potter.🙏
Chelsea for relegation 😜

Thomas Tuchel? Yes.
Graham Potter? He needs to be arrested.

Man u will bottle this game, with the anger spurs cumulated from Newcastle game, they will unleash it on united.

I see man u not winning this game.

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Torpedo23:

Arsenal 3:2

All ye haters go cry again tonight.

You were saying ...

Today's the day arsenal bottles the premier league finally.
I see arsenal not winning this game.

3phase:
Is Michael Oliver no longer an EPL referee

EPL refs sometimes go there to officiate on part-time basis.

Ayojideonline:


Palmpay is not a loan app, They operate as a digital bank, just like Opay. Yes they give out loans, but are in partnership with a physical microfinance bank in Nasarawa state. Very much close to Abuja. It's the microfinance that gives out loans. Enjoy

God abeg ooo🤲, let's not start the week with confusion.

Palmpay customers will like this. 😂🤣

This might sound unrealistic but Arsenal will live up to their default name today(assnal).
Liverpool will beat Arsenal and the league is going to Etihad.

Hambivert:
If Messi moves to Al-Hilal, it would be their biggest financial undoing. Sparogatively, I would like him to go, I'll like to see stubborn people learn the hard way.
The only safe side for them would be that these Arabs aren't for the investment to better their club, what they are after is the feel good effect of signing a star player. But this time, the feel-good effect would end as soon as it starts for them or anyone that still opts for Messi.

The truth is, if Ronaldo was in this same PSG with this same squad, the fans would never boo him because they would be so engrossed in shouting Suiiiii instead of boo all the time.

God bless Di Maria, the true but unsung hero of Argentina.

Same Ronaldo Madrid and Man u rejected or are you referring to Ronaldo of Brazil?

Simiola:

Waooo, thanks for this your great submission.
But please I'm a novice, thou studied statics and have little knowledge on Excel 🫣, now I'm planning to go into data analysis.
Can you pls give me advice on what to start with 🙏

Upgrade your Excel knowledge at least to intermediate level then PowerBI/Tableau and SQL.
This will get you a good data analyst job, while on the job you can add Python to your skillset as it will serve as an added advantage to recruiters and for the senior data analyst position.

Do not be part of those who believes or say "once you sabi Excel and PowerBI you're a data analyst" 😂😂😂🤣
Data Analysis has gone past that insinuation, Hiring Managers are out looking for the best available candidate and the more your tools the more your chances of been noticed in a very competitive market as DA.
A saying goes SQL is the meat and potatoes of data analysis, in my years of analysis I have come to understand that Excel and PowerBI will only take you this far but SQL and Python/R will make you stand out.
King grinding and winning!!!
✌️✌️✌️

It was obvious

He should be arrested ASAP

This is a litmus test for our judiciary. After this FCT might as well become the golden wife.

wumi2017:
Coca-cola addiction

A nurse?

Corridon:
A Yoruba man would have collected the bribe and step down.

Seun here is a better place to start working your words of apology. Rid this platform of tribalistic fellows.

Walahi this news dey totori me, this is the type of Nigeria I want, where an almost nobody can become somebody.
Congratulations honourable and pls don't disappoint those who gave you the mandate.

May Allah be your light and guide.

LMFAO 🤣🤣🤣