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Celebrities / Re: Sammie Okposo Is Dead by Lazypoke(m): 1:44pm On Nov 25, 2022
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Travel / Re: Five Killed As Cement-laden Truck Rams Into Vehicle In Cross River (Graphic) by Lazypoke(m): 5:08pm On Aug 02, 2022
Obara jesus cry
Travel / 300 Level Student Of Uniben Dies In Ghastly Motor Accident (pictures) by Lazypoke(m): 7:29pm On Mar 25, 2022
Omo this is painful and heartbreaking, Ochuko is an easygoing and jovial fellow, a very fantastic footballer of engineering department.

May her gentle soul rest in peace. Amen

Politics / Re: Buhari: Bandits Shouldn’t Think They Can’t Be Crushed by Lazypoke(m): 8:03pm On Nov 16, 2021
Who dis slab head hooligan think say e dey deceive. Twats everywhere
Romance / Re: I'm In Love With A 26-Year-Old Lady And I'm 21 by Lazypoke(m): 3:56pm On Nov 15, 2021
Same problem am facing right now. There is this lady in my place of work, she is five years older than me whenever I see her always smile and give her that romantic look. She will always tell me to say wats on my mind instead of hiding it, the day I finally summoned courage to tell her she told me that she can't date me that she is in a serious relationship,I was heartbroken sha but now we are really good friends.




I cannot stop loving you OLAMIPO.

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Romance / Re: Pls Help!!! My Girlfriend Is Putting Pressure On Me by Lazypoke(m): 10:05am On Nov 01, 2021
Omo I never ready to marry o maybe next year
Paygram:
Baba you no wan marry ni? See fresh kpomo.
Romance / Re: Pls Help!!! My Girlfriend Is Putting Pressure On Me by Lazypoke(m): 10:04am On Nov 01, 2021
Lol
SmellySperm:
As in, what do you want us to do for u now?
We should borrow you diick to use? undecided
Romance / Re: Pls Help!!! My Girlfriend Is Putting Pressure On Me by Lazypoke(m): 10:04am On Nov 01, 2021
I pray it never happens because I love her so much
Lilsameey:
..When they help you open am Wella, you will now come here and create thread and start ranting, Your topic is just like asking people, how do you apply toothpaste on toothbrush.
Romance / Re: Pls Help!!! My Girlfriend Is Putting Pressure On Me by Lazypoke(m): 10:03am On Nov 01, 2021
Exactly my dear cos she is in her final year in school
TeeGentle:
why can't she wait till u get married
maybe she did not want to lose u for another girl and again maybe she want a baby.
Romance / Re: Pls Help!!! My Girlfriend Is Putting Pressure On Me by Lazypoke(m): 10:02am On Nov 01, 2021
Omo am still looking for money o not yet ready to get married
Ynix:

Marriage is not as difficult as we think, just go meet her parents and get their consent. Go to court and tie the knot and you can begin the game men and women do all their life.
Thank God I don't have any woman putting me under stress, perhaps I found myself in such situations I will just free her, sex is supposed to be in the boundaries of marriage
Romance / Pls Help!!! My Girlfriend Is Putting Pressure On Me by Lazypoke(m): 9:50am On Nov 01, 2021
We have been dating for five years, and in all these years I have not slept with her for once because she is a virgin. We are in a long distance relationship she is in delta state and am in Lagos, whenever she visits me or I visit her, she is always putting pressure on me to sleep with although I already told her to wait till we get married. Whenever I give in to pressure, I will discover that I body is too tight I can't even penetrate I will just get fed and leave the house. She will start crying that am not patient enough that I should keep on trying. She is 24 years old. She will be visiting me again in Lagos this December and she already told me that it's now or never I must find a way to penetrate her. Am really confused I don't know what to do.
Crime / My Childhood Friend Was Poisoned To Death Yesterday At Abraka, Delta (graphics) by Lazypoke(m): 1:18pm On Oct 30, 2021
It is with sorrow in my heart I type this, I received a terrible call this morning that my friend onajite was poisoned to death yesterday in abraka, delta state by some of his friends that accompanied him to the beach yesterday. Although am still yet to get the full gist but this is heartbreaking cry

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Crime / Re: God I Need Deliverance From Bet9ja And The Spirit Of Fornication by Lazypoke(m): 9:56pm On Aug 30, 2021
Pls send me ur WhatsApp number
mikezuruki:


Inbox me. You are not a failure
Crime / Re: God I Need Deliverance From Bet9ja And The Spirit Of Fornication by Lazypoke(m): 9:47pm On Aug 30, 2021
Thanks and God bless u
Promzy99:
While askin God for a new heart, get financial discipline. Keep part of ur salary far 4rm u. U cn give a trustd person 2 be makin savings 4 u. Then, occupy urself wit sumtin meaninful so u won't have time 4 bet9ja.
Crime / Re: God I Need Deliverance From Bet9ja And The Spirit Of Fornication by Lazypoke(m): 9:22pm On Aug 30, 2021
I have already given my life to Christ and baptized since 2018
Righteousness2:
grin
When we Admonishment young folks on these things they think we are babbling.

The Spirits behind these evils are messing up Destinies
It's Good to see that you know you need Deliverance.

All you need do is to Genuinely come into a relationship with JESUS Christ.

Chat me on WhatsApp! I will be Glad to lead you to Christ
Crime / God I Need Deliverance From Bet9ja And The Spirit Of Fornication by Lazypoke(m): 8:57pm On Aug 30, 2021
Early 2013 my friend in secondary school taught me how to masturbate, since then I have not been free from, I do it almost every day. I have a girlfriend and we have been dating for the past five years and I haven't slept with her once because she is a virgin, I have rejected all her pleas for me to break her virginity, she does not complain because I told her I will only sleep with her wen we get married and she agreed, but I keep visiting the brothel I will spend almost my whole salary sleeping with prostitutes cry and thereafter I will transfer the rest money into my bet9ja account in a bid to recover the money I spent on those prostitutes, but I will end up loosing everything. As I type this now am totally broke despite the fact that I was paid last week, I just took my last 3k to the brothel and now am left with nothing. I feel like a total failure and a disappointment to my family and my maker in heaven. Please nairalanders I need ur advice on how to break free from these deadly addictions cry cry cry
Crime / Re: Man Found Alive In Bayelsa Forest With Hands, Legs Tied (Disturbing Photos) by Lazypoke(m): 10:16pm On May 24, 2021
Oluwa wetin dey eventuate na cry
Crime / Re: Man Blames Beautiful Girlfriend For Plantain Theft by Lazypoke(m): 10:14pm On May 24, 2021
Big fool wen nor dey baff


Spits!!!
Celebrities / Re: I'm Dating Top 10 Richest Men In Nigeria — Bobrisky Brags by Lazypoke(m): 6:29pm On May 05, 2021
Nonsense and ingredients
Crime / Re: Just Before You Start Blaming On Yahoo Boys by Lazypoke(m): 9:21am On Jul 13, 2020
See dis yahoo dey come here come talk nonsense
Crime na crime no matter how u wan paint am
Crime / Re: Lady Killed, Stacked In A Bag & Dumped On Road In Umuahia (Graphic Photos) by Lazypoke(m): 10:25pm On Mar 06, 2020
This life nor balance at all cry
Romance / Re: Men It Is Your Duty To Give Your Wife Or Girlfriend Sex 12-15 Times A Week’ by Lazypoke(m): 12:52pm On Feb 14, 2020
Offpoint:
You're naturally supposed to have sex twice in a year.
who be dis one again na undecided
Romance / Re: Thread For All The Singles (Let's gather here) by Lazypoke(m): 12:42pm On Feb 14, 2020
Lol
Offpoint:

Welcome to the clubgrin
take one bottle and wait for others
Romance / Re: Should I Marry Her Or Quit? by Lazypoke(m): 12:40pm On Feb 14, 2020
Oracle55:
bro pls tell me what to do I am confused
just break up with her first and see her reaction, if she is after ur money u will surely know by her reaction.
Romance / Re: Should I Marry Her Or Quit? by Lazypoke(m): 12:38pm On Feb 14, 2020
Its explicit na bro u are deceiving yasef
Oracle55:
bro what do u mean
Celebrities / Re: Why Actress Genny Uzoma Is Now Seen As The Sexiest Actress In Nollywood by Lazypoke(m): 11:20am On Feb 14, 2020
Mtcheeeeeeeeew undecided
Crime / Re: Five Gunmen Robbed A Man In Onitsha, One Killed, One Arrested (graphic Photos) by Lazypoke(m): 11:04am On Feb 14, 2020
What kinda fuckery is dis
Crime / Re: Five Gunmen Robbed A Man In Onitsha, One Killed, One Arrested (graphic Photos) by Lazypoke(m): 11:03am On Feb 14, 2020
I dey tell u
chatinent:
Man is evil!
Crime / Re: Fatimo, Olalekan Bashorun's Wife Raped By 4 Armed Robbers, Marriage Crashes by Lazypoke(m): 11:00am On Feb 14, 2020
Obodo stop talking nonesense
Crime / Re: Fatimo, Olalekan Bashorun's Wife Raped By 4 Armed Robbers, Marriage Crashes by Lazypoke(m): 10:59am On Feb 14, 2020
Olorun maje o

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Crime / Re: Israel Okwu & Sally Nnenne Kanu Corpses Leave Mortuary For Burial (Video) by Lazypoke(m): 10:56am On Feb 14, 2020
Rip

I didn't see Nnamdi kanu in the burial ceremony angry grin grin[/quote]

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