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Celebrities / Re: Sammie Okposo Is Dead by Lazypoke(m): 1:44pm On Nov 25, 2022 |
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Travel / Re: Five Killed As Cement-laden Truck Rams Into Vehicle In Cross River (Graphic) by Lazypoke(m): 5:08pm On Aug 02, 2022 |
Obara jesus |
Travel / 300 Level Student Of Uniben Dies In Ghastly Motor Accident (pictures) by Lazypoke(m): 7:29pm On Mar 25, 2022 |
Omo this is painful and heartbreaking, Ochuko is an easygoing and jovial fellow, a very fantastic footballer of engineering department. May her gentle soul rest in peace. Amen
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Politics / Re: Buhari: Bandits Shouldn’t Think They Can’t Be Crushed by Lazypoke(m): 8:03pm On Nov 16, 2021 |
Who dis slab head hooligan think say e dey deceive. Twats everywhere |
Romance / Re: I'm In Love With A 26-Year-Old Lady And I'm 21 by Lazypoke(m): 3:56pm On Nov 15, 2021 |
Same problem am facing right now. There is this lady in my place of work, she is five years older than me whenever I see her always smile and give her that romantic look. She will always tell me to say wats on my mind instead of hiding it, the day I finally summoned courage to tell her she told me that she can't date me that she is in a serious relationship,I was heartbroken sha but now we are really good friends. I cannot stop loving you OLAMIPO. 4 Likes 1 Share |
Romance / Re: Pls Help!!! My Girlfriend Is Putting Pressure On Me by Lazypoke(m): 10:05am On Nov 01, 2021 |
Omo I never ready to marry o maybe next year Paygram: |
Romance / Re: Pls Help!!! My Girlfriend Is Putting Pressure On Me by Lazypoke(m): 10:04am On Nov 01, 2021 |
Lol SmellySperm: |
Romance / Re: Pls Help!!! My Girlfriend Is Putting Pressure On Me by Lazypoke(m): 10:04am On Nov 01, 2021 |
I pray it never happens because I love her so much Lilsameey: |
Romance / Re: Pls Help!!! My Girlfriend Is Putting Pressure On Me by Lazypoke(m): 10:03am On Nov 01, 2021 |
Exactly my dear cos she is in her final year in school TeeGentle: |
Romance / Re: Pls Help!!! My Girlfriend Is Putting Pressure On Me by Lazypoke(m): 10:02am On Nov 01, 2021 |
Omo am still looking for money o not yet ready to get married Ynix: |
Romance / Pls Help!!! My Girlfriend Is Putting Pressure On Me by Lazypoke(m): 9:50am On Nov 01, 2021 |
We have been dating for five years, and in all these years I have not slept with her for once because she is a virgin. We are in a long distance relationship she is in delta state and am in Lagos, whenever she visits me or I visit her, she is always putting pressure on me to sleep with although I already told her to wait till we get married. Whenever I give in to pressure, I will discover that I body is too tight I can't even penetrate I will just get fed and leave the house. She will start crying that am not patient enough that I should keep on trying. She is 24 years old. She will be visiting me again in Lagos this December and she already told me that it's now or never I must find a way to penetrate her. Am really confused I don't know what to do. |
Crime / My Childhood Friend Was Poisoned To Death Yesterday At Abraka, Delta (graphics) by Lazypoke(m): 1:18pm On Oct 30, 2021 |
It is with sorrow in my heart I type this, I received a terrible call this morning that my friend onajite was poisoned to death yesterday in abraka, delta state by some of his friends that accompanied him to the beach yesterday. Although am still yet to get the full gist but this is heartbreaking 1 Like 1 Share |
Crime / Re: God I Need Deliverance From Bet9ja And The Spirit Of Fornication by Lazypoke(m): 9:56pm On Aug 30, 2021 |
Pls send me ur WhatsApp number mikezuruki: |
Crime / Re: God I Need Deliverance From Bet9ja And The Spirit Of Fornication by Lazypoke(m): 9:47pm On Aug 30, 2021 |
Thanks and God bless u Promzy99: |
Crime / Re: God I Need Deliverance From Bet9ja And The Spirit Of Fornication by Lazypoke(m): 9:22pm On Aug 30, 2021 |
I have already given my life to Christ and baptized since 2018 Righteousness2: |
Crime / God I Need Deliverance From Bet9ja And The Spirit Of Fornication by Lazypoke(m): 8:57pm On Aug 30, 2021 |
Early 2013 my friend in secondary school taught me how to masturbate, since then I have not been free from, I do it almost every day. I have a girlfriend and we have been dating for the past five years and I haven't slept with her once because she is a virgin, I have rejected all her pleas for me to break her virginity, she does not complain because I told her I will only sleep with her wen we get married and she agreed, but I keep visiting the brothel I will spend almost my whole salary sleeping with prostitutes and thereafter I will transfer the rest money into my bet9ja account in a bid to recover the money I spent on those prostitutes, but I will end up loosing everything. As I type this now am totally broke despite the fact that I was paid last week, I just took my last 3k to the brothel and now am left with nothing. I feel like a total failure and a disappointment to my family and my maker in heaven. Please nairalanders I need ur advice on how to break free from these deadly addictions |
Crime / Re: Man Found Alive In Bayelsa Forest With Hands, Legs Tied (Disturbing Photos) by Lazypoke(m): 10:16pm On May 24, 2021 |
Oluwa wetin dey eventuate na |
Crime / Re: Man Blames Beautiful Girlfriend For Plantain Theft by Lazypoke(m): 10:14pm On May 24, 2021 |
Big fool wen nor dey baff Spits!!! |
Celebrities / Re: I'm Dating Top 10 Richest Men In Nigeria — Bobrisky Brags by Lazypoke(m): 6:29pm On May 05, 2021 |
Nonsense and ingredients |
Crime / Re: Just Before You Start Blaming On Yahoo Boys by Lazypoke(m): 9:21am On Jul 13, 2020 |
See dis yahoo dey come here come talk nonsense Crime na crime no matter how u wan paint am |
Crime / Re: Lady Killed, Stacked In A Bag & Dumped On Road In Umuahia (Graphic Photos) by Lazypoke(m): 10:25pm On Mar 06, 2020 |
This life nor balance at all |
Romance / Re: Men It Is Your Duty To Give Your Wife Or Girlfriend Sex 12-15 Times A Week’ by Lazypoke(m): 12:52pm On Feb 14, 2020 |
Offpoint:who be dis one again na |
Romance / Re: Thread For All The Singles (Let's gather here) by Lazypoke(m): 12:42pm On Feb 14, 2020 |
Lol Offpoint: |
Romance / Re: Should I Marry Her Or Quit? by Lazypoke(m): 12:40pm On Feb 14, 2020 |
Oracle55:just break up with her first and see her reaction, if she is after ur money u will surely know by her reaction. |
Romance / Re: Should I Marry Her Or Quit? by Lazypoke(m): 12:38pm On Feb 14, 2020 |
Its explicit na bro u are deceiving yasef Oracle55: |
Celebrities / Re: Why Actress Genny Uzoma Is Now Seen As The Sexiest Actress In Nollywood by Lazypoke(m): 11:20am On Feb 14, 2020 |
Mtcheeeeeeeeew |
Crime / Re: Five Gunmen Robbed A Man In Onitsha, One Killed, One Arrested (graphic Photos) by Lazypoke(m): 11:04am On Feb 14, 2020 |
What kinda fuckery is dis |
Crime / Re: Five Gunmen Robbed A Man In Onitsha, One Killed, One Arrested (graphic Photos) by Lazypoke(m): 11:03am On Feb 14, 2020 |
I dey tell u chatinent: |
Crime / Re: Fatimo, Olalekan Bashorun's Wife Raped By 4 Armed Robbers, Marriage Crashes by Lazypoke(m): 11:00am On Feb 14, 2020 |
Obodo stop talking nonesense |
Crime / Re: Fatimo, Olalekan Bashorun's Wife Raped By 4 Armed Robbers, Marriage Crashes by Lazypoke(m): 10:59am On Feb 14, 2020 |
Olorun maje o 1 Like |
Crime / Re: Israel Okwu & Sally Nnenne Kanu Corpses Leave Mortuary For Burial (Video) by Lazypoke(m): 10:56am On Feb 14, 2020 |
Rip I didn't see Nnamdi kanu in the burial ceremony [/quote] 1 Like 1 Share |
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