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BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by LCWind(m): 11:50pm On Apr 19, 2019
Sakamanjeh99:
House...
Pls Hw mch can I fix diz
Yeye rider wey make m mistakenly lock key inside go open bootfor her stil come say make I cancel d trip !!!
Kaii....
I tell am say na she gangan b winch !!!
2500 - 3k
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by LCWind(m): 12:58pm On Jan 28, 2019
iyaegin:
I can tell you for free that you are in the running for dumpest (dumbest) liar.
You're always wrong when you generalise a particular issue like saying every man has f**k*d a prostitute at one point or the other in his lifetime. You can take that to the bank.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by LCWind(m):
Fahrenz:
There is no immature young individual here. Everyone has a unique trait and I bet you, most of your own comments are deemed immature. So are mine and everyone's else. It's what makes it interesting. Its what makes everyone want to come back to view the thread. What I think I saw mature may seem immature to others and vice versa.

I personally use this thread to enjoy myself while waiting for request. Everything posted on this thread happens.They are all experiences we face. Things typed on this thread by some are the same things that will run through the mind of every male who has a hot female in his car. Our reactions are just different but telling me you do not get moved by the half nude ladies you carry daily, you are a liar.

Bottom line is everyone posting here know why they do so even if it doesn't make sense to the next person. Freestyle to all. No time for pretenders
The bolded has just been nominated for the dumbest comment award 2019. Winners will be announced on 31/12/2019.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by LCWind(m): 3:03pm On Jan 26, 2019
BillGoldberg:
Nope. You Fixed nothing. Atimes, you guys think that you are smart but you just plain stupidd. I know what I said.

From the money I made selling the Kidney in Nigeria, I will embark on a journey to Malaysia.

Hope you have seen now that your father is childless?
Shots fired lipsrsealed shocked
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by LCWind(m): 1:00pm On Jan 26, 2019
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BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by LCWind(m): 12:59pm On Jan 26, 2019
dru23:
Na every time people should post their earnings.. People that post their earnings is to encourage others.. Now what people do afterwards is up to them.. It is like me posting my female driver's earning all the time.. Once I post it once ,I don't need to post it again.. Have already made my point by posting it the, first time
Encourage fire. Anyway, no hard feelings against anyone. If una like make una post plus una scrotum join and be deceiving unasef that you're encouraging the ones with small pistle e no concern me.

BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by LCWind(m): 12:29pm On Jan 26, 2019
shollywendy1:
Let's all get one thing clearly, the % of investors on this thread are not even up to the 10% of the investors nationwide on uber/ taxify. As a result, posting of earnings on this thread has got no effect on the market situation in January.
Let's avoid using these words " stupid, foolish" they are too harsh. Peace be unto u
Because na today them start to dey post earnings abi.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by LCWind(m): 12:24pm On Jan 26, 2019
shollywendy1:
Let's all get one thing clearly, the % of investors on this thread are not even up to the 10% of the investors nationwide on uber/ taxify. As a result, posting of earnings on this thread has got no effect on the market situation in January.
Let's avoid using these words " stupid, foolish" they are too harsh. Peace be unto u
They post earnings everywhere not just on this thread.

Make una continue to dey post earnings o, if u no post earnings, weytin u gain ?
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by LCWind(m): 11:59am On Jan 26, 2019
GAZZUZZ:
no body displaying earnings this month? angry
Are they not really stupid ? they post high daily/weekly earnings thereby attracting more investors and now the earnings are very low as a result of their foolish actions they do nothing.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by LCWind(m): 6:58pm On Jan 24, 2019
Alvin007:
It’s all for laughs jare grin

BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by LCWind(m): 6:53pm On Jan 24, 2019
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by LCWind(m): 12:31pm On Jan 24, 2019
Alvin007:
Are you sure this is real?
You don see food money. grin
Sheybi, you go finish 7k for food in a day ni. Food Don block your head be that brother. No wonder you no know when you and person dey talk the same thing.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by LCWind(m): 6:22pm On Jan 23, 2019
BillGoldberg:
Lol... U have even made it worst. There is no word like Devine. Oga Gazzuzz, are you suffering from Dyslexia, Agraphia and Dyscalculia?
Respond to my mail na abi gazzuzz syndrome dey do you ? grin grin
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by LCWind(m): 9:46pm On Jan 12, 2019
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by LCWind(m): 9:19pm On Jan 12, 2019
dru23:
Can't let you kill my vibes .. 2019 is still early for me to be firing shots.... Like Tupac said " I ain't a killer ,please don't push me "

BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by LCWind(m): 9:05pm On Jan 12, 2019
brogxy:
Hope gazzuzz has taken this case up for defamation. He actually opened a new account yesterday just to do this.
Guess this should be one of the car dealers that you exposed but bittered by your actions. And I don't know why people are out to destroy someone that is doing good.
https://www.nairaland.com/4956645/how-gazzuzz-nearly-scammed-ripped#74701690
I use one eye dey look gazzuzz as I suspect he could be behind this and his goal will be to gain more popularity.

Coz no matter how I look at it, the bases for the allegation and even creating a thread for this is at best stupid unless accuser is suffering from "fahrenz mentality" lipsrsealed
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by LCWind(m): 8:47pm On Jan 12, 2019
AjStylles:
How Gazzuzz Nearly Ripped Me Off 50k!

Ordinarily, I wouldn't put this here because I know the normal Nigerian syndrome of always attacking people when you criticize those they hero worship. But anyways, who cares.

The major reason I decided to put this out here is that I believe that as this Gazzuzz is a known mechanic on this Nairaland, a lot of people might have have fallen for his antics thinking that he is a pro and all that. Many people take whatever he says as the final and thats why he feeds and preys on the gullible.

Recently I contacted gazzuzz that my corolla was vandalized and I needed repairs to be done on it. He asked me what was taken in it. I told him that I lost my brainbox and all four power window controllers. I now told him I needed them replaced and requested the price for everything. Gazzuzz told me that he changes brainbox with 50,000 and Power windows for 30,000. Total of 80,000! As usual with his antics, he was making subtle statements to make me feel that what he does is different from what others does and he is this perfect mechanic. If you observe, most of his threads is always about Kazeem this and that. I became weak in the spirit. Because I thought that I really lost a lot to this armed robbers. I felt that as he is an "Authority" in this line, what he says is the truth.

3 days ago, I decided to use my hand and make some research. Guess what? I went to First Gate at Agidinbi based on a friends recommendation. Come and see Sea of Mechanics looking for work! With only 30,000, I was able to replace all the power windows and the brainbox! With extra 5k, I changed the back glass that was broken! Aint God a miracle worker?

This implies that Gazzuzz was actually willing to rip me off by a whole 50k!

Like I said earlier, am putting this out here for others to learn from my experience. Most of these Lagos mechnics are armed robbers and thieves! Please Nairalanders, always use your hand and do some research. Do not allow petty mechanics to rip you off. That they know a thing or two about the computronics of cars does not make them to be better than those without formal education. Ask questions always and look for other alternatives.

Most of these so called mechanics we look down as road sides or Kazeems are actually better than the so called experts. The so called experts will use packaging and rip you off your hard earned cash. If not that I was willing to step out and ask questions, I would have been boxed into a corner by this huge ripoff called Gazzuzz.

N.B
To those who hero worship him always, have you ever wondered if he really gives a fvck about you or just sees you another cash cow that vomits money for him? Have you taken your time to research on what he sells to you and there validity? Or just because he can speak English and knows one or two about car computronics, every other person is a Kazeem like he paints them? If were to go by his logic, how come a so called Kazeem saved me from his daylight robbery?
Those parts were absolutely stolen. However, 80k was on the high side.

A complete set of window controller is within 15-18k and brain box 30k-35k.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by LCWind(m): 7:17pm On Jan 12, 2019
chucsmoore:
Coming from where I went to install vehicle tracker for a client at AKILO, I say make i pass billings way. Omo no be small thing guys all parked looking for request while some are busy gisting. NA WA O. It's well.
Lazy Nigerian youths grin grin
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by LCWind(m): 6:31pm On Jan 12, 2019
Epphy:
Naa, he doesn't. He answered an old question today grin
Rent s
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by LCWind(m): 4:44pm On Jan 12, 2019
Fahrenz:
Bro. You aren't even up to one tenth a pain in the ass like the riders I make money through with these mumbo jumbo you keep typing. Your write ups can't make me money. I can't even spare a thought to reply your nonsense. All I'm worried about right now is how to stay online for the next 3 hrs, complete the remaining 3 trips and collect my 10,400 from taxify.
Please chase your bonus, I know you have rents to pay.

BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by LCWind(m): 4:15pm On Jan 12, 2019
franksam2009:
you just said it all boss,. Sometimes I wonder if all these guys thinks with their brain lol
I recall an experience in the past where I picked up some lowlife bitch, there were actually four of them from gbagada to ketu.

En-route, one lit a cigarette without asking,
I had to correct that abnormality with a stern voice and look and the punishment was no AC anymore as I need to rid the car off the smell of cigarettes for the next rider.

At drop off, trip was 2500 as a result of surge of 1.4 or so. Bitches were giving me 1500 insisting that's what they saw before requesting the trip.

To cut the whole story short, they paid me my complete money after much argument and clarification and almost exchanging blows.

I made it clear to them that they shouldn't use uber next time if they don't have the money, it's not meant for everybody.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by LCWind(m): 3:53pm On Jan 12, 2019
I earn pretty good money in this business but I can't pretend that all is well just bcoz I want to mind my business
which is the very mentality that has kept Nigeria where it is today. The FAHRENZ mentality.
" the I don't give a Bleep to the ills in the system provided I'm still navigating my way to comfort"

forgetting that if we all come together and challenge the ills, everyone wins and everyone navigates to that same comfort with less stress.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by LCWind(m):
uwemjack:
Who are you?
Is it your earning?
You feel if no one posts earning there will be no new entrants, thereby increasing your earnings and trips?
You might as well instruct Taxify and Uber to stop sending mails and sms to their riders on what they can earn weekly.
No be person introduce you to ehailing based on what can earned?
You are very myopic and childish for this comment.
Don't always assume to know what someone feels or thinks as you could be 100% wrong.


One of the reasons why it looks as though the future of ehailing is bleak in Nigeria is coz of the earnings flying up and down in which some are salt and pepper,

every Tom, dick and Harry now thinks it's another MMM thereby ushering in unprofessionals, touts, fools, lunatics, idiots, scumbags as uber drivers

making it less secured for riders and damaging the image of professional drivers.

I must say also that reducing fare and the year of cars required to 03 and 2000 is a major factor, now even lowlifes want to use uber coz it's cheap and some will be forming boss.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by LCWind(m): 3:13pm On Jan 12, 2019
dru23:
If this is ugly , I wonder what your definition of pretty is
His definition of things are always upside down � perhaps he stands with his head in place of legs.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by LCWind(m): 3:12pm On Jan 12, 2019
Fahrenz:
lmao. grin

He asked me to post number of trips in response to his oluwole reasoning, and I did. I am now a closed mind. They always think everyone will fail like them grin

4uck you too a million times over with your beer parlour sense of reason.
I'm sure you're blind to the earnings you posted below the number of trips.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by LCWind(m): 3:08pm On Jan 12, 2019
Fahrenz:
never said its not smart. It's just ugly. How would you feel coming back to Nigeria and a 2003 civic accepts your pick up request?
[s]His definition of things are always upside down � perhaps he stands with his head in place In place of legs [/s]
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by LCWind(m): 3:05pm On Jan 12, 2019
deedee44:
Nobody is posting earnings to encourage you, it's all for show off. We (9jarians) flaunt anything anywhere wink
Nothing more nothing less
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by LCWind(m): 3:00pm On Jan 12, 2019
Fahrenz:
See who is against posting earnings. grin

Hypocrisy will kill you. What did you post here? Map of Ethiopia? Making money during surge season doesn't make you a seasoned driver.

Now that you are required to make money by proper positioning you are complaining about posting earnings. Come and stop it na
This is the true motivation for other drivers, not posting your daily, weekly and or monthly earnings. Please dig out more since that's only what you're good at. This dude is a scumbag and a bad loser lipsrsealed
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by LCWind(m): 12:37pm On Jan 12, 2019
Fahrenz:
im not done driving today and tomorrow is still there.

50 trips taxify 18 uber that's 68 so far

Facts only
I'm done arguing with a closed mind

BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by LCWind(m): 12:28pm On Jan 12, 2019
coalcoal1:
i really don't see any big deal about posting earnings here. It depends on how you look at it. To me, it's a form of encouragement, letting others know that they can strategize and put in more effort to make more money. [b]The sky is big enough for all birds to fly without obstructing another's right of way [/b]y
Yes but the quality/quantity of the oxygen will never remain constant.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by LCWind(m): 12:19pm On Jan 12, 2019
Fahrenz:
This is a thread about uber experiences. When you are in Rome, do like the romans. Look for bankers and engineers thread and do not post your earnings there.

The uber biz is shrouded with a lot of lies and negativity. Posting earnings is positive. Someone somewhere will come out soon to say no request. Which is a big lie.

Close your eyes when you see any post bearing the semblance of an earnings post cos really, that's the only way you won't see earnings being posted on this thread.
Then post number of trips you did in refute
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by LCWind(m): 10:41am On Jan 12, 2019
chucsmoore:
Lol. True talk, that's why drivers don yapa everywhere. And more are still joining the portal on daily basis
At the end of the day who is gaining and who is loosing ?

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