ThatVvnGurl:
Each time you see her you just want to make her your girlfriend?

Translation: Each tym you see her you just want to knack her akpako...

If that's all there is to it she doesn't need that friendship.

lol, we all just wanna Bleep dear...only some stay for more bleeps, while others move on to other bleeps

sorry. Please how do i make sugar mommies chase me?

Dont give me bread, teach me how to bake

wetin be yur own. amebo

lone survivor, 3 idiots and of recent....Deadpool

if i click make thunder fire yu

lol these commenters have no joy

e no easy. This Michael bout to be famous too. watch the space

Reading from my smartphone

Flashh:
I don't think that your friend has any good plan for his future at all.

lmao. i like this comment

i'm sure if she met Davido, she'll say the same lmao

NevetsIbot:
badluck for her.... luck for you. Most ladies be thinking every caller is a potential toaster. That how my uncle wanted to tell a lady she dropped her bb at CMS when she slapped him KPOA!!!!!! He just shut up... She was looking... He picked the bb from the ground, looked her in the eye and threw it far away. Lol. See as the girl com dey look

lol at this point, you allowed to do what BrideofDracula did. apologise and let her leave her fone behind, then calmly pick it like it's yurs...becos it's now yurs

NevetsIbot:
bruhahahahahaha. That was indeed luck. The driver woulda been like ''oya keep walking o...dnt say you got injured. Ah gat no dime to spend'' lol...buh seriously...you didnt get a scratch?

i tell yu bro...still remains a mistery to me till date

BrideOfDracula:


No, I didnt steal. I don't think you guys understand. Do you know the roadside phones with a booth? Yeah, that one! The wallet was all lonely sitting there And besides, I don't remember anyone searching for me when I lost MY money

This exactly what I'm talking about..

lol call it watever yu want hehe.

BrideOfDracula:
I remember getting heartbroken over losing some money I stuffed in my back pocket. I've been having a terrible week of disappointment & even started to believe that somehow a former friend must have put a hex on me Oh, how I hated her at that moment! But then it happened! The heavens finally smiled at me & I could see the wheel of fortune turning. I swear I saw dollar signs right in front of my eyes. My luck came wrapped in brown leather, sitting on top of a phone booth...it was a wallet. Inside there was R1 500 I hit the mall like a bird chasing a junebug!

lmao you stole oh. Nothing lucky bout this one

i've always been that lucky kid sha. Once got hit by a speeding car...flew like 50metres away form the point of impact(and i'm not even kidding y'all), landed in a gutter. Stood up, dusted my clothes and walked away, without even a headache. Onlookers all looked there like WTH!. If yu had seen the driver ehn...he couldnt explain it

if yu dont know by now, that IPOB and NDA a are just political tools created and being manipulated by the oppositions of the government, then i'm sorry. It's clear as daylight. The people i'm sorry for, are the true believers in their cause....becos after a couple hands have been greesed, it'll all die down leaving shards of shattered dreams and regrets amongst these believers. There's nothing called NDA. IT IS JUST A POLITICAL TOOL. Emancipate yourself, stop letting them do this to you

if you believe this, i'm sorry go back to yur various schools and demand for yur skool fees...cos it has all been for nothing

Uduak2019:


Yes...powerful x2 and very effective. Mossad is feared by all countries in the world. In fact if you make any anti-semitic comment even in your room, they will know and track you down immediately.

ahan bro...brother why yu lying, why yu fucking lying, stop fucking lying. you act like yu know shit, but yu really do not

tdayof:


Man please tell me another lie.. we are talking about conventional guided missiles here and not cruise or ballistic missile...
Russian SAM s400 40N6 has one of the longest range with 400km and US Patriot with 160km..
And no terrorist group has the capability to operate a 10km precision guided missile
How are you guiding it to its target?? Semi active, passive or active guidance? Or you mean inertia guidance at such range without a fire control radar? Nahh.

And you just typed a shoulder fired missile with 11000 range. Haha I need a link to that news.

school them.

once yu see that no1 tho, yu wont be able to unsee it