nnamdiokere45:
collect ur share n disembark

son, you have my like

so you identified the problem, but gave no solution. Welldone

why yu gotta flaunt yur atheism anyway

maybe he would win if you could spell TENURE

princeakins:

See ur xwt face nyc dp gurl

brother why yu lying

the game integrates wit yur map, so i Doubt if it's gonna work in Naija

2dugged:
seventhed

Eighted

LastMumu:
Sometimes when I'm alone, I like to rub myself with vaseline and pretend I'm a snail.

Sometimes when I'm home alone I take off all my clothes and cover myself in ketchup and pretend I'm a tomato

how does 1billion finish?
if he spent 1million everyday, he'll live confortably for 4.5 years. Which i'm sure he didn't do

what's she popular for again?

sweet maybe. Non expensice? if i hear!!!!. therw's an extra 50naira on everything in jos

ednut1:
I remember d day wey police catch me calling while driving as i dey try control babe. I beg tire and nearly landed in their station before dey accepted d 3k wey i get for hand. D babe later come and no show

3k for wetin nah...dem scam yu oh. One time i showed a police man the 5k in my wallet and made him know i was only giving him 5h cos i wanted to buy 4k fuel, and i needed to hold the remaining 5h incase of anything. LOL. the guy no even follow me argue

tsamson:
Keep calm

*Modified*

and this thing made Fp?








Anyway, Tsamson Was Here

yur comment is like the ueue in Queue. IRRELEVANT. sometimes it is better to be quiet and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt that you are one

The wife obviously. The husband could easily have developed cold feet before he jumped, which means he didnt plan to betray her. Unlike the wife, that had a well thought of plan

LIKE OIL IS YOUR BIRTHRIGHT

mizzbouqui:

Okay she do

i like it too. Sure Guys are already giving yu headache, so i wont add to it. Enjoy *flies away*

you deserve front page

they are just bad losers is all.

MadamExcellency:


What do you call the romantic decree issued below against voting Jonathan by Southwestern Peoples Assembly, LOVE? Unfortunately, their demand in blue has been dashed by their illustrious son who promised to keep the status-quo at the expense of the entire South


Only a bastard Yoruba will vote for Jonathan

The historic Parliament Building in Ibadan was over-filled today as prominent Yoruba in all professions, princes and monarchs, governors and former governors, gathered to articulate their aspirations and minimum demands from the Federal Government.
The high point of the summit, convened by the illustrious Yoruba retired army general, Alani Akinrinade was the total support given the presidential candidate of the All Progressives Congress, APC, General Muhammadu Buhari.
The summiteers declared unanimously, “It is Buhari or nobody else”.
A major proponent of this declaration, the Olubadan of Ibadanland, Oba Samuel Odulana Odugade who was represented by High Chief Eddy Oyewole said, “On 28 March, 2015, let us vote for Buhari”.
He condemned the candidate of Peoples Democratic Party, PDP, President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan for wasting the meager resources of the country by lavishly bribing various individuals and groups to secure their supports.

While Senator Anthony Adefuye strongly stated, “Only a bastard Yoruba will vote for Jonathan, Senator Olabiyi Durojaiye said, ‘We will vote en masse for Buhari”.
Shortly after delivering the message sent by the governorship candidate of Accord Party in the state, Senator Rasheed Ladoja that he would go the way of Yoruba people.



Senator Ayo Fasanmi declared, “At this point, we Yorubas should know where we are going. PDP is distributing money to earn wrong votes. Come May 29, we will be happy when Buhari becomes the president of the nation.

“Why would Jonathan appoint ministers two months to the end of his term if not that they want to use all means to steal what is left in the coffer; that is if anything is left? By God’s grace, I, Senator Ayo Fasanmi will vote for Buhari. May 29, Buhari will be sworn in as our president.”

National Chairman, Afenifere Renewal Group, ARG, Honourable Olawale Oshun said that considering the fact that Yoruba people have been suffering marginalisation within the Nigerian state for the past 16 years, Yorubas should vote for leaders who have its interests at heart in order to bring an end to this unacceptable state of affairs.
Oyo State Governor, Senator Abiola Ajimobi who decried the high level of maginalisation of Yoruba in the Jonathan led administration said, “We have been subject of brazen marginalization and deliberate attempt to whittle down our historical contributions to the development of Nigeria. It will interest you to note that in the wheel of power at the centre, there are only two Yoruba people. Indeed, out of the 50 most powerful men and women in the executive, legislative, judicial and even security components of power in Nigeria, there are only two Yoruba people. These are the Chief of Staff to the President, whose choice was almost an afterthought and the Accountant General of the Federation.”

Following suit, Ogbeni Rauf Aregbesola of State of Osun joined others in condemning Oodua Peoples Congress, OPC, for derailing from the principle of ‘omoluabi” that Yoruba is known for by collecting bribe from a desperate aspirant.

Professor Yemi Osinbajo, the Vice President Candidate of APC, in his short remarks, urged Nigerians to be patient at this trying moment assuring that things would soon change for the better when APC takes over government at the centre.



[b]In the communique issued at the end of the summit, the main grievances of the region include: maginalisation which has attained the status of deliberate policy of the central government of Nigeria, calculated attempts to invade and subjugate Yoruba land through covert, disguised and even official policies of the Central Government, misguiding some elements in the region for their selfish reasons, decimation of entrepreneurial ambitions of Yoruba people through Federal Institutions and agencies that are supposed to be enablers and facilitators of economic development, near virtual absence of reliable and critical infrastructure of electricity, energy, and transportation which has led to the collapse of economic activities in Yoruba land, absence of proactive, concerted, and visionary leadership in Nigeria, insecurity at the level of state of emergency, and failure of the resolutions of the National Conference to resolve fundamental issues that are prerequisite to a sustainable federalism.[/b]


As a result, in the communique, they demanded for regionalism, diversification of economy, holding free, fair, credible and transparent elections as scheduled to commence on Saturday, March 28, 2015, resistance to any form of unelected government, be it Government of National Unity, Interim National Government or howsoever described, repealing of laws and policies that stifle the creativity of the people, dismantling of all pseudo-security agencies that impede peace, harass and terrorise her citizens in order to enforce pre-determined agenda that are not consistent with the wishes of the region, and removal of all bottlenecks in the way of provision of effective and efficient transportation system, electrical power, and petroleum refining infrastructure.

According to the communique, “That the effectiveness of the Federal Government of Nigeria lies on focusing on the critical issues of governance that are common to all components, like defence, national security, foreign affairs, currency and exchange rate, etc, while all other socio-economic responsibilities, especially that of resource control, devolve to the federating units. Yoruba must pursue their destiny in line with the development priorities and ambitions of her people. The creation of a structural environment for effective devolution of powers to the country’s constituent units as a strategic development is imperative. Yoruba people will not hesitate to take our destiny in our own hands in the event of any attempt to compromise our democratic existence.”

Dignitaries at the occasion include: Governor Abiola Ajimobi of Oyo State, and his deputy, Chief Moses Adeyemo, former governors including: Dr. Kayode Fayemi and Otunba Niyi Adebayo of Ekiti State, Prince Olagunsoye Oyinlola of State of Osun, former Military Governor of the Mid-West State, Samuel Ogbemudia, former Deputy Governor of Ekiti, Modupe Adelabu, Professor Albert Olawale, former Vice Chancellor of Obafemi Awolowo University, OAU, Professor Wale Omole, and his Ekiti State University counterpart, Professor Akin Oyebode, Professor John Ayoade, Senator Babafemi Ojudu, Senator Olabiyi Durojaiye, Senator Bayo Salami, Senator James Kolawole, , The Managing Director of The News Magazine, Bayo Onanuga, President of the Central Council of Ibadan Indigenes, CCII, Ambassador Olu Sanu, Adeniyi Akintola, SAN, prominent monarchs in the region including: Soun of Ogbomosho, Oba Jimoh Oladunni Oyewumi Ajagungbade III, Oba Adeniyi Sonariwo, Akarigbo Remo, Oba Kolawole Sowemimo of Owode-Egba, Asheyin of Iseyin, Oba Ganiyu Adekunle Ologunebi, and Eleruwa of Eruwa, Oba Samuel Adegbola.

http://www.pmnewsnigeria.com/2015/03/19/yoruba-at-summit-say-only-a-bastard-will-vote-jonathan/

yet he had almost half of the yorubas votes? You need to understand that yorubas are not sentimental with their votes. Once yu understand that, then yu can maybe learn a thing or two from them

TrapQueen77:
yes for me but not often tho , it's too difficult to do everything when the car is small.

would you Bleep me in a Maybach? at least then, we wouldn't have to bother bout space

mizzbouqui:
Hmph

hehe she liked it

Liedetect0r:
NA WA OOOOO, See bashing because babe say boy fine! nairaland all wetin una sabi na to dey insult person! when una dey send her pm una no know, she don announce her crush una dey talk say na man get account

but yu a guy too

Loyalblak007:
you got the attention.. What next

you. took the words right off my mouth. what next?!

haconjy:
A list, I teaches maths in school...
of o does not why does it work with the calculation?
order of operations is the topic why bodmas is subtopic under maths...
why is it then that through out the world of maths textbook have seen o stand for of?
lastly, brother are u saying the educational board in Nigeria are ignorance of this yet no one come out to prove this? where is your source?
For me, order might be of o, but still OF or Orders still stands for multiplication. bros, any number in power or orders will still be calculated with X...MULTIPLICATION...
YOU NEVER CONVINCE ME WITH THIS

Thank God it's math you TEACHES, not English

xtophy:
den it means all my calculations all dis while were actually WRONG

No sir, they aren't. It is actually applicable to both Order and Of. Try explaining what Order means to a primary school pupil.

the only question i've got is..... ''was he wrong?''