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Obasanjo! Obasanjo!!Obasanjo!!! "U will do every thing possible" to stop Jonathan including using BOKO HARAM N MURDERING INNOCENT NIGERIANS!

In Mrs Jonathan's voice "diaris Godooooooh"

I'm not TB Joshua's fan but I can't stop thinking

"This is how Christ was mocked"

I'm not TB Joshua's fan but I can't stop thinking

"This is how Christ was mocked"

toby4ever:
dating a guy who wudnt wanna knw if u recharge ur fone,make ur hair,change ur wardrobe..even wen u tel him u wanna do dese tins he tells u he has a project...hrd tinz lik he wouldnt b lik dat wen he marries u,he doesnt wanna spend on a gal who wud leave him at d end of the day buh if u r his wife he wudnt b stingy to u..now i ask nairalanders,babes wud u date a guy lik dis? and generally would he change if he eventually marries her?..drop comments,no insults pls

that is to say .....















UR ATM IS NOT DISPENSING CASH (Temporarily unable to dispense cash)

convenantudoh:
pls jst waitin 4 confirmation,i heard a plane jst crashed in illorin closer to where my bro lives.....any confirmation abt d news??

Ask ur bro!

I think age is beginning to affect Obj. I beseech him to retire peacefully to his farm in honour rather than embarrassing himself with unguided utterances!

got me 99% on january

chukwudi44:
ALL THIS PROPAGANDA WILL NOT HELP YOUR SHARIA PROTAGONIST GENERAL.INSTEAD AN ENDORSEMENT FROM AN INBREEDING OLD MAN WHO DEFILED HIS OWN DAUGHTER-IN-LAW SHOULD BE CONSIDERED AN INDICTMENT

supersonic:
Must you insult?

Pls where is the insult or is it not his own son dat accused him?

Now the "BABE" Is free for another highest bidder!


I once said it "The fear of a woman is the confirmation of wisdom"

600 bro

Engobi:
I Js tya sef GEJ must u reply to any msg.na wa oh for u

I did not sey "Goodluck said" in that write up rather the man paid to talk so...

ochejoseph:
I see nothing Honourable in scaling a Fence the actions of those lawmakers is not only a disgrace to the legislature but am embarrassment to their children !

Aminu shebi na ur papa dey on that fence, him na RETIRED ARMED ROBBER abi him wan hang himself?

Tuesday is already too late!

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prize

Well the thread says "KID" so I will comment my reserve since I wed wetted till early 20s ie wetting as adult ;DWell the thread says "child" so I will comment my reserve since I wed wetted till early 20s ie wetting as adult

JEITO:
Is saying the continuous insurgency, is aimed at frustrating the President out of office/paint him in bad light so that he wouldn't be re-elected

Talk of spilling the beans!

Thanks for d summary!

From this "ancestor"s comment, it can be deduced that BH was created by some power thirsty parties and "party" to stop Jonathan from declaring for second term and now that He declared, those same creators of Boko haram increased their activities to force him into withdrawing from the race.

CONCLUSION
now that Goodluck refused to back down they are crying wolf

1. To shift attention from themselves as creators of evil

2. To get cheap sympathy from the masses

At least, every sane Nigerian know that PDP=APC and APC=PDP! Same old wine in a new wineskin!!

herdeythoun:
yeah,don't be surprise with the question,all am asking for is,a child raised by a single parent and nurtured by an aged granny...is it possible to have a happy family home since she/he didn't experience it

Very possible! Myself as a good example!!

Prince AK Bolad Love-Caring > Inspirating,
Motivating And Teaching The Ignorant


A rich, beautiful and well educated woman has
been avoiding men like plague because of the
deceits of many of them. She remained a virgin
and she promised herself that it is the man that
genuinely love her that she will marry. One day,
her friends invited her to a party just to free
herself a little from her normal tight schedule.
As she was dancing, a handsome and neatly
dressed man walked up to her, this man told
her that he love her, she was shocked. She
asked him how can he love a woman he is just
meeting and she further went ahead for the
reasons why he loved her. This man was caught
off guard, he was short of words, he finally
summon courage by telling this woman that he
loves her truly, he can give his life for her. The
woman never argue with him again, she gave
him her house address, that the man should
visit her if truly he love her and he can do
anything for her as he claimed. On the schedule
date, the man came to this woman house, but
she never allowed him to enter the main room,
they sat in the garden talking. All of a sudden,
some police men stormed into this woman
house and they told her that she was under
arrest for a crime, this man was speechless, he
was just looking. As the woman was about to
be taking away, she told the police man to take
the man with her to the police station, so that
he can be of assistance to her and that he is
her husband to be. On hearing this, the man
said he never know her and that he was there
by accident. The woman remind him of his
promise that he will be there all the time for
her, he said not in this case, a criminal for that
matter, before saying Jack Robinson, the man
ran out of the compound. Lo and Behold, the
woman dint commit any crime, it was a setup
to test maybe truly the man love her. She gave
the Police men money to come and arrest her,
she thanked her star that she didn't get into
the wrong hand. (Many a times, a man will tell
a lady i love, while at the end it is deceit, a
woman will tell a man i can die for you, while
at the end, she will follow a rich man. Love is
not conditional, love endures, love perseveres,
love gives hope, love is not selfish, love is not
lust. Do not fall easily for the word 'I Love You',
put love to test to see maybe he or she loves
you).

DONSIA:
2015!!!
How will they just take a Boy to Primary school one day to resume a new session wit them.
Just his 2nd day in class they made him the Assistant Class Monitor, 2weeks later, the Monitor died and they made him
the monitor.This same boy got to Secondary school and in their SS3, he was made the Deputy Senior Prefect 3weeks later the Senior Prefect fell sick and died.He got to the University and they made him the Assistant class Governor, the Class Governor just slept one day and he didn't wake up again and he was made the Class Governor.
In their Final year, they made
him Vice president of the
Department; during a Riot in school, they killed the President and they made this Boy the President of Zoology Department.
He graduated and started a Lecturing Job, there he was still
made a leader. he later ventured into Politics and he became the Deputy Governor of his state, but God save that Governor,he didn't die, they remove him and this man
became the Governor. Later on, Baba Iyabo call him to become Vice President, 2 Years later, the President Died,
and this Man became the President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria.
Now, ECOWAS say they want to make him the Vice chairman of
ECOWAS buh Chairman of
ECOWAS said Noo that they should made him the Chairman at once, that he's not ready to die. Please, What's the name of the MAN..??

cant help laffing my hat out!

benuejosh:
Guess this picture deserve som recommendation.

Onye Nzuzu!

HisRoyalHardnes:
A leopard can never change its spots... Koboko is to Buhari, what iPad is to you and I.

Old boy! U got it right













EVEN left

signed

mizzkeji44:
Good one

01emek:
Hahaha nice write up.

grinface98:
Nice one,bro!

Thanks

Bro U don gramascatter moi!!!

nigerianewsbeat:
The police in Lagos have arrested a cleric, Mr. Isiaka
Akanbi, for allegedly killing a 62-year-old woman, Raliatu
Kareem.
The police also accused Akanbi of stealing the deceased’s
wallet and other personal effects.

PUNCH Metro learnt that Akanbi, popularly called Alfa,
had a traditional healing centre on Lawani Street, in the
Olodi Apapa area of Lagos.
Our correspondent learnt that Kareem, who hails from
Ilorin, Kwara State, had known Akanbi for about 20 years
as she was a close customer of his.

It was gathered that on Saturday, October 25, Kareem,
who lived on Ope-Ewe Street, Agbado Ijaiye, Lagos, went
to visit an elder sister, Risikatu Raheem, whose daughter
put to bed in the Olodi Apapa area.
She was said to have left Ijaiye after the monthly
environmental exercise was over, informing her 20-year-
old son, Abdullahi, of the visit to her sister.

Kareem reportedly stayed till around 6pm at her sister’s
place on Salubi Street before she headed for the Alfa’s
place.
Our correspondent learnt that two days after, Kareem did
not return home as she promised. The family became
apprehensive and went on her trail to the Olodi Apapa
area.

After failing to locate Kareem at the sister’s apartment,
some family members, who knew she was a friend of the
cleric, decided to check the Alfa’s place.
On getting to Akanbi’s centre, PUNCH Metro learnt that the
Alfa denied setting eyes on Kareem.

However, the family became suspicious when Akanbi
reportedly started packing his property, and preparing to
flee the house some hours later.
The family was said to have raised the alarm and headed
for the Tolu Police Station to report the incident. The
police later came to arrest Akanbi.

During interrogation, 55-year-old Akanbi told the police
that he did not kill the woman, adding that she died in his
place. Akanbi added that when he realised the woman was
dead, he buried her personal effects to erase any trace of
her in his house.
He also told the police that he took the corpse to Marine
Bridge, abandoning it there.

He said, “On the evening of October 26, it is true that she
visited me. We have been very good friends too. On that
day, she just collapsed and became unconscious. I quickly
rushed her to a nearby hospital, but I was shocked when
the nurses told me she had died.
“I got a NAPEP tricycle and took her corpse to the Marine
Bridge that same night and abandoned it there. I did not
want people to trace her corpse to me. When I got home, I
buried her wallet, handset, bangle and ring behind my
house.

“I did not kill her. I am an Alfa, I do favour charms for
traders. I met Raliatu in 1986. Since then, we have been
family friends. She used to come to my place for
consultation and I had been to her house too.”
One of Kareem’s children, Abdullahi, said the family
wanted Akanbi to produce the corpse of their mother so
that they could bury her appropriately.

He said, “I have seen the man in our house a number of
times. But he said she died in his house and he now took
her corpse to Marina Bridge and abandoned it. We want
him to produce that corpse so that we can bury her
appropriately.”

The family said Akanbi might have dumped Kareem’s
corpse in the lagoon as they could not find it on the
Marine Bridge where Akanbi claimed he had dropped it.
After contacting all relevant agencies in the state, the
family said the corpse had yet to be found.

The Lagos State Police Public Relations Officer, DSP
Kenneth Nwosu, confirmed the case.
He said, “The case has been transferred to the State
Criminal Investigations Department, Yaba, for further
investigation.”

http://www.punchng.com/news/cleric-kills-62-year-old-woman-dumps-corpse-on-bridge/

#Crime

If you ar not intellectually retarded, you would have known the differrence btwn pastor and alfa

A young lady was waiting for her flight in the
boarding room of a big airport. As she would
need to wait many hours, she decided to buy a
book to spend her time and also bought a
packet of cookies, then sat down in an
armchair, in the VIP room of the airport, to rest
and read in peace.
Beside the armchair where the packet of
cookies lay, a man sat down in the next seat,
opened his magazine and started reading.
When she took out the first cookie, the man
took one also. She felt irritated but said
nothing. She just thought “What a nerve! If I
was in the mood I would punch him for daring!”
For each cookie she took, the man took one
too.
This was infuriating her but she didn't want to
cause a scene. When only one cookie remained,
she thought: “Ah... what would this abusive
man do now?” Then, the man, taking the last
cookie, divided it into half, giving her one half.
What! That was too much! She was much too
angry now!
In a huff, she insulted the man, took her book,
her things and stormed to the boarding place.
When she sat down in her seat, inside the
plane, she looked into her bag to take her
eyeglasses, and, to her surprise, her packet of
cookies was there, untouched, unopened! She
felt so ashamed! She realized that she was
wrong. She had forgotten that her cookies were
in her bag.
The man had shared his cookies with her,
without feeling angered or bitter, while she had
been very angry, thinking that she was sharing
her cookies with him. And now there was no
chance to explain herself... nor to apologize.
In life, there are 4 things that you cannot
recover…
1. The cake… after it's eaten!
2. The word... after it’s been said!
3. The occasion... after the loss!
4. The time… after it’s gone!
Let's all be careful and watch our ATTITUDE
ALWAYS.

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