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nigerianewsbeat:
The police in Lagos have arrested a cleric, Mr. Isiaka
Akanbi, for allegedly killing a 62-year-old woman, Raliatu
Kareem.
The police also accused Akanbi of stealing the deceased’s
wallet and other personal effects.

PUNCH Metro learnt that Akanbi, popularly called Alfa,
had a traditional healing centre on Lawani Street, in the
Olodi Apapa area of Lagos.
Our correspondent learnt that Kareem, who hails from
Ilorin, Kwara State, had known Akanbi for about 20 years
as she was a close customer of his.

It was gathered that on Saturday, October 25, Kareem,
who lived on Ope-Ewe Street, Agbado Ijaiye, Lagos, went
to visit an elder sister, Risikatu Raheem, whose daughter
put to bed in the Olodi Apapa area.
She was said to have left Ijaiye after the monthly
environmental exercise was over, informing her 20-year-
old son, Abdullahi, of the visit to her sister.

Kareem reportedly stayed till around 6pm at her sister’s
place on Salubi Street before she headed for the Alfa’s
place.
Our correspondent learnt that two days after, Kareem did
not return home as she promised. The family became
apprehensive and went on her trail to the Olodi Apapa
area.

After failing to locate Kareem at the sister’s apartment,
some family members, who knew she was a friend of the
cleric, decided to check the Alfa’s place.
On getting to Akanbi’s centre, PUNCH Metro learnt that the
Alfa denied setting eyes on Kareem.

However, the family became suspicious when Akanbi
reportedly started packing his property, and preparing to
flee the house some hours later.
The family was said to have raised the alarm and headed
for the Tolu Police Station to report the incident. The
police later came to arrest Akanbi.

During interrogation, 55-year-old Akanbi told the police
that he did not kill the woman, adding that she died in his
place. Akanbi added that when he realised the woman was
dead, he buried her personal effects to erase any trace of
her in his house.
He also told the police that he took the corpse to Marine
Bridge, abandoning it there.

He said, “On the evening of October 26, it is true that she
visited me. We have been very good friends too. On that
day, she just collapsed and became unconscious. I quickly
rushed her to a nearby hospital, but I was shocked when
the nurses told me she had died.
“I got a NAPEP tricycle and took her corpse to the Marine
Bridge that same night and abandoned it there. I did not
want people to trace her corpse to me. When I got home, I
buried her wallet, handset, bangle and ring behind my
house.

“I did not kill her. I am an Alfa, I do favour charms for
traders. I met Raliatu in 1986. Since then, we have been
family friends. She used to come to my place for
consultation and I had been to her house too.”
One of Kareem’s children, Abdullahi, said the family
wanted Akanbi to produce the corpse of their mother so
that they could bury her appropriately.

He said, “I have seen the man in our house a number of
times. But he said she died in his house and he now took
her corpse to Marina Bridge and abandoned it. We want
him to produce that corpse so that we can bury her
appropriately.”

The family said Akanbi might have dumped Kareem’s
corpse in the lagoon as they could not find it on the
Marine Bridge where Akanbi claimed he had dropped it.
After contacting all relevant agencies in the state, the
family said the corpse had yet to be found.

The Lagos State Police Public Relations Officer, DSP
Kenneth Nwosu, confirmed the case.
He said, “The case has been transferred to the State
Criminal Investigations Department, Yaba, for further
investigation.”

http://www.punchng.com/news/cleric-kills-62-year-old-woman-dumps-corpse-on-bridge/

#Crime

If you ar not intellectually retarded, you would have known the differrence btwn pastor and alfa

A young lady was waiting for her flight in the
boarding room of a big airport. As she would
need to wait many hours, she decided to buy a
book to spend her time and also bought a
packet of cookies, then sat down in an
armchair, in the VIP room of the airport, to rest
and read in peace.
Beside the armchair where the packet of
cookies lay, a man sat down in the next seat,
opened his magazine and started reading.
When she took out the first cookie, the man
took one also. She felt irritated but said
nothing. She just thought “What a nerve! If I
was in the mood I would punch him for daring!”
For each cookie she took, the man took one
too.
This was infuriating her but she didn't want to
cause a scene. When only one cookie remained,
she thought: “Ah... what would this abusive
man do now?” Then, the man, taking the last
cookie, divided it into half, giving her one half.
What! That was too much! She was much too
angry now!
In a huff, she insulted the man, took her book,
her things and stormed to the boarding place.
When she sat down in her seat, inside the
plane, she looked into her bag to take her
eyeglasses, and, to her surprise, her packet of
cookies was there, untouched, unopened! She
felt so ashamed! She realized that she was
wrong. She had forgotten that her cookies were
in her bag.
The man had shared his cookies with her,
without feeling angered or bitter, while she had
been very angry, thinking that she was sharing
her cookies with him. And now there was no
chance to explain herself... nor to apologize.
In life, there are 4 things that you cannot
recover…
1. The cake… after it's eaten!
2. The word... after it’s been said!
3. The occasion... after the loss!
4. The time… after it’s gone!
Let's all be careful and watch our ATTITUDE
ALWAYS.

ok I'm in!

First thing first!! GO BACK TO JSS1

kaybiel2u:
Please, I Need Help Concerning Navy Recruitment. I Want To Know If The Form Has Not Closed I Mean If The Form Is Still Out For Sale. And What Is The Assurance That One Will Be Employed Into The Navy? Or Its All About Trial And Error?
Thanks,

The assurance is 100% for ppl who desire to have good things without stress!

ppl lyk U!!

samseen02:
Hope say all dis pple wey dey cross carpet neva tear all d carpet wey dey abeokuta.



*Modified*
its only APC members that has being defecting to other parties and not the other way round. Wetin Amosun do una sef?

I think his offence is puting the state finances to work for the masses instead of sharing it to them!

BOYFRIEND ABI, HOPE I WILL NOT HEAR "ALL MEN ARE DOGS"?

Just asking!

Vikkyk10:
Hm'i got an heart attack last week saturday which was the Dday(introduction)day.i am a native of oyo state and my mom's from ijebu.My fiancee's parent said they dnt want their son to marry from ijebu.I tried to sort things out with them by telling them that i am 4rm oyo not ijebu.But all my effort was fruitless.I rili nid ur advice nw,cos i am becoming emotionally unstable.I am 32yrs.

Sister, He is ur fiance nt FIANCEE
U ar 32 maybe too old for their puppet
U ar a virgin(really, the fear of women and honesty) in mother's voice "Emeka i need to know she is a woman" Emeka no get answer for her! BT SERIOUSLY I APPRECIATE VIRGINS


Also insulting him online shows the parents noticed arrogance, pride, desperation etc in this 32yr old

that may also explain Y single at 32! BT BELIEVE ME U MUST NOT MARRY TO HAVE A LIFE!!

its 3k though painful

gud piece

let me brush first

good. waiting

sosalekins: Two years ago I noticed a curvature in my man-hood when it gets hard.( it wasn't always like this until 2012) ..
Am currently 22, and its giving me a great scare.
When ever it gets hard, it bends downward.
Am really worried about this....................
I don't really know if am gonno have complications during intercourse or if its gonno affect my fertility.
Am dead scared!

PIX pls

U ought to ve communicted more with him in a calm manner when he accused u of nagging

2 U embarked on a journey to destroy ur home when u started spying on ur hubby with his clueless apprentice

3 NO MARRIAGE IS PERFECT, FORGIVE HIM AND WORK ON UR HOME!

In case u ar not aware, this issue might break the strange woman's home and if u are not there to protect ur home, u might be the complete looser!!

You ar pregnant and ur huby might not feel comfortable having sex with you-ignorant of how to go about it

2 company he keeps is another factor

3 sometimes we african men believe d idea that doing house chores makes us "woman wrapper" therefore minimize ur dependence on him for house chores.

ALL THE ABOVE REASONS AND MANY MORE AR NT GUD ENOUGH REASON TO DESACRATE OUR MARRIAGE VOWS!

michealson: Nigerian army recruitment form still on sale. call_08080771379

" CAVEAT EMPTOR"

If u can see this on nl, u can also google nigerian army recruitment so pls dont pay money into anybody acct. This individual just registered another handle after i blew his first where he told me on friday that the recruitment will close the next day being saturday thinking i will run to the bank and pay him and his cohort 9k

phlemzy: The approval they got might be one of the back door type. Corruption must have actually played a role somewhere.

If I may ask, WHY DID IT TAKE UPWARD OF TWO WEEKS FOR THIS APPROVAL STORY? I ve notin against this MOG but we need to represent Christ well!

msmon: Teaching is not the most lucrative job to be honest but we often end up having more respect for our teachers more than anyone else.

It has come to my notice for long that people naturally detest they teaching job.

WHY DO YOU DETEST THE TEACHING JOB?

DIVIDE MY SALARY NOW, GIVE ME HALF OF IT AS A TEACHER AND WATCH ME QUIT MY CURRENT JOB!

For clarity purpose im in a place where many are bribing/praying to join so I dont detest teaching its a way of life to me!

ademega: What can newly put to bed mothers do to get milk in the breast for the baby . Pls i need suggestions .

Go drink KUNU!

@mayor n decotech, tnx alot

im disapointed wt efcc and dat judge DESERVE A SLAP FROM EKITI STATE! Why no ten billion?

Pls can anyone help with what it can take to ring a mitsbushi L300 engine i.e


the parts to buy and their likely cost

TNX 4 UR HELP

misturr: Nigeria navy recruitment form is still on sale call_08164188736

PLS BEWARE OF THIS BAT COS THE NAVY I BELONG TO IS NEITHER RECRUITING NOR ENLISTING!!!


BE WARNED

wonderful development

temigracie: I think you need to chill first....Dont pester him too much...Dont check his phone anylonger.....Always let him know how much you love him, let him know and realise the value of your marriage....

The best thing to do is to sit him down and let him know he is hurting your feelings...Please dont nag, dont shout on him...By doing that, you are giving him more reasons to cheat on you....

Start doing what he likes, dress sexy in the bedroom....Give him whatever he wants...In short, make him fall in love with you all over again....

Well said Grace!!

op u are a B.I.G LIAR!

RevDesmondJuju: Dead muslims make me smile

SILLY AND INHUMANE COMMENT

BRAVO ZULU MY PEOPLE!!!

it is nothing short of familiarity! stay calm, communicate the problem wt her and also spend more time with her as much as possible both indoors n outdoors. Make sure she is taking care of her appearance.



BE FAITHFUL TO HER AND MINIMIZE UR SELF SERVICING

EBOLA!

EBOLA!!

EBOLA!!!

















WHY IS THIS EBOLA MORE PRONOUNCED IN APC STATES??