₦airaland Forum

Wizteaser:
pride spotted. This one will soon fall.

Funny you..
A dust looking for people to join him...

Scholes007:
@ Leeeekeeee
you give them (MTN) any moni?

Yes!!! The fine money wey we give them hold..

He is possibly in a Coma from the powder he took..
Those he clubbed with will know better..

The family should come open to say they re looking for their Junkie son..

OP, ur kind re Rare..
I pray God picks ur call this month...

Wow!!
That's lovely..
Seems his d1ck does wonder real life..

I know very soon Fulani's will all burn nah Ala Igbo..

OP, abeg just wrap ur mouth with akwa Oche..

No Fuel station from VGC to Lakwe is selling fuel irrespective we ve close to 20 fuel station on that stretch and u asking us to ve hope.

Pls hope from Amadioha or sango

Do u know how many business re grounded today because of forex
The other day I went to Agbara in search for job nd virtually all companies re retrenching it's workers..

OP, pls find another lie to defend..
Nigeria is running aground.

Interview centers...

I was shocked to my marrow yesterday, the whole electric outlet in the hall we waited was occupied to the extent some came with multi-purpose socket..

This people no wan pay our money..
They wan use car bribe us..

Zuma don bribe PMB..

With the fine they owe us, we can double the quantity, buy more arms, employ more Police nd pay their 20years salaries with left over change to build more police barracks.

Happy Birthday Boss Siena..


Ndi Isi Nairaland...

What of this..

Benin boiz nah umunwanyi ndi ocha dika Bread nd tea..

He should go nd fork out his Grey Card..

Please Nigeria needs that break up sharply...

This contraption called Nigeria is not working..

#letmypeoplego...

Jaideyone:
delusion of grandeur

Coming from onye Nzuzu grandeur

No wonder the other tribes were jealous, the wealth attracted envy from the 2 symbiotic tribe..

The 1st graduate to join the army!!!

That an achievement..

Give the igbo's the opportunity nd the world will bow to our feet..


The igbo's re world best tribe - Pontius Pilate..

That name is a Pronoun, it is used instead of a Noun(Mohammed Buhari)..

So until Buhari writes his WAEC, u keep seeing the name..

Nah the guy found "Special Center" that is why WAEC respects him till date..

I heard a voice in my head..

*i am bewitched

*My village people re responsible

*Nah only the bullet I dey keep for them.

*i ve stopped robbing with them I don't know why he is implicating me now.

* it's only information I gave them.

* I will become pastor if u let me go.

Sure the guy was trying to explain to the Mob how Devil was involved.

Godswillnwaoma:
guy to be sincere u Bleep up big time calling her mumu. U really Bleep up I swear

My friend shut up!!!!

I wish thunder will always strike Ass licking akpamu like u..

If him Bleep up, must u lot all come feigning warriors too knowing he has being taken care of..

deejeet1:
no wonder you have none... Shows how silly you are

Yeah, once won an award for silliness but ur folks were given higher award.

Them even use better Y2k handcuff for that rapist...
Them suppose use those handcuff wey police for Mushin dey use, those one wey go give u swollen hand...

See as the guy be like half cast mallam..

U kidnapped her because of ur stingy uncle

Now the law ve caught up with you because of our greedy prisons system(Always receiving)...

Go forth nd enjoy the prisons...

Nwoke onye Uwa Mmebi

useless old men

Both those behind the otumukpo that blew the car Tyre would also come condoling...

Nne Hapu Ekwensu maka Chisos ka...

another Uwa Mmebi pastor ooo..

Why the pastor no light firewood inside him church make him climb ontop.

Abeg make MTN 1st pay our money complete cous this wan nah strategy oooo...

my step mum needs an assistant in her business, dont know if u will apply...

She peels Egwusi for export and would need an assistant peeler...

holla if u ve got interest.

[quote author=deejeet1 post=43584072][/quote]Borrowed your uncle