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RomanceRe: An Interview With Missgdope, Refiner And Krystalklear by LEERICIST(m): 6:50pm On Jun 17, 2016
18,18,18 na wa oo... I smell lies

Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: An Interview With Mimzy, Mysticgal And Ladyjul by LEERICIST(m): 7:12pm On Jun 16, 2016
A question was asked. Kindly ignore every other comment and answer.
mysticgal:
I have seen a dropout who did well in life. Personally If I am given the chance, I would drop out from school and pursue my love, catering, Which I believe I will do so well in.. So dear, I don't say things because I want to please anyone. If you know me, you would know that I am a straight and blunt person, and I really don't care what people think about that.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: An Interview With Mimzy, Mysticgal And Ladyjul by LEERICIST(m): 7:06pm On Jun 16, 2016
The fact is that mimzy will win this competition no matter how hard the other contestants try.. She was born to be Miss NL 2016.. I'd say there are only two contestants this year, mimzy and the "others"
Nairaland GeneralRe: Freebasics Brought To You By Mark Zuckerberg by LEERICIST(m): 9:18am On Jun 16, 2016
Op you don wake?
Nairaland GeneralRe: Is This True About This Picture by LEERICIST(m): 8:08am On Jun 16, 2016
First of all that photo is photoshopped! So the caption is false...
CelebritiesRe: See Photos Of The 15 Years Old Girl With The B!ggest Hips In Nigeria by LEERICIST(m): 9:32pm On Jun 14, 2016
@the 1st pic...that girl has been 15 years for 5 years now..huh
CelebritiesRe: Toke Makinwa Stunning In Burgandy Red Jumpsuit (Photos) by LEERICIST(m): 9:27pm On Jun 14, 2016
What happened in that middle picturehuh? Why her yanch come bend like mr. 10 inch curved rod??
PhonesRe: Help - Tecno Boom J8 Or Infinix Zero 3 by LEERICIST(m): 9:14pm On Jun 14, 2016
Both have long lasting battery life. In terms of heating up, you can't avoid that but some phones take longer time than others to heat up while multi-tasking. Google both phones and make your choice. i'm Out!!!
OkwaIfugo:
Pls which of them have you used?
I need your own or a friends experience you know well. Which of them can handle multi task without heating up and also has long lasting battery life.
Jokes EtcRe: Somebody Come And Look At This... by LEERICIST(m): 9:06pm On Jun 14, 2016
Shey na customers surround am so?? #mission accomplished I'd say
Jokes EtcWhen Your Mum Slaps You In Public And Says "If I Hear Peem!!" by LEERICIST(op): 9:03pm On Jun 14, 2016
EducationRe: School Politics: SUG Suspended At UNN Enugu (UNEC) After "Violent" Protest by LEERICIST(m): 8:48pm On Jun 14, 2016
Congrats to UNN students for taking the place of Uniport
EducationRe: University Of Nigeria, Enugu Campus, Shut Down Over Student's Riot (Photos) by LEERICIST(m): 8:45pm On Jun 14, 2016
Uniport is just resuming after nine weeks of being shutdown.. Congrats to uNN students for taking their place
RomanceRe: I Had S*x With My Daughter’s BOYFRIEND ….. Up To NOW by LEERICIST(m): 8:42pm On Jun 14, 2016
For those who are interested...
He came up and introduced
himself to me and gave me a firm handshake, which I find is so important when I meet new
people. He gave me a charming, white-toothed smile
and said how pleased he was to meet me. I
had never intended to look amazing for the
evening, but I dressed up for her birthday. But
after meeting Lukas I rushed back to my room
to fix my hair and make-up. Anna was my only child and over the years I
have taken care of my appearance. I was only
young and I was used to attracting men. I
knew I shouldn't have with Lukas but there
was something I couldn't resist.
I ignored my feelings for him that night, while still looking at him when I coincidentally had to
put more food or drinks out. While getting
food from the kitchen I overheard the boys on
the porch talking about how hot I was. Most of the guests stayed the night. As I went
to bed I walked out to see Lukas returning
from the bathroom shirtless. I tried to ignore
it as best as I could but Lukas noticed my
interest straight away and gave me a flirty,
arrogant smile. I composed myself and returned the look, his surprise gave me the
knowledge I could have him straight away. I
controlled my urge that night; I knew it was
Anna's birthday. Every time Anna wanted to invite him over I
said she couldn't. I didn't want to confront
him or the feelings I had. Anna got upset so
often when she couldn't have him over, as it
had never been an issue before, and she
thought I hated him. One night I finally agreed to let Lukas stay
over. I nervously got ready. My hands shook
when I put my mascara on and I put on my
nicest underwear and sprayed on the perfume I
only used on special occasions, Chanel Chance. Lukas was arriving from his practice and Anna
had singing lessons the same afternoon, so I
assumed they would arrive the same time. Unfortunately at 6pm Anna called and said
there had been a car accident and traffic had
been built up. She was trying to get the back
way home but couldn't get through.
Lukas arrived on time. I thought it would be
awkward, conversing with my daughter's boyfriend, but I found him so witty and
charming. He spoke so confidently and
smoothly; I couldn't tell if he was flirting with
me or not. I got a wine out of the fridge as I did every
night and later found myself flirting with him.
I bit the edge of my wine glass and laughed
when he spoke, leaning over casually so he could
catch a glimpse of my cleavage. I noticed his
eyes glanced casually over my body, there was no effort to hide it and he caught my eyes, in
that moment I knew I had to do something. After I downed my wine, Lukas stood up and
took my glass to the kitchen and I followed
him in. He had his back to me so I kissed his neck
down to his collar and slid my hands down his
body. He turned around and put me on the
kitchen bench. His hands were everywhere. He
was more experienced than any man I had ever
been with. We were so frantic for each other he tore off my shirt and my nice underwear,
and we made love on the benchtop.
We suddenly heard Anna's car pull into the
drive way and I grabbed my clothes hurriedly
and ran to my room to shower and change,
but not before Lukas pulled me in quickly and kissed me in a way I had never been kissed
before. That night, while they were watching movies, I
overheard Anna's voice. She was yelling at
Lukas. She said he smelt like perfume she didn't
own and had the tiniest smudge of lipstick on
his blue collar. She screamed and cried, telling
him he could never come back. I waited in the next room, scared he would tell her our dirty
secret. He denied it guiltily and left, knowing Anna
wouldn't forgive him. He called our home the next day while Anna
was at school and I agreed he could come over
during the day as long as Anna wasn't here.
I wanted to call it off but he was too
gorgeous. There were no strings attached. I still see Lukas one or two days a week. Anna
doesn't know and never will, though we
agreed it was too much of a risk to continue
doing what we did at our house. I feel horrible for doing this to Anna. She tried
patching her relationship up with Lukas but he
never wanted to get involved again after
hurting her so much. I don't know if I can overcome the guilt I feel,
but when I'm with Lukas the sex is just
amazing. I threw out my Chanel perfume too.
EducationBoys In The UK Can Now Wear Skirts To School by LEERICIST(op): 8:35pm On Jun 14, 2016
[img]http://3.bp..com/-7jIuPN9XSS8/V2AflgiqmEI/AAAAAAAD95U/2tTqq4oxk943TdYBiIRkHaSga-qQAEsvwCLcB/s280/1121780-schoolskirt-1465815005-512-640x480.jpg[/img]
Dress codes will no longer be defined by
genders in the United Kingdom as new ‘gender
neutral’ uniform rules allow girls to wear
trousers and boys to wear skirts to school.
Eighty state institutions in the United
Kingdom have changed their uniform policies
to be more gender neutral with the aim of
being more open to children who are
questioning their gender identity and prevent
discrimination against lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender pupils (LGBT). “We welcome all efforts to support young
people on trans and gender identity issues and
ensure that they feel happy, welcome and
accepted at school, and it’s encouraging to see
this move,” a spokesperson from Stonewall
said. Brighton College, a 170-year-old institution, is
also amongst the schools that have adapted
a gender neutral uniform policy. “The school
will continue with the two uniform policy but
students can now choose either one,” Brighton
College headmaster Richard Cairns, told [url=Independent.co.uk]independent.co.uk[/url]. Cairns added the policy is more in line with the
fact that some pupils are happier identifying
with a different gender from the one they
were born in. Allens Croft School in Birmingham is believed
to be the first state primary to declare it has
a “gender neutral” uniform. Further, Julie
Robinson, general secretary at the
Independent Schools Council, said public and
private schools would soon follow suit and that some had already adjusted their policies
to accommodate transgender children.
SOURCE: Stella Dimoko Korkus Blog
RomanceRe: My Reply To Dygeasy Concerning His Reply To My Question In The Interview Thread. by LEERICIST(m): 7:38pm On Jun 14, 2016
OP Dygeasy only asked a harmless question. "if you access nairaland through your TV" You have to choose either the football match or the contest. Noone asked you to choose both
#I'm just saying sha..don't kill me b4 my tym abeg
MRNipples:
YES MR DYGEASY i saw your reply to the question and asked concerning shifting the time of the interview session forward probably becaus 5pm is a busy time for NIGERIANS,(students and workers included). I was totally dissapointed when you replied me saying if i access nairaland with my TV? that to me was not only a chidish reply but a stvpid reply that shows you dont reason before you type. How can you expect someone that is watching a football match on full concentration to still be reading interview question on his smartphone? its like typing on a smartphone and at the same time having sex. Well whether you like change the time, whether you like, dont change it. IT will not affect Nigeria economy. doominique closing that thread will not stop me from replying you, seeing the number of haters that like your post, then i think maybe you have a secret agenda with those that liked your post, no wonder you decided to use 5pm to favour a particular contestant. anyways this is my reply to you. Have a nice day
RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland 2016 Day One Interview by LEERICIST(m): 6:47pm On Jun 14, 2016
optional1 I know your phone is having issues but try reduce the blunder abeg.. My "ear" dey pain mee... Ehn optional1 we know you study in federal college of sumtin sumtin.. Ur level was not stated also your course of study was also not stated abi wristbangle are those not part of "educational background"?
RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland 2016 Day One Interview by LEERICIST(m): 5:59pm On Jun 14, 2016
Who knew Dy.geasy had a sense of humour. Lol
Dygeasy:
If the contestants are fine with the timing then we are too and the interview must go on.

You can go and watch your football match. Do you access Nairaland with your Television?
Nairaland GeneralRe: Am In Need Of An IT Place by LEERICIST(m): 5:34pm On Jun 14, 2016
Join the queue. So am I.
PhonesRe: Help - Tecno Boom J8 Or Infinix Zero 3 by LEERICIST(m): 5:01pm On Jun 14, 2016
Gionee M5 or Tecno L8...thank me later
RomanceRe: Which Of These Ladies Can You Toast? by LEERICIST(m): 12:47pm On Jun 14, 2016
lady two with the rottweiler
HealthHow To Survive A Heart Attack When Alone-tips From A Cardiologist by LEERICIST(op): 12:35pm On Jun 14, 2016
Confirmed Autopsy.
Stephen Keshi died of cardiac arrest. Please read this tips from a Cardiologist. It takes you just 2mins.

1. Let’s say it’s 7.25pm and you’re going home (alone of course) after an unusually hard day on the job.

2. You’re really tired, upset and frustrated.

3. Suddenly you start experiencing SEVERE PAIN IN YOUR CHEST that starts to drag out into your arm and up in to your jaw. Yet you are about 3 km from the hospital nearest to your location.

4. Unfortunately you don’t know if you’ll be able to make it that far.

5. You have been trained in CPR, but the guy who taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself.

HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE?
Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only
about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness.

However, these victims can help themselves by:
i. coughing repeatedly and very vigorously.
ii. a deep breath should be taken before each cough
iii. the cough must be deep and prolonged (as in when trying to produce sputum from deep inside the chest).
iv. Continue the breathe deep and hard cough repeatedly about every two seconds without letting-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again.

POINTS TO NOTE:
Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs, while coughing
movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating.
The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can get to a hospital.

Tell as many other people as possible about this. It could save their lives!! May be a life of a beloved.


With long life will I satisfy him,..... Psalm 91:16a
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RomanceRe: Am Going Insane. La Crush La Killing Me! by LEERICIST(m): 11:42pm On Jun 12, 2016
Dude you're wasting your time the OP is not talking about a girl..check his profile you'll see he's gay. I hope he hasn't taken an interest in you already
ifex370:
It'll pass.. As soon as u start talking to her.. You'll realise she's human.. Js like you.. She craps in her pants.. Js like you.. Her mouth stinks early in the morning.. Js like you..
CelebritiesRe: Who Is This Legend? by LEERICIST(m): 9:01pm On Jun 12, 2016
BOB Marley
...by the way you don't need to give yourself headache to see the picture, just tilt your phone to the side and you'll see it.

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