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This memo shown below has been posted in all the hostels in the university premises.

Experiences parents have when they are blessed with a new born baby
Cc lalasticlala

Crash further Was it crashing before?? Here in Choba Port Harcourt a rubber of rice is being sold at #2,000. The other day I went to the market to buy rice and I was forced to buy 2 rubbers of garri instead because of the price of rice.

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Succes to all those who wrote the exams.

A very welcomed development!

Youruba watch for yoruba people

ZeeAfrica:
I sense aheatbroken nigga, who uses food as a means of forgetting his pain

Whatever makes you sleep at night.

1. This bowl of mini heaven https://igcdn-photos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xft1/t51.2885-15/e35/13732356_1051361188279536_193152660_n.jpg
2. This certainly won't cheat on you https://igcdn-photos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfl1/t51.2885-15/s640x640/sh0.08/e35/13767469_582399068599074_111385574_n.jpg
3. #Nodrama https://igcdn-photos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/t51.2885-15/e35/13744196_572623556255509_386254211_n.jpg
4. Just smiles https://igcdn-photos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/t51.2885-15/s640x640/sh0.08/e35/13556920_1035890169825969_1549207169_n.jpg
5. Jollof is very loyal https://igcdn-photos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/t51.2885-15/s640x640/sh0.08/e35/13166963_1055826274503997_1904698214_n.jpg
6. And will always put you first https://igcdn-photos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/t51.2885-15/e35/p480x480/13166710_228131980901359_2090000431_n.jpg
7. This bowl will always be there for you https://igcdn-photos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xft1/t51.2885-15/s640x640/sh0.08/e35/12912591_1167265189971512_628620960_n.jpg
8. No nagging https://igcdn-photos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xft1/t51.2885-15/s640x640/sh0.08/e35/917528_533445650160513_718817342_n.jpg
9. This bowl is hardworking https://scontent-amt2-1.cdninstagram.com/t51.2885-15/e35/13628414_296628880683365_2128881617_n.jpg
10. This bowl climaxes you always https://scontent-amt2-1.cdninstagram.com/t51.2885-15/e35/13285379_1354574024569345_1652333607_n.jpg

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Spotted this at Auchi yesterday. Apparently they were gathered to purchase the Auchi Polytechnic Form which came out a few days ago...
#lalasticlala

Candidates for the 2016/2017 Admission Screening
Exercise of the University of PortHarcourt are
hereby informed that the exercise has been
postponed till further notice.
Candidates are, therefore, advised to continually
check the Uniport Website for further information.
Signed:
Mrs Dorcas D. Otto
Registrar
UPH/REG/327
27th June, 2016
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cc. Lalasticlala, fynestboi, richiez, olawalebabs

See t!ts

Rubbish!

I vote for mimzy optional1 refiner missgdope ivyy lanicky mysticgal krystalklear cc: NLJega

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My name is LEERICIST am based in the United State of Afghanistan but my dad is a native to Niger Delta Avengers but left during the clean up ogoni war for ear infection. Am an avenger here my new pic

We dey sch already na nw u dey post resumption date

https://www.markmerrill.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/09-22-14-when-your-spouse-irritates-you.jpg
Getting irritated by your spouse is an
occupational hazard for marriage. It happens
in all marriages…some more than others.

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[b]Sometimes I frustrate and annoy Susan. I
confessed that when I wrote about how I can be like a prickly porcupine. And sometimes Susan can get on my nerves too. Take a recent weekend this summer for
example. Susan came into the kitchen and
discovered a chip in one of our counters.
Quickly, she declared quite irritably that either I
or my son were guilty of the damage since we
were there. My reaction wasn’t award-winning, but it was
natural since her accusation irritated me too. I
countered, in front of my son, with the
defensive question, “Why do you just assume
that one of us did it when it could have been
someone else?” That didn’t work too well. She got more
irritated with me, walked out of the room,
and went upstairs. As I followed her upstairs,
my frustration was growing too. When I
asked her why she was so upset, she said I
“chastised” her in front of our son and that I never listen to her about taking care of our
furniture. Naturally, I had some examples of
my own to share with her about how she
irritated me…[/b]

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You probably see where this went…nowhere. In
marriage, either of us can make a HUGE list of
how the other annoys and irritates the other,
but that won’t get us anywhere! Thankfully, after we processed this squabble,
we came to the following conclusions:
#1. We are Equal Opportunity Agitators
Husbands and wives BOTH do, or don’t do,
things that irritate the other. So often, I
forget about the things that I do that
frustrate and irritate Susan, dwelling instead
on all those things she does that get at me.
We should take a step back and remember that we are a source of irritation too. Then,
maybe we can overlook some things that our
spouse does.
#2. It’s Not All About Me
Marriage is not all about me. Our job as a
husband or wife is not to make sure our spouse
follows all our instructions and does what we
want them to do for us when we want them
to do it, like a king or queen issuing edicts to a
subject. Rather, we should strive to serve one another. Remember, love is all about giving.
#3. I’m an Agent of Change…for Myself
It’s always easy to focus on what the other
person needs to change. It’s easy to make
mental lists of what we want our spouse to
do differently. But each of us needs to focus
on those things that we need to change about
our own behavior first. Then, when we become models of perfection, we can start working
on changing our spouse.
#4. She/He is Not Me…and That’s Fine!
Our spouse is not made in our likeness. Our
spouse is not designed to conform to our
image. Our spouse does not think or act the
same way we do and they are not supposed
to. They have a different personality and
different ways of doing things. But how often do we act as though our spouse should be just
like us? Don’t demand conformity. Celebrate
the difference!
What are some things you think are important to remember when your spouse annoys you, or you annoy your spouse?

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RIP man!

But you have not seen his face na.. How can you crush on someone who is faceless?

Berlyn:
its not up to one month yet m actually going to crush on lala till he crush back on me

Based on a psychological study a crush only lasts for four month. If it exceeds you're in love. Berlyn take note

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