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Nairaland GeneralRe: Ymodulus I Love You. by LEERICIST(m): 11:09pm On Nov 19, 2014
DemiGodRic:
Yessmiley
Goodluck going to hell grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: Ymodulus I Love You. by LEERICIST(m): 8:02pm On Nov 19, 2014
Are you an atheist toohuh
CelebritiesRe: Ex-miss Unilag Winner Dies Hours After Date With A Ghost by LEERICIST(m): 4:07am On Nov 17, 2014
rip
CelebritiesRe: Guys I Arrived Safely!!! by LEERICIST(m): 7:18pm On Nov 14, 2014
congrats
Nairaland GeneralRe: Why The Ban On Using Smiley On Nairaland? by LEERICIST(m): 3:50pm On Nov 13, 2014
canalily:
does it reflect on ur post? Humm?
See qweshionhuh of course its reflecting on my post... its prolly ur phone's fault :p
Nairaland GeneralRe: Why The Ban On Using Smiley On Nairaland? by LEERICIST(m): 3:36pm On Nov 13, 2014
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
nor be smiley be dis?
RomanceRe: He Wants To Marry Me Against His Parent's Will by LEERICIST(m): 2:13pm On Nov 13, 2014
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FashionAre Decent Clothing Hard To Find Nowadays? by LEERICIST(op): 2:06pm On Nov 13, 2014
I'm appalled with the way our ladies dress nowadays. Does it mean there are no decent clothes in the market anymore? I personally know that a girl can dress decently and still look sexy as hell!!! I was walking behind a girl in school today and I was more disgusted than attracted. If attraction was her aim of dressing the way she did, she definitely missed it with me. Now I'm not saying I'm never attracted to some indecently dressed ladies/girls as the case maybe but I'd appreciate it more if they were to cover a lil more of what they are exposing. This is just an advice to the ladies. If you girls wanna rock the leggings look, you should learn how to rock it decently.
PhonesRe: First Microsoft Phone "Lumia 535" Goes Official With 5” Qhd Display by LEERICIST(m): 10:45am On Nov 12, 2014
nice!!
CelebritiesRe: Photos;rihanna Rocks Ankara Outfit To The White House by LEERICIST(m): 7:12am On Nov 11, 2014
Rihanna is one celeb I'll never get tired of seeing her pictures.. hope to meet her one day# bfor she grows old sha cheesy
CelebritiesRe: List Of Celeberity Photos Nigerians Are Tired Of Seeing by LEERICIST(m): 9:48pm On Nov 10, 2014
abeg remove rihanna o.. i dnt gt tired of seeing her pics cheesy
FoodRe: Which Do You Prefer? Life Chicken, And Frozen Chicken...... by LEERICIST(m): 5:50pm On Nov 10, 2014
samflexxy:
Life chicken at least I know it doesn't have Ebola,that is if i trained it myself
FIXED!! grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: Why Are People Unwilling To Let Others Use Their Phones? by LEERICIST(m): 5:45pm On Nov 10, 2014
I would as long as there's nothing indecent on my phone grin
EducationBetween Mathematics And Statistics, Which Is Tougher? by LEERICIST(op): 5:40pm On Nov 10, 2014
My lil bro got admission recently buh he has to choose btw mathematics and statistics , he likes maths bt he doesn't want to dive into it now and end up dropping out. So guys pls which do you think he should pick?


PS: He asked me for advice and I don't want to disappoint him. I googled it buh didn't get any concrete result! Your response will be greatly appreciated.
CelebritiesRe: Photos: Celebs And Their Unbelievable Lookalikes From Years Ago [A MUST SEE] by LEERICIST(m): 8:33pm On Nov 09, 2014
Did someone say reincarnation?? #I really don't know!! Cute pix tho
RomanceCodes For A Lasting Marriage by LEERICIST(op): 9:48pm On Nov 08, 2014
I won use pidgin yarn dis one gv unu today, as a married man, if u lyk take my advice if u lyk, leave am.

1. Prayer.
Make sure say either you or your wife dey represent your
family for God matter.
Man wey nor sabi pray suppose marry woman wey sabi
pray.
But if you as a man marry woman wey nor sabi pray, make
sure say unu two sidon decide who go dey pray for the
spiritual needs of your new home.
Life na two: Spiritual and Physical.
Na only fool dey blow guy for rain.
You must decide to pray constantly for your family.

2. Faith
Anchor your faith in God.
As a man, many challenges go come. My brother, nor turn
your back away from God.
Pikin fit die, money fit finish, wife fit die, pikin fit nor even
come, bisness fit crumble, and many times, you go dey
suffer. My brother, always remember, even in the midst of
your sorrow, God still cares.
Nor turn your back and walk away from God.
Nor accept evil proposals from cultists or juju pipo
promising to make things better for you.
Remain faithful and steadfast in God. Pipo don pass
through this stage and God help dem out. Yours nor go be
exemption.

3. Begging
95 per cent of men dey cheat on their wife. Dat na fact.
Nor argue am.
Nor let anyone cast you say you be evil man.
No. The difference be say, when some women catch their
hussy redhanded, instead of their hussy to beg, e go dey
gap mouth like say na e right to cheat. Befor we know, the
wife go sing. Everybody go hear.
My brother, if you nor fit dey faithful to your wife, observe
this 5 commandments of cheating. Remember say we don
talk of ten befor for this forum.
A. Nor carry babe go your matrimonial house.
B. Clean yourself befor going home. Delete messages,
throway used and unused condom, delete chats, and
delete call logs.
C. Nor cheat on your wife with pipo wey dey close to your
wife.
D. Nor do skin to skin. Always use condom to stop belle or
disease.
E. Anytime dem cramp you, just go on your knees and beg.

4. Sex
Nor use sex punish your wife for anything or reason.
Always make good love with your wife. Nor rush her during
sex.
Take your time. Admire her unclothedness.
Use your finger, tongue, body movement and even your
eyes.
Touch her small small. Let her cum. And straff her like a
gentle man.
After God, na sex dey woman mind. Anyman wey fit satisfy
e woman sex need, that man fit control the woman .

5. Play your role
Drop feeding money for house regularly. If you nor get, let
your wife know say you nor get.
Be open to your wife. Let her trust you with money. Be a
responsible husband.
A good friend. And a loving companion to your wife.
Let the needs of your woman come first. And nor ever
treat her like a nobody. Be proud of her by letting her
have a say for everything wey concern unu house.

6. Respect.
Respect your wife. Treat her like your mother, sister and
like your pikin.
Nor beat her one day. But if e happen by mistake, I beg,
beg her.
Correct your woman with words.
Nor use demeaning words on her.
Always talk politely with her. Respect her family and always
dey good to dem.
When you dey nice to your woman, her heart go wear your
head her crown.

7. Be a good father
When God bless unu with pikin, my brother, nor transfer
the love wey you get for your wife to your children.
Continue to love your wife, she go love your pikin. And
when you love your pikin, your wife go love you in return.
Be a good father. Provide for your pikin. Stand for them.
Protect them.
Na you be the head of the family, mentor them.
Nor be bad example to dem.
Nor quarrel with your wife for their present.
No matter wetin dey happen, control your anger. When
you and you wife get, nor let the children hear the sound
of unu painful words.

8. Attention.
Always give your wife attention,
If she dey work or do bisness, always discuss the day's
event with her. Show interest in her works and career and
plan with her.

9. Movement.
My brother, reduce your single movement.
All the bachelor lifestyle nai I mean by single movement.
They include
- buying food.
- rabbit life style.
- anyhow spending.
- anyhow dressing.
Etc.
Now when you don marry, make sure you change all
these.
Now, you nor be bachelor again. You must adjust to live a
life to befit this new status.

10. Your family and in laws.
As a married man, always remember your inlaws and your
own family as well as your friends.
Remember your in laws.
Nor forget your own families.
And always keep in touch with your friends.
My new married men, let your marriage work.
We nor wan hear divorce.
We nor wan hear my hussy give another woman belle.
No matter wetin your woman do you, I beg, we beg,
forgive her.
And no matter wetin you do your woman, nor drag who
dey right or wrong. Just accept the wrong and make
peace.
Na this advice I fit give unu today as present for unu
marriage.
On begalf of all the married for Sapele today, I use the
latest couple for the town today
Mr and Mrs Tega Happy Evuen as a point of contact take
pray for unu:
May God bless unu home.
Amen.
Money, children and love na unu birthright.
Amen.
Anywhere unu stand as a family, the grace of God go
stand with unu.
Amen.
Happy married life I wish unu.
CelebritiesRe: Top 10 African Instagram Pictures Of The Week by LEERICIST(m): 8:43pm On Nov 08, 2014
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PhonesNokia Officially Changes Name To Microsoft Lumia by LEERICIST(op): 6:46pm On Nov 07, 2014
A couple of weeks ago, we announced that Nokia was going to change it's name to Microsoft Lumia, well they just did!

Source : https://m.facebook.com/MicrosoftLumiaNigeria/photos/a.299044416798567.65160.128858240483853/764179786951692/?type=1&refid=8&_ft_=qid.6079018882718763710%3Amf_story_key.-3185259705143251987&__tn__=E
TV/MoviesRe: 2face Idibia To Act In Africa's Biggest Star Studded Comedy Film - Head Gone by LEERICIST(op): 5:58pm On Nov 07, 2014

TV/Movies2face Idibia To Act In Africa's Biggest Star Studded Comedy Film - Head Gone by LEERICIST(op): 5:57pm On Nov 07, 2014
King of Nigerian comedy Ali Baba, the Grand Master
Basorge Tariah Jnr., Pop Icon 2face Idibia, crazy
comedian BasketMouth, IK Osakioduwa(OAP & Big
Brother Africa Host), Hafeez ‘Saka’ Ayetoro, Zack Orji,
Sunday Omobolanle (PapiLuwe), Eniola Badmus, Sound
Sultan, Akpororo, Baba Dee, Wale Ojo, Peter Fatomilola,
Tunji Shotimirin, Yomi Obileye, Segun Adefila, Yinka
Akinlawon, Gbenga Windapo, Sunkanmi Omobolanle
amongst others are set to astonish fans with
scintillating performances in Nigeria’s biggest star
studded comedy film ever.

Coming from the renowned entertainment outfit, Naija
Ninja Production; Head Gone is produced by Dare Fasasi
(Baba Dee) and his brother Olanrewaju Fasasi
(soundsultan).
The keen stance of the Director ‘Dare Fasasi (Baba Dee)’
and the special mix of sculpted dialogue, scrupulously-
framed cinematography, A-plus performance and
character interpretation; tailored along a realistic story
is what set this film aside from the rest.
Head Gone is an exciting comedy of error featuring the
travails of a group of tagged men on transfer to
another center. By a stroke of misadventure, some of
the tagged men escaped into the larger society, there
by opening a vista of mistaken identities.
The star studded comedy film, beyond the risible quality
of the hilarious comedy is the socio-political realism of
the plot binding several stands of sub themes like
maladministration, corruption, professional misconduct,
bad leadership amongst others.

Head Gone is a reflection of the globally accepted truism
that a thin line separates sanity and insanity.
Now this is not just another star studded movie where
celebrities only make guest appearances in other to
hype the movie. Headgone will never disappoint on
repeat viewings, the first act is carefully sprinkle with
well-crafted setups that will genuinely appeal to fans of
all genres.

It's rare to find a movie as satisfying on so many levels.
Set to premiere on the 22nd of November at the Muson
center, Lagos. Head Gone will open across cinemas
nationwide on the 12th of December.
A little advice for all the rabid fan base eager for new
content; If you don't get to the nearest cinema to
watch this film when it starts showing; then your
credibility as a film buff is in serious jeopardy until you
do.

For more information, kindly visit the official
website: www.theheadgonefilm.com

Pets11 Things Humans Do That Dogs Hate by LEERICIST(op): 3:29pm On Nov 07, 2014
Sometimes, dogs get impatient with our mixed signals.
Don't you want to do better? (Photo: Hannamariah /
Shutterstock)
Dogs try to be our best friends, but boy do we ever
make it difficult sometimes. Here are some of the things
we do that might make dogs question whether they
want to remain best buds or cut ties completely

1.Using words more than body language
We’re a vocal species. We love to chatter away, even at
our pets , who can’t understand the vast majority of
what we’re saying. Dogs might be able to deduce what a
few key words mean — walk, treat, toy, off — and maybe
even learn hundreds of words as some border collies
have done. But they can’t understand human language.
What they rely on to figure out what we mean is our
body language. Dogs have evolved to be expert readers
of the human body and can figure out what you’re
thinking and feeling before you even realize you’re
thinking and feeling it. But we can easily send mixed
signals if we are only paying attention to what our
mouths are saying and not what our bodies are saying.
If you go to any beginning dog training class , you’ll see
plenty of people saying one thing, doing another, and a
confused dog trying to figure out what in the world is
wanted of them. For instance, telling a dog to “stay”
while leaning forward toward the dog and holding out a
hand like a traffic cop is, in body language, actually
inviting the dog to come toward you. But when the dog
does, she gets reprimanded for breaking her stay
command. It’s all so confusing!
A great experiment (and something that will probably
have your dog sighing with relief) is to try to spend a
whole day not saying a word to your dog, but
communicating only with your body. You’ll realize just
how much you “talk” with your body without realizing it,
how to use your movements and body position to get
the response you need from your dog during training,
and how involved a conversation can be without emitting
a single sound.

2.Hugging your dog
While you might love wrapping your arms around a furry
canine friend, most dogs hate hugs . We as primates think
hugs are awesome and express support, love, joy and
other emotions through hugs. It’s totally normal to us
to wrap our arms around something and squeeze, and it
only means good things. But dogs did not evolve this
way. Canids don’t have arms and they don’t hug. Rather
than camaraderie, if a dog places a foreleg or paw on the
back of another dog, this is considered an act of
dominance. No matter your intentions with hugging, a
dog is hardwired to view the act of hugging as you
exerting your dominance. Many dogs will tolerate it with
grace — the smiling face of the family golden retriever
with a child’s arms wrapped around it comes to mind.
But some dogs will feel threatened, fearful, or just flat
out loathe the feeling — and in fact, a child grabbing a
dog for a hug is why many dog bites occur. Also, the
same dog that enjoys one person's hug might react
entirely differently with another family member who tries
the same thing. You'd be hard-pressed to find a dog
that actually enjoys or seeks out hugs.
This dog is barely tolerating a hug from the little girl.
Everything about the tense mouth, eyes and ears say
that this is not something the dog is enjoying, and this
is a potential safety issue for the little girl. (Photo: Dwight
Smith/Shutterstock)
If you’re wondering if your dog hates your hugs, just
pay attention to her body language when you go in for a
cuddle. Does she tense up? Lean her head away from
you? Avoid even a hint of eye contact? Lick her lips?
Keep her mouth closed? Pull her ears back against her
head? All of these are signs that a dog is uncomfortable.
Yes, even the dog licking her lips while someone snuggles
her is not showing that she is overcome with love, it is
showing submissive, even nervous behavior. So next time
you want to go in for a hug, pay very close attention to
whether or not the dog is okay with it. After all, you’re
putting your face right next to a set of sharp teeth.

3.Petting a dog's face or patting her head
Do you like to be patted on the head? My guess is no.
Having someone reach out and tap us on the head, no
matter how lovingly, is not something most of us enjoy.
It’s annoying at best and painful at worst. And we really
don’t want the hands of strangers reaching toward our
face. If someone were to reach their hand toward your
face, I’m guessing your reaction would be to pull your
head back and lean away, and get a little tense about the
invasion of personal space. Yet most humans think that
dogs like being patted on the head. The reality is that
while many dogs will put up with this if it’s someone they
know and trust, most dogs don’t enjoy it. You may
notice that even the loving family dog might lean away
slightly when you reach for her face to pet her. She’ll let
you because you’re the boss, but she doesn't like it. It’s
a personal space issue for dogs just as much as it is for
us. This is why responsible parents teach their children
to gently pet a dog’s back or rear, but don’t pat, and
definitely don’t go for the dog's face. If you really want
to reward your dog for being awesome, don’t bang on
their head, but give them a rub on their rear end right
by the tail. They’ll thank you for it!

4.Walking up to a strange dog while looking her in the eye
We all know how powerful eye contact is.
While we view
steady eye contact as important, as a sign of
trustworthiness or focus, we have to also be aware that
eye contact can feel unnerving, uncomfortable and
domineering. It’s creepy when a stranger looks us in the
eye without breaking contact, especially as they’re
approaching. It’s clear their attention is zeroed in, but
what is their intention? We have to read the rest of their
face for the cues. Eye contact is part of establishing
dominance for many species, and in humans, we can use
the tiniest of details about the rest of the face — the
softness or hardness of the muscles around the eyes and
mouth — to determine if the stare is friendly or not. And
even then, it’s still creepy to have a stranger stare at us!
It feels the same way for dogs. When you look a strange
dog right in the eye, unblinking, you might be smiling
and trying to warm up to them but the dog is probably
reading it as an act of dominance or even aggression.
They might display a submissive response — looking
away, doing a little wiggle for pets, rolling over onto
their backs — or they might start backing up and
barking. Either way, for most dogs, a stranger looking it
right in the eye while approaching is not a comfortable
situation.
If you want to say hello to a new dog in a way that is
comfortable for both of you, approach with your body
angled slightly (not with your shoulders squared toward
the dog), your eyes slightly averted, and speak quietly
with a gentle voice. All these body language cues of
friendship will help a dog understand you mean no harm.
The dog might still want nothing to do with you, but at
least you didn’t approach in a scary way that could
cause a defensive or aggressive reaction.

5.Not providing structure and rules
Dogs want, need, and love having rules. You might think
having strict rules makes life boring or unhappy for your
dog. But dogs really want to know what’s what
according to their leader. And really, it’s not so hard to
relate as humans. Children thrive when they have a
consistent set of rules to follow, and they do less well in
environments that provide them a free-for-all. Think
about polite, well-balanced kids you know, and the
spoiled kids who lack social skills or throw temper
tantrums when they don’t get what they want. Which set
of kids are the ones with consistently enforced rules and
boundaries? And which set tends to be most consistently
happy? With dogs, it’s pretty much the same thing. Rules
make life a lot more predictable, a lot less confusing and
a lot less stressful.
And speaking of confusing, dogs don’t understand
exceptions to rules. They don’t understand that they’re
allowed to jump on you when you have leisure clothes on
but not when you have work clothes on. They don’t
understand that they’re allowed on the couch after a
bath but not after coming in from a romp in the mud.
Additionally, saying “No” for breaking a rule but not
actually doing something to help the dog stop the
behavior and learn the rule doesn’t count as
enforcement. Dogs thrive when they know where the
boundaries are, and when you spend time enforcing
consistent boundaries with positive rewards, you also are
building up their trust in you as a leader. You’re setting
up conditions for a very happy dog!

6.Forcing your dog to interact with dogs or people she
clearly doesn’t like
Just like so many other social species, dogs have their
favorite friends and their enemies. It is easy to see what
other dogs — and people, for that matter — that a dog
wants to hang out with and those with whom she’d
rather not associate. Yet, there are a lot of dog owners
who go into denial about this or simply fail to read the
cues their dog is giving them. It is common for overly
enthusiastic owners to push their dog (sometimes
literally) into social situations at dog parks when their
dog would rather just go home . Or they allow strangers
to pet their dog even when she is showing clear signs of
wanting to be left alone.
It is important to note that there is a difference between
positive encouragement with shy, fearful, or reactive
dogs. Taking small steps to encourage them out of their
comfort zone and giving them rewards for any amount
of calm, happy social behavior is important to helping
them live a balanced life. But knowing the difference
between gentle, rewards-based boundary pushing and
forcing an interaction is vital to your dog's safety and
sanity. When dogs are pushed too far in social situations,
they’re more likely to lash out with a bite or a fight.
They’ve given cue after cue — ignoring, avoiding, maybe
even growling — and finally they’ve had enough and give
the clearest message of all with their teeth. What is
possibly even worse, is that their trust in you as a
protective leader is eroded, and they have an even more
negative association with a park, a certain dog or person,
or a general social setting. So do your dog a favor: read
the body language she gives you when she doesn’t want
to be around certain other individuals and don’t force it.

7.Going for walks without opportunity to explore and
smell
There are walks, and there are walks. It’s definitely
important to have a dog that knows how to walk
obediently on a leash. However, it’s also important to
allow a dog to have some time to explore her
surroundings while walking obediently on a leash. Dogs
see with their noses, and they place as much importance
on their sense of smell as we humans place on our sense
of vision for interpreting the world around us. It’s
probably safe to say that dogs appreciate the smell of a
tree trunk the way we appreciate a beautiful sunset.
Dogs loathe not being able to take in their world for at
least a few minutes a day, and too often we humans are
focused on going on walks for the sole purpose of
exercise or potty breaks. We trudge along the same old
route, often without any variety or sense of leisure, and
in too much of a hurry to get back home again.
The sense of smell is how a dog takes in the world, and
sometimes they're simply desperate for a chance to take
a good sniff. (Photo: Csehak Szabolcs /Shutterstock)
Do your dog a favor and dedicate one of your daily walks
to having a "smell walk" — going slow and letting your
dog take in the world with her nose. Go somewhere
entirely new, explore a different neighborhood or trail,
let your dog sniff at a spot until she gets her fill, even if
it's for minutes at a time before moving forward. For
helping your dog know the difference between a walk
where she should be obedient and stay beside you, and
a walk where she is free to explore, you can have a
special backpack or harness that you use only for smell
walks. Just make sure it is something very different from
your usual collar and leash set-up so the different
purpose for the walk is obvious to your dog. These walks
are a wonderful opportunity for your dog to get some of
the mental and sensory stimulation that keeps life
interesting for her.

8.Keeping a tight leash, literally
Just as dogs are amazing at reading our body language,
they’re amazing at reading our tension levels even
through the leash. By keeping a tight leash on a dog,
you’re raising the level of stress, frustration, and
excitement for your dog, and conversely, for you. I know
what you might be thinking: “I don’t want to hold a
tight leash, but I have to. My dog is the one pulling, not
me!” But this is why it is so important to teach a dog
how to walk on a slack leash.
An amazing amount of energy is transferred between
you and your dog through that little strip of canvas or
leather. By keeping a loose leash, you’re letting your dog
know that everything is fine and dandy, that there’s no
reason to be worried or tense. With a slack leash you’re
saying to your dog that you are calm and have
everything under control so your dog is free to be calm
as well. On the other hand, by keeping a tight leash
you’re sending a message to your dog that you’re
tense, nervous, on alert, ready to fight or fly, and your
dog responds in kind. Just as you don’t like your dog
pulling you around, it doesn’t feel good to your dog to
constantly be pulled and thus cued to be on alert.
They’re also well-aware that they can’t get away from
you even if they think they need to. A dog that walks on
a tight leash is more apt to bark or be reactive in even
the most mild of social situations. But a dog that can
walk on a slack leash is more likely to be calm. This is a
difficult thing to master, and something the majority of
dog owners can commiserate about, but it is so
important to having pleasant walks with a relaxed dog.

9.Being tense
Tension on the leash isn’t the only way a dog can pick up
how you’re feeling. You can tell when a person you’re
around is feeling tense, even if you don’t realize it. Dogs
have the same ability. The more stressed and wound-up
you are, the more stressed and wound-up your dog is.
And dogs, just like us, don’t like that feeling. You might
roll your eyes, but the next time your dog is acting
frustrated and tense, check in with yourself — have you
been feeling that way for the last few minutes, for the
last few hours, or the last few days? Your dog might just
be acting as your mirror. If you need a reason to
meditate, helping your dog calm down is a great one.

10.Being boring
You know that feeling of being stuck hanging around
someone who is totally boring? Think back: remember
having to be with your parents while they ran grown-up
errands? None of which revolved around a toy store or
park, of course. Remember that feeling of barely being
able to contain yourself, of wanting to squirm and groan
and complain. You couldn't take part in the adult
conversation, which was boring anyway, and you were
told to sit still and hush. But oh boy did you ever want
to just moooove! Just run around the block or
something to break the monotony. That's how your dog
feels when you're busy being that boring grown-up.
Dogs abhor it when we're boring. And it's hard not to
be! We get home from work and we want to unwind, to
get a few chores done, to make dinner and sack out on
the couch and relax. But that's about the most annoying
thing we could do to our dogs who have been waiting
around all day for us to finally play with them.
If your dog is making trouble — getting into boxes or
closets, eating shoes or chewing on table legs — she's
basically showing you just how incredibly bored she is.
Luckily, there is a quick and easy solution to this:
training games. Teaching your dog a new trick, working
on old tricks, playing a game of "find it" with a favorite
toy, or going out and using a walk as a chance to work
on urban agility, are all ways to stimulate both your
dog's mind and body. An hour of training is worth a
couple hours playing a repetitive game of fetch in terms
of wearing a dog out. While of course exercise and walks
are important, adding in some brain work will make your
dog happy-tired. Even just 15-30 minutes of trick
training a day will make a big difference.

11.Teasing
This should be obvious, and we won't spend too much
time on it. But it's worth pointing out because too many
people still think it’s funny. Don't bark at a dog as you
pass it on the street. Don't wave or talk to a dog that is
barking at you from behind a window or door. Don't pull
on a dog's tail. The list can go on and on, but in short,
don't do something you know makes a dog mad just
because you think it's funny. It's not funny to the dog
and can lead to some serious behavioral problems —
and, perhaps deservedly, you getting to sport some new
dog-shaped teeth marks.
RomanceRe: Why Do Guys Have 2 Do This? by LEERICIST(m): 7:28pm On Nov 06, 2014
Tot I was the only one allergic to reading long compositions that doesn't affect my life. Good to know there are others like me.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Airtel 4gb For #1500 promo Is Back!!! by LEERICIST(m): 7:23pm On Nov 06, 2014
Too bad I don't have the lucky sim sad
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Been Jealous Before? by LEERICIST(m): 2:22pm On Nov 05, 2014
Have I ever been jealous? Hell yeah!! But not of a guy talking with my girl grin You can say I am jealousProof
TV/MoviesWhat's The Title Of Your Best Superstory And What Did You Learn From It? by LEERICIST(op): 8:52am On Nov 05, 2014
Mine is "Omoye". Shi* got me crying! And I usually don't cry. It's prolly the most touching movie I've watched. The lessons I learnt were numerous.

Share yours!
CelebritiesRe: What Is Your Month ?? by LEERICIST(m): 8:40pm On Nov 04, 2014
I rep September!!! 2face my guy..
Christianity Etc5 Reasons Why Atheists Are Wrong! by LEERICIST(op):
1.Even Darwin regretted the lie of evolution

If evolution were correct, and humans evolved from
monkeys, then why are monkeys still around today?
There is really no explanation for this, yet this
heathen ideal is still taught in our schools. No doubt
thanks to the agenda’s being pushed by gays and their
liberal co-conspirators to destroy our youth and
convert the nation to communism.

Towards his twilight years, as he faced the prospect of
burning in Hell forever for his blasphemous ways,
even Charles Darwin himself admitted that he
regretted sparking the lie of evolution. Atheists,
however, still do not want to admit it is wrong as the
only other explanation would be God.

2.The big bang theory is impossible

Something cannot come from nothing. It is a scientific
impossibility. The idea that one second there wasn’t
anything then there was is frankly offensive to one’s
intelligence. The big bang relies on an unknown spark,
kind of like the gunman on the grassy knoll theory,
that mixed with chemicals and blew up into planets
and suns and people and plants.

Christians know God made the Earth and sun and
stars. Then he put the people and animals and plants
here. You can see it in the intelligent design of foods
such as bananas and kiwis. They are made to be eaten
easily by humans. If that isn’t enough scientific proof
for you then you must be blind.

3.There is lots of historic evidence of Jesus

The Bible is not the only historic document that
confirms the divinity of Jesus. Many scholars from the
time spoke of the miracles he preformed during his
travels. Often times non-believers will claim that these
passages are faked. They only do this because the
existence of Jesus threatens every lie they tell.

The shroud of Turin, however, is something they can’t
just shrug off. It is real physical evidence that is still
around today, and has been thoroughly investigated
by Christian scientists who have proven it is the actual
burial shroud of the Christ. Many websites confirm
this fact. It is a fact and has been proven.

4.If God didn’t create the Earth, why does everything
work so well?

It can’t be coincidence that we have air to breath,
water to drink, and churches to pray in. God intended
it that way. If he didn’t, then why is Christianity the
most popular religion in the world? Why is America, a
Christian nation, the most powerful in the world? This
can’t be something that just happened to occur.

The fact that every ecosystem in the world acts in
accordance with itself and survives is proof of
intelligent design. If it all just happened, as evolution
and the big bang seem to suggest, there would be
chaos everywhere. Instead, the more we delve into
scientific fields, we find order. Order that can only be
provided by a benevolent creator.

5.Miracles happen everyday

Documented cases of sick people being healed through
prayer happen everyday, but go unreported by the
liberal atheist media. Either that, or they get mocked
by hordes of Godless Internet users on sites such as
YouTube or Yahoo Answers. It is sad to see such free
media with such a great potential to spread the word
of Jesus get used for such travesties. Covering up the
truth is often what Satan’s minions do.

Even scientific studies have confirmed the power of
praying to God and Jesus for help. Atheists always cite
studies, but strangely they never cite these studies.
Because they only use science when it falls in their
favor. To them, anything that isn’t liberal or Godless
simply must not be heard. When one of their
‘theories’ is supposedly proven, they are all over it.
When God’s existence is proven, they are quiet as a
tick.
HealthWhen A Girl Sees Her Period More Than Once In A Month? Cause And Remedy? by LEERICIST(op): 1:22am On Nov 04, 2014
IF A GIRL SEES HER PERIOD TWO OR THREE TIMES IN A MONTH. WHAT'S THE CAUSE AND THE REMEDY?

I know I could've asked google but I just wanted diverse contributions. Tnx
Jokes EtcCry Of A Gulder Ultimate Search Fan by LEERICIST(op): 9:48pm On Oct 31, 2014
So, this guy posted this on the GUS page today and I decided to share. In Chidi Mokeme's voice "Enjoy" grin


[b]Ikezuorah Victor

LETTER TO GULDER Am writing this letter with pain,i am
gulder ultimate search fan since 2009,because of gulder
ultimate search,this years edition,i recharge my dstv i have
abonded for almost a year nw,jst to watch ur show for one
full month,u guys told us that we can we fatantic prizes in
the gulderultimate search viewers choice,i agreed as an
obident fan,for me to use my phone i have to sucribe
1200+9000(i used to recharge my dstv)i visited the viewers
choice,with faith that at least i wil wil a nokia lumia,if i
sell,i wil be able to regain my loses,on the prediction day i
did'nt sleep waiting for 11pm,i predicted at 11pm don't,bt
u guys told me that all prizes has be won,i didn't talk and
complaine,week2 came by,u guys told me the same
story.on the finall week,i lodge into in website at 9pm
waiting for 11pm,continusly washing my face with water so
that i won't fall asleep,at 11pm i predicted and still the
same story,all prize has be won.if am not mistaking am
among the people with the highst vote that make canon
the viewers choice,because i vote both offline and
online,especially offline@10 per vote.After the show,i
calculated lost of 9000(dstv)1200(airtime)6000(fu
el)2500(for voting for canon offline)total #18700.jst to
watch ur show.SO PLEASE GULDER I NEED COMPASATION
CAUSE AM BROKE[/b]

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