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Uniport representing since 1900BC!!! Congrats bro. love you plenty #no homo tho

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That's Dele Momodu, his wife and son, a younger pastor Chris Okotie, and Shina
Peters at Mr Momodu's 35th birthday party in the 90s.

As for me, i believe the end of a thing matters more than the beginning so i didn'T celebrate my matric, i just slept all day in my room. so how did you celebrate yours?

They are same

Worthy competitor ko..love angie's anytym anyday

Who is Tambuwal?

hbd oo farano.. many more years of banning nairalanders ahead
#jst kidding

edozie04:
"EROTIC"U sure u knw d meaning sef?

edozie04:
Nne this ur name eh

EroticAngelina:
wetin do am?

Pls don't derail the thread. Take this discussion somewhere else. Thanks

Pepper second toh comment

So, Nokia Nigeria uploaded the pic below on facebook with the caption obviously referring to the iPhone company saying " Keep up the good work guys…you’re only 2 years behind! "

Link : https://m.facebook.com/MicrosoftLumiaNigeria/photos/a.299044416798567.65160.128858240483853/758989864137351/?type=1&refid=7&_ft_=qid.6075004865991270911%3Amf_story_key.-1572036611101724252

What do you guys think?

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sb

Age 17 in an uncompleted building in d middle of a forest. Seriously, I'm not being sarcastic.

Senzo Meyiwa, goalkeeper and captain of South Africa’s football team was shot dead yesterday
by unknown gunmen at his girlfriend’s house in Vosloorus, south of Johannesburg.
The 27-year-old had played in South Africa’s last four matches for the Africa Cup of Nations
qualifiers.
Meyiwa also played for football club, Orlando Pirates, and had just concluded a match with
them on Saturday, in which they advanced to the semi-finals of the South African League Cup.
According to a police report obtained by BBC, two unknown gunmen entered Meyiwa’s
girlfriend’s house last night, while the third remained outside.
All three gunmen reportedly fled after gunshots were heard. Meyiwa was rushed to the hospital
but was pronounced dead on arrival.
Local media have reported that it was an attempted burglary, but investigations are still
ongoing.
Authorities are offering a reward of $14,000 for anyone who has information that could lead to
the suspects’ arrest.
Photo Credit: UK Telegraph

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Whoa!

Lmao... delicious bread kor delicious bread ni..

This question is mostly for the guys - but ladies feel free
to participate. So yesterday I jokingly asked a few
friends about this and couldn't believe how serious they
took it, so decided to bring it here.

Question is;
1. You will never listen to music ever again in your life
or
2. You will never watch a football match ever again in
your life.
Which would you chose?


For me, it's music all the way no time for football.

Sb

There are things guys love to hear, and things that can
leave them cold and bitter. Read these ten things girls
should never say to guys to know more.

#1 YOUR FRIEND IS SO CHARMING! : Did you meet a new
friend of his who looks gorgeous or is so charming you
felt your pants slipping down by itself? Just don’t tell
your guy anything about it, especially if you haven’t
complimented your guy about the same trait earlier.
A guy would find it complimenting if you tell him he has
really good friends. But if you compliment his friend with
any traits that your own man lacks in, he’d feel more
insecure and even get angry with you and his friend.

#2 WHY CAN'T YOU ACCEPT THAT YOU'VE FAILED? : Guys are
pretty competitive when it comes to succeeding,
especially when it comes to work or earning more money.
If your boyfriend’s trying something new and you see
him failing miserably, don’t tell him that straight to his
face.
Ever heard of the midlife crisis? Well, that’s what
happens to men who feel like failures. If you say it out
loud that he’s a failure, he may hate you for it or try
even harder and frustrate himself more.

#3 MY EX DID IT, WHY CAN'T YOU? : Never say the word ‘ex’
and ‘you’ in the same sentence unless you’re
complimenting your guy. Guys hate being compared,
especially with your exes. Along the same lines, don’t tell
him you’ve had sex with many guys or even compare him
and his body parts with your past lovers. You’ll end up
working him up and making him feel really insecure in
bed.

#4 CAN YOU INTRODUCE ME TO THAT GUY? : This is definitely
dangerous grounds. Unless you’re asking your boyfriend
to introduce you to a celebrity friend of his, never tell a
guy this line. If you seem excited to meet a friend of his,
or end up flirting with another guy in front of your
boyfriend, there’s a good chance your boyfriend may
walk away insulted or infuriated.

#5 WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU, YOU IDIOT? : Don’t
ever yell at him or put him down in front of his friends or
family. Guys can’t take that very well. As much as they
want to impress girls, they still like to be portrayed by
their best sides in front of family and friends.
If you ever yell at a guy in public or in front of others,
you’ll emasculate him and he’ll spend a lot of time away
from you, plotting ways to get even with you for
humiliating him. You won’t be in a relationship anymore,
you’ll be in a war zone. (A guy will only accept this poo from you if you're the "MAN" in the relationship)

#6 I'VE DATED BETTER GUYS : This is a low blow of the worst
kind. Of all the things girls should never say to guys, this
is one that will definitely end up ruining the relationship
forever. It’s almost like a one way street to the end of
the relationship with no place to turn back.
If you tell him he’s not good in bed or that he doesn’t
turn you on, he may end up walking out of your life.
After all, he’s humiliated, bitter and he’s going to
remember those words every time he gets into bed with
you.

#7 NO, DON'T... I'LL DO IT MYSELF : Guys like feeling like
they control the direction of the relationship. At the
same time, they also like offering help or feeling
important by advising you or helping you carry those big
bags or fixing your window. If you stop him from helping
you every time he tries to show off his protective
instincts and strength, he’ll subconsciously assume that
you don’t think he’s capable of doing anything
important.

#8 YOU'RE SO IMMATURE : This single sentence can change
a guy from behaving like a spoilt child and transform him
into a sober man who’s walking to someone’s grave. And
that’s not a good thing either. He’ll hate you for always
behaving like a mum and treating him like a brat. And
chances are, he may even try to cheat on you just to
feel himself again. (A girl told me this poo once, I dumped her ass right there and then!)

#9 YOU ARE SO INSECURE : Your boyfriend may feel insecure
often, especially when you’re a sexy girl who gets a lot
of attention all the time. But he wouldn’t want to hear
that line out loud, especially from you. It makes him feel
helpless and weak. And if you ever say this line in the
middle of an argument, he’s definitely going to get really
annoyed with you and himself.
And to make sure he proves he’s not insecure, he may
avoid you and spend more time with other girls. And
when you speak of it, he may urge you to speak with
other guys too. And what starts off as a little argument
could turn into an ego war that’ll hurt both of you.

#10 WE NEED TO TALK :The fact that you want to talk
about something serious with your guy is a good sign
for the relationship. But when you walk up to him and
say “we need to talk,” he’ll just clam up or go
completely on the defensive because he’ll assume you’re
going to accuse him of something bad.
Instead of starting a relationship conversation with this
line, try to ease the blow on him slowly by just talking
about what you have in mind in an easy manner that
would help him open up instead of shutting himself up.

So the next time you’re having a fun conversation with a
guy, remember these ten things girls should never say to
guys and refrain from using it, unless you’re looking to
pick a fight!

Wizkid- I want your body sleeping in my bed.

She's Ebola free so why not?

I got a thought today, don't know if it's true or not
but are we naturally stubborn creatures?

YungwizzzyPt7:
I said don't open

Humans are naturally stubborn

OK, here's a special announcement. So this week, the
Nigerian Senate passed a bill which states that any Yahoo
Yahoo person caught will go to jail for seven years or
pay N7million...or both.
Once the bill is passed into law and you're caught
committing cyber crimes, including computer-related
fraud, computer-related forgery, offences relating to
pornography, cyber-stalking and cyber-squatting, you're going to jail. Continue
The bill has passed through second reading and it's
awaiting enactment so it becomes a law. Once it's passed
into law, it will become an offense for anyone to commit
fraud using a computer system or network with the
intention of obtaining computer data, securing access to
any programme, commercial or industrial secrets or
classified information.
It will also be an offense to be in possession of a
manipulative device, unauthorized Automated Teller
Machine, ATM card, damaging a computer with the
intention to defraud, trafficking in any password to
defraud customers or financial institutions
If you're convicted, it's 7 years in prison or a fine of N7
million or both.
If you're convicted for committing any offenses relating
to violation of critical national information infrastructure,
then its 10 years without the option of fine.
15-year-jail term for anyone who commits this crime and
it results in the harm of another individual.
Life imprisonment for anyone who commits this crime
and it leads to the death of another person.
And finally, if you own a cyber cafe and you allow the
fraud to happen in your space, then it's 3-year jail term
or N2 million fine
The Senate is just waiting for the president to
approve...and Gboa!

Source : www.lindaikeji..nl/2014/10/yahoo-yahoo-boys-get-in-here-i-have.html?m=1

SB

LeeRiCisT. It's simple and it has a nice ring to it.