Marrying someone who can't make use of Twitter

Kingsolar:

My p is the prepayment. Id spec is cool but am afraid losing my money. Very nice fone

There's nothing like loosing your money on Jumia. If your product is not delivered as specified just call and return, your money will be refunded. I've done this alot of times but for the Gionee X1s, trust me you'll get it as specified.

Pumpido75:
Only one housemate will emerge winner with #45 million and SUV, as such those smiling will still feel the pain of loosing. Only the first counts.

@bolded go tell that to Efe the winner of last year's bbn.

It's already too late to go with Batch A.

My everyday crush

Kobicove:
This looks like a blood relative...there's some facial resemblance between the two of them

The best place to hide money is really in books.

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A Facebook user by name Danger Danger took to Facebook today to announce his passing away and also posted pictures with the caption "RIP". Screenshots below
Cc lalasticlala, mynd44

Make I do come go NYSC make i dey apply for tins like this..

MrHistorian:
Do I really care?

No I don't.

Hi Nairalanders, I know this is not the first time someone is posting something like this here but I sincerely hope someone gets in contact with me and offers me something to do while I wait for NYSC posting. I'm a fresh graduate from the University of Port Harcourt. I studied Computer Science with Statistics. As stated earlier I need something to occupy me during this period before NYSC. Any legal job is acceptable as long as I get paid. I don't want to be idle during this time. You can call me on 08149591218. I'll really appreciate it if any of y'all can help me out. Thanks.

Threebear:
The big headed dwarf might act all nice and proper but he is a snake!

Hahaha that's exactly how I feel about Banky. I just hate that guy.

Everybody is looking for minimum 2 years experience. How does a fresh graduate get that experience?

God forbid I will be any girl's ATM

Ouch

"So good they named him twice". So true!

Cc lalasticlala, mynd44, ishilove

See photo below

badsaint:


Am i the only one that noticed that they changed his boxers after beating him blue black?

They didn't. Na only you see that one

Cc lalasticlala, ishilove, mynd44

The photos below show the burglar (name Kelly) caught red handed inside a boutique opposite Ogodo Primary School, Okpe Road Sapele on Sunday night at about 10pm. His partner ran away when someone in the vicinity raised alarm leaving him inside the boutique. First responders (area boys) apprehended him and beat the day light out of him before he was rescued and taken to the police station at about 11pm after receiving first aid treatment at the Central Hospital. The photo below also shows the hole bore through the wall of the boutique with hammer and chisel to gain entrance.

I thought it was only me o. OP thank you

Forever I guess

Paedophiles everywhere. How can someone be attracted to a child?

Na wa