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Collins4u1:
My first kiss 2018



Our nose was jamming together and our lips couldn't touch. For like 5 secs I was trying to make it touch, till I had to tilt my head a Lil bit to hit it.

Arthurity1:
Did you watch naruto at all?

Arthurity1:
How is it her fault that sarada wears glasses?
And she did more in the war than entire clans!

Arthurity1:
How?

Dollywood:
If you're rapper that can text battle or audio battle, Please quote me with your WhatsApp number, I have a group where we can all Rap battle and have fun.

toniblacman:
You are valid.

toniblacman:
You are valid.

Arthurity1:
Sasuke treated everyone (except naruto) like crap... Only she and naruto kept faith that he would return someday. Naruto never really liked sakura he was only obsessed with her but didn't really have feelings for her and as for her fake confession, she tried to save a friend from a serial killer, what did she do wrong?

DanDeeBoss:
Seriously man!!!! I have tried searching for the meaning but couldn't get a definite or tangible reason for that...... Do coincidences happen frequently??

Luminouz any idea??

symbianDON:
ok. might be derailing to the thread though. while i was at the university studying for my first degree, i had this roommate who shared the same guardian with a close pal of his from the same state (benue) but living in lagos. during a holiday, he invited the said pal to visit him at his place in benue. now, the friend visited and was returning back to lagos. he died on his way. now, before leaving for the holiday, they both had moved some of their belongings for safe keeping to their guardian's house. at the time he died, the guardian hadn't heard about his demise and so it was till my roommate got back to school before he informed the guardian. it came as a rude shock to both of them when the guardian informed my roommate that the friend had come to his place during the holidays to remove all his belongings on the claim that he had secured admission overseas and was leaving! curiously,the day he came was the exact day he was buried!!!

ManuelMount:
It's a time where we all stay at home and due to this reason thoughts enter our minds, mostly about the past

Which brings today's people choice question

Do you miss your ex and why?

stupidity:
Almost everywhere is getting unsettled. This is the time you wish you have a gun. But you don’t have a gun. What do you do?

Get a very good Bluetooth speaker. Not those China made but HK, JBL, SONY are best in this regard. Always leave at least 50 percent charge for the night.

Head over to play store and download the YouTube app. At nights, maybe 11, 12 or 1am. Power your speaker and place it outside, crank the volume to 80 or 90 percent. open the YouTube app and search for a very good “gun shot” sound effect. Don’t play the crazy machine guns it will sound suspicious. Where you wan see machine gun?


Look for good double barrel sound effect or that of pistol. Load it up and fire two shot in the air

Gangster mode. That should scare any motherfvcker off. Around 3 or 4 am. Load it up again and fire three shots. Init!!!


I hope it helps. Not cool to post but there’s no other way to pass it.


The real deal is, you get to help your neighbors too. Nobody knows where the shot came.

Wisdom!!! My head wan burst

I wan turn Solomon


Edited: for the first time ever. I uploaded a photo. I did not lie this time. So expect more stories with photos soon.

Before you start to roast me, I said “I hope it helps”. Hopefully!! That kind thing

forghon:
What about if the speaker says loudly "YOUR BLUETOOTH DEVICE IS NOW CONNECTED OR IT MISTAKENLY PAIRED THE THEIVES DEVICES"

Damilare65:
That's because you are the weed its not for first timers, eating of the weed causes more high than smoking it haha