Tbh if I was wizzy I would do the same Hw u go enta club dy snap persin wey dy smoke weed for DUBAI of all places? Tho the fone wrecking was extreme the homie shld hve left wizzy alone
malipberry: In an effort to promote a violent free 2015 election,this corp member, Sidiku olusegun, a batch b corper serving in the fct took it upon himself to sensitize the public on the need to come out and vote there preferred leaders.donning a customised white T-shirt with the following message"government pikin say COME OUT AND VOTE, your vote, your power, say no to violence"he went to strategic parts of the city where he boldly engaged the teaming populace consisting mainly of your everday hustler in healthy conversations bordering on why violence should not be part of the electioneering process.as part of his message, he sited countries such as Rwanda, somalia and recently CAR all of which were adversely affected by politically influenced violence.When asked why he was carrying out this crusade,he replied that every youths has to be part and parcel of any process that will determine there future, he added that added that as a patriotic Nigerian who believes in the countries potential for greatness,he voluntarily decided to solely carry out this project. Hoping it will make a difference. Kudos to the young man!
My fellow corper Plss shun all form of violence #voteinpeace
Riodiao: Letter to Buhari from the grave of the innocents – By Bashir Yusufu Dear General Buhari; I would’ve addressed this letter privately to you, but in the expectation that you may not receive it, I decided to make it an Open Letter, in the hope that you would stumble on it, read it and hopefully feel some of the pains and anguish that have been my lot. Having said that, permit me therefore to proceed with the rest of this missive from the grave of innocents departed. Last night, while I was at my modest home in Katsina, relaxing and probably half-awake, I heard the voice of my cousin who was killed in the North in April 2011 during the post-election violence instigated by your loss of the presidential election. With bloodshot sad eyes, my cousin, looking apparition-like, was wailing “Gen Buhari, why why”. My cousin’s name is (or was) Mallam Yusuf Danfulani, a bright young lad originally from Katsina State, who was slaughtered in cold blood and set on fire by youths chanting “Sai Buhari”, like they are again now chanting in 2015. Gen Buhari, in case you have forgotten, Yusuf was slaughtered in your name even though he never did any wrong to you, and even voted for you against Dr Jonathan. He lost his life just because the murderers you encouraged by your many hate speeches believed Yusuf to be from middle belt or southern Nigeria, most probably because of his bulky looks and brave, patriotic attempts to prevent the killing of an innocent Youth Corper, Ukeoma Ikechukwu. Even though he cried out in Hausa and Fulfulde, he was still not believed by those you (Buhari) managed to brainwash to see all non-Fulani Nigerians as conspiring to vote against you. In this very case, Yusuf voted for you but his ‘Sai Buhari’ killers never believed he did. Like you, Gen Buhari, the mob was baying for the blood of innocents. If not for Yusuf’s best friend who was with him and was himself nearly killed, we would not have recognized his charred body that was burnt beyond recognition. And thanks to the same friend for recounting to us the little he could make out at the last moments of Yusuf’s life, the agony he passed through and the most important words he uttered before he gave up. It is the same words I heard him utter last night from the grave: ‘Gen Buhari, why why’. Yet, to this day, you (Buhari) have not cared to apologize or show any remorse, but you instead offered lame excuses for the bloodletting you had instigated, and still instigate. I now ask you this: Gen Buhari, must you always shade blood, like you started doing from 1983, to rule Nigeria? Do you recall how you killed Brigadier Bako in 1983 just so you could take power by force from Shehu Shagari? General Buhari, Ukeoma Ikechukwu himself was reported missing that same day Yusuf was murdered by your supporters, and finally confirmed dead the following day when his charred remains was discovered in a hooded area. Apparently, your supporters had dragged him out of the open and tortured him before finally snuffing life out of him. Like my cousin, Yusuf, Ukeoma was very young and an innocent. Unlike Dr. Jonathan, they were not contesting against you. Yet, when they were killed, part of Nigeria was killed with them; the same Nigeria that you are now angrily campaigning to rule. Yusuf and Ukeoma were not alone. Six other innocent Youth Corpers were also murdered in Bauchi, where you Buhari, polled 1,315,209 votes (almost 82 per cent), defeating Dr Jonathan who scored 258,404 votes and did not even hit the 25 per cent mark. The corps members were reportedly chased to a police station where they sought refuge. But the rioters, who were raving mad with bloodlust and chanting “Sai Buhari”, overran the station and murdered the young Nigerians in cold blood. So, Gen Buhari, as you can see from the Bauchi result and it’s aftermath, your supporters even shade blood when you win; still you have no qualms. Today, you are prancing around the nation, arrogant and angry as usual, behaving like you have already won the election; and thus setting up another bloodletting if you are not announced winner. The story of Obinna Okpokiri is as heart-wrenching as Yusuf’s. The 27-year-old was butchered and burnt to ashes, in the service of his fatherland. Okpokiri’s own circumstances were as gruesome as they could be. He had run to the Corpers’ Lodge as the rampaging ‘Sai Buhari’ rioters targeted Youth Corper polling officers recruited by INEC for the election. As painful death loomed, the young Nigerians contemplated fleeing to the barracks. But they were not lucky enough. Your ‘Sai Buhari’ supporters caught up with them, slaughtered and set them on fire. Like Yusuf, these innocents are human beings and future leaders on the last laps of fulfilling their national duty before moving on to a bright future. But it was not to be because, in your name, Gen Buhari, they were slaughtered, sliced, soaked in petrol and scorched. Reduced to ashes in minutes and in the most callous fashion by those that are not better citizens or humans than them. General Buhari, while you are now busy inciting another violence, please bear in mind that in 2011, your supporters turned violent in whole 12 northern states as they burned the homes, vehicles, and properties of innocent Nigerians, some of whom are also Muslims and Northerners like you and my cousin Yusuf. Your ‘Sai Buhari’ supporters also targeted and killed Christians and members of southern Nigerian ethnic groups, who were seen as supporting the PDP, and they burnt churches across the north. One particular attack in Bauchi stood out as most heart-breaking. According to Human Rights Watch, on April 17 in Giade, a rural town in northern Bauchi, ‘Sai Buhari’ mobs attacked youth corps members in the town. The Corpers, who were mostly from Yoruba, ran to the local police station to seek refuge, but the mobs stormed the police station. The mob killed the police officer on duty and burned down the police station. They raped two of the female youth corps members and then hacked them to death with machetes, along with five male youth corps members. In total, rioters killed ten youth corps members in that town alone. A lecturer at the Nuhu Bamalli Polytechnic, Zaria, Kaduna State, described to Human Rights Watch how a mob of Muslims chanting “Change, Sai Buhari” attacked and killed several Christian students, a Christian lecturer and four Muslim students suspected of being PDP sympathizers on April 17: He said “Between 10 a.m. and 12 p.m., they entered the school chanting slogans and shouting: “Where are the Christians and Muslims that supported the ruling party?” They had painted their faces black and were shouting that they needed “change”, the Congress for Progressive Change campaign slogan. The mob had all sorts of weapons – machetes, sticks, and clubs. They started breaking the glass on the buildings. The students ran away but the mob pursued them into the staff quarters and they had nowhere to go. The mob beat them to death. The lecturer they killed was Yoruba“. Finally, Gen Buhari, let me end this letter by asking you this question: When are you going to apologize to me, to Yusuf’s aged parents, to Ukeoma’s parents, to parents of all innocents murdered by your brainwashed supporters, to Nigeria and to mankind? And here is Yusuf again, asking you from the grave: “Gen Buhari, why why”. Bashir Yusufu. yusufubashir@yahoo.com
You or the clown who wrote that letter to tarnish GMB should know that brigadier bako was to be the head of state after that coup but he was killed by the national guard when he tried to arrest shagari
fun4: Former Vice President Atiku Abubakar has stated he is not fully visible in the campaign rallies and programmes of the presidential candidate of the APC, Muhammadu Buhari, because the campaign secretariat has refused to invite or consult with him in its programmes.
In an interview with the Hausa service of the BBC monitored Friday morning, the former VP said he has paid his dues as far as politics is concerned in the country because he has participated in many presidential campaigns in the past.
“I campaigned for late Shehu Yar’Adua twice successfully,” he said. “We did that of Abiola, Obasanjo and for myself.
“I am not a light weight politician, whoever needs my presence should contact and extend invitation to me.” Atiku said he has already made his feelings known to the Director General of the Buhari campaign organisation, Governor Rotimi Amaechi.
“They need to check the strategy they are adopting and I made that clear to the campaign DG, Rotimi Amaechi and I told him that if you don’t consult or invite me, you will not see me,” he said.
Asked whether his remarks meant there was crisis in the APC, Atiku said the situation has not degenerated to that extent.
Atiku, however, said although he had “issues and reservations” with the way the campaign was being run, he expressed the view that it was not too late to make amends.
Sile12: There was a time in the early 90s when WWF took over our television sets. Royal Rumble, Summer Slam, Wrestle Mania, No Mercy and other such championships were the only things every guy out there was talking about. 80s/90s were the golden era of wrestling, the blood was real and so was our enthusiasm. Taking you years back right into the ring when WWE was WWF, here are wrestlers from the 80s/90s who we simply cannot forget.
1. HULK HOGAN.
Ultimate warrior died last year Kamala lost his legs to diabetes But op why u leave out macho man and razor ramon,mick foley aka mankind and owen hart even rick flair sef
jamace: Buhari is not the answer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1. I have never seen any school built in his name. 2. I have never seen any borehole constructed by him. 3. There is no record of any scholarship awarded by him or for him nor through him. 4. I have never seen him use his popularity to canvass for any charitable work nor any humanitarian effort, not even at the height of the polio scourge where other purposeful and prominent leaders lead the campaign for immunization. 5. No single text book has been donated to any school either by him, for him or through him. Asides from doing nothing for others, he has not even improved himself since his exit from office. 6. No book written, no memoirs, no lectures, nothing! 6. The only thing of note he can point to are his numerous interviews on the BBC Hausa station. 7. He never championed for a university in his state nor has he ever been involved in any kind of development programme to better the lives of the Almajiris in Daura. 8. His entire existence has not lead to any meaningful development in Daura, yet they say he can change Nigeria. Doesn't charity begin at home anymore? 9. No wonder he was referred to as being ''perpetually unelectable''. 10. He is not a patron to any organization, group or association. 11. No professional body in Nigeria has ever invited him for their lecture, convention or gala night. 12. The only time any known form, body or human assemblage ever chose him to do anything for them was when the Boko Haram terrorist sect nominated him as their spokesperson in the proposed talks with the Fed Govt. Imagine that! 13. He recently joined twitter because of elections. At 72 what does he have to offer?
Everyone would like change and positive change is always good but Gen Buhari isn't the answer! Nigerians, be wise. Vote GEJ.
Bro if u must accuse someone of something say the truth plz Buhari was chairman of ptf during abacha's regime All officers who worked with him even his surbodinates say he is incorruptible Oh and the ptf used to give books to schools as well Jona is on his way to his villa jst accept it
successmatters: As igbo people, we are not supposed to fold our arms and watch as things go wrong in our states, lets gather here to critically analyse the performances of our state governors with a view to improve their performance and shame the non performers.
I am not going to reveal my state, so I don't sound partial. I am from Igboezue state. I live in Igboezue.
I dont support any party, (pdp or apc or labour party or ppa or sdp should keep off) I vote for individual performance, so let's forget partisan politics in our exchanges.
Please be factual, state points truthfully and without insults. Ekenekwaa m unu!
The best is sulli chime my brother from udi who has made our state shine and helped us forget that clown called nnamani On the other hand no governor(whole naija included) can be worse than t.a orji,such a pity a great state like abia is now a cesspool Igbo kwenu,enugu kwenu!!
[quote author=nollyj post=31292895][/quote]Mass comm Really op u sure say u dy skul at all U knw all ds sport papers,newspapers u read and the news u watch?well na mass comm peeps dy do dm jobs so just remove mass comm
Veneto81: In the last 20 years, Nigeria has had some good strikers and some bad strikers. Some have performed at the U-17 level and later messed up at the big stage.
Looolz Indomie generation be calling yakubu worst ever For your info top strikers way better than yak have missed open nets and were still highly rated Naija's worst striker ever has to be peter ijeh Overrated crap who was shown out for what he was
Orijin101: 1 I'll call you meaning; “I’m not going to call you. Well, I might. Probably not, though.”
2 she's just a friend meaning; “I’m flattered by your jealousy and I swear I’ve never had sex with her. If I had, we probably wouldn’t still be friends.”
3 It's my fault, I'm sorry meaning; “We’ve been arguing about thisfor hours and I just can’t take it anymore. Congratulations, you wore me down. Can we have sex now?”
4 Can we talk about this later? meaning; Can you just shut the fvck up and let me concentrate on what I'm doing.
5 "I was just kidding" meaning; “Oh shiit!!!! I was using humor to express something I believed to be profoundly true, and you saw right through it. This is me backpedaling.”
6 That's not what i mean meaning; “Oh shiit!!!!! you took that much worse than I thought you would.”
7 I like girls that doesn't wear makeups meaning; Just don’t paint yourself up like a clown. It takes forever, it smells weird and if I touch you or kiss you, it gets all over me. That doesn’t mean I don’t want you looking your best.”
8 How do you know that guy? meaning; “Have you had sex with him? Because I’m either threatened by him or think he’s a douche and am worried about your standards.”
9 Can you come over for dinner? meaning; “Come over to my place so we can have sex.”
10 I'm okay meaning; “Maybe I’m not really all that okay, but it’s something I’d prefer to deal with on my own. Please stop asking me if I’m okay, because the more times you ask that question, the less okay I actually feel.”
Icon4s: If your state House of Assembly is not listed here, you can add. And if the pix does not give a true reflection of your state house of assembly u can upload yours. Happy Viewing.
Bia wia is enugu own na!!!!! Enugu>>>all south east states 042 kwenu
Dapo777: Being a guy comes with some downsides too.
1)Lots of attention. Guys envy girls for this. The girls get all the attention everywhere they go,Facebook,twitter,instagram ,its a girls world online. What about offline,girls still get all the attention. If a guy and a girl should ask for the same help,the girl has 85% more chances of getting helped. So annoying
2)Girls are always right. In an argument,a guy can never win it,he must give up for the girl to win the argument,also a guy cannot hit a girl even if the girl is hitting him,its not fair.
3)Girls are wooed. Girls get wooed and flattered all the time,their ego are nurtured 24/7 but a guy is left with his own ego to carter by himself. So sad
4)Lesbians are more tolerated than gays. Lesbians are more accepted than gays generally,even straight people get turned on by lesbians and not gays. So sad for the gays.
5)Girls enjoy sex more. Ohhh gush this is the most annoying, imagine me doing all the work ,pounding her like my life depends on her punny only for her to be screaming in ecstacy ,enjoying all the thrill. The kind of intense orgasm girls have ehn,it makes guys fascinate about what its like to have an orgasm as a girl. To make matters worse,they have multiple orgasm. clitoral own is there,vaginal own is there,g spot own is there, even nipples orgasm is there. BUT WHY?
6)Girls manipulate guys without getting noticed. They know all the tricks in the book. They manipulate guys and we guys don't see it as manipulation, is it through tears? Through sex? Through sweet words? Chaiii guys have suffered. We even pay for the sex they are enjoying more. Wtf?
7)Women are more sympathetic than men. Women generally can show more sympathy than men. Some men can't be taught be importance of sympathy, not all men tho,but generally women have the upper hand.
Women do less work Since they are considered weaker vessel,they do less work wherever they are,on a general note. Men are handled with iron hand while women are pampered and they still get the same reward with the guys or even higher reward.
Well that's it.
Lol op are u for real I swear some threads just make rotflmao Envy chicks??in naija Yo OYO op
FriedPlantain: So me and my hommies were at home today arguing about which sport is the most boring to watch or play ever! And I thought to myself, hmmmmmmm Friedplantain, why don't you write about it and bring it on to nairaland just to a wider view. So guys, what sport do you consider the most boring ever? let's here your opinion. Below is my list.
Golf: Golf is the first word that comes to mind when you hear the words sports and boring together.There’s no excitement, the announcers are reminiscent of your boring uncle, the golfers put a ball in the hole, take their caps off in return of a round of applause from an audience mostly comprising of Sunday golfers and their caddies. They don’t run, unless there’s a loose dog in the greens; they simply stroll. The only fun part is when the ball ends up in a pond or a bunker or gets lost in the woods. Now imagine hitting a golf ball 15 times, and every time you hit it, you ride in a golf cart to the ball. You end up spending more time in a golf cart than you spend playing the game. Such a terrible game to watch, only suitable for retired old men and the obese!
Swimming: I’ll be the first to admit, 2008 went a long way towards developing appreciation and interest in swimming. I’ll also be the first to admit that I could make painting my bedroom a national fascination if it was an Olympic sport. You can’t see the swimmers, so you can’t cheer or appreciate your favorite. Instead, you end up rooting for a rubber hat and goggles. When the moving yellow lines that represent the world record and Olympic record make the sport about 70% more interesting, you know you’ve got a boring sport on your hands.
Baseball: It's like watching paint dry.Baseball is outdated and so completely boring that I can't believe that it's still even a thing. I can see maybe a hundred years ago baseball making sense. There was nothing else to do, no TV, no internet, less premarital sex. I can imagine living in that time and finding nothing better to do than watch some people hit a ball with a stick in this unbelievably slow paced game. But not today! Like common guys! Baseball is what I use to put myself to sleep when I have to wake up early for work. i simply switch from anything channel that is keeping me from sleeping to ESPN and voila, I'm already zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Such a sad game .
Basketball: Yes I know most basketball lovers on nairaland would most likely eat me raw once they notice their beloved sport made my list but hey sport doesn't get more boring than basketball in my opinion. Any sport that has a 'foul' every 30 seconds shouldn't even be considered a sport and to add sublime to the ridiculous, the game pattern is so insanely monotonic and boring! You score, I score. You shoot, I shoot. You score, I score, You shoot, I shoot. You score, I score. You shoot, I shoot. Game over!! If I was really interested in watching someone score continously for over 40 minutes, I'd rather just watch p0rn!
Cricket: cricket on its own day can be dreadfully daft and painstakingly slow (thank you Supersport for slowly killing us everyday with this). The bowler is happy to swing his arm over and be done with six deliveries and the batsmen is even happier to let most of them make their way to the man with the most boring job in the world, the wicket-keeper. To main things more worst, the bowler guy keeps rubbing the ball on his crotch and then spitting on it and then rubbing it again again!....like the phuck? Combine these characteristics with 13 soporifically dressed players, half of them half asleep in the slip-cordon, and you get 5 days of uninspiring and insipid duel in a placid atmosphere.
Curling: This sport must have been a mistake. Putting two teams together and asking them to sweep a rock across the floor and then judging who swept better is not sport, surely not. If sports were ever classified as pure entertainment, curling would be the perfect irony. Where’s the fun in rolling a stone on an almost frictionless surface with two others quite aimlessly and amusingly scraping the surface with modified broomsticks, in the ambitious hopes of changing its velocity and direction. the first time I saw curling on TV, I was so bored I almost felt like jumping off a cliff. So so sad and so dead-brain boring.
So guys, what sport do you consider the most boring ever? let's here your opinion.
Golf and curling have to be the dryest sports ever liveth Swimming eeeh no ever heard of ian thorpe,mark spinks,mike phelps?? Cricket no cuz once u undastand the game you'll actually love it
ndukwejoe: After sex with my wife, i normally tell her, "Thank you". Sometimes, i forget and she would remind me to tell her the usual Thank you which i will oblige.
Guys, i want to here from you.
NB: This is for men, not boys. Thanks
The troll nation is at it again haaaaaaaaahahahahaa Op you say na u dy tank ur wife afta sina ni ah Eleni gidi gan oooooo Omo na to log off na!!!
Noneroone: The spokesperson of President Goodluck Jonathan’s campaign organisation, Femi Fani-Kayode, has stated that the candidate of the All Progressives Congress, Muhammadu Buhari, has failed to inform his audience in the United Kingdom how he loves the extremist group, Boko Haram.
Mr. Buhari spoke at Chatham House in London Thursday where he stated that if elected, he would restore Nigeria’s lost glory.
In his reaction via a press statement, Mr. Fani- Kayode said it was amazing that Mr. Buhari refused to participate in a debate in his own country but was ready to go to a foreign country to sell his message in a desperate attempt to curry favour with the people of that country.
“We wonder whether General Buhari told his foreign audience whilst he was in London how much he loves Boko Haram,” he said.
Boko Haram has been terrorising the people of Nigeria, with reports saying the terrorist group has killed over 13,000 Nigerians since 2009.
Mr. Fani-Kayode also said he wondered whether the former head of state told his audience that he once said that he believed that ”an attack on Boko Haram is an attack on the north” and that the Boko Haram terrorists should be appeased, pampered, resettled and paid allowances.
“We wonder if he told them that he was once nominated by Boko Haram to be their spokesman and representative during proposed negotiations with the Federal Government,” he said.
The PDP presidential campaign spokesperson said he was surprised Mr. Buhari did not tell his audience that he was the one who ordered and organised the “violent injecting, crating and disgraceful kidnapping of a former Minister of the Federal Republic of Nigeria by the name of Alhaji Umaru Dikko from the streets of London 31 years ago when he was in power”.
He said the president’s campaign would express its views about Mr. Buhari’s “stage- managed show of shame at Chatham House at a later date” and, that at that time, more details would be provided.
“For now, all we can say is that it is truly pitiful that a former Head of State of the Federal Republic of Nigeria believes that it is more important to win the hearts and minds of the British than it is to win the hearts and minds of the Nigerian people.
“General Buhari can run to any foreign country in the world to say anything that he likes but at the end of the day the decision as to who will lead Nigeria as from May 29th this year will be determined by no one else but the Nigerian people. The game is on here and not in London,” he said.
emusmith: The First Lady, Dame Patience Jonathan, has enlisted the support of voters in Abia State and the South-East in general for the re-election bid of her husband, President Goodluck Jonathan
Patience, who was speaking at a reception organised for her by her maternal kinsmen of Ohuhu clan in Umuahia North Local Government Area of Abia State, said a vote for Jonathan would guarantee sustainable transformation of the country. She was also honoured with the chieftaincy title of ‘Nkalari’ at the event, which also doubled as a fund raiser and ground-breaking ceremony of Ohuhu Civic Centre. Mrs. Jonathan noted that her husband had the interest of Ndigbo and Nigeria at heart, saying that he had demonstrated enough commitment to give the people of the South-East a sense of belonging.
The First Lady identified the upgrading of Enugu and Owerri airports to international status, rehabilitation of Onitsha-Enugu Expressway, Enugu-Port Harcourt Expressway, the second Niger Bridge, among others, as some of the key projects undertaken by her husband in the region.
She, therefore, solicited the continued support of Ndigbo for her husband in the 2015 elections, saying that the ethnic group as well as people from other parts of Nigeria would be better off if Jonathan was re-elected.
Patience said, “A bird in hand is better than thousands in the bush.
Any presidential candidate who wants women to go back to the kitchen should be shunned.”She also urged the people to “vote massively for all the PDP candidates” in the 2015 elections, arguing that the party had plan for all classes of Nigerians.
Earlier in his remarks, one of the major financiers of the PDP in the state, Chief Arthur Eze, had said Jonathan was God-sent to console Ndigbo after decades of marginalisation and neglect. He urged the people to remain steadfast in their support for him. He said, “Any Igbo person who abandons Jonathan will not progress.
”He recalled that Jonathan remained the only Nigerian President that had genuinely identified with the cause of Ndigbo.
In his speech, Governor Theodore Orji restated the willingness of the people of the state and Ndigbo in general to vote for Jonathan in 2015, describing him as a true in-law of the state.“Abia will be the last state to abandon Jonathan,” Orji said, noting that the President had shown enough interest in the state. “Hence, he deserves their unalloyed support,” he said.
It was a Naira rain at the event as the N500m estimate for the entire project came from only two individuals – Arthur Eze and Chief Emma Mbaka of the Platinum Mortgage Bank, with each pledging N250m. Pledges from other donors which were also in millions were only extra. Some dignitaries at the event were Deputy Speaker of the House of Representatives, Emeka Ihedioha; ex-governors Peter Obi of Anambra; and Sam Egwu of Ebonyi states; and Senator Hope Uzodimma.
Others were the PDP governorship candidate in Rivers, Nyesom Wike; Senator Andy Uba; and Chief Ifeanyi Uba of the Transformation Ambassadors of Nigeria.
Hahqahahahahahahahaaa abandon? Me don desert am teeey teeeeey Sai buhari
Raiders: you better leave that girl alone. She is not serious. However if you want to continue fucking her make sure you use condoms so you don't get her pregnant or std
I usually ignore these troll stories cuz its so obvious all the most ie no spontaneity @ troll op as long as u no dy marry d babe just knack raincoat and eat ur share