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deebsman1:
what u said is possible, sure its not all igbos that are against buhari just as it is not all hausas and also yorubas that are supporting him. just from a random observations here in lagos, majority of those people in d GEJ camp are people from the east and south south

deebsman1:
1 thing i have come to realize during this election is that 98% of those hating on GMB are igbos, the yorubas and the hausas are solidly behind GMB and luckily this time around they are both the two majority tribes. and d majorities always carry d day

Mogidi:
Your postulation above only confirm lack of trust regarding your own health. It really does expose how unhealthy you feel, I mean, thinking you might die before a 73yr old geriatric exposes your lifestyle.

Am in tip top shape, have no age related diseases or terminal illness, thanks. If you love Buhari so much you want to die before him, by all means proceed.

lalasticlala:
http://www.punchng.com/columnists/etcetera/to-buharis-supporters/

Endougs:
At the Lagos rally today .. Tinubu said "CERTIFICATE or NO CERTIFICATE, Buhari is a GENERAL"..

Now they admit he has no certificate..?

Doortun:
Vic O is more influential than many listed above

Yop yop yop evry body after parry evry body After parry.

makazona:
laff won kill me eh

modified:

shout out to all of you out there.FTC nah turn by turn

Fainaline,u are such a wonderful creature!

ireneony:
Why always Lagos ....
I can't stand Lagos
What do anyone expect from the most dirtiest state in Nigeria

SeverusSnape:
Who compiled this list?.... Oh!.**in buhari's voice** It is Fremium timfes**

No wonder APC governors are at the top, I don't see why Sullivan chime should be 9th.

Where is my AYO FAYOSE

**runs out of thread**

chychyobbi:
this disturbing photo of alleged cultist whose name is said to be Swash...He was a suspected cult member.

According to the person that sent in the picture, he was killed yesterday morning by suspected to be cult members he had problem with at ESBS Junction while selling tickets for bus drivers.

The cult against cult war started from Awka last week and have now extended to Enugu. Sadly, Enugu's own is more bloody, they are reportedly Killing student and non student because cultism is not only student joins cults.. Please let us know the situation at Enugu if you reside there. See graphic photos as you continue...Abeg, photo is very disturbing ooh! So if you no get heart, no look!!

http://www.chichinwaafrica.com/2015/01/omg-see-graphic-photos-of-allegged-cult.html

TCD:
military policy in 1961 is different from policy in 2015 .

Rodriquez:
http:///x3s

obowunmi:
What about the man who has no future plans for you yet introduces you to his mom, sister, entire family, friends..

You never jam sharp guy.

liberty300:
mr. English, you don't know you're wrong Abii? Op was correct..seems you didn't write jamb to see this kinda questions. The last "s" in blasts means continuous tense..which is wrong. Correct yourself Mumu man

emusmith:
Every Lady, I mean ALL are emotional and thus likes to be appreciated and loved, even the ones with seemingly loud mouth.

These things I'm about to mention are SUPPOSED to be usual but as time flies, men throw away their first love outa thin air. How pathetic!

I'm Single but I do believe (without apology or contrary opinions) that my future home will be Heaven on Earth because I'll make it work

I believe in love. I believe men ought to love their wives first, then upon her will come the inner strength to respect him unreservedly (some ladies be like, Now You're Talking )- okay

I have a vision of still being romantic to my wife at 80 and beyond.

It's easy only if a guy and a girl can settle down to plan at courtship how their home should look like. I have seen a few homes like that and that made me feel like getting married almost immediately

I'm not a Woman Wrapper... But even if I am to one Lucky woman, it's worth it.


What Are Some Sweet Usuals Every Man Is Supposed To Be Giving To Her Wife?



1. Pillow fight


Many marriages lack this game. Pillow fights lessens Real fights. It unites two people together. Have you ever played a video game with a crush before? If you have, you'll understand what I'm saying. Guys, hit her softly sha o......



2. Hold her hand in the street.

You may wonder why this is included... Except for some new couples and a few elderly ones, some men have gotten too familiar with their wives that they feel so " I dunno" to hold their wives hands on the street. As a matter of fact, this means a lot to her. It tells her your love for hasn't diminished a bit.



3. Be initiative enough to always take her out on special days.


Perhaps, you have grown up kids, take your wife out alone... The wife of your youth ... It's Valentine's Day, go on a date with her to re-enact your love for her. Your company's party? Take her along even if she's pregnant unless she refuses...


4. Open the car door for her.

This isn't ancient. Doing it makes her feel really special. You treat her like a Queen, She treats you like a King, remember?
Do all you can to keep her smiling all the time- She is your wife o
Who says it's wrong to buy her flowers...?



5. Wash her clothes even when she didn't ask

Some men are like King Kong. They so hold tenaciously the school of thought that doing such things for a Lady you're in relationship with makes her belittle you...That's Low Self Esteem! The Normal Ones respect and love you the more...You're helping her. 90% of women love this... Some will Form they don't but they do. Not when she is pregnant o, when she's okay and even lazily walking around...


6. Buy her little things she adores like her favorite chocolate etc.

Have you witnessed a lady in tears before just because she is trying to convey her feelings for you?
What makes this happen is because you're helping her. Money isn't everything- it's important but not in this context! The gold diggers, will say otherwise. When you buy her those little things, you're telling her how THOUGHTFUL you are. An example is: After many weeks, I called a girlfriend just some hours before her exams and her reply was, "So you still remembered". I sensed something. Small things makes her let out the Big things.



7. Help Her In The Kitchen

Helping your wife in the kitchen does not mean wanting to show your cooking tech... Mba! It's not forming "I can do it better". In fact, hide your cooking skills! Don't get her to feel like the 2nd best...hype her, tease her...that she cooks excellently even if she sucks at it. If she's smart and wise, she'll put more effort to improving her skills if necessary. Your wife owns the kitchen. You own the yard. Help her cut onions, peel the yams and slice the tomatoes. Work as a team! Your mummy visiting you guys shouldn't try to lord it over her in HER kitchen... unless there's an understanding



SUMMARY: This thread is my belief system. Other threads might not totally agree but... I believe strongly this is how ME and every other guy aspiring to be a Father, Husband and the Head of the home some day ought to comport ourselves with our wives.



Ladies: You can add more.

Guys: What do y'all think?

x9ja1960:
For our side;

Change is when an ordinary Nigerian becomes president and not the usual cabal that have held us hostage since 1960...e never happen before!

Change is when a Nigerian president (presidential system) has a phd and a result to prove it...e never happen before!

Change is when petrol price goes down in Nigeria...e never happen before!

Change is when you have a port in Onitsha...e never happen before!

Change is when cars are being built in Nnewi...e never happen before!

Change is when a Nigerian president has all his children studing in Nigeria...e never happen before!

Change is when a Nigerian president allows free and fair elections, freedom of speech, so much that the opposition come get mouth dey shout change...lol...e never happen before!

Change is GEJ and GEJ is Change! No wonder those old men dey vex...power don commot dia domot...lol

Add ur own ooo...


https://www.nairaland.com/2111829/define-change-area

Collynzo9:
The President is so loved across the country.
Buhari is in serious trouble.
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emusmith:
DISCLAIMER: Forgive me ahead... I'm speaking as it is in my head . I AM NOT GENERALIZING...


So, I choose to give reasons why you will see a grown up man in his forties still single.

Don't give me the money excuse crap... No matter how broke you are, your size dey market...

They're very poor couples enjoying life here in PH and other big cities in Nigeria...

So your size exist unless your problem is any of these NINE CRUCIAL points Most Nigerian Men Don't Get Married.


Follow me closely . Most Nigerian Men Are...



1. Too Choosy (Highly Selective)


It will amaze you but it's true. He wants a girl with the perfect butt, eyes, nose, teeth etc. Anyone not meeting his expectations, he uses and dumps!


2. Too Promiscuous


Searching for male virgin is like searching for diamonds: they exist though. This is because the average Nigerian man has the "side chick". He feels safer that way


3. Too Proud (Egoistic)

Marriage humbles any body! Most men don't want that so they remain single. It takes normal humility to carry your wife's bag or even help her do some chores. An humble man doesn't reply to all his wife says. He takes them with a pinch of salt.


4. Too Indecisive

Today, he says he wants to marry from East, tomorrow from South South. Today he wants to marry this year, tomorrow he postpones it until the girl leaves his life...time dey go



5. Too Over demanding


He wants everything to be done his way- from her looks to how she eats... That's horrible! Feature of a tyrant.


6. Too Mean


They've been dating only for a year and he has hit her 10 times. He talks to her as if they're in a battle! Haba!


7. Too Insensitive ( Not thoughtful)

You forgot her birthday and other days that means a lot to her. She is in pain and you're still demanding for sex. Some men sha...


8. Too busy making money

Many manchellors are so because of this.

Many guys in their 30's are so money driven that they have forgotten they need a wife. They are still after "hookers" and small girls. Hmm!



9. Too stingy


Some one said: You can give without loving but you can't love without giving.

Those guys asking questions about giving to their girls- Hope this helps. No girl will and forever will marry a stingy guy!
I'm not saying you should give to every girl but the one you claim to like. No naa!



This is a counter thread...

Guys, take it light enh...

coolebux:
Ibinabo was jubilating and partying around town celebrating the end-product of her "bed warming" at the miss Nigeria pageantry

And Kama caught up with her when she hit a man while drunk-driving
Our police tried to cover her. unknowingly to them, the guy was a lawyer

So the jury took it up and made sure she smelled the rod

Somehow she was released, the next we hear about her is becoming the AGN president.

#originalexconvict

luigiajah:
http://www.punchng.com/news/fg-plans-ban-on-porn-websites-says-nsa/

apparentlylaw:
Wif what I see her everyday I begin to Doubt and Suspect ma babe ...

clevvermind:
many girls today are just runs girls that wants to drain your pocket and dumb you. shine your eyes. don't think that it is only you they are dating, they have many other guys screwing them behind your back. many guys have complained to me about this. so i know what i'm talking about. runs girls are on the prowl, so use your brain. runs girls don't care whether you are handsome or not. all they are looking for is your money. so, beware of runs girls.