₦airaland Forum

valkaka:
Hey,i was just wondering if this is true.everyone is telling me this.just recently a close friend of mine was raining blames on his galfriend that she has done noting bt gives him bad luck since he started sleeping with her.he told me that if i want to win big in soccerbets,i shouldnt ve sex with a girl before playing the bets otherwise i should consider that bet lost.

Now am starting to get paranoid.My question is:

1)does sex affects your luck in life?

2)does sex affects your winnings in footballbets?

Your candid opinion is vastly needed.

DWJOBScom:
nna men you for warn people na

i really do not enjoy horror movies

Austin4lif:
No pics so no evidence. Ur case is already a dead case.

dgr8truth:
GEJ may not be perfect but his perfection outclassed the collective perfection of all our ex presidents and HoSs. GEJ is so accommodating to our insult and bitter criticism.

#GEJtill2019 for those that their longevity depends on criticising GEJ unnecessary.

Corruption is not stealing but stealing is corruption. That is the point the president is making but some skewed mind will not see it so.

#GEJTillThereIsABetterChoiceIn2019.

MzNelly:
Lol, I'm doing this because Onozboy dared me to

Leggo

1. Attempted to twerk.

2. Measured his Johnson.

3. Pick upon a pair of boxers off the floor, smelled them and wear them regardless of what they smelt like.

4. Written his name with his urine while pissing.

5. Combed his chest hair.

6. Free styled and truly believed they were born rappers.

7. Hold the Johnson upwards while peeing and pretend it's a fountain.

8. Self-Serviced

9. Scratched their balls.

10. Open their legs as wide as possible when their balls get stuck to their thighs, so it unsticks. Best feeling ever.

b0rn2fuck:
We don't watch porn, we act porn.. we Rugged ashawo boys cannot do without pussy, weed and shayo. Nothing new under the earth again to scare off any man. We are heading for glory

Justeenaleo:
They forbid it because they don't know what they are missing. I'm still enjoying the one I cooked yesterday and I have no stomach upset.

Charlesdonald:
I just don't knw what to say but anyway ...nairalanders this is a block of classroom at mass communication department of the institute of management and technology Enugu

jerseyboy:
Governor Fashola should please release PVCS cards Igbo Lagos residents. Fashola a man that at times aspires to higher ideals must resist his God father Owner of Lagos Ahmed Bola Tinubu on this very issue. He must not allow himself to be dragged to the lowest of Nigeria's political gutters by disenfranchisement of your fellow citizens. Mr. Fashola you are better than that. Get the PVCs out of the hands of the Iyaolojas and party touts masquerading as local government employes asking people for voting inclinations or bribe before handing them out. This you must do in the name of fairness, justice and humanity. Our Igbo brothers and sisters might actually be galvanize by this sordid act that it might come back to bite you big time.
Pdp what is this nonsense naaaa??
Since when did fashola become LG workers who are lazy af?
Oh and back to OP stfu!!!so the other hausa and yoruba peeps wey neva get pvc nko?
Yimu!!!

Fashola, release IGBO PVCs. NOW.

kennygee:
The guy in the last pics is like "what hell did this one spring from"?

I am sorry to say but this woman is not attractive at all.

After all the self hate, she just looks like an Ngbeke with oganigwe over sized boobs.

chocolateme:
With heavy heart, I narrate to you how my mom ended up in SARS custody till today. I may not be able to give every single detail of what happened but please feel my pain and give me your opinion and advice. It may be a bit long but please bear with me.

My parents stay at Anambra but I and my sister stay in Lagos due to our job, I called my mom on Wednesday last 2 days but her number was switched off and I called dad who said mom's phone is broken and that they will call us back when he gets to the house. Ok they never called, yesterday. The same excuses, I asked him if there is any problem, he replied ''no''.

Suddenly by 5.30 this morning he called that we should open the gate for him, meaning that he came to Lagos on night bus. We were surprised, though not that surprised because he is meant to leave for China tomorrow for business.

He opened up this morning that on Wednesday around 5am, their house help woke up to go and switch on the sumo to pump water and saw about five men jumping into our compound through the fence, she ran to their room and woke them, they started hearing loud bangs on the gate from outside and on the iron door entrance to our house. They later realized it was the police but SARS.

Before now, we had business setback and loaned around 2.8m from the bank, (3 years now to be precise). I don't know how they calculated the interest but last year they refused to accept the loan amount first so we can be paying the interest in instalments. So now it accumulated, my dad said the bank said its 7m that we shall pay and even one of our shops that was used as collateral wasn't moving well due to location so it was rented out but it is still my day's property and the local government has its evidence of existence and ownership. The loan was collected by my mom via my dad's signature and paper, they run different lines of businesses and both travels too.

It was the bank that sent them that morning, knowing that it will be very difficult to make contacts to alleviate the situation if they arrest my dad, my mom decided that dad hides so she could speak with them. My dad went up to our penthouse. They ransacked every where in the house and did not see him, one of them noticed the penthouse and went up threatening to break the door ( they were 8 in number). My mom told them that she is the one that got the loan not her husband, that she will go with them to their office.

She changed into her clothes and they took her away till today, my dad has been trying all possible best to bail her through the lawyer but its hard, then they started trailing my dad. The lawyer advised him to leave the state because it will be worst if they catch him and if they catch him, he should forget about traveling or access to make contact while in detention. Secondly it is really important for him to travel as his flight has been booked, since today, so much efforts have been put in to bail her but to no avail, the top ranked police officer has put a call through from Abuja but yet nothing. I don't know how much the SARS were paid.

They went with the shop's original documents and the lawyer today to the shop and the Manager ended up rejecting it after evaluation with reasons that it will not fetch them seven million, its harder because the former bank manager just retired and this is a new manger. The lawyer wanted to file a court case but the NBA Anambra is still on strike that's why it's difficult to bail her.

Her BP is fast going out of hand and she has refused to eat since Wednesday only water. My brother with the lawyer has taken her drugs to her, the lawyer has decided that by Monday, they file the case on Federal high court and that way, they will grant her bail. Everyone is panicking, I don't understand and I don't know but we all unanimously accept that dad should not go there. Though so far, he is getting help from his contacts, but what I know is that the amount 7m is unacceptable. I feel it's unfair to jump into our private property through the fence as if they were coming to catch a criminal, the Manager has turned deaf ear to everybody's plea to grant mom bail on her health status. Well that's all I understand for now, so she will stay there till Monday again,
I don't even know what to do to help. Do you have anything helpful as per advice so we see if she can be released before Monday? Monday sef is too far. My dad is so pale now and is refusing to eat too.

CoCoLav:
Just saw it. I think its about morality. Don't corrupt their country.

No more Dubai trips for runs girls
No more Dubai proposals too..you are either married or a brother/Sister.

I don't know why I find this really funny.
Sorry to all the genuine travellers and those who wish to 'disvirgin' their international passports with a Dubai trip.

ohaleoghene:
my fiancé and I has been dating for 6years now. met him after my high school. when he was around ,we had sex two to three times a week. now he has travelled abroad. and over a year I haven't had sex and I miss it. I sometimes self service but guilt kills me afterwards so I want to stop. any tips on how to over come sexual urge as I don't want to cheat or self service.

ayukdaboss:
It is no coincidence that most of the controversial news (believed to be propaganda) by Sahara Reporters always turns out to be true. You can check the records. The reason why you dolts hate them is because they dish out the incompetence of this government you support to it's face hot...No form of as.s-licking whatsoever.

What is even more shameful is the fact that on previous occassions where Soyinka threw shots at GMB, it was never propaganda to you all. Now Soyinka is pointing out the incompetence of this useless government you support, he's suddenly a mere Poet and a member of APC National Committee...It's really unfortunate.

Rawani:
Jonathan deserves to be disqualified for being so audaciously clueless. Haba.

Zico5:
Nigeria on the brim of collapse if drastic step is not taken. I believe we have seen it all that Gej is not the kind of person we need though was force on us by grand master that is licking the wound now. Let's come together and say no to bad government and send the drunken master to abyss where he belong. Gmb for president. We say yes to change.

berem:
....And this man is still walking about freely?

Bevista:
OK, I figured I should visit the website directly to confirm the facts.

Firstly, I could not find any indices or scientific methodology used in arriving at their ranking.

Secondly, just to confirm the credibility of the promoters of the website, I decided to check on their "contact us" link. Behold there was no physical address or even phone number - just an online form.

Mchew! (continues to drink my kunu). Propaganda @ work.

#AgbajeClueless, try harder next time.

#TeamAmbode2015
#TeamGMB2015

odiyaka:
what position ll d likes of Abia and Kaduna be placed

msmon:
President Goodluck Jonathan has said he would perform better in his second term if elected in the February 14 presidential election.

He stated this on Tuesday when he met with Kogi State traditional rulers in Lokoja, the state capital just before he led other Peoples Democratic Party,
PDP, faithful to the Confluence Stadium for the presidential candidate rally.

Mr. Jonathan is the party’s presidential candidate in the election. He had been fiercely criticised
particularly by the opposition for allegedly being incompetent.

In 2011, the president was quoted as saying that he would rule for only one term because what he could notachieve in four years, even if given 100 years, he would not be able to do them.
Mr. Jonathan however told the royal fathers he deserves another term of four years to enable him consolidate on the achievements he has already
recorded in his current first term which will end May 29.

The president said most governments do better in their last terms because they have enough time to settle down and plan.
“Whatever we have done in the last four years, we believe that we will even do more in the next four years. Most governments all over the world do
better in their second tenure,” Mr. Jonathan said.
“This is because the Presidents are more stable that time, especially in this two-term arrangement. They are more stable. They sit down and plan for the country and focus on key areas.”

The president assured that if elected he would give
attention to the Ajaokuta Steel Company of Nigeria.
He also told the traditional rulers that his administration would ensure that steel was included in the nation’s rail system.

The National Chairman of the PDP, Adamu Mu’azu,
while addressing the traditional rulers, promised that if voted into power again, the party administration would restore their constitutional roles.
“Our party leader, President Jonathan is leading the
crusade to bring you back into the constitution,” Mr.
Mu’azu said.
Also speaking, the governor of Kogi State, Idris Wada, said the traditional rulers had always supported the transformation agenda of the PDP government and asked them to continue to do so.

Speaking on behalf of the rulers, the Attah Igala,
Idakwo Michael Oboni II, asked the president Jonathan to continue with his laudable programmes.

At the presidential rally, Mr. Jonathan assured that he would make Ajaokuta Steel Company work again
because all the legal barriers had been removed.
According to him, steel and iron were very crucial to
Nigeria’s economy.
He said, “I wish to tell you that all is set to make
Ajaokuta Steel Company to work again.”
The president asked the people of Kogi State to vote
massively for him and other PDP candidates on
February 14 and 28 as they did in 2011.

www.premiumtimesng.com/news/top-news/176216-re-elected-ill-perform-better-second-term-says-jonathan.html

agabusta:
When will these PDP desperadoes start making use of their brain?

From the advert, they themselves can see the handwriting on the wall, that is why their desperation is crossing the ethical and moral line. Smh

God will definitely deliver us from their hands.

glimpse33:
there is this girl named Anita that I was dating for two months, in may 2014. immediately she found out I was ibo, she said she hates my tribe with passion, that all we care about is money..money & said it was over. I begged her, that I 'm not like that, besides I was born in Edo state to Ibo parents. eventually she left

l began working hard, got employed at Hi tech construction company, worked there for six months and I finally hammered... got a new apartment, new car & I became the talk of the town.. *not proud*

One Saturday morning, I went to buy airtime, I saw Anita's parent crying and begging their landlord, I went closer , saw some boys throwing out their properties, I asked the landlord why, he said they can't pay their two years rent which was 160k, I rushed home signed a check gave it to the landlord, they returned back their loads and everybody was looking at me. since that day, Anita parents have been calling me their son, and Anita won't let me be. its either she's the one calling, knocking at the door begging me. I was like okay fine, I forgive you. But, she wants us to be together AGAIN...

All I want from you nairalanders is your Advice.. cos I am planning on getting married this year. I need the right woman. THANKS

FrancisTony:
Who released this one

striktlymi:
My ex best friend is really cracking me up. He has been 'styling' for the wife for a while now....

Just recently the wife had to travel to take care of some very important stuff.

After forming 'Super man' for about a week, he called me yesterday and said:

"Emma I just realized that I can't take care of myself.... this lady should hurry up and come back.."

I couldn't help but laugh...

So married dudes, is it same for you?

What are those things your wife helps out with that you think you can't do for yourself?

naijaking1:
This fight ought to be a fight between Hausa/Fulani and Ijaw people, why drag Igbos into it
Ijaws would never fight for Igbos, go ask Adaka Boro and his supporters.
If you ask me, I would say that Igboland is open for anybody who wants to use it to get to their enemy. If ndi Hausa want to march to Yenagoa and eliminate all the Ijaws from the face of this earth, fine, they can travel through ala igbo.
Conversely, if Ijaws want to march to Sokoto and Kano to show Hausa people what they've got, fine, they too can go through ala igbo, but please don't call us your brothers and ask for our help, because we wouldn't help.

BokoHaramm:
The way Bukola. Saraki is running Kwara and he is still called a progressive makes me to cry

reaky:
Broke asss niga
He just did this to hit d bank




Muna Obiekwe
Wanted to do d same
But Mr death got him
RIP to u






But anywayz amber am watching you on 3D
Let's hope she goes nude