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MosquitoLaps:
Okay.
Do you know if its available on Android devices, specifically on Infinix Hot?

yea it should be on android
dnt knw abt infinix
if u wan download use wifi cuz d file will be large

MosquitoLaps:
Has the Champions league competition been fully ingrained?
Its bothers me that FIFA doesn't have UCL graphics.
I just hope we can play this edition normally without a recourse to playing online like '15.

sorry bro buh pes have both the UCL and europa league rights(konami) tinz so u are stuck with playing it as champions cup on fifa.

chimere66:
IMAGE CREDIT: Sesco Photography

VP Prof. Yemi Osinbajo arrived Abuja today for African Union's (AU) Peace and Security Council retreat to be held today September 14, 2015.

He was received by the Nigerian service chiefs and other AU delegates at the event. See how one of the service Chiefs greeted him below.

Source:  http://trezzy2..com/2015/09/see-how-service-chief-greeted-vp.html

mere comissioner
gambari wareva
lol

lalasticlala:
http://leadership.ng/news/461000/adultery-man-catches-wife-with-neighbour-on-matrimonial-bed

the wife name na gift na!
hehe

pcicero:
The Convener of the Coalition of Northern Politicians, Academics, Professionals and Businessmen, Dr. Junaid Mohammed, has dismissed the sentiments shared by a former Governor of Anambra State that the Igbo have not been treated fairly in the governance of Nigeria.

Ezeife had argued that President Muhammadu Buhari’s appointment of Dr. Ibe Kachikwu, who hails from the Igbo-speaking part of Delta State, to head the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation, was not enough to satisfy the South-East.

But in an interview with our correspondent on Friday, Mohammed criticised Ezeife, insisting that people of the Igbo nation have enjoyed favourable treatment.

He added it was wrong to reward the Igbo simply on the basis of the Nigerian Civil War, which lasted between 1967 and 1970.

Mohammed said, “If it is about Buhari making the appointments based on merit, I have no problems with it. I don’t believe Buhari or Nigeria owes any Igbo anything. I don’t care what Ezeife says; if they had seceded, there would have been no Nigeria today. As people who acted outside the interest of Nigeria as a country, to expect compensation is a very odd logic.

“If the Igbo don’t like it, they can attempt secession again. If they do, they must be prepared to live with the consequences. Nobody owes them anything and nobody is out to compensate them for anything.”

The doctor-turned-politician also condemned claims that Buhari’s appointment of northerners into key positions in government was done out of ethnic sentiment.

He said, “They (critics) should tell us which ethnic groups have been favoured by Buhari in the course of making his appointments in parastatals and agencies. Those who are making those allegations, particularly the Igbo, have not told us exactly which parastatals.

“For example, an Igbo man has just been appointed as the head of the NNPC, one of the most important government agencies in Nigeria. And over 50 per cent of those appointed before him were also Igbos. So, if people decide to be mischievous, there is nothing anybody can do about it. As far as I am concerned, those appointed have been good and credible persons.”

On reports that Buhari may head the petroleum ministry for the next 18 months, the northern leader stated that there was no living Nigerian at that public level who knew as much about the ministry as Buhari.

According to Mohammed, there is full justification for Buhari to be petroleum minister for as long as he desires.

He added, “Moreover, the consequences of what happens in the oil ministry are so dire. When one looks at the track record of the past minister, one can see what we have to deal with as a country as a result of her being made a minister.

“In fact, I encourage him to retain the defence ministry because we are in a state of war and he is a distinguished retired general who has headed every single division of the Nigerian Army during his service. If he decides to be the defence minister, I would be more than glad.”



Source:http://www.punchng.com/news/buhari-owes-igbos-nothing-junaid-tells-ezeife-2/

the zoo ranting again!
oh and the nnpc boss aint igbo!
bloody zoo

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Behira:
Was really touched reading dis. God be Praised

so u no sabi lie or story wen u see or hear one
ok lemme give u a clue
dude said few mins or hours b4 wateva went down rite?
he wasnt accurate

sleekman:
This is to bring to your attention the latest extortion and defrauding techniques employed by ladies of low virtue and the police. I recently fell to one of such ladies. She attacked me and went to report at the police station. They cooked up lies and fabricated all manner of charges. The lady claimed I beat her up and stole her gold chain.

Now its especially worse when you have witnesses and no one wants to turn up to bear witness as to what happened. I had to pay her N150,000 on the advice of my lawyer. He advised that going to court will be expensive. N150,000 will be his professional fee to represent me in court. Bail is N120k and I'll need a surety with tax clearance. If I can't produce one then I'll need to hire a professional surety at a cost of N30-50k and then the time wasted.

So I want to advice and inform everyone that the police have a pact with prostitutes to bring them business. If a lady attacks you in broad day light then immediately report to the nearest police station and claim that you had property worth millions or thousands. In so doing you have destroyed her game plan and that of the police. Please share any experience similar to this you might have so that we can all learn from it.

cool story bro

sleeknick:
Lol. I remember playing this game on SEGA MEGA with my elder bro. We always woke up at night when dad is asleep, we would sneak to d living room to play dis game very late at night. The funny thing is that we always turned the clock in the living room backwards so that if anyone woke up to see us playing the game they wouldn't know what d time actually is so as not to disrupt us. Lol

Share ur gaming experience...

iss deluxe
dats d name
keeper fumbles

Erukumakanaki:
042 Nigga'z kwenu!

more like nsukka niggies dos pips no dy march brake ugwuanyi pls do d needful

[quote author=OJUcrook post=35355855]Gory tales like this are rampant in Biafra[/quote
soth waste lol
funny hw ur jagaban is now a relic in his own party lol
ur so called vp is a mere commissioner
and for being so democratic ur relic is using his medià wing to tarnish senate pres for defying him
South West lol

sixtuschimere:
Tragedy struck today along Creek road Apapa as two motorcycle riders collided in a fatal accident around 2pm and ended under a moving tanker loaded with fuel.

One of the motorcycle riders died on the spot while the other was severely injured and rushed to a hospital.

According to an eyewitness who sent the pictures,the driver of the tanker was left unhurt.It was nearby people that conveyed one of the victims to a hospital.As of the time of filing this report,the corpse of the deceased is still lying on the road.

Speaking further,he said the motorcycle riders were speeding and were not carrying passengers.

See photos from the scene of the fatal accident after the cut....

Source: http://kcblow..com/2015/06/fatal-accident-today-along-creek.html

lagos gvt should do sumtin about dos tankers littering apapa abeg.
rip to d deceased
may d oda broda get well soon

aderonila18:
Most of the traders are illiterates who will swallow hook line and sinker any lie Radio Biafra feeds them without verifying

coming frm the crybabies?heeeehehehehehehehe
hw fr dos area boiz btw
wat are dy called?omo ile rite?
lol u lot neva cease to amaze

kuuljay:
those who know the effect of war are talking.not like some mad ranting from some region

looool u ppl neva cease to amaze
calling biafra on a totally unrelated thread

ameobi:
That's not nigeria plssssssssssssssssssss....for your incorrect of correction, it is called "part of #Biafra"

ok oooo
forza south waist

missKiffy:
That is Aba for you, very dirty

ochendo na rochas bu one chance chime odogwu nwoke

Codedrock:
SOURCE: T.I.N MAGAZINE www.takemetonaija.com
Cc: Obinoscopy

so love ph jooor South West take note lol

BDSMangela:
When are the ibos finally going back to Biafra ?

anoda clown
really biafra shouldnt scare ppl ds much

RobinHez:
5. Nigel De Jong
I call him the Kung-Fu master

6. Ryan Shawcross
This guy specializes in sidelining footballers with is dirty tackels.

7. Luis Suarez
He's actually one of my best players after Kaka and Torres (don't laugh at me o ) but he had to make my list. He's received a total of 39-matches ban , dats almost a season's worth of games.

cc Lalasticlala , dharay99 , Truckpusher , mukina2

brooooooooooo
shawcross,suarez?
aggresssive really
check dz names den come back
dave mackay,paul ince,paolo montero,edgar davids,billy bremner,antonio conte
oh and de jong no aggressive
same reason why first 2 i called no aggresive
na just one moment wey dm misdo

Stelvin101:
I can't wait to see the look on the faces of all those igbo people selling generators

anoda e warrior
i dnt need to ask wia u're from
oh and yea ds nuclear ish caused

Sanchez01:
http://www.pmnewsnigeria.com/2015/06/20/nigeria-picks-akwa-ibom-kogi-as-sites-for-nuclear-power-plants/

omo mke una move dt tin comot from uyo
dm too close to my state
carry am to lagos
hikhikhik

Abba999:
People who cannot control the urge to masturbate or watch pornography are almost always plagued with a sexual devil. Maybe more than one.
In the world of the spirit and according to Jesus Christ: the sexual thought is the same as the sexual act (Matthew 5:28).

When we use the powerful force of imagining something as if it were real, we are actually attracting that which we imagine into physical being.
When we imagine having sex with another via masturbation, we are actually summoning the power of the spirit realm to manifest the thing we are imagining.

We've all heard about the law of attraction by now, made popular from books and movies like The Secret. Well the law of attraction also works with sexual imagination.

There are such things as sex demons. And the danger in masturbating is that one could inadvertently summon a sex demon to attach itself to you through the act of masturbating. And once that demon attaches, it is difficult to get it to leave. It will drive you to masturbate, even when you don't want to. You'll be hit with urges to play with yourself so powerful that only an orgasm will allow you some temporary relief.

In worst case scenarios the one demon may gather other unclean spirits to itself to also attach to your life. That way it can wrap you tighter in its web of control, making it that much more difficult for you to get free. And many never do (Matthew 12:43-45).

By engaging in those acts of sexual impurity you are giving such evil spirits legal access into your life. And they will remain, causing untold personal pain, guilt and shame until the more powerful force of Jesus Christ is used against them to expel them from your life for good—See: Luke 8:29, Luke 9:39 and verse 42; Galatians 5:19-21; 2nd Corinthians 6:17-18


*****This was an excerpt taken from diva, goddess Queen: Breaking the power of soul ties, lust, and sexual demons.


SEX, FAITH
AUTHOR// MACK MAJOR

looooooooooool
just like d nuclear story i came hia to laff
chooooooi demons sef?
dis is strooooooooong

AfricanGod2:
Enugu's new state secretariat constructed during governor Chime's administration.

my beautiful state
chime my udi uncle
042 foreva

ijustdey:
http://www.punchng.com/metro-plus/lagos-hoodlums-break-graduates-skull-open-with-hammer/

Photo credit: http://newtelegraphonline.com/cult-members-kill-man/

mushin set
yooooorobas area bois since forever
just saying

Ojeremi:
[/b][/font]#babawhileyouweregone
We bought 10litres of petrol for N10,000
There was no electricity supply till this morning, my fones were off.

GEJ distributed 5b naira stove it's scam cos my grandma never got one.
GEJ appointed 5 vice Chancellor just less than 48hrs for his time to be over,pls reverse the appointments[b][font=Lucida Sans Unicode]

Guy small small dy lie na
Dia's no way u go buy 10 litres 10k nw wen fuel dn dey
If u no like GEJ just say so

lalasticlala:
http://theeagleonline.com.ng/church-members-of-pastor-held-for-drug-trafficking-disappear/

Loooooooooooooooooool
Kashamu comes to mind
Forza cry babies

Schematics:
Anambra excels in education again, clinches 1st and 2nd positions in ANCOPSS Quiz, … Retains title for keeps!

Anambra State has continued to show its leading position in the field of education in Nigeria with the latest information revealing that students of the State posted excellent performances in the just-concluded 2015 All Nigeria Confederation of Principals of Secondary Schools (ANCOPSS) Quiz competition organized for Nigerian students.

The State represented by Master Umeh Anthony Nnaemeka of Igwebuike Grammar School Awka came tops in this year’s ANCOPSS Quiz Competition organized for all schools in Nigeria as a way of enhancing academic performance of students.

By the excellent performance of Master Umeh, Anambra State retains the cup for keeps, being the 3rd consecutive time students from the State are winning the cup.

ANCOPSS organizes the Quiz and Essay competitions yearly for competition by all schools in the nation as a way of enhancing academic performance of students.

In the Essay competition of the same ANCOPSS Competition, Miss Okoro Chiazagom Emmanuella of Queen of the Rosary College, Onitsha (Q.R.C) Onitsha took the 2nd position.

Normally, the ANCOPSS competition starts from the various states at the Local Government Area level, then 1st position winners move to compete at State level, from where they move to compete at Zonal level and from the six geopolitical Zones, the national competitors emerge.

Reacting to the outstanding performance of students from the State in the Quiz and Essay competitions, governor Obiano restated the commitment of his administration to continue to improve on infrastructure and manpower in the schools at all levels.

Recall that governor Obiano was welcomed into office in early 2014 with the news of successful performances of candidates from the State who recorded first position among all the states in the country whose candidates took the 2013 National Examinations Council (NECO).

The NECO success came barely a week after the West African Examinations Council (WAEC) statistics showed that Anambra State came first among all the states in the country whose students took the 2013 WASSCE.

http://www.thenigerianvoice.com/news/178731/1/anambra-excels-in-education-again-clinches-1st-pos.html

I see em crybabies hating lol
Keep ur peeps in skul and reduce d area boys hikhikhik

omenka:
Errrrm, excuse me, but what has that got to do with the subject matter

Ok, let me guess, if I don't "hate" Yorubas and everything about them then I can't be an Igbo man... I suppose that's what you are saying, no?

No but you're a clown tbh
Drop dt moniker n join ur clique
Igbo4eva

Lala247:
Signs you a dating a boy and not a man

1.)Lives at home with parents
A real man wants responsibilities. Wants to be out in the real world figuring out how life works e.g getting a job , paying bills , studying etc. a man also helps out his family long after his left his home to ease the stress on his parents.
Only a boy would carry on living with parents eating, taking their money and not contributing nothing to the household .
2.) does not work
A man is hard working , never wants to be idle plans for his future and is very ambitious, because his working toward having a family settling down and living a comfortable life. A boy on thinks about now, lazy and has no ambition whatsoever .. Some don't even want to study or further their education. But i bet you they are hitting clubs and down with current fashion n music...
3) very childish
They joke alot, they take nothing serious everything they do or say is one big game or party.you can never have a straight or mature conversation with them.
4.)Anger
They get angry quick over little things and can be very irrational in decision making. A man would never hit a woman no matter the situation but find ways around a hostile encounter.
5.) Rejection
A man is not afraid of rejection but sees it as a learning experience to better himself or move on . A boy takes offence and acts out in a childish manner.
6.)Initiative
A man knows a good woman when he sees one , they look beyond beautiful and overall appearance and get to know a lady inside and out, they are not shy and can take risk even if it means looking silly to get the woman. A boy mostly interested in appearance they are not bothered about getting to know a woman also they find it hard to commit .
7.)Honesty
Boy tell lies alot petty ones, a man is honest and knows when to take ownership of his mistakes . A man is not afraid to apologise for wrong doings . A boy would make excuses for them.
8.)Manners
A man has manners they are polite and treat women right . They respect your parents and family. a boy lacks manners some wont even greet your parents and they talk to women like objects .


Source: me


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*sips tea*

Na lalastica account be ds?
Looool
Thunda do any dude wy like ds thread