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PLANETMARS:
sorry for quoting the full episode. Please sir repeat after me, AM a big olodo,am a big olodo say it 10 times and then bath naked in d market for 7 days. That's d only way to be free from the stupidity u displayed to that girl.
Next time u see her, tell her u r sorry for everytin u said and then tell her u want to say something real bothering u in ur hrt.
Tell her to come close and bring her ear then say this slowly from the bottom of ur hrt "THUNDER FIRE YOU!!!!"

i beg u in the name of God no use laugh kill me this morning,,ROTL

For ur mind u de skentele us,egbon talk true u no know dis babe

Charlescobi:
Save the stress
Just go and download mobdro you are good to go

mobdro is quite good if only internet connection will be faster and easily affordable.

spanishkid:
I'm so ecstatic right now. I feel like challenging Usain Bolt and even the Big Show in their respective fields. I'm the happiest man in the world right now. I can now be referred to as a Canadian.

Canadians are the most accommodating, peaceful and friendly people on earth. I'm really loving my stay here in Lethbridge, Alberta. I pray to give birth to all my kids here in Canada cos it's a wonderful country with a massive tradition and it's a country of migrants.

Thats good news congrats bro,now you can travel round free from hassles and stresz of obtaining that visa.having two passports has always be my dream,and i know its gonna become a reality some day.

Firefire:
Is SLOT manufacturing anything ?

i tire oo for dem to make koko master as their brand ambassador,i smell a rat.

It was commotion few hours ago in one of the houses/environs along Erediauwa Road, Benin City when a woman alleged to be a witch, while flying crash landed on a roof into one of the empty rooms attached to the main building.Her star saved her from been manhandled by angry on-lookers because occupants of the house while waiting for the arrival of the Police and Press locked the entrance door stay guard by the window and only allow nterested person(s) look through the window brifely.wonders they say shall never end.

MizMyColi:
25 whaatttt?
Do they have musician age too?
Hian.

Happy Birthday Frankie.
I enjoy your music a lot.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpLFhUJvZ9s

^^^This is my all time favorite. This song sends me into spirit mode sporadically.

meself tire oo,main looking at d guy he is old enough to be my dad

egelege:
Part of the problem in marring an immature beautiful girls is that you cant afford to leave her at home and travel for long because of the:
Senior Special Assistance on domestic maters
Special Assistance on domestic maters
Senior Personal Assistance on domestic maters
Personal Assistance on domestic maters
Chief Cook

You will surely not meet her the same way you left her.

Take note.

On the other hand, her going on the trip will assist in hooking up the other men that came alone with babes from her country side.

You no think am?

u re absolutely right,osho baba brain no be monkey own oo,d guy get sence wella,cox if osho have left her behind on dis trip,i trust maleke d SSA on entertainment, he for entertain wella.nice one oshobaba.

See as rochas be like thug,almakura be like butcher,or he was once a butcher[sub][/sub]

ForcefullBULL:
Well The question is why did Oshiomole Take his wife to America as part of the President entourage . Why? Why? WHY?

meself tire oooo,wats d usefulness of her being on the entourage,abi na beauty pageant she tink sey dem de do for there

The information reaching our new desk according to The
Trent is that Mr. Gordon Obua, former Chief Security Officer
to President Goodluck Jonathan has passed away a few hours
ago, July 20, 2015 in the custody of Department of Security
Services (DSS) in its Abuja Headquarters where he had been
detained since Thursday, July 16, 2015 on the orders of
President Muhammadu Buhari.
Sources who have been monitoring the situation have confirmed
Obua’s passing to The Trent. He was arrested on Thursday
when he honoured an invitation by the DSS and had been in
solitary confinement until his death.
Obua, who was being detained by the DSS in an underground
dungeon for undisclosed reasons was being denied access to his
lawyers, family, and his doctors on the orders of the new
Director General of the DSS, Lawal Daura. The DSS (also
called SSS) serves as Nigeria’s secret police.
President Buhari appointed Lawal Daura, his kinsman from his
hometown in Katsina on July 2, as head of the DSS after firing
Ita Ekpeyong. Daura was recalled from retirement as he had
retired from the service of the DSS when he reached the
mandatory age of 60 according to the Civil Service rules of
Nigeria.
Our sources say Obua’s remains are still in the custody of the
DSS at the time of filing this report. He was held without
charges filed against him.
On July 18, 2015, Onochie Onwuegbuna, the lead partner
at Zeran Legal, has issued a press statement on behalf of
Obua’s family complaining about the conditions in which his
client was being detained and said that his client was being
witch-hunted by the Buhari government. He said his client was
diabetic and hypertensive and was being denied his drugs as
well as food and water by the DSS
Mr. Gordon Obua is pictured with his wife, Dr. (Mrs) Merit Obua
at the birthday thanksgiving reception for their triplets (in
their arms) recently. (Photo Provided by Merit Obua)
Obua, until his death, was an employee of the DSS and his
employer knew about his medical conditions but decided, in
impunity, to deny him access to his medicines and doctor, his
lawyer alleged.
Onwuegbuna said that the Buhari government had ‘marked’ his
client, and other individuals who held offices in Jonathan’s
administration and the arrest of his client was a scheme, “in
other to implicate them by all means for phantom crimes or
offences”.
A non-governmental organisation, the Society for Global
Justice had issued a statement on Obua’s continued detention
at the DSS, on Saturday calling for the release of the former
Chief Security Officer.
Executive director of the group, Mr. Marcus Ogabe confirmed
that Obua was detained at the SSS headquarters in Abuja
since Thursday.
The group also said the continued detention of Obua is
indicative of “the tyrannical, autocratic and dictatorship
tendency of the Muhammadu Buhari administration”.
“Obua has been detained since last Thursday at the
headquarters of the State Security Services in Abuja without
charge.
“He was also not told the reason for which he is being
detained, the group said

FFK,my real guy dnt forget to send my regards to d presido,its obvious sey na kirikiri u go land,if u behave well dem fit make u Deputy presido

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No be small tin o

safarigirl:
A joke like this can never make FP oga

No Lynxx, no.Peter, Burnaboy, no Banky W, no Iyanya, no Runtown, no Praiz, no Minjin sef....yet, you put clowns like B-Red, so if dem ask you, B-Red na musician abi? You think it's every cow that does back-up that's a musician?

Oya, mention one song by B-Red

so cow don de do music nowadays,am loving dis

lexy2014:
Not entirely true and not d way d OP put it. Actually, d 747s in use right now came into service in d early 90s with all these features which d OP wants us 2 believe are new. D twin boeing 747 planes which are popularly called airforce 1 have a service lifespan of about 30years. D reason they always look so new is that they undergo meticulous maintenance at huge cost 2d point were when a part is faulty, it is replaced outrightly not even repaired

the OP na learner,he think se d America president de change aircraft llike toy as African counterparts de do.dis present air force is set to be replaced in 2017 with a more advanced .

This OP is not correct oo,that plane has been in service for over a decade now,so why addressing it as 'new'its cool though but the next air force is set to be commissioned in 2017 and dats gonna be da bomb.

gunuvi:
what of military presidents that were overthrown by coup. my brother go and sit down

my friend shut up if u ve got notin to say,dats why they re calles head of state,he is equivalent to a president or a prime minister, comparing a rolls royce wit a v boot.

SLIDEwaxie:
his mandate was nullified...how does it still make him a governor?

e no concern me sha

i tire for dis otondo dat calls himself a governor. And he calls himself a barrister,yet he doesn't what d law says, wike should be probed for certificate forgery.

kromoto:
You will need a halogen lamp to see the hole!

Wilderness of zim.

men u sure sey halogen lamps go fit do d job?i doubt o,i go suggest stadium lights,old Trafford stadium will do d job perfectly [sup][/sup]

In 2face lyrics 'E BE LIKE SAY'OP u kin lie oo,which time did battery start having reserve,

Unabefool:
it's an old stuff. Your are only eligible when you receive a message from them. Wonder why you are posting it now. I taught you meant they have made the eligibility for all users

no mind d OP na by force to create thread, this offer is only eligible for a selected few,if ur no is not among d few,den na to boil beans be dat.

Bleep means many tins,in dis contest it means can u Kponlogo for JESUS :odont quote me

ellahzy:
wow

God bless America... INDEED!

wetin concern American wit Samsung agian,abi dem tell u say na dem be samsung na American brand.

ellahzy:
wow

God bless America... INDEED!

wetin concern American wit Samsung agian,abi dem tell u say samsung na American brand.

Whizpeter:
Read this trash several times but didnt get the point...

If youve got the money to get a brand new vehicle, just go for it and dodge the wahala of tokunbo

right on point bro,d Op is a confused person,its like saying its better to travel abroad illegally through s desert than doing it d genuine way.

ECOTERRORS:
Please remind me what this APC man does for a living?

He is a full time politician

Make owie shut up,,serial loser like am

Make dem take am easy,crisis no be our portion

OP' s been high on sapele water since 200list list is incomplete without el rufai.

Nigerians been looking for awoof since 910 BC, the average price of data on d various networks is getting cheaper by d day,na i go come de labour myself wit dis lecture.

tellwisdom:
Police should come and arrest these two cultist. Una own don finish today

d police wen u say make he come arrest cultist's, himself na cultist. For ur information a majourity police men re cultist themselves, i ve even see a situation were police officers de roll wit men go de fall rival cult members.

Gejpresident:
mumu like u
who told u d governor is among

god punish u and ur family

stop tarnishing d image of edo

na thuder go fire ur generation, wasted sperm,no be ur fault na ur papa na ge d blame.asshole