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Politics › Re: Man On Trial For Stealing N227,945 From Gov Ajimobi’s Wife by Legend87(m): 9:42pm On Dec 13, 2016

Jamiubond009:
I was drinking Hollandia yoghurt when someone called me
to say that MMM has been frozen. Oboy, the Hollandia
started tasting like Alomo.

Plagiarism is bad... This quote has been making rounds on FB. Though it sounds hilarious, but don't make it look as if u formulated it.

Sports › Re: Rivers United FC Players Arrive Madrid In Spain For Final Pre-season Preparation by Legend87(m): 7:27pm On Dec 13, 2016

Bolustic:
This country sports is so backwards, we still dey on top pre-season when other leagues have played around 15 games into a new season.

NPFL will never see any development so far it's still in the hands of the government.

Oga, check very well. All country's leagues must not start at the same time. Even Uefa's top 5 leagues, comes withing 2wks interval.

Countries such as Sweden, Norway, Azerbaijan and a few other leagues are now in their pre-season tour too.

For instance again, when some other top leagues go on christmas break, the epl stil continues.

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Investment › Re: MMM Nigeria: 'I Am Doomed; I Need My Money Back...' Tears, Wailings Trail 'crash by Legend87(m): 11:19am On Dec 13, 2016

harbdulrasaq88:
Tears and wailing on Tuesday as Mavrodians wake up to the gory news of MMM Nigeria, the Ponzi Scheme freezing all money in its system till next year.

This single act, many participants believed may be the end of the Ponzi scheme system which the Central Bank of Nigeria has already cautioned the over 2 million participants to be wary of.

When[url] NEWSHELM.COM[/url] contacted the Customer Unit of the Scheme.... no one seems available to answer queries and several requests on the decision and suspension of withdrawals from the system til January, 2017.

Here are some reactions from the MMM community and what hope lies for them in the Ponzi system this festive season:

http://www.newshelm.com/2016/12/mmm-nigeria-i-am-doomed-i-need-my-money.html

cc lalasticlala

Some peopl's faces right now... cheesy

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Champions League Round Of 16 Draw LIVE! by Legend87(m): 1:29pm On Dec 12, 2016

adeaks:
Bayern v Arsenal.

Arsene Wenger has to be one of the most unlucky managers ever when it comes to the champions league. Another likely second round exit awaits.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Westbrom (1 - 0) On 11th December 2016 by Legend87(m): 3:47pm On Dec 11, 2016

edwife:
[img]http:///media/9-10-2015/ZTJ8R4.gif[/img]

goalllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

Your head dey house....
One bottle of kunu for you tongue

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Westbrom (1 - 0) On 11th December 2016 by Legend87(m): 3:44pm On Dec 11, 2016

kenonze:
The only difference between CFC and Westbrom is just the name

Your feelings right now cheesy

Family › Re: Photo..pretty Young Mum Breast Feeding Her Baby At An Even Goes Viral. by Legend87(op): 9:56pm On Dec 10, 2016

joycesims:
I see a woman on low cut and still looking sexy, i see a hot mama, very pretty, every thing clean and fresh!
I love this!

Phones › Re: MTN Now Defrauding Their Customers. by Legend87(op): 9:18pm On Dec 10, 2016

TRADELYN:
Lemme help you resolve it by sending you #200 airtime.

Hahaha.. I need it oo! Like seriously tongue

Phones › MTN Now Defrauding Their Customers. by Legend87(op): 8:42pm On Dec 10, 2016

I don't know if this is the right place to post this, if not, help me move it.

To cut a long story shot, this is actually the fifth time i'm experiencing such issue.. I borrow 200 from mtn, i was giving 170 as they now charge 15%. I decided to buy 30mb. I was charged and my money deducted yet i wasn't given the data.
I called customer care to complain, and the started giving me stories that my line is not coming up for them to see. But the can see that i borrow 200. Honestly, i'm so pained. This is the fifth time.

Family › Re: Photo..pretty Young Mum Breast Feeding Her Baby At An Even Goes Viral. by Legend87(op): 5:33pm On Dec 10, 2016

Iyomomoreloaded:
OP! Hmmmn! Sorfree for the currylicious info o!
The lady is a South African fashionista, she posted that pic on her IG page, read the correct inscription beneath the photo below.

''African China'' tongue

Culture › Re: Olori Badirat Adeyemi, Alaafin Of Oyo's Youngest Wife, Slays In New Photos by Legend87(m): 12:36am On Dec 10, 2016

Jarizod:
Slay? is she the Dragon slayer abi King slayer

Slayer of ''Theokolies'' tongue

Family › Re: Photo..pretty Young Mum Breast Feeding Her Baby At An Even Goes Viral. by Legend87(op): 3:25pm On Dec 09, 2016

cc: lalasticlala Cc: Royalroy
Abeg help move this topic to FP. Let's know the opinion of others.

Family › Photo..pretty Young Mum Breast Feeding Her Baby At An Even Goes Viral. by Legend87(op): 1:58pm On Dec 09, 2016

This cute and lovely mum had to feed her baby in other for his cries not to disturb the occassion.
Though her dressing/posture was condemned.

Husbands, will you allow such?

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Romance › Re: When You Found Out That The Girl You Want To Marry Is A Porn Addict by Legend87(m): 11:50am On Dec 09, 2016

ammyluv2002:
Seriously, that lie is sad but let's just assume it's possible

It's very possible. If your whatsapp media settings is in ''automatic download,'' all pictures and videos posted in any group chat that u're in would be saved to your phone if your data is active. Sometimes, you won't know. Except you're the type that goes through your media files on a regular basis.

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Sports › Re: Unpaid Allowances: Dalung Meets Super Falcons Players (Pics) by Legend87(m): 11:35am On Dec 09, 2016

chie8:
Minister of Sports and Youth Development Solomon Dalung yesterday met with the victorious Super Falcons players over their unpaid allowances.He assured them that the government will meet all their entitlements.Below is what he said.....

'I had an amazing moment with our victorious super Falcons earlier today reassuring them of government's unreserved determination to meet all their entitlements within the shortest possible time.

I took out the time to rub minds with them as a father will do to his daughters just to enable us hear from each other which I also wade into other communication hiccups between them and the NFF.

We are not resting on our oars but doing the best we can to meet all their entitlements, that I assured'

Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2016/12/unpaid-allowancessports-minister.html

Travel › Re: Fatal Accident At Ehor, Edo State, Driver Burnt To Death (Photos) by Legend87(m): 8:51pm On Dec 07, 2016

chie8:
As shared by Engr SF Hopeful.....

'we wouldn't stop talking

3days after I cried out Benin-Auchi Okene express way is now a death trap for Nigerians.

Fatal accident at Ehor this afternoon, the driver burnt at incident. Again I ask who is the Noise maker (Minister) of works? Who voted in these people?

#letscontinue'

Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2016/12/fatal-accident-at-ehordriver-burnt-to.html

Not again!

Art, Graphics & Video › Re: See The Art Work Of A Young Friend... by Legend87(op): 6:29pm On Dec 07, 2016

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Art, Graphics & Video › See The Art Work Of A Young Friend... by Legend87(op): 6:28pm On Dec 07, 2016

Though i don't know much about Art, i feel this paintings are lovely, mostly coming from a young lad who's still a student.

Lalasticlala, mynd44, seun. Help showcase his talent.

Agriculture › Re: Benefits Of Rearing Animals(my Farm And I) by Legend87(m): 8:34pm On Dec 06, 2016

dhope001:
Some personal benefits I discovered you can derive in rearing of animals are:
(1) It makes you know that animals can also love you.
(2) You will feel lively around them when you are bored.
(3) It makes you more responsible.etc.

Two things:
1. You're cruel to sit on top the cow because it can't complain..
2. You're on your way to becoming a herdsman tongue

NYSC › Re: Dalung Tours NYSC Camp, Eats Food At NYSC Camp Abuja (Pics) by Legend87(m): 12:44pm On Dec 06, 2016

sar33:
Minister of Sports and Youth Development Solomon Dalung yesterday took time to tour NYSC camp in Kubwa,Abuja.Disclosing the news he said......

'During The Inspection Tour to NYSC Camp Kubwa Abuja.

I took out time today to diligently do the step by step inspection of facilities,the kind of food serves to the corps members, the medical facilities available, the drugs made available to them and also the quality of the service in that regard, their hostels and also the kind of beds provided, their sanitary environment and all that involves their wellbeing.

It was an exercise that has sufficiently equipped me with first knowledge different from a 2nd or 3rd party information. I have noted areas of genuine concerns and we shall treat them with the immediate priority they deserved'.

He also said anybody who said NYSC should be scrapped is short sighted.He described the calls for scrapping of NYSC as sheer beer parlor talk.He said this while addressing the 2016 Batch ‘B’ Youth Corps Members posted to the Federal Capital Territory on Monday at the Permanent Orientation Camp in Kubwa.He called on the youth corpers not to believe the “beer parlour gossips in the social media" that Buhari was about to scrap the scheme.

“The NYSC ranks high in the priority of President muhammadu Buhari, therefore, the present administration is taking steps to improve the scheme because the programme is so dear to the President.

He described those calling for the scrapping of the scheme as short sighted, saying their advocacy was capable of leading to derailment of Nigeria’s corporate unity.Dalung also submitted that the NYSC scheme had grown to become the backbone of Nigeria’s national unity, adding that "it has also created and fostered progressive relationships among youths from diverse cultures across the country that cannot be taken for granted."

Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2016/12/solomon-dalung-tours-nysc.html?m=1

I came here to see the red beret. Thank God i wasn't disappointed. tongue

Literature › Re: Soyinka Threatens To Exit Nigeria by Legend87(m): 8:44am On Dec 06, 2016

Buyeradvertcom:
Nobel laureate Wole Soyinka has threatened to exit Nigeria as a response to the media harassment to which Nigerians have subjected him.

Speaking to reporters today at a media event held at Freedom Park on Lagos Island, Mr. Soyinka, winner of the 1986 Nobel Prize for literature, said he was embarrassed to share a country with some "imbeciles and morons."

He said, "I should not be exiting the United States but Nigeria because the people on behalf of whom one has struggled all one’s life can be so slavish in mentality as to start querying the right of their champion to free speech."

He continued, "I am embarrassed to occupy the same space as some imbeciles and morons," adding that the exit from Nigeria can be "internal" or "external".

Mr. Soyinka, a retired professor from Obafemi Awolowo University and numerous universities in the U.K. and US, also threatened to move the residency of his foundation, the Wole Soyinka Foundation, out of Nigeria and dared anybody to criticize his decision.

"If the board agrees," he said, "I will move the residency of my foundation out of the country," he said.

He added that on the inauguration of the US president-elect, Donald Trump, he would hold a private funeral wake to mourn the death of common sense in Nigeria.

The Nobel laureate expressed irritation at many Nigerians who had taken to the social media to criticize his comment to leave the United States of America and tear his green card after Mr. Trump was declared winner in the November 8, 2016 presidential election in the US.

He said, "We worked to make sure the least important person in our society enjoys freedom of expression. When I decide to take this same action [use his freedom of speech], I don’t want people whom we have fought for to enjoy freedom of expression to start all kinds of vulgar and stupid commentaries.

"Barbarians have taken over this community using the anonymity, most of the time, of the Internet to sit somewhere and start writing rubbish, questioning the right of people like me to express ourselves."

Mr. Soyinka said Nigerians have no right to question his decision to leave the US.

"What is the business of any stupid Nigerian to open his or her mouth to challenge my right? Did you get the green card for me? The arrogance of some Nigerians is overwhelming, and I don’t interfere, so how dare you interfere with me?" he said.

He asked, “Why do Nigerians wail louder than the bereaved?”

Mr. Soyinka said he never wanted the American green card, but was given one by former President Jimmy Carter, the 39th president of the United States, which caused him to christen the document "Jimmy Carter's card."

He said, "I call my green card Jimmy Carter’s card because he got it for me and, as a matter of fact, I did not ask for it."

http://saharareporters.com/2016/12/05/wole-soyinka-berates-nigerian-critics-threatens-exit-nigeria

The fish cannot be inside same pot of soup with the meat and expect to be exempted of being eaten up.. Eithe Soyinka runs away from the U.S or Niaja, calling naija names also refers to himself. #Once_naija'rian,_always a.......... tongue

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Politics › Re: Buhari Bans Importation Of Vehicles Through Land Borders,Nigerians React(Pics) by Legend87(m): 9:57pm On Dec 05, 2016

Abagworo:
The idea is to encourage local manufacturers which is good. Aren't you happy with the rice revolution? I am.

Which yeye ''rice revolution'' when people still buy one ''mudu'' at the rate of #800 compare to the usual #350?

Education › Ten Things You Don't Know About Laughter. by Legend87(op): 8:33pm On Dec 05, 2016

1. Rats are ticklish Want to see a rat laugh? Then tickle it. Rats laugh,
chimps laugh and so do dogs. But rats aren't laughing
at jokes. They laugh when they're playing, in the same
way humans do, to show that they're happy and to
encourage bonding. The rats that played more, laughed more. And the
ones that laughed more preferred to be around other
rats that laughed. This is evidence that human laughter has evolved
from play vocalisation, a behaviour seen in many
other mammals. In humans, laughter has developed into an important
emotional expression, used throughout many
channels of communication. Think of the ways we try
to convey laughter in text based media, like smileys
and LOLs. 2. Laughter isn't about jokes Ask adults what makes them laugh, and most will tell
you it's jokes and humour. But they would be wrong. Robert Provine, a psychologist from the University of
Maryland found that we actually laugh most when
talking to our friends. In fact we're 30 times more likely to laugh at
something when we are with other people. Intriguingly, within these conversations, we are still
not laughing at jokes: we laugh at statements and
comments that do not seem on the face of them to be
remotely funny. It's a form of communication, not a reaction. The science of laughter is telling us that laughter is
less to do with jokes and more a social behaviour
which we use to show people that we like them and
that we understand them. 3. Your brain can tell the difference between
deliberate and helpless laughter In my lab we see the importance of laughter in our
brain imaging studies. We compared staged laughter
with the real thing. Not only does your brain automatically tell the
difference, but listening to staged laughter produces
greater activity in an area called the anterior medial
prefrontal cortex. It's known to be involved in understanding other
people's emotions. It shows that we automatically try to comprehend
someone's deliberate laughs, even when not
instructed to do so. 4. Laughter is catching Our brain scans also reveal that laughter is
contagious. Even when someone is having their brain
scanned, which is not really very funny, you can see
their brain responding to the laughter by preparing
their facial muscles to join in. And the more that someone shows a contagious
response to laughter, the better they are at telling
whether a laugh is real or forced. This seems to suggest that joining in when you hear
laughter is more than just contagion - it may be
helping you to understand what that laughter means. 5. People you know are funnier The fact that laughter encourages laughter is why an
MC at a comedy club will spend a lot of time warming
up the audience and keeping the energy high
between acts. But familiarity and our own expectations are still often
at the heart of laughter. People find jokes funnier if they think they were told
by a famous comedian. "Two snowmen are standing in a field. One says to the
other: 'Funny, I can smell carrots too'." - even on
paper it's funnier when you think it's coming from
Jimmy Carr rather than Jamie Oliver. 6. Laughter doesn't make you fitter The internet is full of claims that laughter is great for
your health. It's sadly not true however that laughter burns more
calories than going for a run. Although laughing does raise energy expenditure and
heart rate by about 10-20%, this is on the order of
burning an extra 10-40 calories for every 10-15
minutes laughing. You would have to laugh solidly for up to three hours
to burn off a packet of ready salted crisps. 7. Relationships last longer when you laugh Berkeley psychologist Prof Bob Levenson asked
couples to discuss something about their partner that
annoyed them - a touchy subject. The couples that used laughter and smiling not only
felt better immediately but also reported higher levels
of satisfaction in their relationship, and stayed
together for longer. This shows us that laughter is an emotion that we can
use with those with whom we are emotionally close,
to make ourselves feel better. This is critical to our enjoying a happy mood - but
maybe even more important when circumstances are
making us feel bad. Just before my father's funeral service started, I can
remember saying something solely to try and make
my mother laugh, to get us on track before everything
kicked off. And it worked. Laughter may help us measure the health of not just
people, but the relationships between people - a way
of looking at our social interactions and the effects
they have on us. 8. Laughter requires precise timing In conversations, people time their laughter to occur
very precisely at the ends of sentences. Even people
speaking in sign language do this - despite the fact
that they could laugh throughout their "silent"
conversation if they wished to. I'm intrigued by how comedians co-ordinate the
responses to their routines from the stage. It's also difficult to learn to have the confidence to
leave a pause for the audience to laugh, and to cope if
they don't. Comedians are very sensitive to the way that laughter
can grow and fade in a room, and leaving a space for
laughter to happen at all is a real skill. Kiri Pritchard-Mclean, a stand-up comedian who also
teaches comedy, points out: "It takes a lot of
confidence to stand on a stage and do nothing while
the audience laugh - and it is hard to learn to come
back in at the right point - not to trample on the
laughter or wait too long and lose the momentum of the room." 9. Laughter is attractive Can you really laugh someone into bed? One study of
personal ads found that both men and women
specified a sense of humour more frequently than
intelligence, education, profession or sexual drive. Another found that we rate strangers as more
attractive if they laugh at our jokes. 10. Some things are almost guaranteed to
make you laugh No comedian has found THE joke that's universally and
timelessly amusing. But when trying to make people laugh in my lab I've
found some things work better than others. One of the best tools are clips of people trying to not to
laugh in situations where laughter is highly
inappropriate. The classic example is Charlotte Green attempting to
read the news live on BBC Radio 4 whilst desperately
trying to suppress fits of giggles.

Sports › Re: Ifeanyi Ubah Sponsors Youths To London For Football Training. Photos by Legend87(m): 2:39pm On Nov 30, 2016

ChangeIsCostant:
Capital oil CEO and owner of Ifeanyi Ubah FC, Dr Patrick Ifeanyi Ubah -earlier said that some youths will be traveling to London to inline with his football developmental program in Nigeria since it will offer his team the opportunity to tap from the best Football League in the world on how best to manage and advance football sector in Nigeria.

Although many doubted it, the business magnate has now kept to his words as the beneficiaries were pictured today at Murtala Muhammed International Airport, Lagos heading to London.

Those who were luckily selected will tour the Olympic Stadium, London as well as visit other tourist sites in the UK like the London eye, Trafalgar square madam Tussaud's among others.

The team will also watch WestHam United FC take on Arsenal on Saturday, 3rd of December 2016 .The trip will last for a period of 5days.

Source; http://www.nationalhelm.net/2016/11/business-magnate-ifeanyi-ubah-sponsors.html

In Nigeria, even a 60yrs old man sees himself as a ''youth''

Politics › Re: Buhari: We Will Support Creation Of Saharawi Arab Democratic Republic by Legend87(m): 9:21pm On Nov 29, 2016

jahsharon:
Is Patience Jonathan a divorcee? Or rather was Ojukwu Odimegwu a divorcee?

One day, you'll learn to understand in parables.

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Travel › Re: Plane Carrying Brazilian Footballers Crashes In Colombia, Killing 25 People by Legend87(m): 12:19pm On Nov 29, 2016

LifeDrama:
The first division Chapecoense football team was among the 72 passengers and nine crew on board the plane when it crashed around 10:15pm (local time) on Monday after reporting electrical issues.

There were reports of at least six survivors being found before rescue operations were suspended due to heavy rain in the crash site, in a mountainous area near the international airport in the city of Medellin.

"Tonight it was reported that a plane coming from Viru Viru airport in Santa Cruz, Bolivia, which should have landed at Jose Maria Cordova, airport had gone off course," a Colombian rescue official, Mauricio Parodi, earlier told reporters.

Authorities and rescuers were immediately activated but poor weather conditions made the crash site only accessible only by road.

"It's a tragedy of huge proportions," Medellin's Mayor Federico Gutierrez Gutierrez told Blu Radio on his way to the site.

The South American soccer federation cancelled all activities until further notice as a result of the crash.

The CONMEBOL federation said in a statement that its president, Alejandro Dominguez, was on his way to Medellin.

The Chapecoense team had been due to face Atletico Nacional of Medellin in the first leg of Wednesday's Sudamericana final, South America's equivalent of the Europa League.

It was the first time the small club from Chapeco had ever reached the final of a major South American club competition but they were underdogs against a club going for a rare double after winning the Copa Libertadores in July.

In a statement on its Facebook page, Chapecoense said "may God accompany our athletes, officials, journalists and other guests traveling with our delegation".

The team said it would refrain from any further statements until it had fully evaluated the extent of the crash.

Reuters/AP

http://lifedrama.com.ng/2016/11/29/brazilian-football-team-in-colombia-plane-crash-killing-25-people-photos/

On the contrary, it's 76 lives that were lost & not 25.. 86 passengers on board. 5 survived.
RIP to them

Christianity Etc › Re: Help A Depressed Soul. by Legend87(op): 4:38pm On Nov 28, 2016

TheEminentLaity:
How come? Try again. I've sent you an email request.

I saw the notification, went through my mail but couldn't get the content... Maybe you can contact me or via whatsapp/08034438158

Christianity Etc › Re: Help A Depressed Soul. by Legend87(op): 4:24pm On Nov 28, 2016*

TheEminentLaity:
I am calm but also a bit troubled how a seemingly educated person thinks one has to run to his 'special' church to be set free by the power of God. You obviously haven't or don't read the Bible perhaps it's a comprehension problem. Yeah right, tell me what St James meant. Maybe you didn't read it but I'll paraphrase in pidgin for you 'Person never chop, you dey tell am about your faith/church...show me your faith/church and I go show you my works/food...faith for mouth only na zombie'

OP the Bible says resist the devil and he will flee from you...Draw near to God and He will to you. There is no church or Omega Power deliverance for everything there. Also, Faith comes by hearing and hearing by the word of God and Christ says 'Sanctify them with Your truth, Thy word is truth'...that's why I said read the Gospels and pray. If you also need something, I would if I can.

Thanks a million.. I appreciate ur words and concerns. I'm really grateful.

I tried to pm you but it wouldn't go through.

This is my mail, sir. Alisteven39@gmail.com

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Christianity Etc › Re: Help A Depressed Soul. by Legend87(op): 2:57pm On Nov 28, 2016

TheEminentLaity:
You need to share what is on your mind that troubles you. For men, most times it's because of lack (income, love, companions, support etc) When you start sharing, you'll find that you are not alone. Problem shared is half solved. So...let's talk about it and if I can provide help I would.

That's true.

Christianity Etc › Re: Help A Depressed Soul. by Legend87(op): 2:35pm On Nov 28, 2016

TheEminentLaity:
What's the matter bro? What do you worry about mostly? Hope I can help

So much, my dear. Instinctively, i think i need spiritual help/deliverance..

Christianity Etc › Re: Help A Depressed Soul. by Legend87(op): 2:29pm On Nov 28, 2016

warmachine:
Its on you tube dear...Gods power is transferable and can even be stored in physical objects....like when apostle Paul touched aprons and handkerchiefs and they where used to heal people...the power has been released.. Just tap Into it...search the video on youtube

Okay.. Thanks. I appreciate.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Help A Depressed Soul. by Legend87(op): 2:22pm On Nov 28, 2016

warmachine:
My brother, its well.

First of all I want to let you know that Jesus knows you personally...and I thank God for your ability to recognise that only Jesus offers true peace....I tell you nothing else can...human beings keep seeking peace in ourselves and other things around and that's y we never find it... However Jesus gives total peace and joy...the devil sowed a seed of depression in your life that's all... Just rebuke it...pray to God ask him to help you...meditate Gods Word...I will also advice you to pray along with prophet tbJoshua or try going to synagogue..pls ignore any foolish comment...cause I know demons will try to stop you by using human beings...take my advice and may Gods great peace be upon you in the Name of Jesus.

Thanks for the words/advice... But how can i pray with the Prophet when i don't have his contact? Mobile or mail..

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