₦airaland Forum

Just kidnap one straying on the street lol

This shouldn't be an excuse to cheat

RIP bro

Fabulosdave01:
Black beauty. If this one marry black persons na crude oil they go born o

Wande Coal and this babe will give birth to "Darkness"

What else will Jesus be subjected to?

Nawa oh finish school 2015 serve 2017....can someone shoot me already

These ladies are endowed

Una no dey sleep ni?

ClitRaider:
Lobatan!! Power oil ko, brake oil ni.

Lmao asin ehn!

Like I even have anything to say sef

As things dey go na verison verison boys go still later do

If they're not ready, they should scrap nysc and let's continue with our lives abeg

jephito:
I was marvelled seeing this farmer holding this live snake his trap caught up this morning.

This is my first time of seeing someone holding a live snake in reality apart from movies.

Does the man know about snakes?

*In Davido's voice* Dele na my boy, Dele na my boy!

*scratches head* Eeeerrrrm who wants to hangout with me?

Kraspo:
This is the right pattern- Find a job, save something, start a business, invest in the business, make the business solid by investing with your savings from your income. Mind your business and lastly get married! Don't make the mistake of getting married because you secured a job. It's all good until you get retrenched or downsized.

lol. Wasn't following any pattern in particular, and definitely one shouldn't get married cos one secured a job. One needs to establish oneself at least. And getting married is specifically for the ladies. Their working class boyfriends wee be on their necks and they wee be like,"let's do it after service", cos they're kinda scared of carrying babies to camp (IMO).

See ehn, just find a job, get married, start something, build your family. This country doesn't give a damn about us.

C̸r̸o̸s̸s̸i̸n̸g̸ e̸v̸e̸r̸y̸ n̸e̸g̸a̸t̸i̸v̸e̸ t̸h̸o̸u̸g̸h̸t̸ o̸u̸t̸ o̸f̸ m̸y̸ m̸i̸n̸d

Hollamie007:
Shey Love tell u say hin loss

No oh, we dey play hide and seek ni

I dey find love oh

More

More....

More.....

Just check them out

Like play like play, what if this count down was terminated?

For me, I see a fine illusive oil painting...

I've got one for sale!

All the women in ours have all experienced Menopause. When they won't allow young and vibrant minds like us dictate our future.

englishmart:
good morning ladies and gentleman.

Just for fun, let's know what song is your current notification alert tone for incoming calls?

Let me cross the ball first. I've changed mine for several times though. Currently, it's Rihanna ft Drake-work work work and keep working

Let's know yours please.

Ewo ni "Notification alert tone for incoming calls"?! Ringtone na Ringtone jawe

Standing5:
Next is kpomo and shaki in meat pie.

I wouldn't mind TBH

NYSC MOBILIZATION TIME TABLE FOR 2016 BATCH B;
1. 2016 batch B pre-mobilization workshop 21st july-24th July
2. Briefing/sentization of final year students/ prospect corps members 4th August- 14th August
3. Display of list of all approved programmes for insti on NYSC portal for cross checking 4th-14th August
4. Collation of prospective corps producing institution CPIs 31st July-21st August
5. Submission/ uploading of senate/ Academic Board approved Result for full/ part-time graduates and Revalidation lists by CPIs 24th August-2nd September
6. Uploading of correct lists by corps producing institution 1st- September- 7th September
7.online delivery of print outs to corps producing institution CPIs 9th October- 16th October
8. Deployment & printing of callup letters by ICT Dept 14th-20th October
9. Notification/ online printing of call-up letters 21st-26th October
10. 2016 Batch ' B' orientation course ( Stream 1) 28th October- 16th November
11. 2016 Batch B orientation course( stream 11) 25th November- 14th December.


How true is this?

uwagimboo:
Noah what is it??

its not a cobra but a python; a baby python. And pythons are not poisonous.

*dabs into thread*

2016 NYSC Batch B Online Registration Portal– online registration Time-table
We are please to inform all prospective corps members, in other word, all Nigerians graduated from Universities and Mono/Polytechnics both at home and abroad that the NYSC On- line registration portal will be opened from Tuesday 6th September to Friday 7th October, 2016 to enable them register for the 2016 Batch ‘B’ mobilization.
NYSC Batch B Online Registration Portal For 2016
In order to ensure a seamless registration, prospective corps members are to note the following for strict compliance, but first the website address which you can process your NYSC 2016 Batch B Online Registration is any of the following below!!!
❖ www.nysc.org.ng ❖ www.portal.nysc.gov.ng ❖ www.nysc.gov.ng.
NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members Requirement/Full Details
Please note that information on accredited registration centres nationwide is available on the home page www.nysc.org.ng . All prospective corps members who paid for the online registration during the previous Mobilization process but were not mobilized need not to pay again. All graduates from Nigerian Universities, Polytechnics/ Monotechnics and those affiliated to them (whether full-time or part- time) are expected to carry out their biometric-enabled online registration using their Matriculation Numbers and JAMB Registration Numbers. Also, those for Revalidation (i.e. prospective corps members who were mobilized earlier but for one reason or the other could not report for the orientation course) must equally register online.
Prospective corps members should ensure that Passport photograph used meet the following specifications
i Ensure your face (eyes, nose, ears, mouth and jaw) is fully shown without bending ii Ensure the picture is centralized and fills the frame iii Ensure the Photo background is white or off-white with no shadow.
#copied.

How true is this?!