When did he become a senator?

Adegbemiro11:
I've always turned down advances from girls. Don't get me wrong, I'm not claiming to be very handsome but I have some qualities that draw girls close to me. I could feel their pain when I reject their infatuation. I'm a kinda person who believes that eyes would get cleared after sexual intercourse, only true feelings keep relationship going, yet I feel I'm not being fair in some cases. And the fear of trying all means to get my full attention (when I do not really mean business) wouldn't want me to do 'chop & clean mouth' thing - so that I won't get choked.

So I throw to the guys who are good at this, how do you enjoy getting intimate with any girls that give you attention?

Be like say konji never hook you

Let them keep it for us... we wont maintain it

Deep penetration

thank God say green mamba no dey the list

Start up a travel agency

Why not? they're usually wiser, smarter, more experienced (you know what i mean ), and more understanding.

where are the IT specialists?

mancoconut:
Just saw it trending on Twitter, damn this one hurts so much

so much my brother

tuna85:
Hi Everyone, trust our days have been great?

I wish to relocate to one of the developed Countries and would love to acquire one or two skills before leaving to enable me survive asides schooling. I am a lady and would love your advice especially from experienced nairalanders.

Thanks a lot.

Art of self defense and something youre passionate about

Let him listen to Naira Marley for a whole week... Sebi you want hoodlum as child.

2 years ago all these wouldn't cost more than 1000 naira

WriterNig:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjg7KAM3trw



The Sun UK || RT News

Wait, she's 60 years old?!

zoeA:
So TB Joshua heals?
And not Christ?

of course, Christ heals through men of God at times

Jesuschristus:
Babalawo of TB Joshua is very strong,

Why would you say that?

The official Twitter handle of the leader and founder of The Synagogue, Church of All Nations (SCOAN), earlier today tweeted "A famous actor, Aderemi Adedeji , had suffered from difficulty in walking for over two years. After all attempts to find a medical solution had failed, he decided to heed a friend’s advice to attend the meeting with Prophet T.B. Joshua where he received his instant healing!"

Chief Adedeji Aderemi, popularly known as Olofa-Ina, celebrated his 71st birthday earlier this month.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2xhMF-CZQE


https://twitter.com/SCOANTBJoshua/status/1398625324108222470?s=19

UbChapter:
Nigeria seems hopeless and the humanity in Nigerians even more hopeless but there are things that happen around that point otherwise to the above assertions.

While anybody can make mistake in life as there's no one above mistake, this is how my sister mistakenly lost her purse inside a taxi she boarded to the market this morning in Calabar, Cross River state. Of course, anybody would immediately become traumatized losing his/her money in such a manner and definitely, her case wasn't different as she was traumatized and devastated regarding the incident.

The purse had her money (N18,500) and her cell phone inside. Luckily for her and as God would have it, a Nigerian by name Uche (just his first name) picked the purse from the taxi. He said he even showed the purse to the taxi driver and he (the taxi driver) wanted to collect the purse from him claiming he (the taxi driver) knows my sister very well and he's always been the one bringing her to the market when in reality, that's very far from the truth. Uche said it got to a point where he struggled the purse with the taxi driver as he was adamant in handing over the purse to the taxi driver and finally left with the purse.

As a good Nigerian, he opened the purse and started making contacts with people on how to get to my sister to come get her purse back (obviously looks like a dream in today's Nigeria). In no time, my sister ran to me and I called her line which the phone was in the purse. Someone picked which happened to be the said Uche. He directed us to where to meet him and swiftly we went. Brothers and sisters, behold, we met Uche with his colleagues in his place of work. Everything in the purse was still intact and he handed over the purse back to my sister in the presence of his colleagues. In thanking and trying to show appreciation, Uche declined any monetary appreciation and only received the "God bless you" as we were telling him.

This action of Uche has without doubts proven that all hope especially in humanity has not lost in this country. Looking at the present economic hardship in the country, some people would have rushed at this believing it's God that answered their prayer but today's case with Uche, the opposite was the case. My sister and I cannot thank him enough. This is why I want you guys to join in thanking Uche for being a sincere Nigerian and for whose act is rare to come by in today's Nigeria. Please help us thank and appreciate. This is the kind of people we should celebrate in this country.

Please let this go far by sharing it on other social media platforms.
God bless Uche!
God bless all sincere Nigerians!!
God bless Nigeria!!!

I'll do same

Dcube212:
All government in Nigeria would've done more than this if not for a Virus called corruption and looting

Abeg jari, I will Design a Professional for Your Product and Company for 2k Only

Design a professional what?

No sir, we need new industries and massive upgrading and expansion of the existing ones.

Thank you Ghana for doing the needful. If this was in Nigeria, some godfather would have bailed them and integrated them into his evil caucus.

Omo na kirikiri o

Abdulazeez99:
Attahiru Jega, former chairman of the Independent National Electoral Commission ( INEC), has said patriotism means standing by the country and not the president, Igbere TV reports.

Jega said this in a tweet on Saturday.



https://twitter.com/Prof_AJega/status/1360547133708005384?s=20

The former INEC chairman, who is also a member of the Nigerian Working Group on Peacebuilding and Governance, had with other members, including former Catholic Archbishop of Abuja, John Onaiyekan and retired military general, Martin Luther Agwai, criticized President Muhammadu Buhari last year, over the suffering of Nigerians from the insecurity to lives and property, as well as the impact of the coronavirus pandemic on the standards of living in the country.

He has also advised Buhari to restructure the country, in order to resolve the narrative of poor governance in the country and review the controversy regarding revenue allocation formula.

it's a parody account

36governors:


Source: https://punchng.com/jamb-to-prosecute-200-exams-cheats-budgets-n100m/

Ole ni everybody

saphiere:


http://saharareporters.com/2021/02/10/72-year-old-pastor-arrested-allegedly-defiling-13-year-old-girl

He's lived life enough, execute him

onthehill:
Earlier Thread: https://www.nairaland.com/6403728/police-arrest-70-year-old-hiv-positive-man


The 70-year-old man, Nicholas Akeh, who raped a five-year-old girl in Benue State has been brought to the Police Headquarters in Makurdi on Tuesday February 9, IgbereTV reports.

Recall that the suspect, who is HIV positive was arrested for repeatedly molesting the minor in Naka, Gwer West Local Government Area of the state.

According to activist, Ukan Kurugh, the man lured the girl to his house, gave her garri to drink and carried out his evil act.

Read Ukan's update on Facebook below.


https://www.facebook.com/100026958108478/posts/764080377833892/?app=fbl

70 years?! The man don try for earth make Dem execute am

The youth or plus the gov all of them are what?

JidennaJason:
I really don't argue with emotional clowns like you...

Okay, let's go with your logic.... Between the borrowed money and her life starring at her face, which is more precious and important to save?

First of all you insult me; this portrays the kind of person that you're so I wouldn't waste my time dragging this issue with you.

Just pray you don't experience such.

JidennaJason:
GS Media Plus learnt that the yet to be identified lady began to struggle with the robbers and in the process, she was shot at close rage in her heart area.





She was giving the opportunity to surrender peacefully and remain alive, but she chose to sacrifices her life like N50 buns by struggling with the armed robbers.


What a foolish way to die.

I can't believe you typed such a derogatory statement about the deceased. Do you know what it meant to her losing everything she has? If she had borrowed money to start the legit hustle? If we had a better working system, she would have her business insured, her life and safety could have been better protected. I'm very sure if I dig a little more information about the victim, she must have had some sort of tertiary education which qualifies her to a better working and secured environment but our leaders don't priorities our lives or welfare as paramount. This could have happened to any of us. She was a victim of a failed system.

pocohantas:
Garden eggs can be used to make sauce, that is in addition to whatever purpose you knew it for, like welcoming in-laws or guests.

Even if you don’t like garden eggs like me, I can assure you, you’ll like this.

I prefer mine prepared with red oil

WriterNig:
Sire Eneh Gozieboy, a Nigerian Borno state serving soldier, who celebrated his birthday with loaf of bread has received cake as his birthday present.

Recall that, Gozieboy had posted himself with loaf of bread on his birthday, claimed that, both bread and cake are all made from flour.

His birthday got the attention of so many Nigerians, who are well acquainted with the services the Nigerian soldiers are rendering in the face of Insurgency

In his recent post, he has received cake and other gifts from @rccolanigeria. He wrote;



https://www.facebook.com/100005050560222/posts/1770374043140931/?app=fbl

That's quite thoughtful, but all na publicity stunt.

jumper524:
So earlier last year, my dad decided to go into yam business. The most common in my area kuje Abuja to be precise.

Since we're just starting, we bought seedlings worth of 40k.
We later found out that seedlings are more expensive and scarce during farming/planting period.
We got the land for free
We paid farmers #20 per ridges and we dug about 500ridges.
Meaning. #20*500= 10,000

Total money spent on investment was approximately#60,000 plus running cost.

The farmers were paid 6k to harvest the whole yam.
Those guys started as early as 6am and we're done by 2pm just 3 of them.

Truck that packed it was paid 1k.


Pic 1 and 2, the big size yams we want to sell. Those buyers are pricing 45k

Pic 3 are the ones for home and family consumption. Any remainder would be added to seedlings.

Pics 4, the small yams we want to preserve as seedlings.

Think we got a lot from our investment in the end.

How many tubbers of yam are in the hips that are for sale?

Wtf did I just read?!