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I would have been a dad by now, but no, she wouldn't allow it cus of wedding

This is lagos Nigeria, nothing stand forever here. Watch as people go begin pay the money because dem wan show say them fit pay not knowing they are been milked by those that are supposed to provide good life for all


God help us all, no island for me till further notice

BBNaija is never my thing

Oga op, y na?

killsmith:

Is that all that you have? Load us more na

Lagos.
Sorry for my late reply.

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Mod pls help a brother,
Thanks

Jamariwolf4:
remove your phone number from your post, common sense shud tell you it's not safe.

That your baby boo go soon leave you to get him own sex doll and save some real cash

Every husband should do this to their wives. Let's reduce unfaithfulness in marriage

Na wa

Pastor go n work

All advice here are misleading

Time to vote against anything petrol price increase

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Rest in peace dear, God knows best

Wow, This is lovely

Hello sport lovers, who can really tell what mourinho told pogba that got the linesman mouth opened?

Mou: pogba, if u no fit dribble that stubborn midfielders, just break their leg

Pogba: OK boss, which one among them?

Linesman: �


Add yours let's see who come close

Amakavula:
Men are just horrible as times. This is why I advice ladies not to pity them at times. Be smart with your choices.

You are very funny for generalizing the above occurrence. Mind you, she spoke of her boyfriend which means he is still a boy, so I don't know when you saw the men that are horrible from?

Pls date matured minds regardless of age....

makydebbie:
Lemme read.

Awwn sister this is sad. I believe it's a blessing in disguise, imagine if it was your money that was squandered that way..?

The fact that it worked for couple A doesn't mean it'll work for couple B. Some guys are worth the risk, while some ain't.

God bless you for this sis.
Its a norm that couple A might stick together from start to end while couple B might start when the going gets sweet and still live happily. But all in all, follow your heart and allow your inner self lead you. Get someone that plans with you, dreams with you and sees you as an investment he needs to protect all his life. Also make sure you stay strong in faithfulness and build his trust in you.
God bless us all

Hope he will continue from where magu stopped?

Caption this

Karlovich:
rip, they probably took the concoction from a dirty agbo seller from brown roof republic.

Senseless

Angelanest:
When before meets after... A man based in Enugu has got his work trending online after redesigning an abandoned and rickety Peugeot 504 vehicle. The automobile designer and repairer, Frank Blaise totally refurbished the old vehicle both the interior and exterior as the once rejected vehicle has now become the interest of online users.

The car caused a scene when it was driven in Enugu metropolis recently as people gathered to check out the incredible transformation, according to reports.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2017/12/man-transforms-old-abandoned-peugeot-504-car-enugu-see-incredible-photos.html

Abeg if I jam the car from back, na where I fit buy him parts to replace am?

The story continued o

Copied...

*HOW MUCH DID YOU DO YOUR AFFIDAVIT?*
PLS READ TO THE END. LEARN FROM YOUR PAST MISTAKE.


FANTASTICALLY CORRUPT.

I travelled out of my state of residence to do a transaction on behalf of a client. Things went relatively well until I needed to take out an affidavit in court as one of the final stages of the transaction.

So I walked into this court, a federal high court, to do the affidavit. I had in mind that a day earlier , someone had told me in my office how she spent #4 000 to do an affidavit in court. I was furious . I know that only #100 of that #4 000 will go to government purse , the rest will go to some thieves who pose as government workers.

So I stepped into this court wishing that the thieves would try to play pranks on me. I file affidavit regularly in court but I have never experienced such extortion. May be it is because the court workers in my town of residence know me to be a lawyer. May be now that I am out of jurisdiction and dressed casually, the ones here will try to play a fast one on me. Just May be.

So In the court, I was directed to a certain lady. It Seems she is always the first contact person in this web of extortion. I entered the room. She asked me to sit. She was attending to someone, a captive I should say . The man was begging that he did not come with 4k, but the lady would have none of that. She asked the guy to go and come back complete. I was eavesdropping. The guy had just lost his certificate and wanted to make an affidavit to that effect. This is what is supposed to cost him N100. The guy even begged to pay N1000. But she refused. She insisted on the "full price".. In the end, the guy left to use Atm and come back. I was next in line!

I hold the belief that even if one should extort me, it should not be in court. The very thought of being extorted by a non- Lawyer in court is annoying to me. It is like a civilian slapping a Soldier in the barracks! If you must slap a soldier, must you do it in the barracks ?

So I took my turn in front of her. 'What do you want to do, sir? She asked.' Affidavit, of course, I replied. She asked what type of affidavit , bringing out a plain sheet of paper and pen, with an air of fake seriousness. She said she needed to know the type of affidavit because they will help me to type it.

At that point, I brought out a copy of the affidavit as typed by my secretary a day before I traveled. I told her that all I needed was to make the oath before a Commissioner for that purpose. Seems she was taken aback. Seems see didn't expect me to come with my affidavit already written and typed out. She excused me and left with the document. I guess she went to consult with her superiors.

She did not stay too long.

'sir, are you a Barrister'?
'Yes, does it matter'?
'I mean a real Barrister '?
Silence.
' sir are you based here in town '?
Silence.
' Sir'?

I think she wondered if I was really a lawyer as they have not seen me in their court before . May be her superior had suggested that I just claimed to be a lawyer in the affidavit just to evade their extortion.

I told her to go straight to the point. That I still needed to travel back. I told her to show me where to pay and get the oath Commissioner's stamp. At that point, she cut a piece of paper and wrote on it. She signed a complicated signature. She made the stealing to seem official. Unlike how she handled the guy before me, she didn't say a word about the amount I was to pay. She could not speak to me about it . She wrote it down and signed and then showed me where to take it to.

So I took it to whom I was directed. The man took the piece of paper from me and studied it as if it was a graph or some complicated map . Then,as if he had suddenly deciphered a hidden code, he said out loud : 'two thousand'. I paid the two thousand Naira and waited. The man stamped on the document and wrote on it with red ink.

Really nice

Lol

THE SEPARATED FOOT

But there is another "foot test" that provides input about your personality:
You can separate your small toe from the others
If you can stretch your small toe away from the other four, you are very adventurous and you hate to be bored. However, these people are allegedly more like to cheat on others.
You cannot separate your small toe
If you cannot do this, then you are a very structured person and value order. You are a creature of habit and averse to change.
Now you finally know why you have the shape of foot that you have

THE FARMER FOOT

People whose toes are all the same length are considered more reserved. They are very reliable and conscientious contemporaries. Order and cleanliness are important to them. People with farmer feet make decisions in a rational manner. They rarely allow themselves to be guided by emotion.

THE GREEK FOOT

Here the second toe is longer than the big toe. These people are optimists and easily excitable. These kinds of people are not exactly stress-resistant, however, and face difficulty with everyday tasks such as shoe shopping. Still they are very eager to help where they can. In bed, they are rather dominant. That is also the case at their workplace.