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Sad news

A country where blind men are issued driving licence.
You pay today and take your license after 2 hours.
Nigeria has failed us

The ebora of owu

This Ooni value don drop like naira.

I go soon invite am for my birthday.

cococandy:
congrats

Come take this ring from me na

This is Nigeria.
The next storyline would be that the policeman has absconded.

They will transfer him to Bauchi to continue his job

GMBuhari:
Oyeama Hills located in Enugu

Causes of accidents blamed on potholes and topography



The same Enugu where they protested Buhari's coming, I'm sure one asswipe will eventually blame Buhari for causing accidents through negligence

Afonja and noise eh.

OBJ is from SW, Osibanjo is from SW.
Majority of zombies are from SW.
Did it stop hunger from flogging people in Osun or the poverty in Ogun?

Drive with caution and pray without ceasing.

RIP to ndi nwuru anwu

Politicians beating Nigerians since 1960

sarrki:
Nigeria owns it

We use Nigeria money to service it not bad

Money own by the government spend by the

government

Buhari is not the problem of this country my brother.
This is an intelligent answer my brother.

'Zombiesm' is worse than Ebola.
Zombies are the problem of this country.

Treat yourself of 'Zombiesm' my brother

Criminal

angelTI:
But I think it's only natural for your knee, elbow, knuckle to be slightly darker than the complexion of the other body parts. Just the way the stomach and tighs are slightly lighter because they are covered most of the time

One cup of recession rice for you.
Good analysis but e no mean say una no dey bleach ooo

Justnora:
It is sad we ladies are only know for how big our butt or boobies is in this generation. Nothing relevant than boobies and butt.

Very sad

That's the reality of the new generation

We are in Butt age

Sandydayziz:
Oga wat re u tinkin na?

The fight no go be here oo

Fela go dey laugh us for where him dey.

We fall baba Fela hands. Upon all the warnings.

Zombies say the man get integrity.

Na integrity we want chop?
Him for go become imam for daura with him integrity.

Yunggyo:
Oyegun cannot and will not win this war with tinubu

You be ref?

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Wishing u all a blessed xmas

Same to you dear.
But wait ooh, all these names.

I hope it's not what I am thinking. Lol

Janetessy:
This oga that sold employment forms






He is better than Rochas tho

Better than who?

Nimblemind:
Happy anniversary!

If only there was justice in Nigeria, this man for dey kuje prison! Just loot my state money anyhow as governor.

I tell you

Ikiri the clean and green scam of a governor.

Remove cleanliness of Owerri, this man wasted our 4 years.

People fail to realise how Imo was before Rochas came on board.

Rochas with his own flaws has relegated this man to abyss of history.
Rochas gave Imo a face lift and was firing on all four cylinders before the decline in revenue.

Anyway, happy anniversary Mr ex governor

danemenike:
All right, we'll keep answering your questions all though I'm pained that nairalanders do not like picking from the pool of experienced engineers here e.g Engr. Daniel, Engr. Osaz. You want a free quantity survey for your building @living001? smiles

Be enlightened, adequate preparation prevents poor performance. Steps to building your 3-bedroom bungalow;
i) Carry out a land survey: This will help you determine the size, area and slope of your land. A good land surveyor will carry out this task effectively.(Cost 20k-100k)

ii)Get a building Plan: A building plan is a graphical representation of what a building will look like after construction, used by builders and contractors to construct buildings of all kinds. With the introduction of modern CAD, most people can design their buildings themselves.
However, it is advisable you hand it over to an Architect/Engineer to help you design according to specifications. For your 3-bedroom bungalow, the building plan will contain GROUND FLOOR, REAR VIEW, APPROACH VIEW, LEFT AND RIGHT VIEWS, SECTION VIEWS, ROOF PLAN, STRUCTURAL DRAWING if necessary, ELECTRICAL and MECHANICAL DRAWINGs e.t.c (cost 50k-200k)

iii) Quantify the Building: Steps i and ii will help you quantify the cost of your building with the recent building materials pricing. Cost of building materials have increased geometrically over the last one year. If you can't carry out the quantity survey yourself, you're advised to employ the services of a quantity surveyor, architect or an engineer who has knowledge of QS. (Cost 20k-100k). Note: You can also negotiate step ii and iii together

iv) Get approval for your building: There are authorities in your locality charged with the responsibility of approving building drawings, ask your architect/engineer for more details..

v) Nairaland Engineers are very competent
Engr Daniel(07037629947)
TerraStone Construction Ltd

Brilliant Bro and I love the building you attached

Source

Proudlyngwa:
So front page is no more about intellectualism.
Seun your site is loosing it.
How can only ten posts make front page.

Joblessness or what

Saraki is a very smart politician, but he will definitely lose that seat by 2019.

Who is Sheriff?

Please alert police. These evil men should be punished.

jumpandpas:
My belleeeeeee oooo!

Lol. Boss you sef reason am na

Work them no fit work

Small lie them still no fit package am well

Laveda:
Them open breast you come dey help them cover am here.

Op Why?

Are you gay?

UjSizzle:
You deserve to be attacked for this mumu statement. How can you even sound convincing to yourself?
So African Rev. are incomplete too abi? God made man incomplete because everyone must be married and procreate? We find our sufficiency in a spouse?

Please if keep your African manhood and sense to yourself and stop projecting your narrow thoughts on everybody else.

One of them is here already.

Hypocrisy is when you pray for a man to marry you but encourage others not to marry.

Only idiots do not know that procreation is the reason for creation.
Your argument is flawed on any reasonable logic.
First, she is not a reverend sister. Secondly she hasn't told us she won't get married and finally, she is an African lady.

I don't want to believe that you are one of those idiots who demonise stuff like masquerade but join whites to celebrate Halloween.

Sweetguy25:
The same Owerri with the worst set of roads in the south east.

Stop typing from your village

Disgusting

Nixiepie:
Will her dad's phone revives the economy in Nigeria

Remove the 's' in revives.

Shame leave him dey catch me