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LiteratureRe: The Preacher's Son!!! by lekinz(m): 7:38pm On Oct 09, 2013
Sexy Sapphire: Still munching on it and waiting for boss Rock. I rili appreciate the trailer of popcorn, buh can I av somtin to accompany it lik a drink? Pleaseeeeee
ohohoho....sori..it escapes my mind.....*call 10 bouncers*.....Get Sexy Sapphire 10 drums of juice ....Will that be okayhuhhuh
LiteratureRe: The Preacher's Son!!! by lekinz(m): 7:05pm On Oct 09, 2013
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The rock5555: DEDICATED TO KINGPHILIP

THE REUNION
*************

"Oboy see babe" Julian furiously touched me.

"Guy free me o, i resemble mumu, abi you want make i enter gutter again, maybe this time na my teeth go break finish"

"Noooo!! look na, the babe dey come directly to your front"

"You no fit decieve me, i tell you say i dey expect anybody?, make she jam me na, i resemble motor"

The person came near me and i reasoned it out if the person was insane i better shift before i hit a mad woman. But i was too late cus the person embraced me. The perfume was too nice to be that of a mad woman own so i looked up only to see my one and only Anita.

"what happened to your phone, peter, you got me worried. What was the problem?" she asked so many questions.

The first thing i did was to look round only to see all eyes on us, i almost entered ground because many mouths was going to wag for sure. I quickly removed my big bag which contained every text book available and exchanged it with Julian's smaller bag to upgrade my levels in her eyes.

All eyes was still on us, this time she was wearing a mini gown that reached her knees while holding a basket, my mouth was dried up already and i left it open in amazement, i even slapped myself to confirm if i was not dreaming or so i thought.

"Have you lost your speech, close your mouth please or have cat taken your tounge away from you" she teased.

Chai, am not dreaming o, the hot markurdi sun increased my sweat rate as my heart pumped blood faster in amazment. Only one attibute in my body did not change which was my spirit of lie. It help me always or so am thinking.

"Em, sorry, i lost my phone, and i thought you had gone back to school already" i resumed my grammar english, no more pidgin, even Julian pinched me to see wether he was hearing the real peter or not.

"Ow, am sorry about that, i missed your voice and so i was worried and came to check you, i took permission from school"

Everything was happening in slow motion, all the guys passing could not have enough of the girl talking with one small senior who was dancing with frog in his clothes earlier, the whole school heard that one.

"Ow, am flattered, atleast i have seen you, me too i missed you" i lied.

"Well i have good news for you, but first you would follow me shopping"

"Whhhaaat, say na jazz you give me" i said in my mind as i looked at Julian who gave me a carry go sign.

"Ok, i would do anything for you" i said nonchalantly.

"Yeah, thanks alot for accompaning me, lets go" she screeched.

Julian gave me thumbs up as we left them with her holding my hands while i bent my head before big uncle catches me.

We entered a super market and she began dropping items into her basket as i followed around like her son, when she took it to the cashier the bill was about 30k so she brought out her credit card to pay.

I almost screamed loud, see something i would have bought in Northbank market for less than 10k, i wish i could hijack the money and run. My fear and respect increased for her.

"I can see your face when i was paying, dont worry, thats my father credit card, my bank account has nothing less than 100K inside.

Damn, how wish this girl could just withdraw only two thousand for me, i would have been so grateful, but i was too intimidated to ask.

She bought me a container of yourghurt which i readily refused like a big boy, i told her that i only take fruit juice in the afternoon so that my stomach would not be distabilized, she believed my dry scope and left me alone.

"I want to ask you for one favour before you go"

"Whats that" i asked.

"Can you come to mount saint Gabriel school"

Damn, that was were i fought last, but i could not refuse this great offer.

"So whats happening there?"

"We are having all catholic schools competition and my school is also going there, so am expecting you"

"Ok, i would come" i said misearably. She embraced me and gave me bike money which i told her that i had enough, nothing dey my pocket o. I trekked home with supernatural hunger hammering my stomach, i almost fainted when those small twins who always expect to catch me as their husband began their fast and furiuos chase on my head, i ran like a mad man till i reached home, luckily there was food so i settled my stomach worms peacefully and went to sleep.

The next day i told Julain whats up, the dude was so happy that he agreed to follow me as a bodyguard which rest my mind small.

We went there only to see alot of students both female and male, it was more like a prom party than competition.

I saw Anita and her group of big babes standing by the badminton court, she also saw us and waived at us, she was looking so hot that i thank my God for making me so lucky.

I changed my formula of bouncing and started moving to her side when someone caught me at the neck and placed a sharp object on my back.

"If you move you die" the bass voice spoke as my heart started beating at 40 beats per second.

To Be Continued....
SINCE HACKERJAY IS NT HERE IT SEEMS I WILL REPRESENT HIM....SUSPENSE CONTINUES....
WATCH OUT FOR THE BIZARRE EVENT THAT IS GONNA HAPPEN ......WILL THEY KILL ROCK?,WILL ROCK LOSE ANITA?,WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO JULIAN?......JUST SIT,RELAX AND ENJOY KING'S POP CORN B4 THE STORY CONTINUES........shey i tryhuh??[color=#550000]
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LiteratureRe: The Preacher's Son!!! by lekinz(m): 6:35pm On Oct 09, 2013
Tobenia: What a lovely story. 9pm far O! i need more pop-corn. Chei those boys have finialy caught U...
Since king is nowhere to be found...My boyz are coming to give u a basin full with pop corn and a drum of juice...Hope that would be okayhuh
LiteratureRe: The Preacher's Son!!! by lekinz(m): 3:57pm On Oct 09, 2013
The rock5555: I dey come noooow, i no dey miss dis kind story.

*looks around to see lekinz showing sexitee to her mansion and sneaks out through the back door*

phew, make i go do yawo, i dey come back by 9pm. Peace.

Okadaaaaaa
Sha do quick or else
LiteratureRe: The Preacher's Son!!! by lekinz(m): 3:52pm On Oct 09, 2013
Sexitee03: Abeg send am tru DHL oo. I don ready to pack.
DHL dey waste time jawe.....Just mail me d number nd i will tell u how to get it
LiteratureRe: The Preacher's Son!!! by lekinz(m): 3:51pm On Oct 09, 2013
Sexy Sapphire: @Lekinz, nw u wanna kill me with popcorn hahahahaha. Who is interested? Willing to share wit anyone
Just keep on eating till dis so called Rock updates d write up
LiteratureRe: The Preacher's Son!!! by lekinz(m): 1:14pm On Oct 09, 2013
kingphilip: Sapphire no worry u go chaw popcorn tire
na so oooooooooo
LiteratureRe: The Preacher's Son!!! by lekinz(m): 12:49pm On Oct 09, 2013
Sexy Sapphire: Kingphillip, am yet to see ma popcorn osad
Ehya ...Bt u didn't tell me naw @king...dnt wori @Sexy Sapphire...I will tell my boys to get u a trailer full with pop corn..I hope dat will be okay grin
LiteratureRe: The Preacher's Son!!! by lekinz(m): 12:29pm On Oct 09, 2013
[quote author=The rock5555]Bouncer lekinz i hope ma'am sexitee mansion is ready, she wan pack come o.
yea...its ready...Tell her to mail me abi na pm so i can give her d key nd tell her where it is located
LiteratureRe: The Preacher's Son!!! by lekinz(m): 12:26pm On Oct 09, 2013
Foxy_Flow: Gan gann!!!

I hear wetin u say o angry angry
GAN GAN GAN!!!....Thank God u heard .....Sha no disturb cos if u do......D tin wey happen for 1982 go happen for dis place again
LiteratureRe: The Preacher's Son!!! by lekinz(m): 11:13am On Oct 09, 2013
kingphilip: make sense now atleast u go fit bounce foxy commot frm the thread now sha
shey na foxy dey disturb una ni?...........Ha!...Y una no tell me make i use wheel barrow pack am out grin cheesy
LiteratureRe: The Preacher's Son!!! by lekinz(m): 11:01am On Oct 09, 2013
kingphilip: u knw say me na correct one me de serve now...no tel me say the because of the update u go gym o
Na him oooooooooooooooo..i don get broad chest nd big hand naw... grin grin cheesy
LiteratureRe: The Preacher's Son!!! by lekinz(m): 10:41am On Oct 09, 2013
@king...ur pop corn big today....ave been eating it since 6:00...hope no b bad corn una use do am grin...Still at gym waiting for Rock to continue before d ministration commences
LiteratureRe: The Preacher's Son!!! by lekinz(m): 11:33pm On Oct 08, 2013
The rock5555: @bouncer lekinz-i can see u are goin a great job, oya ur salary has increased to two puny juce adaygrin
mtcheeeeew


@tobenia and sexy saphire- una welcome wella, abeg collect seat nmber from lekinz and two cartoons of pop corn from kingphilip. U ladies are welcomed.


Still I Rock
ur seats number are special jst pm me ur phone number so I cn call u nd tell u abt d seat number
LiteratureRe: The Preacher's Son!!! by lekinz(m): 5:40pm On Oct 08, 2013
@every1 jst tell me whenever rock tey b4 e update....I don sign some new bouncers wey get chest pass Commando... shocked shocked.....They go bounce am comot for Preacher's son thread,then,literature forum nd Out of NL
LiteratureRe: The Preacher's Son!!! by lekinz(m): 5:34pm On Oct 08, 2013
Vickie Zion: Ah ah!E be lyk say rock wants me 2 call bouncers 4 him,since morning update never show.I don tire 2 dey wait silently
jst peep me i am here for him cool
LiteratureRe: The Preacher's Son!!! by lekinz(m): 9:59pm On Oct 07, 2013
@rock .....u dey fuckup dis dayz oooooo with ur short update after we don pray for android...I go bounce u out oooo ...*bt who go continue d write up*...make I still leave u sha
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LiteratureRe: The Preacher's Son!!! by lekinz(m): 9:31pm On Oct 07, 2013
The rock5555: Yeah, you are welcomed miss. Oya were bouncer lekinz, call ur boys make una build duplex for my madam@ d top.

I feel u, tnks for all of una votes
duplex too small NA mansion ...nd where b d location?? ....*****calls 1000 bouncers *****make sure d mansion is ready before 2 days or else .....
LiteratureRe: The Preacher's Son!!! by lekinz(m): 1:16pm On Oct 07, 2013
@rock............Ohga ooooooooooooooo....Na now u just dey post abi?.............*calls 12 bouncers*talks to dem in a low voice.."Make una treat rock Bleep-up ooooooooo"..........@Rock u don die today oooooooooooooo grin grin grin grin
LiteratureRe: The Preacher's Son!!! by lekinz(m): 12:36pm On Oct 07, 2013
@rita nd gosifechris ...If una fight i go start d ministration upon una head oooooooooooooooooooo grin shocked[color=#000099][/color]
LiteratureRe: The Preacher's Son!!! by lekinz(m): 10:49am On Oct 07, 2013
kingphilip: wetin him do again
The guy dey waste time joooor
LiteratureRe: The Preacher's Son!!! by lekinz(m): 9:13am On Oct 07, 2013
The rock5555: Typing....
Oga do quick ooooooooooo.........before i bounce u as i do for Hackerjay
LiteratureRe: The Preacher's Son!!! by lekinz(m): 9:12am On Oct 07, 2013
kingphilip: Lekins come clear road the Rock de come
@king ...Rock dey vex me....Make im come alone jawe
LiteratureRe: The Preacher's Son!!! by lekinz(m): 4:39pm On Oct 06, 2013
@ritababe I don go carry am cum naw.......So whats my share?........
@hackerjay no try nonsense again oooooo......
@Rock me na boss naw
LiteratureRe: The Preacher's Son!!! by lekinz(m): 9:43am On Oct 06, 2013
;DBefore I open my eyes make una don enter church....Wetin una still dey do by dis time on Sunday.... cheesy wink*calls 10 bouncers*...Stay on dis thread ...Make u bounce anybody wey comment out b4 12:00
LiteratureRe: The Preacher's Son!!! by lekinz(m): 11:06pm On Oct 05, 2013
The rock5555: Praise the looooorrddd!!!

United hammer sunderland courtesy of januczi; i been dey joke o. I no wan lekinz to bounce me out.

Abeg why u bounce out hackerjay@lekinz, abeg call am back pllsss.

I for update twice o but 2moro na church, i no wan sleep dey teach my children nonsense, but make i see first wetin fit happen.
Typing in helicopter speed...
*calls 3 bouncers*....dey don help hackerjay beg...go bring am cum...@hackerjay no try am again ooooo
LiteratureRe: The Preacher's Son!!! by lekinz(m): 7:20pm On Oct 05, 2013
@Rock....Be fast or else...*calls 3 other bouncers nd speak to them in a low voice*......'If dat guy no do quick make una bounce am out' grin grin grin grin grin
LiteratureRe: The Preacher's Son!!! by lekinz(m): 7:15pm On Oct 05, 2013
The rock5555: Abeg no bounce me o, work have been a b'itch today. Now wey my MB finish, thats all abeg make una manage am.

But i believe in miracle shagringrin
Okkkkk....I don hear
LiteratureRe: The Preacher's Son!!! by lekinz(m): 3:55pm On Oct 05, 2013
@everybody....I go bounce Rock out oooooo..............
LiteratureRe: The Preacher's Son!!! by lekinz(m): 11:10am On Oct 05, 2013
The rock5555: Make i cont shaperly.
Still i ROCK
Oya ...Quick quick
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LiteratureRe: The Preacher's Son!!! by lekinz(m): 11:05am On Oct 05, 2013
kingphilip: daniel bribe am so dem don bounce am out
Bribe keh!!!.....Daniel no bribe me oooo...I just purposely bounce am out ...so u all should watch ur tongue,lips,teeth, or else lipsrsealed
LiteratureRe: The Preacher's Son!!! by lekinz(m): 11:03am On Oct 05, 2013
ritababe: since u are d one in charge can u tel me were daniel hide my hackerjay?
I don bounce d guy out jawe.....E too dey quote Rock word nd d tin dey vex me

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