₦airaland Forum

ireke:
Are you sure?

I thought Pronto beverage, Tree top orange drink, parozone bleach, Jenka chewing gum all left the market in early to mid-90s

seems pronto was the last to vamoose

Mrwhite09:
i know pronto but dont know parazone and treetop

if you know pronto, you narrowly escaped the indomie squad😃

englishmart:
I bought meat pie 1500 yesterday. I won't near it again until it becomes cheaper. Meanwhile, cooking at home isn't any cheaper.

how can you spend such crazy amount on a junk pastry that has the potential to harm you?

Afodot0022:
When she move them to her grandparents place, I was able to talk to the kids on e and ever since then, they stop picking my calls and had to stop and waited until when my ex comes back from her course so I can face her directly. I requested for the address of where my inlaws stays now cos they move to a new location and didn't get to visit them before I separated with my wife. There was no way I could go pick them up cos I don't know the address location and when I requested for it, they stop picking my calls. So how are all these my fault has you all have labelled me the bad one here.i called them again yesterday and they didn't pick my calls. Even my ex blocked me and my mom aswell and couldn't reach her. It was one of her number I got to reach her. So if you all blame me, you all don't know the kind of demon am dealing with as an ex wife

op can't you see clearly that a gang of bitter single mothers are up against you here?? Women who dined with a snake from the beginning are those you are trying to argue with here?? Those are manipulators of the highest order. Just get a competent lawyer and regain possession of your kids asap.

Modified: op going thru your previous topics shows me you're not a serious person oo. You already have other ladies in your life so why trying to bring back your wife? I'm not even sure you can take care of the kids you are fighting for their custody. Please lead a responsible life unless you enjoy creating topics on NL about nonexistent happenings.

McDoe:
No need for further wahala, bury the dead and move on. We pray for the depose of her soul.

To die young is a not God's will.

repose

IFECHIGCON:
Elo Fonkabale

sultan of gbese

Ikennaford:
Same happened to me, my mom best friend... I was 9 then,, she'll carry me ontop her and shrink a hell outa my dick on her clit,,, swear i enjoyed everything, i suck her boobs while she instruct me to struck my little dick in her pussy,,,i can still remember those incidents, I've never cum always hard till she cum multiple times, maybe that's why she's doing it almost everyday,,, but now omo i deh cum quick pass fowl

and you never told your mum who she has as an enemy friend? You were thoroughly abused! She deserves jail time.

Nigeria and plots are like 5&6

Institutions and government always running things on code.

uniquetechng:
I live alone with my wife and kids in my compound and sometimes it gets boring especially when my kids has gone to school and wifey go to the market.
Often wish to have tenants but I after reading and listening to what some landlords goes through in the hands of their tenants I just died the idea of having one.

It pays to stay alone and mind your business but there are times you will need people especially in times of health emergencies.

congrats landlord, just pray for normal humans and give them one flat, it is necessary. I also enjoy alone time a lot but I'm in good and talking terms with all my 12 flat neighbours.

Verydarkhearted:
I only talk to my landlord. No body else . Most times I don’t even greet fellow tenants my landlord has begged me to associate or communicate with fellow tenants I laugh and pass. But you see that cat that always come to window and cry I will kill it.. I don’t care if it’s a tenant or not.. secondly I noticed my landlord is fuvking one of the tenants wife.. but Wetin concern me ??

your landlord go suffer oo Abi Na arrangee between him and the tenant maybe he use his wife as collateral to pay house rent?

Zooposki:
Don’t hate the feminine energy and you will rise. If you notice most poor and wretched Nairaland always insult women here. They will always remain poor and wretched.

which one be feminine energy kwa? Na when the first woman I married Waka comot my life Na him fresh air touch me well oo😂

You guys are even lucky. This country is where law is meant for some people and others are above the same law. Why should peaceful, harmless and armless protesters be arrested and detained in their own country for demanding justice?? Evil thrives in my nation!

ComeToJesus:
If only they can realise that car no be the most important thing to go for.

I've learnt from this principle - Never buy a thing of luxury until you are ten times qualified (able to buy 10 of it)

car can be a necessity in many situations.

iwaeda:
Over the weekend, went to some super markets near me, one between NICON and Total, near Eleghushi , another one directly opposite Total filling. There is fire on the mountain.

when i spent 2k to eat rice this morning and still left the bukka hungry, Na him I really understand Wetin dey shele.

highchief1:
go and read about prostate.

be deceiving yourself. Monks and Roman Catholic priests are healthier than you.

highchief1:
nah.gospel from a sincere man.some men will tell u they can never but na dem am pass.

this is going to 2 years my wife left and no lady has entered my flat for any fun. Discipline is hard but possible to build.

GenderMix:
I am writing from experience as a man that always travel away from home with opportunity to stay in hotels as work demands.

The temptation is inevitable but you have to train yourself to look past them because in the end , the result is "Sorrow".... (this is how I cope all the time). I have seen lives wrecked as a result of cheating.

Men are moved by what they see. Every man acknowledges the presence of a woman they consider "beautiful ". If a man lacks self control at that point, the next thing is to start misbehaving because it's the Pe*is doing the thinking . Sexual urge is one of the most powerful energy In the history of mankind

No man is immune to this except he has trained himself overtime to be disciplined. Beyond that,a man has to run away from situations like that to win the battle.

I always try to view women as individuals not objects of self gratification, I am conscious that I am accountable to my wife, I remind myself that beauty is beyond physical appearance. With these I stay focused

brilliant escape route from destruction

highchief1:
wetin Dey do this one.as a man cheating is part of marriage.it preserves ur home.

gospel from hell.

slaawomirr:
Damnnn niggar
If you don first work for hotel
Na there you go know say this question na stupid question

If not that I'm controlling myself one woman that is married is willing to bang me...I will try and control myself...but someone told me before that the sweetness that comes with banging a married woman is second to non...they are so matured and sweet..

I just pray I won't fall...I have a feeling I will fall...below is our chat for sometime now...have been trying to prevent the sex from happening...but the problem with women as they demand for it or show interest and you do not reciprocate they might start disliking you

keep playing with 🔥, it will surely roast you.

helinues:
Thunder wey go fire the so called oll marketers hen

keep quiet! let's enjoy the ride together.

doggedfighter:
What has I can knack got to do with passport ?




The request isn't even clear.

Do you even need a passport to Lagos -Abuja ?

Does she want to cook, clean, Knack and become second wife whilst on the plane ?


Does reputation not matter anymore.

Maybe I am being too serious ! 😔

yes keep being serious and keep making sense✅

Haa

WINDSOW:
IGODO

og

WriterX:
I didn't want to raise a comment on the matter but let's face this. What did portable do was not right and what or the manner by which I am guessing the preacher attempted to carry out his mission may have set up this entire thing.

Listen, there is a manner and the way with words that you as a preacher can apply to a certain set of people at a certain place that has to be different from another.

What would I have done differently as a preacher.

1. Wait for this persons until they leave the establishment

2. Go to the establishment, take a sit, order a drink, listen and pray for God's leading on how to go about it.

3. Join a group and talk with them, someone may be talking about politics, sports or news. Join them, talk with them. And put in the words of the lord little by little.

You must understand that you as a preacher you have little to do, the main work is done by the holy spirit. Don't fight, don't stress. Sometimes, buying food or water or asking and talking to this people about everyday life is more than enough to do the job done.

My pastor will say don't let them feel like they are hopeless and naked, let them feel like they can be better, they are loved and wanted.

Sometimes, the miracle is not healing the blind, the miracle is feeding the thousands. Sometimes the miracle is your simple manner of approach.

I can go there and convert portable. It is not my work, it is the holy spirit but you must understand, the work begins with your manner of approach. If you approach them like sinners doomed to be harvested into hell, they will see you as the harbinger of doom. And refuse you.

I can't remember the person who converted me talk about hell. It was just a message filled with love and a need for me to be part of a family that truly cares about me. That was it. Simple.

We must learn as preachers and teachers of the gospel to do better with the Gospel outreach mission. Every day. Your words could either turn people away from God or draw them close.

Remember they don't see christ at first, they will see you.

Hah Mr portable, I love this your establishment, how is business, how are you doing, how is your day, Can I ask you for a favor, Will it be okay, for me to say a word of the lord with your wonderful and handsome customers for a minute or two, after then I would like to rest, order a malt bottle and pray with you,..... "

I don't know but I believe, sometimes how we approach people matter, put a smile on your face, wear simple and smart clothes. Look good as a preacher, it won't hurt you.

and you think portable will allow you say a word of the Lord to his customers abi? See, pubs thrive on alcohol abuse, smoking and other dirty cum immoral dealings. Also there's no formula to these things before you start using cunningly devised fables of men(your pastor inclusive). Only formula is where the Spirit leads you.

osazsky:
Skit....all for d cameras..even pastor dey smile..arrangee

are you not tired of this nonsense?? Everything Na skit to this generation sha. Oh the pastor should fight back??

If dem born tinubu well make he pass my street, he go collect wotowoto like this.

toneroforever:
After Joseph made life easy for the Israelites in Egypt, a pharoah that know not Joseph arose and tormented them.
Similarly, during Jonathan foreign rice sold at N8,000 but under this Nigerian pharoah's regime, Big Bull rice is now N80,000+
Dollar sold for N200, today it is N1,600.
Fuel sold for N97, today it sells for N1200 to N1300.
Electricity tariff is outrageous.
Higher education tuition is extremely expensive.
Super pack indomie was N40 to N50 in 2014, today it is N350 to N400.

God please send our Moses, this guy is terribly heartless, insensitive, clueless, cornfused, deceptive & divisive.

Abacha sef nearly kill am that year and he ran away with his Nadeco miscreants, now see...

Creativity in hard times

okomile:
Skit as usual
Enjoy your package bros

una don dey hide under skit. A man, who I still blame though for making a cosmetic decision, is dying in his own house and you are shouting skit. Haa, gen Z oooo

Tallesty1:
😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂




SMH

don't shake your head, I divorced stomach ache after I quit satchet water consumption. My fav bottled water are Mr V, Aquafina, Cway though. Seems bottled water processing is way purer.

Sonnobax15:
Any bottled water......Her doctor told her to stop drinking water from sachet...

no be lie bro, I hardly get a stomach ache since I quit satchet water some years back. I know it's an expensive lifestyle to always drink bottles water but likes of Mr V, Cway, aquafina is really the way to go.