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holusormi:
Coming from a woman, it's shows u smart,, I'll marry you if I ever see you !!!

I be trans-gender oh.... Boy turn girl. Can you cope?

I made it

gulfer:
Tell your friend to go marry a Zebra

what's the difference between the picture you attached and Lil Wayne's body (Tattoos?) Except that one is free of charged and the other is paid for in the name of fashion?

ipleddge:
As a concerned friend,don't u think d guy need help...?

need help how? Because its free of charge; nor be people dey pay to draw tattoo.... What's the difference is not that one is natural and the other artificial and artistic...

Blackbeauty:
See how u just want to buy wahala!I was using an iphone 5 I got as a gift which I had to sell!I laugh at you in greek if after all I wil say,you still decide to get the 5s!.I'll start with the pros-1.it is a small cute phone.I love the design and size.
2.It is an overhyped and annoyingly overpriced phone which makes it command respect.You can't see jst anyone using it.when u are out and people will be like 'wow,you use an iphone?' And u say 'yep'( with u smiling internally),that's as good as it gets!
Cons-
1.You can't use bluetooth.you hear a nice song playing or u intend getting a picture.brother,you can't use bluetooth o!except its a transfer from iphone to iphone.now how many people wwud own an iphone where u work or sch?
2.You can't download songs,videos,pdf files...in fact anything from d internet.yes..so if u love free music don't bother!I remember I had to buy ed sheeran's bloodstream and thinking out loud songs from itunes for like 400 naira after d naira got devalued.the frustration I felt that day eh!
3.when u buy it,u can't just add your favourite songs o..u need the itunes app on ur pc to sync the songs into ur phone..if u r foolish enough to give it to slot guys to add songs for u,that's ur doom.The day u get your own itunes app on ur pc,all the previous songs and videos not synced with ur apple I'd will be wiped!
4.The appstore is the crappiest av seen after that of windows os..for files over 100mb,you wud need wifi or no download!you must upgrade to the latest ios 8 or you can't download some apps!once you are on ios 8,you can't downgrade it or jailbreak ur iphone!you see?
5.Many of the fun stuffs on it are better enjoyed in u.s eg hv u seen someone using imessage in nigeria?nada!
There are many more cons in buying an iphone..bt let me stop here!now the decision is yours to make.

cries of a novice; go and jail break your phone... Your phone is still in jail and is not free yet...

MrPresident1:
I used to think like you until I found out that the Negro problem is beyond material abundance. The Negro problem is spiritual.

Revelations 12:14
14 And to the woman were given two wings of a great eagle, that she might fly into the wilderness, into her place, where she is nourished for a time, and times, and half a time, from the face of the serpent.

The woman this verse is describing is the Negroes, the Israelites of the Bible, God's woman;

Jeremiah 3:14
14 Turn, O backsliding children, saith the LORD; for I am married unto you

But this woman forsook God, and God hid took His face away from her. God took His eyes away from His wife, Israel, and this is the reason the Negroes are the way they are today, because God took His eyes away from them, and they started to suffer in what is called the tribulations. But God did not forsake her completely, He provided sustenance for her until her time of tribulations end, this is why it is said that she is nourished by the serpent for a time, times, and half a time from the face of the serpent. The serpent is supposed to provide sustenance for her during the period of her tribulations, she would get her food by favour from the face of the serpent.

The serpent buys her resources, and the money she gets sustains her. But it is for a decreed period of time, times, and half a time, which has ended. This is why the serpent is unable to buy her oil anymore, the serpent is broke. The decreed time for her tribulations has ended, God is taking back His wife to Himself.

What I write may be difficult to understand, but we all will understand shortly.

I just wanted to clarify this issue.

you and conspiracy theory ehhh; so Nigeria is the 'wife'. What of other African countries that are still benefiting from your 'alleged satan'?

wisewisewise:
Mr OLADD THANK GOD FOR YOUR NAME. OLADD SAME AS DULLARDD.
DON'T DIVERT ATTENTION FROM HELPLESS NEAR TOTAL BLACKOUT ALL OVER NIGERIA.

DULLADD. NO BODY IS TALKING ABOUT PIPE BORNE WATER.
WHO NEEDS GOVERNMENT PIPE BORNE WATER?
I HAVE MY. BOREHOLES.
WILL WE CONTINUE TO USE GENERATORS FOR LIFE

mumu if you get a borehole why not a generator?

fun4:
Some of us would rather prefer whole truths than join in propaganda and assumptions. We will be better off steering away from those that promote half truths and propagandas; hence, this thread.
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FIRE GUTS AIT'S STUDIO

MARCH 9, 2015 BY SAMSON FOLARIN
116 Comments

Tragedy was averted on Monday morning after fire
engulfed the studio of the African Independent
Television, Lagos State.

Our correspondent learnt that the fire started at 9am
after an air conditioner in the studio was affected by
high voltage electricity.

Men of the Lagos State Fire Service from Agege, Ikeja
and Alausa divisions were said to have been mobilised to
the scene around 9.30am in three water trucks.

Director of Fire Service, Rasak Fadipe, said his men
arrived the scene 15 minutes after it got a call.

He said it took another 15 minutes to put out the fire.
He said, “The fire was caused by high voltage. We arrived
at the scene at 9.30am and we spent about 15 minutes for
active firefighting operations.

“Only the AC was badly damaged as we were able to
curtail the spread of the fire. The management of the
station had also combatted it and they must be
commended for having all the fire equipment.”

Fadipe advised residents of the state to be safety
conscious, adding that, although the harmattan period
was over, the atmosphere is now warm which could also support fire.
.
www.punchng.com/news/fire-guts-ait-studio/

are you kidding me. Dont tell me the Lagos State fire service used 15mins to quench a fire that just damaged an AC....

xynerise:
Who the hell takes a selfie in the salon?

me when i was a boy

Show me APC and i will show you 'Liars'; 'enemies of the state'; 'desperados' and 'photo-shoppers'.... Take a look at this link about South African Mercs in Nigerian soil and thank me later....


https://beegeagle./2015/03/07/expert-opinion-says-supposed-photo-of-south-african-mercs-in-reva-mraps-were-not-taken-in-nigeria/

XketchDesigns:
This is exactly what is killing the economy of Nigeria. Monopoly!
No, they did not fall from the sky, they actually worked for it! Forget that those companies are big, till this day the are involved in tight competition. US government doesn't give them cash to experiment with, they develop and sell to them. That's why they are private!!
Innoson can't be the solution to an urgent problem, innoson needs years to perfect that trade, boko haram us not going to give you that time.
No sane government give military contact to a rookie.

so what is the way out? How do we create this competivitive environment? Is it by continously precuring from other countries? Remember we need to start from one; atleast from someone that already had a platform. Thanks i am a woman and be busy discussion on how to hold mdown my hubby

MzJackBaueress:
I am really ashamed of my president.

Tufiakwa!

you should be shot in the tongue. Ode. Only believes negativity about his country

XketchDesigns:
Is innoson a private military company? Haba naw!


Besides these companies you mentioned design and produce a product invited the government for a test, where this product/machine/weapon is put on display and it's full capabilities are witnessed, if the government is interested only then does the government place an order.
No be like this failed system of a sheet hole where a private company uses government money for experiments.
That's y we have stupidly rich people in this country and no one knows how they got their money.

do you think these private military companies fell from the sky? If you think so; i dont. They were sponsored and monitored by their various government. And were made private to maximize productivity. So innosson is our answer for now

obj's role model. Whenever Obj thinks of him he gets mad. This is the so reason he is fighting GEJ and travelling the whole world so he can lead the Interim Govt. That will be formed in his dream...

XketchDesigns:
Sure, if the project was to provide more cars for ministers or government use in nigeria.
This however is a different issue, we have an agency responsible for this already with the qualified and experienced personnel to carry out such projects, why give it to an amateur?

Google DICON

you should be the one googling Boeing; Sukhoi and the rest(private military companies under the watch of their govt.)

kraftykc:
If it takes me, so be it. I am not comfortable with a situation where our arms supplier is in a commercial hub with a million other businesses, and with workers who may be bought for pennies.

Innoson doesn't know the first thing about security measures which is what I expect as point one in a security company.

thats why he needs licence and supervision from the FG/DICON. Its only when when our security outfit is commercialize that we can make greater impacts. Atleast no one will wait for the govt to disburse money before carrying out production and the motivation for gain will go a long way to put more on the table

XketchDesigns:
And your point is?

if a multi-million dollar deal is struck with the FG; dont you think the money will go a long way in expansion the plant and employing more hands. Thanks

XketchDesigns:
Bro I am not gullible, I am a mech Engr and have a bit of experience in this area.

How is innoson going to machine the amour materials used for manufacturing the body? Abi it's the same punching, cutting, bending machine, used for the aluminium or fiber of normal cars they will use?

Innoson does not design cars. Innoson nigeria assembles cars already desgined in China.

have you heard of expansion?

kraftykc:
Nigger they are not the ONLY Defense contractor making airplanes. When the Pentagon wants an item it makes it an open competition to multiple companies, so if Boeing doesn't deliver (or if someone does the job better even if Boeing delivers) then they can pick the best off the lot.

so how do we start? Or you are just plainly jealous. Go get a licence and establish your own assembling company and see if FG will not acknowledge you.

parkhurst:
...Are you better off now than you were 6 years ago before President Jonathan was sworn in as president after the death of President Umaru Yaradua? Are Nigerians living a higher quality of life now than before because they have access to better, good paying jobs, better healthcare, better education and infrastructure, power or electricity that has removed the need to invest in diesel generators? What is your perception of corruption in the country?

Follow links in my signature, NL is blocking any information that does not or may not favour the current government...?

wait for the govt to spoonfeed you; keep waiting for what Nigeria will do for you and not what you can do for Nigeria.

vjsmiles:
I WOULDNT WANNA GIVE A LADY A DEPRESSED TIME... 2. Don't abuse, bully, deliberately insult/provoke, fight, or wish harm to any Nairaland member.

yet you do same to my beloved country?

vjsmiles:
COPY CATS
IF CAMEROUN DIDNT DO SAME COULD THEY HAVE THOUGHT TO DO SO?

I SEE JUST 73PEOPLE THERE IN A STATE OF 19MILLION PEOPLE..
CORRECT ME IF I AM WRONG

oponu!!!! Do you know the date has been fixed since three weeks ago? Support your country and stop being foooolish if actually you are Nigerian

bushdoc9919:
Most parts of the country have no light at night.

Obviously PHCN has been transformed by GEJ well well......hang on!

All those admiring the beauty....look.....this is not a success....but a picture of how failure looks like.Bright lights should be shining everywhere!

We need a national conference on power supply.

6000MW is not an occasion for celebration....we should be at 80000MW.

(Cue people telling me about how baaad things were before...and how wonderful things are..).

keep quiet; where you expecting him to plant light in bushes? Southern nigeria is has a more nucleated settlement compared to north that why you have it that way.

who is there to judge for him? What if it was Chioma that poisoned him for fear of being attacked by him(he might have threatened to f**k her up)?

southniyikaye:
if u are using your head,you will know it nuisance not nussancy!! What dictionary are u using? Another wasted generation on the loose..if. U think u gat a foul mouth,u r a learner...u dont know me and u used young man? U r an augustus mugol....

very loquacious, you want to hand over a mis-spelt word. Inferiority complex is your bane...

danjumakolo:
I still can't believe this sota comments keeps coming out from educated people...Do u really know the shiit this country is into?Have u been in Nigeria?....I find it funny and unbelievable smn comparing and saying naija will be like north Korea...lol....people seems to have been brainwashed....huuush

you think the federal govt can disconnect us all from the main grid(world wide web) and give you a national web network?

chinwenduebo:
Gov. Amaechi of Rivers State is one of the APC governors who travelled to London to support Gen. Buhari's Chatham House appearance.

Prior to Buhari's appearance in the House,Gov. Amaechi was pictured from behind running to get things in order for Buhari.

http://scontent.cdninstagram.com/hphotos-xaf1/t51.2885-15/s306x306/e15/10954714_1575062899398637_701260397_n.jpg

'Oil Well' Mood Activated....

southniyikaye:
so doyin okupe,fani kayode,fayose ait,nta were also paid by apc to spew the trash theyve been spewIng all these while right? Some have brain but can not use

My kids will grow up soon and your kids will grow up too;
Wouldn't you like to see them raised up next to good hospitals and good schools, do you lots want our kids in a juvenile facility
Or growing up with mental disabilities; when all this time they could've made a difference but they decided to roll with the party (Are they kidding me)
All we ask from them(APC and PDP) is some honesty and motivation and they should give us something we believe in.. I'm only a lady with a voice to something we got in common

southniyikaye:
so doyin okupe,fani kayode,fayose ait,nta were also paid by apc to spew the trash theyve been spewIng all these while right? Some have brain but can not use

All we say to APC is, "Be true to what
they said on paper."(Martin Luther King)

southniyikaye:
so doyin okupe,fani kayode,fayose ait,nta were also paid by apc to spew the trash theyve been spewIng all these while right? Some have brain but can not use

use your head young man and don't promote online nussancy. Those people were paid by APC thats why they were able to extract the memo for the transaction.