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so finally Barcanista(Gbenga Sesan) as heed to our advice. That site be renamed as www.liestwistin.ng

killjoy:
Wishing all nairalanders a happy 2015.

A shout out to all the people who made 2014 memorable for me


God
My mummy
My daddy
My baby sister n all my siblings
Akhere
Nmeri
Ace
Maxwellonome
Cristnite
Tolexander
Horayce
Leofab
Youngemex
Sowl
Holar2ge
All mods n supermods
Our grandfather Seun
(All members of my Corel draw whatsapp group)
All the girls who are mad at me for kicking against marriage
All the guys who hail me for telling d bitter truth
All nairalanders in Nigeria n d Diaspora.

In spite of d fact that I joined the second biggest forum (Nairaland) just few months ago, they have turned me into a doro-mega-superstar…

I pray dat all nairalanders shall live long and happy lives - weda married or single ...

2015 shall be a remarkable year for us all. 2015 shall bring us success, good health, lyf partners, fame n fortune and all our heart desires.

Whoever says u wud not eat d fruit of ur labour this year, the earth shall open and swallow them in Jesus name... I wish us all a pleasant 2015

I love u all... I love u all... I love u all.....

thank you and stay safe.

How does this change the prices of my fiancée treasures ?

thisisayus:
I'm sha much more handsome than your ex, current and will better than you next.
Oti fo funmi abi?

guy just shut up already.... What is your own?

Where is my profile.. Op you are biased

OnyeEgo1:
na only dis babe don dey make sense since d beginning of d thread asking logical questions since 1901:

are you patronizing me?

Mhizdimplez:
Trust me,it's pointless arguing with you... :-/

trust me; it's very beneficial to ignore you

Mhizdimplez:
we're talking 'bout heaven not hell....that's part of the difference...turning to terrestial bodies+feeling no pain+there's joy evermore are part of the gain/advantage of being righteous.

C'est finis.

how do you know joy when you don't know pain? There won't be hot if there is no cold... Use your head...

klarke:
Heaven is not some mythical place where we do nothing but float in the cloud lazily.
Heaven is more real than reality itself.
It has a landscape and vegetation and divers species of birds & other animals, & flowers.
There are buildings in heaven (houses, mansions); Jesus said, "in My Father's house, there are many mansions..."
In all these, remember there is perfection. No dust, no dirt, no rust, no rot & offcourse no sun or moon, for the Glory of God illuminates the endless landscape of heaven.

so what are you insinuating; that our souls will live in those mansions?

CoCoLav:
Its your flesh that makes you desire fun and sex. Once your flesh is shed off and you have just your spirit, you no longer desire earthly pleasure so you could praise God for eternity without feeling like something is missing.

and those that will end up on hell fire will go with their flesh?

vfactor:
Well, I do not believe the notion that ALL good people will go to heaven. Some good people will, but not all. Those who go have a job to keep them busy for many lifetimes: that of ruling as kings and serving as preists (Rev. 5:9,10).

For the rest of obedient mankind whom God count worthy of living on the earth forever (Psalms 37:11 & 29), they have lots of things to do. I can not evisage all but work no dey finish for this world: from remodelling the earth from what it is now to what's suppose to, with gadens and flowers and good road networks to studying plants and animals of various species. They'll also the opportunity to improve on and even discover more advance and earthfriendly technologies. Imagine a car running on carbon dioxide and emitting oxygen! Not to talk of opportunities to learn different skills, crafts and arts as your heart desires, travel to different parts of the earth (on foot, if you wish. After all u aint dying, what's d rush), have your own collections of flowers frm different part of the world, learn architecture so u could design ur mansion by the lake and the list is endless. And more importantly, endless opportunity to learn about God and his wisdom forever. What to do is never lacking

will there by food?and will the human metabolic system be subjected to changes? Will there be competition or leadership?

Mhizdimplez:
Our bodies would become terrestial.....we wldn't know anything about the flesh(like some people are saying)No hunger,thirst,etc.All the things of the flesh wld be gone.We may not even remember all these "fleshy" things......we won't get tired of praising God.

if there is no flesh then there is no pain? Or how do you expect a spirit to burn perpetually in hell?

sweetpenis:
Na wah, reason why I have since stopped paying tithe

you shouldn't stop paying your tithe; you can pay it to the motherless babies' home or the poor beggar on the street; in them is the real house of God...not those collection centers (church) for those thieves.....

Bossforeva:
cute girl, if you really the one in ur dp

its not really me..

cramjones:
If president Jonathan had acted within 48hours when Chibok was invaded, this girl would have been with her parents having a chance of an education. Unfortunately, due to his carelessness, incompetence, insensitivity, insincerity, ineptitude, weakness, wickedness and greed, he only accepted that girls were kidnapped 18 days after the incident. Now this girl has been brainwashed to detonate herself and kill others.

This is the 13 year old that tried to blow up Kano yet again! By the way, is the President and his Boko boys trying to instill fear in the largest voting population in the North, to prevent them from voting our general?

-CramJones

ode... Playing politics with everything!!!

Your face and your grammatical cohesion says it all,,,

This small ashawo girl; so you have a fiancée that you stay with and you were crying wolf the other day; how someone paid your transport fair without asking for your mobile number; you see your life?

ritababe:
i put the 5 shirt in my bag, when i enter he took my bag and ask me "where is my rice" he took the shirt out himself.

op now you are saying the truth: he is angle because you are thief; how can only you get 5 shirts from a single ceremony Dem call your name organize the party?

Aunty you blow grammar or not; what I know is that both of you are romancing in public....

akpanikpe:

with this show of foolishness how do you expect people to buy your items?? Just asking though..

I don't want to see any body here; cos Na my papa get this space..

Continued...
5. Same view as 3 but further doctored!!!
6. Pouring coke( carbonated water and 10 cubes of sugar ) in to a disposable cup
7. No. 6 re-edited with camera 360..
All shots with an iPhone5s around the most resilient city in Africa

1. Captured moving caterpillar at Night at 400% strength with flashlight....
2. Nature( dried cashew leaves with stones)
3. Sunset in the East ( an artistic views from the beaches of a cashew tree)
4. Dinner is served!!!
All shots were captured today with an iPhone5 and edited with PictArt....

Un-doctored shots around California with iPhone 5....(first and cutest shots ever taken with my iPhone5..)..

naturefellow:
PicsArt is the Adobe Photoshop for mobile phones :-)

I'm amazed at how this thread suddenly gains an overnight popularity.

yea

hezsquirt:
u say benin good? im schooling in benin and we nigerians here are facing hell ......dey hate nigerians passionately......thier police torments us......dey impose higher bills on us......d price of waateva u wanna buy suddenly goes up weneva ure buying as a nigerian

come oh; you use Nigerian flag sew agbada for there? Or you must tender your passport before You buy anything

APC OH.... It's FFK that wrote this epistle; it's very evident

Sun set at my Street somewhere in Enugu.... Picture take last evening with an iPhone 5s and edited with PicArt!!!!!

Landcape around Enugu with iPhone 5s..(unedited)......

Nigerian Food collections with iPhone 5(edited with hello camera)