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SyrusdeHansome:
I weak 4 wetin i just read. The way she cursed nd abused the guy i thot the guy bleeped nd dumped her 4 real not knowing it's just a useless misunderstanding.

Join ranks very well.


Make una join ranks very well, and bring yourselves in numbers. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Abo wa ba ni oro ti e.

I am coming for you.

Pells1:
U dey fear ah nie wey get audio husband
I no dey hungry
I go use Magno liaa Toto swear for you oo🤔

Let me know if you still want more swears ooo.

Make we use your mama smelly hole test-run the spiritual bondage you're inviting into your life...

I am always games, Lewis Paperskin. Always.

Pells1:
U wey no get yansh dey form

Are you tired of receiving death wishes, Lewis?

Are you?

EmiDon11:
it was a joke

Again, you are very mad.


Know where to carry your jokes to and whom to spin it on.

I don't know you, you don't know me, we've never joined issues before but you're saying I have bacteria in my vagina and calling it a joke? Unprovoked? To a stranger?

Watin cause that one? No, like where is that coming from? And you expect me to take it lying down?


If you're the true son of your parents and you know you're not foreigners in your hometown, mention me to any of your asinine jokes again.

Pells1:
Just the way I like Leo niine💋💋

You think it's play that your mother will cry over you? 😂😂😂 Just dey play.

Omugo.

Too bad a dead man cannot tell any tales.

You will only leave your mum to suffer the heartbreak.

Pells1:
Just the way I like Leo niine💋💋

Just the way people will hate you and desert you, Lewis.


Life will torment you.

Both crimes that you know of and the ones you're innocent of will be your portion.

Vickho:
are you really this pained?
what's all these for?

Why you edit the mods' monikers?

Watin dey ban?

Call them o.

Call them well.

E dey pass 2 minutes to open account?

Mtcheeeewwwwwww.

EmiDon11:
for the very last time....

What have i done to you?

Oti ya werey.

O ti ya werey, o ti so nu, o de ri eyan so fun e.

O dabipe o fe soriburuku nisinsin.

No, you really want to be unfortunate...because if not, you will not be trolling or saying someone has bacteria in their vagina that you don't want to have. Because it's all fun and games?

You are now turning around to act ignorant, as if you didn't know what you did.


You must be fundamentally stupid.

EmiDon11:
comrade i take God beg you ooo

I no want make bacteria follow me and my generations...

I can see you do not want to be far from the source of your misery.


What a nice slave with Stockholm Syndrome you are.

EmiDon11:
comrade i take God beg you ooo

I no want make bacteria follow me and my generations...

You will run and look for peace and you won't find it o.

You think this is play abi?

You think you can just keep quiet and it will all go away?


This is just the beginning of your end...

EmiDon11:
While some nairaland girls with complete two hands cant even type correctly....

See you that can type correctly.

Osinwin.

Olofo mashafaani.


That cruise wey you feel say you dey always catch naim go kill you last last...

EmiDon11:
sorry ma'am

I am not like that.

See my signature

Make we just catch cruise dey go nah.

Meanwhile i havent seen u for long whats up?

I ve been asking of u.

Lost ur contact.

Lmaooo.

Okurrr. 😅

EmiDon11:
Pls help...

I cant upload pictures,memes on nairaland.

Whats the reason?

Whenever i want to upload it it will display something likd:
www.nairaland.com

Checking security......

Help me pls

Goan return the phone you stole.

Ole.

Why will it work properly?

Eating another person's sweat.

EmiDon11:
Pls how do i get rid of it?

I sweat every time.
In the night, i feel excessive heat all over my body.

In the daytime, i sweat even in my soles, toes, feets, faces, armpit.
Its really embarrasing me.

Pls any medication?

cc: nlfp mod,
sissy 3
Domin ique

Just look at. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


May you sweat until all the fluids in your body dry up.

This is just the beginning of your calamities... you wey you dey die slowly and you nor know.

EmiDon11:
...

Ode.

What an illiterate. You don't even know how to quote properly...


😂😂

Why are you projecting your father's crimes and sins on mine, please? Abi o ya werey? Nor be him be the serial rapist wey dem lock up for 52 years?

EmiDon11:
anumanu...

onwu ike, ga egbu gi na ezinaulo gi.

Amaram nke oma na obughi nwoke ahu ina akpo nna gi, turu ime gi.

Nne gi bu akuna, otu ya k eji ama atu uloakwukwo.

Otu ya agbago uka.

Ataghi m gi uta, akuna di na akara aka ezinaulo gi..
Osi na aka fere aka, wee ruo gi aka.
Obu, ihe nrubaama na ebe unu noo.
Ewu !!!
Onye iberibe!!!

🤣🤣🤣🤣

You will choke on poverty- that same life that you're in already. You will never get out of it.

You will never make any headway in your life. Your hustling will turn to fruitless efforts before your very eyes that you will contemplate killing yourself.


You will begin to stink that as you're alive, and walking, vultures will be encircling you to tear into at you body.


Misery and loneliness will be your companions until you rot away.


You will always bring shame and disgrace to your worthless parents wherever you find yourself in life.

EmiDon11:
anumanu...

onwu ike, ga egbu gi na ezinaulo gi.

Amaram nke oma na obughi nwoke ahu ina akpo nna gi, turu ime gi.

Nne gi bu akuna, otu ya k eji ama atu uloakwukwo.

Otu ya agbago uka.

Ataghi m gi uta, akuna di na akara aka ezinaulo gi..
Osi na aka fere aka, wee ruo gi aka.
Obu, ihe nrubaama na ebe unu noo.
Ewu !!!
Onye iberibe!!!

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Na that small thing pain you like this you had to respond in your dialect right away?

O ma so fo danu ni.

Awon Obi e ma fo ju sunkun e.


Wo, o se se beere oribu ni o. O ni gbo pa, o ni gbo po. O ni ri ba ti se, o ni ri ana gbe gba, o ni ri je, o ni ri na, o ni ri mu. Aleebu, aleefo lo ma je titi e.

Wa sunkun ti ojo ale e ni. You will cry until your old age.

Idaamu ma pa e ku ni.

O ni se aseyoori.

You will die a painful death people will see and turn it into a prayer point of it being rejected for their enemies.

Pells1:
U dey fear ... wey get audio husband

Shey na you nor dey fear?

Nobody big pass you for here and you fit mention any lady wey you like, say anything?



Just don't run from death when it comes looking for you...face it like a man, and fight it with the same energy you have been using to troll.

You will be getting a mail of Death List soon. The universe will be lenient to you and make you pick your wish of the kind of death that you want...

EmiDon11:
comrade i take God beg you ooo

I no want make bacteria follow me and my generations...

You nor get mouth to talk again abi?

You dey run?

Shey you've fked me before and I infected you?

Anu ofia.


If you use your hand type or quote that moniker again, may leprosy paralyse it.

The both of you; e ni ri ba ti se, e ni ri ona gbe gba.

Alaanu ma ji na si yin.


E ma se oribu ni te ma fi ku.

Awon oloshi meji.

EmiDon11:
...

Pells1:
I go use Magno liaa Toto swear for you oo🤔🤔

Pells1:
I go use Magnol iaa Toto swear for you oo🤔

Really? Maybe I should go first and place the curses on you by the vagina that gave birth to you:

Evil will follow you all of your life.

You will face destruction and calamities in every way you turn.

You will find sadness on the right, pains on the left, and blocked roads all around you.

May strange sicknesses befall you and plague you until you dry up, and drop dead. Your family will spend and spend and run helter-skelter over you, but they will not find a solution.

All of the people that conspired to make you a reality will never know peace for the rest of their lives.

Everyday you wake up, you will hear a news of doom.

Every single business you ever start up or will begin henceforth will go up in flames. Friends will desert you. The heavens will forsake you, you will pray for the ground to swallow you up, but it will reject you.


You will forever live a miserable existence henceforth, and death will show no mercy to you.

EmiDon11:
comrade i take God beg you ooo

I no want make bacteria follow me and my generations...

And you will die of that bacterial infections.


You and all your generations yet unborn and family members.

Your corpse will stink so much so that the land will reject you.

And if your people manage to find a forest to bury you in, hyenas and squirrels will harvest you out and the animals will feed on your dead body and disperse your body parts.

damoobaba:
🤣🤣🤣

I love me honest people, Baby B.

Werey ni e se.

Now i know you're a proper werey that has gotten lost in the forest.

So this was all it took for you to laugh?

Abi na me you dey quote? Lmao.

Kai. See the stupid, daft thing I am exchanging words with. I wonder where your level of intelligence is at when you don't know how to quote properly.

What a wasted sperm and labour.

I can sympathise with you a little bit sha.

Old age pregnancies have a way of doing that to unfortunate kids like yourself. Giving you developmental problems here and there. 🥲

This is what Fela called "Kolo mentality ". Am not sold out to being the best English speaker, I'll rather work hard on my Yoruba just like the Chinese, Russians pride themselves in their language and culture.

Alaye, ye ma cap fun mi.

Him sef dey do like person wey dey knowledgeable.

Nor be you, too, Fela been accurately described when he called some people animals in human skin before?

Ode kobokobo alainironu. Omugo atole oloju eja. Omo pau bi ibon.

Oga, who cares? You're all around dead and distorted individual. You cannot excel in ANYTHING, take it from me. Whether you're educated or not, whether you know English or not, or whether you take pride in your culture or not, it doesn't change the fact that you can never amount to anything in your life, and that will continue to be a source of sore and disappointment to your parents who will ******* ******** ************.

Whatever you're fighting for is your personal headache. What someone like me is trying to do is to prevent men from thrashing you in the recycle bin in the name of divorce when they're done taking their share from you, just for another man to pick you up and continue the cycle, until nobody is ready to irresponsible baggage again. LONELINESS.

C'mon!!!!!

Is this not what you wanted?

Nor be my attention and mouth you dey find ni, Bayo Babalola of The Gbaruff Royals Destructive Properties?

Was it not exactly this back and forth you wanted, you mentally sick hyena? However negative?

Now I am giving it to you, and you're saying whatever... Please, I really want you to keep up this streak and consistency. May the best "vile vomiter" win.

Hollllup. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

What I am fighting for is personal? O ti ya werey gan. So did you or did you not know that my feminism was not your business before you decide to be making projections about my life and how I will end up lonely and depressed and whatnot at the end of my life?

Because you have seen the future to know how you will end up in your pitiable life? Arinurode olomoranokan.

Please, enough with the loneliness line. It's soooo boringggg to tears, Bayo. So boring and stale and unoriginal anymore 😭😭. I am very sure you're close to your 40s, after you've been here since 2008, and attended LASU around that time, LMAO.

So stop projecting the realities of your life on me.

You're the unhappy one, you're the single one and you're the one living with regrets after a lot of women have taken advantage of you and dumped you for better, richer and finer men while you're still there wallowing in poverty, but struggling with a decrepit real estate business.

Your business doesn't even have any presence online and you call yourself a serious person.


Pray tell, was that the case of your mom? A used-and-dumped serial divorcee whom your father without spine settled for?

Eyaaa... 💔💔💔

damoobaba:
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Instead of you to focus on how to make your life better and to make your parents eat the fruits of their labour over you after all these years, you appointed yourself as a judge of morality and women's police online, looking for who to put in line and shaming your mother, not me.

Oloshi omo ***.

I think say you get mouth before ni?

O shey tan, your reptilian self is talmabout how you only fight at your convenience yada yada yada.

🤣🤣🤣

Shey you've gone through my posts' history very well, looking for what to use against me in return back?

I will plead with you to double your efforts, because you've so stepped on my tail and crossed the line.

I will drag you till the ends of hell that you will beg for mercy.

This is just the beginning...

damoobaba:
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I hope anyone, whoever comes across this thread and is thinking of reaching out to you for business sees what dreg of a despicable and destitute, d****** being you are.

I hope.

Mr. SHIT. E. O. of De Royals Properties or whatever.

damoobaba:
Thing is, I dont fight pigs. Too clean to start fighting people with gutter brains.

Shey you dey whine me ni?

Clean what? Clean where?

Omggggg, you're such a clownish comic relief. See as tears is dropping from my eyes. 😭😭

Who dash monkey fineness?

You animal. 😕

damoobaba:
Whoever I look like, as long as d person is not a criminal. You link me to crime, I'll get you my own way and at my own convenient time.

Shut up your stinky, smelly mouth, you fool.

It was sweet calling me names, now you're objected to you being called names?

Werey.

All the slanderous posts you were making about Tonto Dikeh and Tiwa Savage, did you think about the consequences?

Dude, you don't even have half the gab and wit to pull off a petty crime.

Abeg, go sit your dusty, smelly, black ass one place jare, lmfao.