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Barbaric murder by Primitive pple

Fine boy lukin monkey

I urgently needed a good mechanic to fix my EOD gear problem.
Any1 with help should respond to this thread, thanx !

Who is Jesus Christ to you?

What is the most important thing you look for in a home?

Abi churchi deeper life lo'o lo nii

This kai tin dey end e no dey end oo until pple tire !

Nobody holy pass my broda !

Where u dey wen ur mate dey hustle?

Yungwizzzy: where my father dey wen dis men dey hustle??

Ow many times una go ask dis same question ehn !

How relevant is your course of study to the society at large?

Ow about d drivers he had employed right 4rm time b4 d graduated drivers?

nedu2000: I thought the Dangote group trained graduate drivers ,I guess insanity isn't a function of educational class

E no dey shit be dat

Gud explanation, tanx,but what if d accused didn't show up @last,and thr asked 2 pay d said amount, which account dos it eventually goes to?

lastpage: Before you guys turn this thread to another North Vs. South Vs. East bashing thread, let me make an observation:

A lot of people have been complaining about the "bail amount".
One person even asked whose account that One Billion Naira is going to!

For information sake:
[b]"An accused, when granted Bail, does not have to DEPOSIT THAT CASH (real hard Notes) into any Court or Bank.
What is posted is called a BAIL BOND, issued by the accused Lawyer and/or family members.
Its a promise to produce the accused or the Money or the property used to post the bond (whose value is more than the cash value of Bail), is forfeited.
What it means is that "If the accused FAIL to be produced in court on next or any future hearing" i.e JUMPS BAIL,
The Surety/Guarantor has to COME UP with the said amount and forfeit it to the Government" ... Or forfeits the house (to be sold) whose documents are used as part of the bail conditions.

Note: Only and when the accused "jumps bail" ...is the physical cash now required (or landed property) seized/taken by the government.

So, dont worry about the amount, its just to ensure that the accused is produced in court, next hearing.

Have you ever wondered why "Bail is FREE" in a Police Station?
You only need a Lawyer or a Surety to "stand Bail or Post Bail bond" for you. [/b]

He kept such huge amount of money @home and travelled, dollars 4dat matter !

Are Women Turned on by Pictures of Naked Men?

Ow kum u got d whole lotz of time 2 type dis[quote author=Okija_juju][b] Sweet Jesus... This is Sad..

Setting up comittee disease don affect state governors too.. Whats the shortterm measure put in place na?!

Snakes in a school! (Sounds like the title of a Nigerian Movie)

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Make una come see o!! Snakes in a school.. Snakes in a school... Hmmm. Make una come see as snake use get admission enter school. Pikins wey mama send go school no fit learn. Snake dey follow them write WAEC. O Yes! Even the Snake Princess sef don follow run enter school to avoid Flooding wey worse pass Noah own! Pastor sef don fast sotey, Ehn don matiate.. How we go take solve this problem.. Now the snake don get belle for Zack Orji.. Snakes in a School, Na the same people wey make those big ogbonge film dem like; SAKOBI, KARASHI, BROTHERHOOD OF DARKNESS, NO MARKET IN ONITSHA na dem bring you this one..

Produced by Okija Juju (DGN)


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Snakes in a school.. How we go take expel them from here.. [/b][/quote]

Sum pple dnt really knw ow 2 make use of d Machine,wen it ask "do you want a receipt for this transaction" sum wuld select Yes, thinkin its mandatory,dat if dey choose No, it myt terminate thr transaction !

Is there any specification for topics 2b posted? [quote author=Just-ME]hmmm. There's no topic I wouldn't see on nairaland FP.[/quote]

U must be high on sumtin, I guess marijuana

INNO18: I'm surprised and kindda amazed that a 'Man of God' would be buried in a Gold Casket. What did his Bible tell him about life after death? His family members should pray that his soul is welcomed into heaven and not waste money on vanity... No matter your standing on earth... You're a NOBODY once dead! BTW i'm FTC

Though its a bad attitude,buh,I wonder y its always a barrier when it comes 2d women side,buh nt a big deal when it happens to men. Supoz d woman caught her husband wiv anoda woman, he wuld av pleaded nd I'm sure d woman wuld listen. So bad attitude anyway !

sheyie2007: Fake news

It ain't fake news,its real !

Of what significance is Nigeria's Political History, expecially from the time of June 12,1993 till date !

What a gud Governor, I wonder what Aregbeshola wuld av done 2d woman, he wuld rather Jail d woman instead of lukin into d cause of her stealing nd proffer solution

As u neva get brain since, I kun dey wonder ow u wan take train ur children sef, as ur old papa wey don use all emm life drink Ogogoro "kai kai" sleep severally 4 gutter,instead of him 2 train u, see wetin u kum dey cause 4 public,as u no fit reason well ! I pity ur life,what a waste ![quote

4bobo: dat to your papa. I be ur mate? wetin I do u na? idiotimatic stupido.

Can Mourinho repeat Chelsea succes?

Money,responsibility and all oda features dat makes up a gud man !!

Service is mandatory in Nigeria, incase u dnt knw !

Afam4eva: These people act as if these corpers are doing community service for a crime they committed. They're serving their country and it's not by force to serve one's country. It's a matter of choice.

U be 1st class mumu !

4bobo: I thought my governor banned street trading. how come madam no pick race as govnor dey come. this look like publicity stunt and arrangeee. daddy fashola you fall my hand o.

True luv sees no fault, I doubt if thr be any, so far we didn't get tired of each other, we can always work things out !