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yoruba noni

He has been Cooned out

how can you die from receiving a phone call Dummies how?

mazaje:
^^

Really?. . . .Your evidence that bacteria has a soul is

i wonda where heaven bacteria is 

Jenwitemi:
All living things have souls. All of them. From unicellular organisms to the most complex of the multicellular organisms.

lmaooo!

according to an american survey about 71% of black men said they have cheated on their spouse

does living in your parents house still count as them ''giving you money''

because benis are close to yorubas and ibos hate yorubas

@ poster the info u need is in the apocrypha!! u can buy it seperatly the apocrypha are biblical books that were removed by the catholic church!!

five times a week ke? una no geh job?

^ true. @ poster u r reading an incomplete bible, go nd buy king james 1611 bible it contains the apocrypha nd it will make more sence

who knows the infamous green white green restaurant in canning town famous for other ''services'' on the side?

frosbel:
Jesus prostrated his face to who


I will tell you what idolatry is, it is bowing down before a false deity ALLAH and his three daughters.

Al-'Uzza, al-Lat and Manah, the three daughters of Allah, had their sanctuaries in the land which later became the cradle of Islam. In a weak moment the monotheistic Muhammad was tempted to recognize these powerful deities of Makkah and al-Madinah and make a compromise in their favour, but afterwards he retracted and the revelation is said to have received the form now found in surah 53:19-20. Later theologians explained the case according to the principle of nasikh and mansukh, abrogating and abrogated verses, by means of which God revokes and alters the announcements of His will; this results in the cancellation of a verse and the substitution of another for it (Koran 2 :100). (History Of The Arabs, Philip K. Hitti, 1937, p 96-101)




Also bowing before a black stone is pagan.

Islam’s meteorite that they circle at the Kaba is like the Meteorite of Acts 19:23-36, six hundred years earlier. It seems pagans would think the meteor was a god and start worshipping it.

"But when they recognized that he was a Jew, a single outcry arose from them all as they shouted for about two hours, "Great is Artemis of the Ephesians!" After quieting the crowd, the town clerk said, "Men of Ephesus, what man is there after all who does not know that the city of the Ephesians is guardian of the temple of the great Artemis and of the image which fell down from heaven? [ie. a meteor] "So, since these are undeniable facts, you ought to keep calm and to do nothing rash."

Abi o! make una let these muslims know!

wat is the history of islam?
where does islam come from?
wat was pre-islamic arabia like?
wat is the ful name of Allah?

the arabs were the biggest idolaters ever!

Bawss1:
Once people become successful they immediately start looking like Nigerians abi? You guys are working this success-has-many-fathers thing seriously.

dats how dey went 2 go nd say chamillionaire is a nigerian also

wats da dif btw fulani nd hausa,yall look the same

Islam-Moon worship

Christianity-Sun worship

Simplified!

my granfathers an atheist so shud i disrespect him?

i hope you dumb christians know that sharia law is in the bible

its not a bleachin cream ppl!! my mum uses it i see no change in her!

and then my frends wonder why i dont wanna come to naija!

another qweshion,why is it frowned upon in naija wen a woman divorces her husband??

babaowo:
if they try bomb lagos,which i doubt,but if they try it biko! many mallam life go lost! Because my ppl no dey joke for lagos.

(ok dis really isnt funny
i smell war coming up in naija, another hutu-tutsi

black ppl wen did dis one start??!! blowing urself up cause of religion
Islam was made for the arabs by the arabs, leave it for them

Woow! dis is really terrible wat is happenng in naija Oh!
When did dis one start??!!!
The west used to look at arabs funny and call them terrorists!Now nigerians are stigmatising hausas and calling them boko haram, Na wa OH!
nd hausas are gentle ppl oh it is dis islam garbage dat turns dem to sumthing else

lool at all comments

lion burger

i wonda whether he knows hes the real jew?

[quote author=Mrs.Chima link=topic=739535.msg8958074#msg8958074 date=1313723602]Now you skinny heffas, if you do not have any arse do not slide your flat arse in no APPLE BOTTOMS. It is for women with curves, arses, and shape. If your legs can be use to play a violin do not put on a pair of leggings!! I am so bleeping tired of seeing leggings swings as you skinny heffas walk! It is supposed to fit on you and compliment a blouse or oversize shirt not a damn flowing skirt!!

Now you flat chested heffas, push up bras were made for you USE THEM. You may want to let the guy know IN ADVANCE you flat chested just in case you guys do the MONKEY PARTY.

That's all for right now![/quote]

anyone notices these ''wowo'' single girls give the best relationship advice

I think they are talking about the FUJI accent in music ^

Nigerian accent ko naija accent ni! im sure they meant jamaican accent