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Lol! i even forgot he was nigerian

cuteonyii:
Experience is the best teacher. I think the most traumatizing  experience is getting drowned. Two weeks ago in Hawaii, me and my friends went to the beach for a boat ride. It was really fun in the beginning, then we got to a point where every other boats had anchored because of bad current that was coming.  we stopped, someone among us has to anchor our boat and it was me. meanwhile I do not know how to float let alone to swim. with the full assurance given to me by the person that was driving the boat that we are on a shallow area. honestly, I could see the floor of the beach. I started taking off my risk watch, my eye shade, and my beach shoes getting ready to jump down and put the anchor, like others did.  meanwhile my friends were jokingly asking me if I had already written my wills? I said yes and  added that they should tell every body that I love them, we laughed over it,  , Towaiii!!! I jumped down with the anchor,  bros and sis,  to my amazement, the floor was no way to be reached as I kept sinking inside the blue water. we did not know that the little time I Used to get ready to jump, the boat was drifting away from the shallow to the deeper side of the beach. I started struggling to get up, but the more I struggle,  the more I go deeper and deeper down. After some seconds, my head surfaced and went down immediately, I tried to breath but was only gulping down too many salt water,  CHIE, DIKE ALAA, !!! I started shouting for help each time my head comes up, before it goes down. and each time I come up and shout and look no body was coming. No one among my friends knows how to swim, that means, none of them were going to jump after me,  and others around us taught I was playing. What the F***, Really people I was like IS THIS HOW AM GOING TO DIE I could see myself dying slowly and was wondering why no body was coming what will I do for these people to know that am dying?? my friends started shouting help!!, help!!!, Help!!!! Well, I think my time was not up yet, after a while,  I saw a hand reaching at me, OOH!! MY GOD THANK YOU!!! I used all the strength left in my body  and grabbed it so tight, behold it was a little girl, she pulled my head up above the water,
then here comes  3 other men around me with a life jacket, I was told to hold onto the life jacket as they help me out of the trauma,

damn ur so lucky,mehn i wud be furious those so called frens of mine

who makes a list of how many men dey have slept with?

jehovahs Worthless dnt preach da true gospel

this kinda looks acceptable but is da baby wearing eyeliner??

loool  ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d i thought  customer care was dead! ;d

lai lai! the marks make ppl look wicked b4 u even get to kno dem!

Joagbaje:
@lepasharon

Pls explain what you mean by this kingdom and that kingdom.

u cannot love dis world and say u love God also,cos dis world is passing away!

100% helectricity!

no it is very convenient! :d

a swift backhand will do d job

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Sweetnecta:
^^^^^^^^^ Lepasharon; no muslim who understands islam will wear beads. muslim is to take the example from the Messenger [as]. and he never wore 'beads'.

and there is no 'book of Mary' in islam. if you have a copy, put it up so that the whole community of global village can read it.

but your God is the son of virgin Mary. No? then Mary is more important to you that you are letting on, unless you don't know or pretending about her importance.

every mother is important to the son. and if Jesus is your God, his mother could not be a woman you can dismiss offhandedly. after all it was her womb that 'developed' your God [a developing God is a god].

it was the milk of Mary that nourished him [a milk socking God is a god].

i can not see how Islam is even a distant neighbor of any christian sect, each being siblings to one another,

haha! da roots of islam go back to the roman catholic church mehhn!

so wat r those prayer beads used for? is it not count prayers? is dere not a chapter in the Koran called Maryam?

and No Jesus is not God,the catholic church got christians fooled into beleiving he is -a God praying to God?Jesus said he came to do the fathers will!
dont you muslims believe in da Virgin birth also so wat r u saying?

the ppl dat were hanging blacks on trees where going 2 church on sunday

wat is magic number?

9 yrs lai lai! if im d girl ill tie a chain round ur neck nd drag yu down the aisle

Ok let us consider mr posters side

Highbros:
I know this might be funny to some pple but its a very serious matter. I've been dating this girl for 9yrs now. when i met her she was slim and beautiful which is my choice for a lady. We've been dating ever since without any problem cos i truly love her and wanted it to end in marriage. but just early last year i noticed a change - she began growing fatter which was okay at first but she didnt stop there.i adviced her to start exercising,she only tried it for 2days and stopped.ws [b]she keeps growing fatter and fatter infact she's now 'Round' and too matured.i hate fat girls with passion [/b]and she knows this.i asked her whats happenning to her,she said she doesnt know.all the love i have for her has disappeared.just last weak we were watching a movie in my house and the film was about a guy that dumped his girl to marry another after all she has done for him.immediately after the movie she said that if a guy should try it with her she would kill the guy and i cant marry a fat girl no matter what.infact i already have a ''smallie'' whom i now love and want to marry.now, how do i broke up with her cos i know it wont be funny at all and i dont want another year to add to it?

Lool tell her 2 loose weight by force,u cant just dump her like dat

i beleive almost evry tribe in naija knows sme yoruba words so id say its easier nd more popular

hollywood movies are filled with illuminati messages

hahha!

coffee makes ur teath yellow nd gives bad breath

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=710359.msg8719183#msg8719183 date=1310679679]White hunters was so pointless.[/quote]Jenifa spiced it up tho

agreed. but do u know d roots of ur own religion b4 u start blasting christianity?
islam is nothing but a polluted version of the roman catholic church
u muslims say people in the bible were muslims,but even wikipedia says mohameed started d islamic religion!
Mohameed couldnt read or right! nd u claim he wrote d Koran!
even d quran confirms d isralites r d chosen ppl of God,so that cuts ur whole damn quran nd rips it in shreds.
beleive it or nt we blacks r from isaacs seed,so WHY R U FOLLOWING ISMAEL? he wasnt chosen!The quran has nothing 2 do with The Lord!
Keep on following d arabs 2 worship a false god Allah,dey dont even respect blacks as muslims,ur nothing but a nigga 2 dem!

mr poster i think u got it mixed up ,their is a branch of islam dat deals with magic,sufism i think,im sure it is condemned by mainstream muslims

mr poster you have NO understanding go and sit down

my gosh is dis page still going on?? im sure the poster knows d difference now abeg i dey receive ttoo many messages

hausa is wayyy easier Ibo has 36 alphabets!