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ZarZar:
Lol @ favourite ex. Didn't know people have those. What was annoying about her & why did you break up?

He cheated.

Lol, we broke up cos she started nagging and I couldn't take it. She wasn't the nagging type initially (but apparently a friend of mine had been feeding her lies and twisted truths just because he wanted to bonk her, and she started getting riled up and started nagging cos she thought I was being shady and since I couldn't take the nagging I just let her go... I discovered this friend now persona non-grata's atrocious ways about a year later when she told me). We met up about a year later *memories * and she told me what the ....diot did

Errrm she can be unnecessarily blunt sometimes and that annoying so Ivery given her space.... why are you surprised about the favorite ex bit though... she was very adventurous and the coitus was damn good so yea, she's the fav...

Sorry your ex cheated... but is he the only one you've laid in the space of a week?

ZarZar:
Lol @ your questions. That was a very long time ago, 2003/2004 there abouts. We dated for almost 3 years afterwards, so it wasn't no hit & run accident There were sparks flying when we 1st met, but I wouldn't say it was planned per se. It just happened.

Now you answer the question, how quick have you gone before?

Yea I feel you, my favorite ex (at this moment) we had sex within days of meeting and dated for a year (we should have dated longer ) I miss her till date even though she's mostly annoying.

My quickest has been within 24 hours.. could be less, cos I met the lady say 10pm and then met her up the following day around 8 am... went to my place chatted and all and I think it just happened somewhere afternoon so it should he less than 24 hours...

What caused your break up with this guy tho?

gcey2k:
Looking at your moniker, I chose not to argue with you.
Have a nice day

You sure cannot argue it. Here's a link to help you out

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/apr/17/le-pen-and-macron-woo-paris-as-french-election-enters-final-stretch-presidential-race

ZarZar:
Sure. But I'll shuck & jive if the seat gets too hot

Lol nice. When how manyvdays/months/years ago was this? Did you know you will lay him in one week the 1st day you saw him?

oluwasma:
You meet someone the first time and boom you are into her/him and before you say Jack you are in bed with him/her.

What's the quickest you have gone?

What's the quickest you've gone?

ZarZar:
A week.

Oooouuu can I conduct an interview on the subject matter?

gcey2k:
The next French President is 39 years old.
But that is not the news.
He is married to a 64 year-old, that is still not the news.
His wife was his class teacher 24 years ago...not still the news.
His then class teacher had a daughter who was his class-mate...everybody including his parents thought this teacher's daughter was his girlfriend...nope they were wrong.
He fell in love with his class teacher when he was 15...she was "happily married" with 3 kids...now the "happily married" is relative in this context.
At 17, he promised to marry her. She was at the time 42 years.
They got married in 2007 with our man now 30...well she was almost 55.
Next month he is going to be sworn-in as the President of France 6 months to his 40th birthday while his lovely wife who has 3 adult kids and 7 grandchildren (her first child is two years older than her husband while her second child, the former classmate/sweetheart is the same age as him).
His name is Emmanuel Macron (39) and he is the next President of France.

OP he's not the next French president. Don't mislead the public. He is going into a run-off against the far right leader Marie Le Pen and the interesting thing is Le Pen won the first round of elections yet ridiculous folks like yourself are choosing to ignore this. Y'all will be shocked on 17th May when Le Pen wins. People like yourselves dismissed Brexit and Trump yet what do we have today.

Stop the misinformation, it is unacceptable.

optional1:
oko iyawo
thats the lullaby i sing for my kids and they must sleep.

Lol, not romantic

optional1:
lolz ok oh


*who is in the garden* a little fine girl, can i come and see her?? no no no..


There are two black birds sitting oh the well, one name peter one name paul.
Fly away peter fly away paul.
Come back peter come back paul.
Oh come back *you two stupid* little black birds and sit on the well..


Oya sleep.

Lol which kain lullaby be this? I no fit sleep o... iyawo, send vn biko

optional1:
lost but found..

Sleep when you wake we continue..

Lol funny geh... single me a lullaby first so I can sleep

optional1:
thats why i said * na d work wey we dey do* i mean d gist nah...

You've lost me

optional1:
na d work wey we dey do.

Lol, I don tire your matter

optional1:
ok Leprezident sir

Don't worry I don't know any whistle blowers

optional1:
crusher

Very soon u will become candy crush mr laprezident sir

Lol Thank you ma, why won't I crush when u don't want to gist me. And it's 'Le' not 'La' ma

optional1:
hot gist Ni'bo


Please ejo as i said before don't allow whistle blowers to find me oh..

Lol don't worry about whistle blowers, I'll be very quiet

ZarZar:
Check again

Oh me likey! #crushing... and I like ur two ear piercings... I should head to JoBurg for your sake.... are those the only piercings you got?

ZarZar:
Why?

For a moment when the guy said nice dp, I hurriedly checked thinking you had uploaded a pic... but alas it was a zodiac thingy

SIRTee15:
That's why Africa is at the bottom of the food chain....
We hype sex too much.....
Even the white men noticed it when they first arrived 100 years ago.......
Unfortunately, not much has changed.....

You know nothing John Snow, the people in the West you are referring to have way more sex than you. Travel.

ZarZar:
Thanks

#sigh

optional1:
not really but it's related to that.

Lol, I want this hot gist o. We should talk about it behind closed doors

IamKashyBaby:
I don't like to response there coz of too much attention the OP is giving me...like quoting me upandan even i wasn't talking to him

Ohk sorry sweets... Will you tell me the country though

IamKashyBaby:
Oh hell no! Besides, is it Ghanians only are allowed to join NL?

Lol no, but why hell no... I'm Ghanaian... I asked about what country you're from in the other thread, and you came to quote this vid so I thought you were Ghanaian.... what country are u from tho

IamKashyBaby:


LePrezident...aloha...

You're Ghanaian?

optional1:
lolz

i don't want whistle blowers to come find me oh.. Ejo stay at home

Lol, have you stolen government money ni?

optional1:
come make i tell you for private.

Lol smh... you can like to chew me up I no send, I dey come

optional1:
e concern u

You never know...

ZarZar:
Lol, you're a couple of kilos off but it's alright. Just don't complain when I squash you

Alright, I guess we are hitched henceforth

optional1:
Amen but i still need 30million for my account don't wanna be in bondage..

Is that so? How much have you stockpiled so far?

ZarZar:
That's the point I'm trying to put across, to me it doesn't matter. If I want something done, I get it done, whether other people are there or not. I'm not the whimpering type that waits around for other people to pamper me. Hence I expect a man I'm with not to look up to me for the most basic things, DIY. I will do it, just don't lean too heavily on me.

Interesting... but I won't mind you leaning on me since you weigh just 50 kg

ZarZar:
No, it's not merciless. I'm actually more likely to neglect myself in order for someone else to feel special, I just draw a line sometimes. I remember one time I had an operation on my foot. It was still fresh & very painful, but I still hopped around like a grasshopper, cooking, cleaning, etc. Mainly because I cannot sit still. Nothing holds ME back, so I don't see why I should mother someone else, when I don't even do that to myself. You gotta be strong to be around me.

Why will you hop around on one leg though, weren't your folks and siblings around? Where was your then man and now ex

ZarZar:
Trust me, I can cook very well. But maybe my view about relationships is different from yours. Me, I'm the type of person that does everything I want by myself. Even when I'm sick, I fetch my own water to down my pills, etc. I take care of me. I will never bother you to do things for me that I'm capable of doing by myself & in return, I expect a guy to rely less on me when it comes to day-to-day activities. Be independent. Be an equal. I didn't adopt you. Feed yourself sometimes. Because if you're under the impression that I should do it for you all the time, then you'll starve.

Merciless much