₦airaland Forum

modestofynest:
Who be that idiot when people dey sing national anthem him busy they hold him dick abeg na because of the girl na ram

Bismark-The-Joke, a comedian

Safiaa:
Her points are valid and you know it.

If her points are valid, let the op write his moniker on a paper with a new pic. Or better still he should write his moniker on the boxer shorts and take a new pic

Stegomiah:
Point1,the pictures ain't taken the same day, i wanna assume
Cos he's putting on different shorts

Point2, the veins are the same... Same alignment
Look closer at the first pix
The carpal joints between the thumb and the index finger

Point3,check on page 1,the next page where he showed the cap

Not trying to defend the op
But my psychoanalysis from his posts only...shows he's not faking it, i can tell

Y'all want him to show the nude pix, but that ain't gonna happen
So, if you need concrete evidence
Maybe you should send him a private message
Someone needs help, let's assist, and if you have nothing useful or helpful to say keep quiet

It's normal to doubt or question what is there
I did not wanna believe it at first, but i saw the pics of that man with the longest pen1s in the world
His was touching his knees
And he didn't show the nude either

Bye.

ZarZar:
...

Still waiting

ZarZar:
I'll show you mine if you show me yours

Oh really? Great, them pm me your contact

JesusChrist666:
Send your GF / Sister and let us please end the discussion. Thank you.

If you are so envious, i pray you experience what i have. AMEN & AMIN

Lol, this is how you tell someone who's lying. When the convo goes tangential. Gentleman, I put it to you that you are lying.

Safiaa:
Show us the blog.

This was like about two years ago, I obviously can't remember it. But take a look at the OP's left hand he used to hold the thing in both pics. The same left hand has different vein patterns. That shows you that those two pics don't belong to the same person. And note: it could have been cucumber put under the boxers

JesusChrist666:
DECEIVED***....PLEASE I BEG YOU WITH GOD, prove this.

I need a certified Dr registered with the Nigerian Medical Council of course, to add me. Would show more pictures as confirmation.

I see a lot of jealousy here and i can only wish the guys with micro dicks can suffer the emotional trauma i have suffered.

NOTHING and i REPEAT, NOTHING would make me show my naked pen1s on a public forum to appease cynics who won't even help me.

I would delete this soon because it seems the advice has reached it's peak and diminishing returns has set in

Do you think i am proud to show something this private?

Lol, you can lie for Africa. How can your same left hand have different vein patterns? Kindly explain it.

ZarZar:
Shhhh...let's see what you are working with.

Lol, when I haven't even seen your pic

Stegomiah:
That's some serious allegation, cos he still shared another pix
But it will be better if you can prove him wrong
Nlders can do anything for attention

Where did he share another pic? Now take a look at the hands holding the thing (I said thing cos it could also be cucucumber that has been put in there and not any real d**k). Take a look at the hand carefully, same left had used to hold in both pictures posted but different vein patterns on the back of the hand,how is that possible?

JesusChrist666:
Thanks for the well-wishes, sister. It is actually not flaccid here. It is semi-erect.

If it was flaccid, i would be fainting from blood loss when my pen1s is getting hard.

I don't go to public swimming pools.... my member juts under most boxers i wear.

I have actually never experienced pleasant sex. I fight all the time because of accumulation of testosterone without an outlet.

Guy, why you dey lie?

Stegomiah:
All those nairaland boys claiming 6inches,9 inches joystick without evidence to back it up
This right here is the real mvp

And you have been deceived by the OP. It is stolen picture. I saw this pic on a blog I can't remember about a year ago. I can say authoritatively that the pic is not his.

AimingIncognito:
I'm not telling you

Oh cmon... I might have good ideas for you to add to it

Lashort:
Eh! One of your bot friends?

Lol smh

ivyy:
Doubt if there's anything she can do bout it. He seems pretty far gone to me.

Hey, congrats on getting hitched

mykel25:
Beating us what u can use to scare a kid.... OP shd know he shdnt beat her

But how can he even think of beating a neighbour's kid. This person is not even a kid, 15 is an adolescent.

Eno38151:
She mentioned it now

No she didn't. Kindly re-read. The hosel construction is no the idea, that's a side project her dad advised her to engage in earlier.

Eno38151:
That's good but in all honesty that idea is not fantastic, but decent at best. And the probability may not 80% as you said.

A friend of mine had this idea about 2 years ago (in abuja) and he thought it was brilliant but after some due diligence he shelved it (rightfully so), while developing real estate/property in general is never a bad idea dont expect amazing returns on your investment or serious profits anytime soon.

Do you know the idea?

SolexxBarry:
Advice her that dats not wat she needs now,she needs to concentrate on her studies at 15,talk to her not her parents dat will only make the parents uncomfy wen u come around

OP Passy089, this is the best advice yet. Listen to the rest at your own peril.

fatymore:
Act mature with her... Call her and give a warning and tell her if she doesn't stop you won't hesitate to beat her up.. Sebi you are her dad's friend

Beat her up indeed... why are some people so obsessed with "beat"... is that the most productive use of time? Is that included in the definition of being "matured with her"?

AimingIncognito:
I have this fantastic business idea i've been thinking about for almost 2years but i'm super scared of quitting my job and venture into the business.

I actually took the job to save up for the business but along the line my dad advised i buy a land around one higher instutition in my state and build student hostels, so each time i save up to the require amount to set up this business,i develop cold feet and i end up using the money to develop the site.

I'm so into this business or let me put it this way: the business is so into me that i could search the internet for 5hrs Straight(mid-night,midday, on the move, in the office,anywhere and everyone- that is the only thing i think about),it got so bad that the only thing i gist my friends about is this biz.

Its almost 5am and i'm still wide-awake thinking and writing stuffs down about the biz logistics(its that bad)

My fam are a bit skeptical about quitting my job(when good jobs are hard to comeby) and starting a new biz.Also, i think they are just reasoning like a typical african parent by saying 'what if you set up with all you have in lagos and you end up settling down in another state?

I can't even think straight because once i clear my account again for my hostel project, i would hv to start saving allover again.

The probability that the biz would be a hit is 80%, but IF 'idea hackers' overtake me kpere! temibami niyen! I'm not too bothered abt 'idea hackers' really, nigeria population is too big for one person to monopolise an idea.

What should i do pls?

***i can't do both(office job and the business) It won't work

What's this idea?

Don't worry, I don't stay close to you so I won't be exactly stealing the idea... Who knows, maybe I can advice

Lashort:
Yeah! Lol I get it, he actually thinks he's funny

Nuisance

But he's sometimes funny tho... I have followed him for sometime

Watch the official video to Magnom's 'my baby' featuring Joey B below


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ycekll381k

Lashort:
(Yawn)

Lol, hope you see what I was tell you about MrCork

Lashort:
Stop calling me your sweetheart cause I'm not your sweetheart. I didn't say I like that (wtf) That person Misquoted me, he actually changed my post.....

Lol

crystalclear93:
Why don't you share your wisdom oh wise one

Yes you should have remained a guest. But now that you're no longer a guest, what do we do about it?

I'm a lot of Maître Gims lately. I have the following Maitre Gims songs on replay,

Contradiction

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8WvUSqhrtc

Est-ce que tu m'aime

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TpyRE_juyA

Je me tire

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_rEHfLgdcY

Preposterous... Intellectual masturbation of the highest order

jakeboss:
hahahahaha mama I miss u a lot am on ban happy easther. I hope ur fine how do u tink a man shd handle a sturbborn wife

Hw3 nea p)mp) kyer3 w) am)tuam

jakeboss:
I like dat we can get to be friend I like ir matured talk childhood is sweet to me I wish I remain young foreva

Indeed.

GloriaNinja:
HOW SURE IS HE? OR IS HE TRYING TO COVER UP HIS FAILED MARRIAGE

Ahn ahn madam, the man says his marriage is not over but you are insisting. Na you get marriage?

Actor Chris Attoh is simply not bothered about the numerous reports that his marriage to Nigerian actress Damilola Adegbite has hit the rocks.

According to him, he was not perturbed about of the reports because his home is still intact.
In March this year, there were reports that Damilola had walked out of the marriage.

The divorce reports gained currency after Chris posted several photos of his wife on social media, wishing her a happy second wedding anniversary on February 14, but Damilola failed to respond or do same.

But putting to rest the numerous reports, Chris, in an interview with KMJ on Daybreak Hitz on Hitz FM said his wife “is wonderful,” and “she is currently in London. She just launched her Alpha Woman project,” which helps to empower women.
Asked about the numerous divorce reports, the ‘Shuga’ star noted that, “I don’t hear them, I don’t read them. I’m too focused, I can’t be too bothered with all these... what is important is in front of me.”

While many felt Damilola’s failure to comment on his wedding anniversary post on Instagram meant the marriage had hit the rocks, Chris noted, he got a perfect response from his wife.

“I got my response. The response doesn’t have to be on Instagram. I remember speaking to her that evening…” because I was in South Africa then, he stated.

He observed that their busy schedules do keep them apart but that hasn’t affected their marriage.
“Because of what we do we try to have time for each other as often as we can. It’s tough because sometimes I might be away for two, three months but that’s usually the interval. When she can come, she comes, when I can go, I go…”
In the awake of the divorce reports, it was rumoured that Chris’ family, particularly his sisters, were not in support of the marriage to the Nollywood actress but he refuted the reports quizzing “why will there be anything like that?”

Watch the interview below:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zeVAmFt_rCg

http://www.myjoyonline.com/entertainment/2017/April-21st/video-im-too-focused-to-be-bothered-about-divorce-rumours-chris-attoh.php?utm_source=&utm_medium=facebook