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pressplay411:
Your ignorance precedes you.
Una eye go soon clear.
Never take chivalry for stupidity. This is the main cause of xenophobia. Now you're laying claim on your landlord's property? Your eviction notice is being drafted.
Can Yoruba's claim Onitsha/Anambra is Yoruba land?
Try to always resist your ignorance before it spills out of your unevolved mind.

Errrm Jake, dont let the boy drag you into realms of absurdity. You should know his comments won't change zilch about Lagos. You should instead laugh and bask in the pride that he craves to belong to the state. Cos truth is worldwide we know Nigeria is Lagos and Lagos is Nigeria. This troll on NL is not worth wasting enthalpy on.

padiga047:
get powdered drug, put into your drink,...



This is too simple na

Lol movie-watchers ti take over... so where will I be as she's pouring the powder into my drink?

goingape1:
bros! you never know anything!

after movie you go dey go house straight

she fit say let's take something put something inside drink and within 30mint you go dey behave like goat were one die, she go come give you lift and from there your preek don miss!


forget Bollywood bros! things dey happen.

Lmao... you have a very active sense of imagination... if I have no interest in taking it to the next level, there's no way I go carry babe go my house.

goingape1:
drug drug drug!

once she drug you, you go behave like mumu and the rest the history!

Lol guy slow down, you watch too much nollywood. How will she drug me at a movie date or outing?

goingape1:
when obsessed woman cut your preek for middle of night come dey cherish am, na that time your head go clear!....


one date with her will determine your dead or alive status

So will she break into my house or something? Then she must be really skilled.

shinarlaura:
Lol. Moi- meme je te voir

Ok o, Je l'ai enregistré... truth has been established

SNOWCREAM:
Hey hey hey mister

Lol, why you dey shout?

shinarlaura:
Hahahaha. Bad boy

Je te vois et ton admirateurs

queenice7:
good day everyone. having a bad day, haven't felt this bad b4. ok, my fone has a password that no one knows apart from me. only for my mum to get hold of my fone while I was sleeping last night, dunno how she opened it and went through maybe all my chats on whatsap. she saw all my secrets, now I feel I have been robbed of my right to privacy. even my chats with my ex. she called me this morning and started telling me all I discussed with my ex and some guys. she added sugar and salt to my dad's hearing. I couldn't just help it buh feel ashamed and and feel bad. am 20 and in 3rd year. feeling so bad now, can't even face dem again. will be leaving home to sch soonest as a result. although I feel remorse for my past, and I didn't do anything so bad that's not common. buh y should my mum check my whatsap chats, like she went deep to very old chats. I didn't expect her to do that. to de extent that she told our neighbour and anoda of her friend.

C'est tout à fait inacceptable! Ta mère a fait la mauvaise chose. Tu devais lui faire savoir que vous n'êtes pas content du tout!

okpakovicky:
OMG..Meet most beautiful girl on nairaland ..*winks**

Pas mal, assez jolie...

Lol refiner be causing trouble since 1977

ideyhere:
Yup. ..

Lol

ideyhere:
The guy that have been forming if I come into town he'll flex me like mad. I came in and he came to pick me up...only for me to hear that he doesn't know any cool spots around. Next thing he saw one "mama-put" and decided to first eat "santa" before we start going to God-knows-where. Me I just siddon dey look ooh. After that na so the guy say make we go spare parts market go pick em friend wey go show am cool spots I followed him ooh and when we even got to the "cool spot" I had to sit through the dilemma like a real nice girl...but I made up my mind to stay away from all these aunts that use to arrange husband for people.

So your aunt arranged him for you?

ElizaVeta:
Because some people asked for it.

Ohk.. seems you're really good with your IT stuff

MhizTenderly:
Pictures or..... well you know the rest.

Picture if what ma?

Gabrielwilliams:
lovely!awesome.. made me reflect on my life. things must change for the better

Word.

babyfaceafrica:
lolz..fictitious story

Why should someone's real life story be fictitious?

Fmartin:
cc: leprezident

Hmm, he should go do the test with her

Lukmann1:
it is useless to go studied on abroad.

Yet you have murdered English

It's 'Study'

ZarZar T or D

Alphamale2017:
been able to create a blueprint for my life , and getting money from a hard decision I had to take years ago that no one understood.

I was able to set a direction for my life from a young age. and i am still benefiting monetarily from it till today.

my answer " making the right financial decision for my life even before I was 20"

I think this has been the mother of all other achievement

now my turn T or D ?


a tough one awaits u

What do you do?

Lol.

lovelygurl:
Easier said than done

Lol, I do it easily so "easier said as done"

lovelygurl:
But you keep saying "gf". She doesn't have to be your gf to be clingy. A relationship can't be forced, that's for sure but you don't even have to be in 1 for her to be stalking you everywhere

I think you got the context of the earlier statement wrong but don't worry... but hope you know stalking and clingy are two different things, and if the person decides to stalk how should that be a concern. Just go on with your normal life as long as it doesn't interfere with your activities

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lovelygurl:
Are you talking from experience?

Lol I'm a guy so I know these things. But I won't sell a gf that "she's clingy" line, I find it preposterous. So as I said, a lady can only have a guy if the guy wants it; it can't be forced.

lovelygurl:
Yeah nobody can be forced into a relationship BUT you don't have to be in 1 to be clingy. She could be fun but no thanks I need my space (that's if I were to be the guy)

You can only get clingy only if the guy allows you to. So me lady if you suspect your bf is too close to a certain lady and his excuse is "she's clingy", trust me she's only clingy cos he allowed it.

lovelygurl:
No it's not but do you think she's going to let go? Such people can be very clingy.

#sigh, no man can be forced to be in a relationship he doesn't want to be in and this is fact. One date or movie cannot have her lay claim in no way. And who knows, she might seem weird, but she could be fun.

This project will greatly impact the West African zone positively #MajorKey

lovelygurl:
And you'll be stuck with her forever. She'll never let you go

Going on a date or movie is not a relationship contract is it?

Santi69:
At least, compensate Her with a date... Ask Her out to dinner or see a movie together

I concur.

ZarZar:
Smh. That is scary & sad. People never learn. They think they're invincible until it's too late. Who does that, honestly? For sure they even sleep with them on the way, oonotraki as they used to call them back in the days zoomama bethu lol.

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