₦airaland Forum

Twaci:
Thanks a lot dear

Happy new year to you too.

You're welcome

TrapQueen77:
Hahahahahah...


Grease? We have no harmattan on the other side of the world ooo... It's blazing hot down here after typhoon crashed some part of the country...

Which country is this?

TrapQueen77:


U shud know by now... I'm FTC on romance sexxxtion

Lol, that's why I wished you seasons greetings. More grease to your elbows this year. Lord knows your elbows will sure need grease this harmattan season.

dacblogger:
dnt be looking for g.f if you cant provide for her#my opinion#

#sigh... is that the first thing that even comes into your mind? I reserve further comments.

Seasons greetings to;

1. EstharFabian - But she dislikes now for no reason

2. Makydee or Makydebbie - Let's meet on the streets of Accra

3. Twaci - Your talent is captivating, we should get married.

4. Chistar - one helluva writer

5. Trapqueen77 - Fir being everywhere

Continued;

7. Find a great circle of friends.

A spouse is a wonderful thing—but so are friends. Never underestimate the power great friends have on our lives. No matter how amazing our marriage is, it can’t replace friendships.

8. Travel with your closest friends.

Whether it’s for an overnight or a week away, grab your best friends—take off and make some amazing memories.

9. Get your finances in order.

We need to be able to handle our own lives before we can say that we can handle another’s. This doesn’t mean perfection—but it does mean learning to manage independently.

10. Find your passion and make a career of it.

Not everyone needs to attend college, but we do need to enjoy what we do. We will be a much happier person (and spouse) if we love what we do.

11. Go away on vacation with yourself.

Pick a location, find a hotel—and book it. Go explore a new place, discover the joy in living each day when we have no one else to please except ourselves.

12. Live by yourself.

Learn to love the silence and appreciate time alone. Learn how to manage your own place, clean, organize, be lazy—learn about what kind of space makes you happy.

13. Have a summer fling.

Just because its fun, let yourself get carried away knowing there is an expiration date.

14. Learn how to cook.

Find what you enjoy to eat and learn how to make meals for yourself. No one wants to cook all the time and whether you are a man or woman—we all love good food, so we should all know how to cook.

15. Splurge on yourself.

Treat yourself simply because you can—and because you deserve it.

16. Get lost.

Metaphorically and literally—let yourself be lost in your journey for a bit, because when you do find your way back it will be all that much sweeter.

17. Spend time with kids.

Kids can teach us a lot about life and how to not take ourselves so seriously. There is also no better way to know if you want kids than to spend some time around them.

18. Volunteer.

Give back. It’s important to be able to step out of our own needs and do for others just because we can—not because we are getting anything in return.

19. Have a few wild nights.

Make some memories that you can’t tell anyone about. The nights that you shake your head at or cringe when you remember them—we all have them and they are an important part of us.

20. Get to know your own sexuality.

Sex is one of the most important aspects in a marriage. Get to know yourself, your own sex drive. Find out what turns you on, what things you want to try and what your expectations are for post-marriage sex.

21. Learn how to fix things.

No one wants to be responsible for picking up after someone else all the time. Learn how to use a hammer, a cordless drill, some paint brushes and a lawn mower.

22. Mess up your life.

Screw up so bad you can’t imagine ever recovering—and then work your butt off to fix things. No marriage will ever be perfect and we all need to learn how to get back on top from rock bottom.

23. Become friends with your parents.

It’s not cool to hate your parents when you’re an adult. Sure they are a little weird and not right all the time—but we love them. Make peace with your past so that you can be a healthier adult.

24. Learn how to say I’m sorry.

Saying I’m sorry is the single most important aspect of marriage—we mess up, it’s what we are supposed to do. But we also need to learn how to own our mistakes.

25. Take yourself out to dinner.

Dress up, go to your favorite restaurant, sit down and order like a boss.

We are all a work in progress—and while there are no guarantees when it comes to marriage, if we know who we are then we have a better chance of accepting someone for exactly who they are.

Because marriage isn’t 50/50—but 100/100, so we owe it to ourselves to come into any relationship whole.

Not just for ourselves—but for the person that we will one day say “I do” to.

Sexxkillz:
[color=#000030]This is absolute bullshit!

This is how you brainwash your own self to make you feel better. Your marriage isn't the problem. Your marriage wasn't the problem. You stubbornly refused to discover yourself before you got married, and you used marriage as an excuse to stop learning or discovering about yourself! You also allowed your marriage to end. No fucking attempt to salvage or even save it. . . Who the hell said marriage is the end of anything? Wtf exactly do you want to discover about yourself after marriage, that you cannot discover while being married, and who the hell stopped you?

All you wanted to be, was divorced. People of the world today see divorce as a means to an end, like a proud achievement. . . A necklace, to be worn around the neck. Pretty much like suicide and people who commit suicide. Selfish fucktards_. The underlying trait is laziness, and giving up easily, believing "ending it all brings relief. But you forget how selfish this makes you. . . Did you think of your other half who must have been doing everything to make his marriage to you work? All those times he tried to make you happy, and all those times you refused to see reason, just because you believed divorce would make your life begin? Haha.

Who wrote this _shit?

Nonsense in all totality![/color]

Are you OK?

Estharfabian:
So, We should click the Stùpid link?

Ms. Fabian, language, language.

snaiper:
Mepakyew Nana,mi de Nyame din pawokyew,don't associate with that INEPT dictator...

What makes Buhari a dictator? And how does his association with him affect Nana''s governance negatively?

Nigerians are too tolerant of mediocrity. The only reason they're planning to do something about it is because it affected the president, if not nothing would have happened. I had my out-bound flight delayed for over 7 hours on Tuesday because planes could not land at MMIA because of poor equipment that couldn't cope with harmattan. Nothing was said about that as thousands of passagers were left stranded. But because one person who was voted to serve his people cannot travel simply inter-state, authorities are now making noise.

Nigeria needs a total overhaul. Imagine the country still battles with unreliable power supply after about 40 years and people are beginning to accept it as normal. I mean people are born into unreliable power supply and will die whiles this problem persists yet Nigerians will just look on. People need to hit the streets. There is the need for a total overhaul of the Nigerian mentality. That part of Nigerians that is directed at tribalism should instead be directed towards collective national development. It is really very sad.

Signed.
African born and raised in Lagos for first half of his life (and other half spent experiencing other parts of Africa with more time spent in a neighbouring anglophone West African Country) but with Non-Nigerian parents.

DESNAT:
asset ke?
does it yield in-cum?

Lol Guy, I see what you did right there... Nice one

JuneOctober:
Yes! Some do that very well. Funny thing is they like him oo. He has made things easy for you by saying how he feels. Even if you don't like him, tell him in a polite and understandable way.

It's frustrating being a man sometimes

JuneOctober:
some ladies ehn...
The guy even tried to keep sending those messages. When I send 3 and you no answer then I will just throw you one side.
Especially when they will read your messages and take a decade to reply. If I don't want a relationship with you, I will tell you rather than for you to keep storming my phone with messages.
The girl must like him and wants him to keep telling her those sweet things so that her head can swell like balloon.

Which is one is 'k'?
After the whole gist the guy was yarning, na 'k' she use congratulate am.
I am a female and I must admit that some females can be very untrue to themselves.

So you're saying some ladies intentionally waste time replying even if they like the guy just to play games or something?

favourmic:
You sound so pain was it becos Mmm or what

Guy, I don't do anything close to mmm. I'm just pointing out that you should learn to seek knowledge. Set your self apart by being informed.

favourmic:
When Ghana vote for another buhari bad luck comes in

Gentleman shut the Bleep up and stop being an ignoramus. What has voting got to do with gas explosion? Stop being stupid. Moreover the new government gets sworn in on 7th January. Stop being an idiot. I do not give a Bleep about these words cos u deserve them.

OP you are a learner.

Ginaz:
I've never gone to a club, would do in the nearest future with my hubby when I get married so I know what it's like.

Sorry to break it to you ma'am, you won't.

Pearly12:
Good day nairalanders, pls kindly advice me on what to do, Am a phd student in one of the Universities in the east and my Girlfriend is a b. Sc Nursing student in her finals. The problem is that she flares up always on small issues and uses harsh words on me, shes caring though, but very very aggresive, I can rarely joke with her, cos she takes it other way round and start insulting me. E. G

Me: Hello dear, how are you today, hope you cool
Gf : Yes dear, am now in my finals.. Yippee
Me: congrats o, bt if u talk too much en, I wld ask d nursing council to add one more year to your course o.( was even laughing)

The next thing I heard was

Gf: you are mad and stupid, dont ever talk to me in your life again and its over between use.

Ever since then, she has been dropping my calls.
Pls am confused, what should I do.

Cc. Lalasticlala

Guy end the relationship with immediate effect. What is even wrong with you? Can't you see you should end this crap of a relationship? You don't need advice, you need to act!

I see a lot of ignorant posts here. People just comment without sense. You have done no research on who the man is yet you are able to surmise as if you're playing lotto how he will rule like Buhari. Ignorance is not a badge of honor.

AnthonioAlsaid:
DON'T YOU READ

I NEVER ASK FOR IT.....AND IF SHE'S GONNA GIVE IT I MAKE MY STAND CLEAR BEFORE WE BEGIN

You should decline since you have no plan to also pleasure her with your mouth.

steppin:
Already in bed with Buhari? Blackians should be prepared for the changes we've had for the past one year plus now.

'Blackians'... Your level of 'pathetic' is beyond salvation.

TLAX:
Bro...when the odour hits your nose its guaranteed to kill any passion...at least for me. Anyway, I heard its a medical condition that can be controlled as there was a girl i really liked and tried ro help her work through it. Did some research on it.

Lol I get you... but the girl must have felt bad.

AnthonioAlsaid:
NAH...I MEAN I LIKE IT....BUT I NEVER ASK FOR IT

I see... so you gleefully accept BJ but won't selflessly give a lady cunninlingus.

Estharfabian:


Fell down with my butt hanging out...

was on the verge of tears...

Picture or adunbilivit.

BabaRamota1980:
Kikikikikikiki....

my guy, you brought back memories. Oh my, met beautiful girl, nice curves, all the paranerphelia of s3x are bouncing correct. Gave me hell, you hear me...hell before she gave in and allow me acces to her bra fasteners. Long story short, we get small pikin here, no want corrupt them, .....you could cut ice block in two with my rod, thats how hard i was.
B1tch was soaked from sucking my abbunna. When she pulled panties down it was peeling from stickyness of her moist cream. Then she parted the thighs and it hit my nose... ooohhhhhh...ooohh...oh no, no no no. My rod flabbed, i held my breath till i got the fvk out and threw spit out. Shyyyte!!

Dude you got the best post in on this thread. 50 gun salute for you boss!

So you didn't continue the act?

AnthonioAlsaid:
SOMETIMES I WONDER HOW SOME GUYS BRING THEMSELVES TO EAT THAT STUFF

THE THOUGHT OF MY MOUTH ON THAT PLACE IS REALLY IRRITATING

MODIFIED:WAIT HOLLUP HOLLUP DO YOU GUYS KNOW YOU CAN CATCH GONORRHEA ON YOUR MOUTH....tufiakwa

AND WITH HERPES FLYING AROUND vagina eating GOD FORBID

But you wanna receive a BJ abi?

SlimHan:
is it bad to want the best

And you think a whiteman is better than a black man? I don't have a problem if you already have a white boyfriend that you naturally fell in love with. But to try to demean being black and insinuate that white is better or best compared with black so you are deliberately looking for a white man, that is totally unacceptable and shows signs of demeaning your own race. You've just met a few black men and you are already generalising. Have you maybe also done some self-introspection to see if maybe you also have to change somethings about you to meet the right black man? Maybe you are rather at fault. You should do away with the white supremacy mentality cos in actual fact, black trumps white.

SlimHan:
Am tired of all these Nigerian guys. They are not romantic,full time sex freak,they cheat and makes it hard to believe there is true love. I love variety and want to try out obodo oyinbo guy for true love o. So I need tips on how to meet one (not interested in juju things o)

Just Lookatew

GentlemanUnltd:
Tripping for your tempting boobs!

I tell you this.... you're sex-starved.

shaddoww:
I beg watch ur language oooo, hw my opinion take concern u, kilo fa oshi gan.

Weyre lo fa oshi. What do you know about Ghana's democracy to want to sit in Lagos where you've never left just to try to belittle a country with a better working democracy than yours. Please take time to read and educate yourself.

yedidiah:
I am sure Tinubu went to remind him he owns half of Ghana.

He owns half of where?

specco:
This puppy. chased away from Nigeria politics by the dullard himself, runs to Ghana to claim 'victory' Anything to save face.

Stop the nonsense, your ignorance is appalling. You people have nothing on Ghana's democracy.