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Jenny1010:
This is a faceless forum

Is it? Well then I would wanna see your face on a 'facefull' platform e.g BBM... d'accord?

Jenny1010:
you either snatch him from vasline or share him with vasline...

You seem to me like a fine girl, why have you covered your face?

Laveda:
_fucking around and saying they're single

That's what they do.

But how is bleeping around make someone not single?

QueenSuccubus:



I know someone who's very guilty of this

The someone is YOU.

How is this even a confusing situation? It's very simple. Let your wife leave and marry the pregnant girl, very simple. I mean if your wife doesn't care about you, there's no point for marriage in the first place and thank your stars you don't have child(ren) with her.

Uzoma must be one razz girl.

ochubaebube:
and when parents advise their children not to marry girls of foreign nationality or of a significantly different tribe.... some will say NO and then try to justify their reasons on love matters.....



What an adult sees sitting down, if a child climbs a tree he won't still be able to see it!

I have a whitewoman for you, will you marry?

crisycent:
Dear engager, do you kneel down to greet your parents in the morning? How many times have you knelt down to thank your parents for sending you to school(dat na if u go)? Na you dis virgin this girl? If all your answer na NO, broda why you kneel down?

Just just... Just LOOKATEW

sekxy:
omg..this is astonishing
can't wait for mine!!

You got a bf?

Captainope:
May be when you click you would see it all

Captainope, captain of the La-Click crew.

*Modified
CAPTAINOPE! The story on the link is not even complete warrisdis

rinsonder:
There are 2 ways to understand how to get a guy to like you on your first date. The first way is to Ask Your Girlfriends, consult with your mother or aunt, or maybe read Cosmopolitan every week. The common thing about these sources - They all come from Women.

We women spend an amazing amount of time dissecting and analyzing every little aspect of relationships, men and life in general.

That, unfortunately, doesn't mean that we understand men better (than men).

The second way to know how to get a guy to want you is to Finally listen to what Men Are Saying... This may not be easy. We will hear things that we don't want to hear and we will have to accept things that may sound sexist and annoying. None the less - They will still be true!

If you ask your girlfriends or go through women's magazines, you will find that this is how to act on a first date:

1. Don't order pricy drinks or food.

2. Act like someone who will get along with his buddies

3. Don't wear anything too exposing and revealing and never use any curse words - so he knows he can introduce you to his mother.
Read further....

In summary: The lady should pretend to be somebody she's not.

Modified*

FTC BTW

Captainope

bigtt76:
Hahaha ....naaaaah! But the whole scene is becoming too much and embarrasing. The ladies are being forced to engaged against their will I'm sure. How i wish one of the ladies would be bold enough to decline Imagine a girl who has been rejecting a guy for years only for the guy to come and serenade her in public ....she won't have the liver to voice out against lest she is booed.

I doubt any guy would go and propose to a girl who is not already his gf. I mean wouldn't that be madness? the guy must have been dating the lady for sometime before proposing. and if the guy wasn't dating the lady before, I do not see how the lady would accept the proposal of someone she's not dating; it doesn't matter whether the proposal was done in public or private.

bigtt76:
Yet another one forcefully engaging a babe in public i hope they get to show us their wedding proper o! i'm keeping track. The rate of engagements these days do not match the weddings we get to see or hear about

Are you talking from experience? No disrespect, but you sound pained.

Qmerit:
She feels she's sexy and exposed her breasts and the one who covered up hers got engaged what an Irony.

See nonsense.

Benbisco:
Hmmm! Even with all the exposure, she was not proposed to. The one who is well covered gets the ring on her finger.

What does this teach us ladies?

Sorry, but what you just said is over-the-bar. Why should he propose to her when she's not his gf. her showing bobby has no effect on the proposal. A gentleman proposed to his gf and you are blaming another person's bobby for her not receiving the proposal instead And you might not know if she''s single and her way of attracing a potential suitor's eye at the wedding is by showing bobby. and don't say that's not the right way to go about it cos I kid you not, men have different reasons for liking a woman of which bobby is one. I personally don't see nothing wrong with that exposure.

La click Lalasticlala... #LaClickGang

Seun:
It's better for them to have sex. You don't prepare for a lifetime of sex by abstaining from sex.

I concur. All these abstinence talk sound very superficial

antispexish:
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Should I post the ones I've typed or I should wait till Ive completed every

Kindly post the one you have typed. Thank you.

Kolababe:
According to South African Site Imanzi News, a newly wed woman got more than she had expected after she got locked down in a two hour orgasm after a marathon bedroom session with her husband.

As can be see from the video below,she really had a hard time speaking as each sentence got “punctuated” by a climax.

‘For the first 10 minutes I was like, this is awesome but now it’s exhausting,’ she is heard telling the doctor. ‘This is so embarrassing. I will never forget this.’

Her husband seemed very pleased with himself though and added: ‘She asked me to do this!’

Doctors gave the woman valium to ease her ordeal.




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0J81hL9tGM

OP I'm tempted to say you can lie for Africa but I won't say it. From your submission above you seem to imply that this incident happened in South Africa which is actually not the case. These people are speaking American English. No SA accent at all.

dollyjoy:
Sex is very easy to abstain from.

Very easy to abstain from? Really? please school me.

Nigeria is one funny place ehn? It is only in Nigeria that armed robbers would give notice of attack and funny enough folks will begin to panic. This cannot happen anywhere else in the world, because the rational thing that would happen is that these 'so called robbers' would be met with the full force of a community vigilante. But in naija, people will begin to be despondent and throw their arms in the air. I just dongerrit... smh for y'all.

CentaurXV:
#Pfft. Come on!
It's "neighbor's" and "they"

Neighbour isn't wrong (British spelling). Yours is American.

5. very easy choice.

antispexish:
this month, will post all of them as soon as I finish typing

Ok sir, please don't forget to mention me when you post.

antispexish:
i have decided to complete the story first before posting it. almost done with it . Made a mistake of posting as I was typing it , when I got busy I could not concentrate on the story, but I've been typing it in bits for a while now, will post everything at once soon.

When will you finish this story man??

QueenSuccubus:



U can afford buy this "expensive" damn ice cream and boast abt it and u even walked out in the middle of the movie coz she didn't make u hold her hand but u can't afford to give her 100naira? Seriously?



Little Boi, you are something else...

Really? So he should have given her 100 naira on top? HOW old are you?

Twaci:
Laveda! I am getting married

@twaciiii (four "I"s)

Lol. Just followed you. Will Laveda be the bride's maid?