₦airaland Forum

ezewinted1:
Am still looking for someone to tell me the meaning of Zombie often used by my beloved Brothers from the East.
The first bloody coup that claimed the lives of not less than 15 top Nigerians functionaries in January 15 1966 was carried out by our brothers in the East. Led by K.Nzeogwu.
This coup was the first coup and that was carried out 6 years after independence.
*since then Nigerian has never near how it was been delivered
*In 1967, another military Governor from the East was also dragging power, that resulted into 3years civil war, where people were killed like chicken. At the end, it was declared no victor no vanquish.
*my point is this, who are the Zombies?
*is it a connotation or it's been use indirectly?

you are so unnatural with the job son. It is just too glaring you are fake. I hate fakes, they disgust me. why can't you just be yourself and voice what you think.

vatiqan:
Keep quiet, if you dnt have anything to say. When your fada and moda are being killed by these idiots, kindly clap for them.

As illustrated earlier, when you turn both cheeks for the enemies to slap, when next they visit, where would you give them to slap. Just feel you are a kid, if not; you are a very st.upid adult.

Choi! Omo, see finishing.

on my first day of resumption at my secondary school ( I resumed late), I hurriedly did my registration, bought my school uniforms and books. next, I settled in my new class ( jss1) and was engrossed in my note copying to catch up with the class.
suddenly this other pupil from a different arm of my class came in and accused me of stealing his books. I explained I had just resumed and the books were mine. before I knew it, the boy's mother appeared from nowhere; they dragged me to the principal and all my explanation and plea fell on deaf ears ( the mother of the boy and the principal spoke the same language). Next thing, Mr principal ordered I be flogged. cha! cha! cha! before I realized, 6 hot strokes had been "disbursed" as judgement. I was so helpless and sad, I ran into my class, packed my bag in height of the fury and made my way home.
I briefed my dad on what happened at school when he returned. In short, I added "salt and pepper" to the gist. The next day my dad decided to go with me to school ( my dad is a Lawyer). I knew the principal was on a long thing at that moment. My dad vibrated the whole school , shook it to its foundation, threatened hell on earth (lol, all na mouth) . Omo, I turn celeb that day o. people were begging left, right and center ( funny enough, the boy's mother was there begging too) . They all got the message clearly though, don't mess with my boy !

dabraska:
No offence to the guy but he was wrong. Police asked you to unlock your phone. C'mon show it to them! They have the right to ask to search your phone or belongings. That's why they are policemen. You refusing to open your phone is not right.

However, how you could have had a case is if you were being accused wrongly of being a yahoo boy after your phone has been searched.

Chief, there is nothing you will do to please them. open the phone then watch them fabricate another story. Believe me, those guys are terrible. I don't even give them the chance to come near me again neither do I behave civil with them. you know why? because the Nigerian police system is a failed system. No one will protect you from them if they decide to gang up against you. That's why I protect myself ab initio.

Helkayklassic:
He was the head boy and he get F9 for maths. All of una deh mad. We don wise up. I know some people will come here and defend him o. I am waiting for una.

Hahahahaha. This comment has made my day.

fellow nairalanders, I have sent out mails to professors in different schools in Canada but I really don't know why none has replied . please help if you have had similar experiences with schools in the past.

VickyRotex:
Haaaaa. Gbese.

This one pass Heat o. Aye re oooo


May God comfort and Sustain the living(poultry birds)

I don't know why I feel you are an intelligent fellow. you post perhaps ... gives me the inclination or game recognises game like they always say.

asalimpo:
ok. I was teachin you logic 101. Fallacy of arguing against the author of article by making an emotional appeal rather than a cold factual evaluation.

It goes thus:
A : I've noticed that most cars passing by are blue.
Is it that nigerians love blue, are mindlessly following western trends, buy the cheapest cuz blue cars are cheap, are color blind, have no sense of taste, dealers import most cars in blue etc.

B: how many non-blue cars do have? Answer me!
(lynch mob gathering)

question: How many blue cars do i have to have?
How does that affect my observation?
What makes an observation and subsequent hypothesis a criticism (i.e a judgement call)

I clearly understand your argument .

firstEVA:
lmao, hahahaha.

Abi na?

ok. mathematically speaking : she Is older than you so let's assume she has won in the x-plane. she Is a police ASP with more military influence than you so she has also won in the Y-plane. she has a job and 2 kids as backup while you have none. she has also won in the Z-plane. so my guy, she will win in the XYZ direction. in summary my guy, you are finished in 3D.
Q.E.D

Speechless3:
It was on fp last week and the boys didnt like it.

If all women were like this men would turn gays.

I believe it will be mutual.

DanjaNinja:
Done.

Please can you help me with IELTS prep materials? I'll be very grateful.

jmichlins:
Endtime chicken sending endtime buyer into coma in an endtime market on the beginning of the week. What figure of speech is that

uncle I, uncle I. please I know it.



STUPIDITY

Dbaroness:
I swear down

I somehow love your reasoning pattern from your comments. don't know why.

WaffenSS:
Manufacture my arse.

He buys prefabricated and merely assembles.

Gullible idiots.

http://thenationonlineng.net/locally-assembled-chinese-brands-hold-road-test/

ok sir. valid point.
but have you asked yourself if your country has the manufacturing capacity to do this in-house? with erratic power supply and lack of quality steel foundries in the country do you still think they can produce in-house and the cars will be affordable to compete with other foreign brands?
TOTAL E&P Nigeria runs on diesel 24/7 ...trust me it' s very expensive .
Apple Is a U.S. based company but manufactures in China and ASSEMBLES in California. Thats because manufacturing Is cheaper there.

Lionsclaw:
Trash talk!
Mothers are the last hope for care from any child.

If the yeye Sophie can be smoking cannabis while breast feeding is she not the worst mother on earth.

Davido is a fuc.ked up dude, but how can a childs mother not know how to care for her own child.

I put it to you that Davido loves that child more than sophie and if he were the one suckling he would give up smoking at least temporarily for the childs health sake.

She gave the child away initially cos of car and so she is an idiat

Momodu I am not surprised because I know he has been a ass.hole for ages and have never had decorum in him but just a charade. If he had any sense and cared for that girl like he is proving now he would have helped trained her against smoking shi.t

who is this please?
where did you get proof that the gold digging girl was smoking cannabis? all we know and can see is just verbal accusations and counter accusations without proof or documents to back it up.
all parties are guilty from my assessment but I think the Adelekes should know better about child custody cos Wht they tried doing is technically called ABDUCTION .
I guess the girl was actually enjoying her fat salary at first cos she wasn't suppose to hand over the baby in the first place. even if its from the court she is suppose to fight to her last. so irresponsible of her.
"uncle Dele might be a certified ass hole or whatever but that doesn't mean he won't intervene when the girl in question Is his cousin . c'mon the family name is at stake and blood is thicker than water.
I'm sure if I were the girl's brother "baby uncle " I'll act to save my family's interest ..... let's stop being judgmental.

hmmmmmmm. ok o. I just wish the goat journey mercies. at least the goat has made a name for itself Timur.... come o, I thought all goats were naturally named Billy just like dogs are Bingo.lol
ok lemme follow their instagram account ( first celebrity animals I'll follow ) so I won't miss the new year meal of the tiger.

coollabman:
there cannot be one version because people see and interpret things differently. the truth is constant but peoples perception of it is what varies.

besides the church fathers were leaders, not of the will of man but that of God. They were chosen to harmonise activities of the church as at that time. they had both spiritual backing from God and authorisation from the then emperor.

and you are 100% sure they were not influenced? I think I spot the word "emperor " there.

leofab:
did you leave your sense somewhere? Didn't you notice the facth at that book was writing by the grand father of Noah thousand year before fictitious Jesus was born.. The is an eye opener to our Christain fanatic that the bible was edited to suit a purpose.. Why didn't they include the gospel of banabas who explained Jesus affair with Mary Magdalene ??

I think I spot someone reasoning too. what grounds did the " compiling fathers " have to add or remove those books . beats me.
something that should be a guide and universal truth should not have " deceit and secrecy " at the foundation.
I believe the bible but the numerous standards, addition and subtraction says a lot.

coollabman:
the book was never in the bible in the first place! church fathers as at that time gathered and examined several scriptures to determine if they were genuinely inspired by the holy spirit. Christianity just became state religion in Rome and there was need to streamline activities and stamp out paganism. many christian sects and scriptures were available then. some were overtly heretical (as in their message did not align with that of the church fathers) while some (like the book of Enoch) were somehow complicated. these books certainly contained biblical truth, but there were passages/chapters/verses in these books that were suspicious. hence these books were described as non-canonical and excluded from what eventually became the bible (as we see it today).

and who made the " church fathers " in Rome the judges over What is right to be in the bible?
isn't it possible they only included what they FELT was necessary and does that discredit the authenticity of the other books?

The truth is ...we will never know What Is 100% correct because we were not there and we were only told.
I wish there was nothing like religion in this world... it sucks! for God sake why Is Christianity filled with different versions and doctris ( before you comment Mr preacher, are you sure yours is the right one? )? why can't there be one version or we all just wake up to find out we' v been dreaming .

TR0UBLeMaKeR:
WTF..... Men will now insist on inspecting our package properly before payment

BUT How could they be praying for kids when they haven't had sex before?

I guess they were hoping to give birth to a "Jesus-like" baby.

GODWINGODSON:
Pls is there anyone here that knows the writer of Ralia the Sugar Girl

sure! that's a book by my then favourite author - kola Onadipe. Hahaha, Ayawa the witch and her b**bs like ...*clears throat*
FYI, Old Roger now sells mangoes .
#just saying.

Immanueladebol:
Mr Nwosu's bones must have bin consumed nw@Pheals

Mrs Nwosu though... that pot of rice being cooked on the table still beats my imagination..

#just saying

emperorbukky:
Happy birthday to me and others that are celebrating today, 26th February. LLNP. I love all February mates on this thread. #you guys rock!

happy birthday mate...didn't get a reply from you.

hahahah........its loading. happy birthday feb26 mates. #feb26

hello house, has anyone ever done certification of documents with the police?

Inxyz:
It's a requirement brother, all document must be certified with exception of CV and SOP. Although, the SOP must be signed by you. You can do this at high court or the institution that issued the certificate.

thanks for the clarification. something else that has been of concern to me is the exemption from the English language proficiency test (as seen on the GSU list). which document would I use to stand in to show I am exempted from the test? I mailed the school about it and they told me they will notice it and act accordingly but I am still afraid they might mistake it for an incomplete application. pls how did you go about yours or pls profer a solution based on your experience.I should be sending my application by wednesday. thanks.

emperorbukky:
I'm proud to be Feb 26

I sight another that is mine. hi, can I get to know you mate?

stewiepeter:
@ eddy destiny lol, I think it's very very safe.

hi stewie, is notarization of my o'level important ? I think I have seen something like that here and I don't think its a requirement (for UIs) please someone should help me confirm this..

stewiepeter:
@ eddy destiny lol, I think it's very very safe.

hi stewie, is notarization of my o'level important ? I think I have seen something like that here and I don't think its a requirement (for UIs) please someone should help me confirm this.